“BEZZID.com!” - Linnocent
Below is a “commercial” Linnocent recently filmed in the comfort of her own crack den in Venice Beach. Linnocent is still under house arrest, as you may remember, and she’s somehow managed to keep from chewing off her ankle monitor. “Somehow” being “the California justice system is letting her smoke crack in her home while under house arrest.” Anyway, this “top rated penny auction website” called BEEZID.com paid Linnocent to record a commercial for the site while in her home. I don’t know who this junk was recorded either, but the whole thing looks tragically budget, including Linnocent’s interior design. Linnocent looks into the camera with her crack-face all twitchy and “I’m an ACTRESS!” and she sputters out “Hey to all of my friends, I just wanted to share with you a great website with amazing deals that I discovered during my time at home and it’s called Beezid.com. Be sure to check it out!”
TMZ says that a rep for the company said they initially offered Linnocent $25,000 for this budget commercial, but she refused. So they came back with more money, plus a $10,000 credit to spend on the site. On one side, I guess it’s kind of sad that this is what Linnocent is reduced to. On the other side, she’s been doing this kind of hustle for so long, it’s the only income she’s getting on the regular. She has to take $10,000 payouts from the paparazzi to pose for candids. She has to bring frivolous lawsuits against people and companies, in the hopes that they’ll settle out of court. She has to film budget commercials in her crack lair, because that’s who she is at this point. Meh. Soon she’ll be shooting porn (and heroin) in her crack lair, and I hope to God we won’t have to see that too.
Photos courtesy of WENN & BEEZID.com.