Lindsay Lohan shoots a budget commercial in the privacy of her crack lair


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Below is a “commercial” Linnocent recently filmed in the comfort of her own crack den in Venice Beach. Linnocent is still under house arrest, as you may remember, and she’s somehow managed to keep from chewing off her ankle monitor. “Somehow” being “the California justice system is letting her smoke crack in her home while under house arrest.” Anyway, this “top rated penny auction website” called paid Linnocent to record a commercial for the site while in her home. I don’t know who this junk was recorded either, but the whole thing looks tragically budget, including Linnocent’s interior design. Linnocent looks into the camera with her crack-face all twitchy and “I’m an ACTRESS!” and she sputters out “Hey to all of my friends, I just wanted to share with you a great website with amazing deals that I discovered during my time at home and it’s called Be sure to check it out!”

TMZ says that a rep for the company said they initially offered Linnocent $25,000 for this budget commercial, but she refused. So they came back with more money, plus a $10,000 credit to spend on the site. On one side, I guess it’s kind of sad that this is what Linnocent is reduced to. On the other side, she’s been doing this kind of hustle for so long, it’s the only income she’s getting on the regular. She has to take $10,000 payouts from the paparazzi to pose for candids. She has to bring frivolous lawsuits against people and companies, in the hopes that they’ll settle out of court. She has to film budget commercials in her crack lair, because that’s who she is at this point. Meh. Soon she’ll be shooting porn (and heroin) in her crack lair, and I hope to God we won’t have to see that too.



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  1. searching4grace says:

    certainly gets the name of the auction site out there, which is the whole point, I guess. Buuuutttt…with HER sponsoring…I’m not interested.

  2. Lila says:

    There is something strangely appropriate in her doing a commercial for that scam of a website. I can totally picture her bidding on furry pink hot pants to match that atrocious coat.

  3. brin says:

    “Hi, my name is Lindsay Lohan and I’m an actress!! You may know me from my films and more recently my jewelry store video and court appearances”.

  4. Kiki says:

    She looks so old… I feel for this girl.

  5. OhMyMy says:

    First the Blu Cig photoshoot now this. Sorry but she did not look “happy and healthy” trying to smoke that ecig. She looked aggravated and miserable and she was right back to smoking regular cigarettes when she had her little party.

    I never started smoking thankfully so I don’t need their product but if you google the Blu Cig company you’ll find a lot of unhappy comments about their shipping and customer service.

    Now this bidding website. No thanks.

    I research a company before I agree to do business with them and if they look shady or like a scam I tell them to take a hike. And it’s not like my name, face and reputation are out there like hers is. I guess she just doesn’t care as long as she’s getting paid.

  6. Boo says:

    Gee, the hand motions are so….natural and….effective. “Hi everyone, here I am (throws hands in the air) and I found this great (throws hands in the air) site….” I wonder if she took a course in hand gestures in acting school? Can she not manage more than two sentences with that horrifying crackvoice?

  7. constance says:

    Picture of herself in poster-sized glory with a gun. Oh, my sides hurt.

    beyond pathetic is right!

  8. dorothy says:

    I tell won’t be long till she puts on that polyester McDonald’s uniform and is working the fry machine at a McDonald’s. She can’t go too much lower than a penny auction website.

  9. WTF says:

    Whats with the letters on the couch…beyond tacky

  10. OhMyMy says:

    @WTF: It kinda looks like the bedazzled letter pillows on the couch are supposed to spell the word “L O V E”?? Maybe…just a guess.

  11. junk573r says:

    @ WTF: It says “LOVE”. You know, because she’s that girl. The one who has affirmation stickers on her livingroom walls and spelled out in pillows. She’s so peaceful and spiritual. How I envy her.

  12. SillyOne says:

    Bwwhahahahaaaa…snort..choke..Desperation is pitiful…By the way her cheeks are getting chubby again.

  13. the original bellaluna says:

    You know she’s drunk. And really? A pleather sectional? Oh, Blohan, how you’ve fallen. From the Chateau to the crack ho.

    *baby Jane, don’t keep me hangin’ on the line; go you’re own way, don’t think twice about me* @ that classic header pic

    *smiles @ brin* got your tin can? ;)

  14. matt says:

    okay, i’m getting a little tired of all this porn-star bashing in the columns about the crack princess. The majority of porn stars are no where near as poorly adjusted as this woman, and on average do far fewer drugs.
    Lohan could probably learn a thing or two from them.

  15. Designerprons says:

    Also, I know 5 year olds that could do a better filming job with an iPhone.

  16. brin says:

    @bellaluna….lol…”From the Chateau to the crack ho”! I got the tin can.

  17. Tierra says:

    Gotta laugh at the “top rated auction site” line. Do a search on this site and you’ll see its nothing more than a bidding scam. Type Beezid fraud/scam and you’ll see hundreds of complaints against the co.
    They use co. bid bots to jack up the items your bidding on. You also pay for every bid you make (this is how the co. makes money) then the item mysteriously disappears at the end of the auction only to be put back up for more suckers to bid on. I think they get $1.00 for every bid you make. A lot of ppl never receive the items they won either.
    Doesnt surprise me this waste of air would promote them.

  18. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @Tierra, then Linnocent is perfect for this ‘commercial’! Crack conning people, wow Linnocent has hit her stride!

    What a load of cheap and nasty commercial that is…again perfect for Linnocent

    Oh how the mighty have fallen!! (evil chuckle!)

    But at least I got my crack fix, keep em coming! And so so so looking 4ward to the big one! :D

  19. Hautie says:

    Until I see Lohan’s hair back to its nature shade of auburn, I know she is continuing on her crack out path of a life.

    And this just highlights that she is still a delusional train wreck.

    But you know… Dina needs some cash. Bills need to get paid. So Lohan will continue to make these little crack out commercials.

  20. Eileen says:

    Is that a Nagel hung up behind her? Niiiiiiiiiiice. lol

  21. Mshuffleupagus says:

    Hahaha, I hope she took that credit. She’d end up owing 3 times as much by the end of it. Its so absolutely ridiculous that Lindsay Lohan is promoting bidding scam artists when even the worst of the online community wouldn’t touch those sites.

    I bet she starts sending out emails to people telling them about her friend the Nigerian priest who can make them millionaires!!

  22. loveyourwork says:

    wow. it’s only a matter of time…

  23. Madisyn says:

    I don’t believe for one hot second this company paid this twit $25 grand for this 18 SECOND commercial. This is Dina inflating the dollar amount so Blohan LOOKS marketable. Failure at every turn.

    As for the $10 grand in free bids, over at TMZ I read some of the comments and people who have been to the site say SCAM, SCAM, SCAM. So Beezid will have their bots on “high” alert whenever Blohan bids on anything.

    How apropo, a scam artist shilling for a scam website.

  24. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Her next commercial will be for one of those late-nite “meet local singles” spots on basic cable.

  25. the original bellaluna says:

    @ brin – Got mine too!

    @ Ruby Red – I would say I can’t wait for “the mighty” to fall, but since she’s already sub-terranean, how much further can she fall? Is there a “sub-sub-sub basement” level? Or an “under the lowest parking level” level? (That would be under the Pacific, in SoCali terms.)

    @ Madisyn – *smiles* Girl, you know White Oprah’s gotta work that ho stroll since her crack cocaine cash cow is under house arrest!

  26. OhMyMy says:

    I love it how she’s not too specific on what the site’s actually about. She probably kept it vague intentionally so no one can come back and try to sue her if they lose money. Zero integrity.

    Girl should spend some of “her time at home” brushing up on the pole dancing skills she learned while filming I Know Who Killed Me. You know she’s going to be doing feature nights at the Venice Beach Bada-Bing soon enough. Maybe she can hire Ali to scoop up all the loose change so they don’t miss anything.

  27. Madisyn says:

    @ bellaluna *waving*

    With Dina’s cracked out, freckled, fake tanned, and bleached personal ATM under “house arrest” Dina had to have SOME story, ANY story to SELL to TMZ. That cocaine and vodka are not going to pay for themselves.

  28. Thea says:

    I think she would be more believable selling sex toys online. Especially THE TONGUE…….and they can make a Lindsay Blohan doll, comes complete with acessories, jewelry (with tags still on), and a baggie with a strange white substance. But use doll sparingly the friction would rub off the orange spray on tan.

  29. original kate says:

    “hey friends, recently during my time at home…” i didn’t even hear the rest because i was laughing waaaay too hard at this.

  30. Miss Diagnosed says:

    God! Ooops, sorry Lindsay, g-d! Whenever this woman speaks she sounds like Cookie Monster AFTER he’s smoked a carton and a half of cigarettes a day for 40 years! I couldn’t even watch the whole thing, my ears were bleeding and I was going into convulsions just watching her.

    Why is SHE getting PAID, when SHE should be PAYING for her CRIME(S)!?

  31. Mama Chihuahua says:

    So what will she buy with that $10,000 credit? Used dildos? Reconstituted crack? More plaster to trowel on her face?

    If you do any checking into, you’ll find out that they don’t have a sterling reputation – surprise, surprise; in fact, they’re considered a scam by many. Scam, scam, scam. Just google and scam and you’ll see how well Linnocent’s new sponsors are doing.

  32. Kim says:

    Any co that would use her as a sponsor i would run from! What is with the bad stripper white hair? She looks awful

  33. Melodie says:

    It’s a fact: I don’t give a rat’s ass about these LiLo items anymore, but I keep clicking through anyway because it always makes me laugh when you use that photo, or the one of her in the white dress.

    Love ya!

  34. Nanz says:

    Maybe a hair cut/different hair style would help? The hair is looking dated.

  35. Madisyn says:

    Another header pic that is the definition of “the gift that keeps on giving”.

  36. Elizabeth says:

    the slide (downhill) just keeps on going. it can’t be pleasant to be in that family. pity the members who are still sane – for now.

  37. Faye says:

    “During some of my time at home…” Yes, the COURT ORDERED time at home. Ugh.

  38. Rio says:

    Whenever my parents get concerned about me I just show them recent pictures of LoHo and remind them that she’s two years younger than I am and it could be so, so much worse.

  39. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Rio – Oh, you sly little minx! What an awesome thing to do.

    @ Nanz – Nope. She needs to have her head shaved and start over as a redhead. Again. Because I don’t think her can handle being dyed back to it’s original colour. (In fact, I don’t think the Craken remembers her natural hair colour.)

    And the lighter (more Southern-fried) the blonde hair, the higher the Blohan. Cracknanigans WILL ensue! Can’t wait! ;)

  40. Anonymous says:

    @ bellaluna

    “And the lighter (more Southern-fried) the blonde hair, the higher the Blohan. Cracknanigans WILL ensue! Can’t wait”!

    Lets pray!

    EDIT: Why my name came up ‘anonymous’, I have no I idea, it was posted by Madisyn

  41. Annie_Grey says:

    Beezid is a scam! Bottom of the barrel.

  42. filthycute says:


  43. filthycute says:

    hey, what happened to deep breath? that’s what makes the laugh awesome. :)

  44. filthycute says:

    LOL. I love Celebitchy.

  45. kittykittybangbang says:


    She looks totalllllly uncomfortable and embarrassed to be doing this. GOOOD. I hope she feels like a low piece of shit that she is.

    Good call on the hand gestures. What a cunt

  46. skeptical says:

    i googled beezid and scam and ROTFL yea… i agree it’s a scam. it might be a legal scam but it’s a scam nonetheless. read the fine print! only scams would require you to prepay for your right to bid on an item! And you don’t get the money back if someone else wins the item.
    It’s basically gambling. whoever threw in the most chips at the buzzer wins, but no one gets their chips back.

    And this is what our fave crackhead is shilling for. i wonder how many of her worshipers will bow to this and throw their money away?

  47. murt says:

    I don’t understand what’s so pathetic about this – she’s getting paid thousands of dollars to sit on her couch and do basically a one sentence commercial…

    I would do it for way less!

  48. harfang says:

    Holy crap. That lead pic is a nightmare. OK Kaiser, you win: at this point my only kind thought for her is that she’s still a beauty and it’s sorta sad that that’s gonna be gone within a few years.

  49. luls says:

    Even when shooting a pathetic 5 second BUDGET commercial, in her OWN home, with a JACKED face and dye job, uv got to admit the woman’s STILL got charisma on screen.

    What a pity…. such a WASTE.

    I really hope she turns it all around 1 day. Call me nuts, but I believe she still can.

  50. Shelley says:

    Nope, Luls, don’t agree. The only charisma is that of those nasty hair extensions, they by now have taken on a life of their own and deserve their own reality show. Unbelieveable how they stay with her through thick and thin, jail or home, on dry land or in that all-time wonderful recent CB shot of her emerging from the ocean. Whatever minimal talent she showed years ago in ‘Mean Girls’ (and remember it’s hard to fail in a reasonably well-written-and-produced movie) hasn’t been followed up with one single role in which she did anything other than a walk-through.

  51. TXCinderella says:

    She has learned to divert the truth from her Mom. They are masters at spinning the truth. If she hasn’t hit rock bottom this past year, then she is in for real hard times. I don’t see her changing her ways anytime soon.

  52. @ @jennifersipe You’re out of your mind if you think I’m letting Pops wear me around in a Baby Bjorn!