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Ralph Fiennes. I decided to make Ralph the headliner Hot Guy this week because of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the very end, the last time Ralph will ever be Lord Voldemort. Some would lead with Daniel Radcliffe, or the ginger, or even Alan Rickman. No offense to them, but I love a great villain. I love an actor who chews the scenes and really hams it up when he goes bad. Or maybe I just love Ralph… could be. I just find his face so beautiful, and I always have. Here’s to another 20 years of crushing hard on Ralph!
Joseph Fiennes. Why not another Fiennes boy? Joseph was adorable back in the day, although I think he’s rather lost his looks these days. Enjoy this little one-two punch of Fiennes boys.
Jason Bateman. I mean… come on! Jason Bateman is SO sexy. Look at his little mischievous grin, his boyish face. This mofo is 42 years old, and he doesn’t look a day over 30. Clean living? Or do secretly naughty men never age?
Sam Worthington. Sam is usually CB’s kind of guy – I’ve always disliked him because he comes across as such a vapid meathead. But sometimes meatheads have their places, and maybe I’m just feeling guilty after lusting after guys who are inappropriately young for me, but I’m giving Sam another look these days. Sigh… still a meathead, but he has his charm.
Tony Leung. You may know him from his work in films like Lust, Caution and 2046. He’s one of the biggest stars in Asia, and one of the most demand actors in the world. Plus, you know, he’s really sexy. He knows how to wear a suit, he knows how to look into the camera, and he knows how to not give everything away and yet still seem… nude.
Robert Sheehan. A request, via Twitter. Robert was on Misfits, which I’ve never watched, and in some photos, he definitely gives off a young “Welcome Back, Kotter” vibe. But he has beautiful eyes, and I’d be willing to bet that whenever I sit down and watch Misfits, I will probably fall in love with him.
Joseph Gordon Levitt. Another request! You bitches love some JGL. I think it’s because he seems like a more old-fashioned, upstart movie star. JGL would be at home in the 1950s, I think, especially with that gorgeous profile. He would have worked with Gene Kelly and Audrey Hepburn, I think.
Josh Holloway. Oh, Josh. I can’t resist you. I don’t even really care about blonde men… but you are the exception to the rule. I can’t quit you. Those dimples… that smile. Those eye crinkles. The Holloway.
Dean Winters (By CB) We’ve featured Dean before by request, but now that I’ve been watching Oz on HBO Go I really get his appeal. He’s a great actor, he does conniving very well and while he may have been hotter in his 30s he’s still got it now. Props to Winters for not getting hair plugs and for owning his hair loss. (I find that hot, really I do.) I still find those Allstate commercials annoying though.
Mehcad Brooks (By CB) Mehcad played Eggs on True Blood and is now on USA’s Necessary Roughness. He used to be a Calvin Klein underwear model and he’s kept that amazing body. Plus his voice is so deep, sexy and soothing.
Joel McHale (By CB) Joel comes in as a request to Kaiser on Twitter and she of course passed it to me because I love him. I miss seeing a new Community every week, but there’s still The Soup, where Joel has me laughing and swooning at the same time.
Kit Harington (By CB) Kit plays Jon Snow on Game of Thrones and if you haven’t checked out this incredible series yet then take advantage of the summer lull in programming to savor it. Be forewarned though, it can be brutal at times and it’s filled with incredibly attractive men in period costume. Kit is a 24 year-old British newcomer and I just love his deep brown eyes and subtle performances.
Matthew Lewis (By CB) This is another request, and this British actor is all of 22 now. Can you believe this is Neville freaking Longbottom from Harry Potter? Lewis is the hot guy at the reunion that you find yourself staring at. He has to come over and remind you that you turned him down for the prom. Just two years ago this kid was still awkward and now he’s a handsome devil along with being a movie star.
Henry Cavill (by Bedhead) He was great in “The Tudors,” and now Cavill’s preparing himself to conquer Yank territory as well. Although some critics were quite vocal in their protest regarding this Brit taking on the Superman role in Zack Snyder’s upcoming Man of Steel reboot, let’s just give him a chance to prove his delicious self, shall we?
Norman Reedus (by Bedhead) This guy once dated supermodel Helena Christensen, but Reedus is no pretty boy. While he’s still attempting to live down his role as the titular “Judas” from the Lady Gaga video, cult fans will always lovingly remember him as one of the MacManus brothers from The Boondock Saints movies. He’s got a cute smile too but, sadly, never shows it on the red carpet.
Jamie Hince (by Bedhead) Although the world-at-large might recognize Mr. Hince only as Mr. Moss, I’ve had a bit of a thing for this scruffy guy for a few years already. While he’s not classically handsome in any sense, he’s got a very broken-in appeal and a style all his own, particularly when he’s singing onstage with his band, The Kills. If you don’t see the sexy, this music video might help a bit.
Jeffrey Donovan (by Bedhead) While “Burn Notice” fans might disagree with this statement, I find Jeffrey Donovan most fetching in his sporty incarnation as an amateur tennis player. However, he’s also otherwise pretty good looking and not bad at the acting thing either, particularly in The Changeling.
Timothy Olyphant (by Bedhead) This cowboy has the most sexually-charged killer swagger in existence. Over the past few years, Olyphant is finally getting his due thanks to a career-defining role as Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens in “Justified” (for which he just received an Emmy nomination). Previously, he was an under-the-radar favorite in HBO’s “Deadwood” series as well as countless movie roles. One of his most impressive moves, however, has been to use his entire body to kiss a woman into certifiable insanity (which is probably the only instance that I’ve ever envied Jennifer Garner). Hell, they don’t call him Olyphantastic for nothing.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame, PRPhotos, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Flaunt, W Magazine, Entertainment Weekly, Google Images.
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As I’ve recently fallen in love with James McAvoy, I ask for more of him on HGF.
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James McAvoy is gorgeous!
Have to say, Ralph looks very yummy in those pics
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Oh God, how I love the Olyphant! (He’s my lover and on my freebie five!)
YES, YES, YES! To the first three (Ralph, Ray, & Jason); and to Jeffery, Josh, Joel, Joseph and (DUH!) Timothy! (But I’m afraid I might break Joseph and Joel.) And of course Mechad and Dean and Norman! And a big maybe to Sam! (WOW. Do I sound like a slut or what?)
(It’s a “J” day that gives me my O face! Thanks, CB!)
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Aaahhhh…Henry Cavill!!!
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My favs are Jason Bateman, will always love him. Sam Worthington, just a hot piece…love the bad boy. Joseph Gordon Levitt…loved him since Third Rock from the Sun. Dean Winters cause I’ve always been a huge fan of Oz. Joel McHale, I’m a religous Soup watcher. Kit Harington, loving him in GOT and Henry Cavil just because he’s hot!
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Lovee this week! Love Olyphant, Kit and McHale! Awesome. Robert Sheehan looks far too much like a girl for me to find him at all attractive…
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bravo.. I co-sign to this HFG list =)
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I was going to go with Jason Bateman for the win…that picture of him standing with his legs apart gave me all kinds of fantasies about kneeling in front of the Bateman’s dong…but I will have to go with Henry Cavill…he is so smokin hot…hope those superman tights don’t leave much too the imagination…sigh….the rest of the dongs did nothing for me…
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Yay Game of Thrones!!!
But I have to say, my favorite is the guy who plays Robb Stark. I’m a sucker for blue eyes
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There is a guy for every emot:
Joel M: to make you laugh
Jason Bateman: to make you naughty
Tony Leung: to get a little Asian flavor
Joseph Gordon Levitt: the guy you can bring home to mommy
Josh Holloway: to hide from fellow bitches
Timothy Olyphant: a guilty pleasure
And, of course our Harry Potter guys for the magical surprises
Nicely played Kaiser…well done
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Olyphant! Oh i love you ladies for putting up my almost forever dong! Its a goooood day.
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Whoa, I had no idea Joel McHale was that ripped. I really need to start watching Community.
I really wish I could find Timothy Olyphant hot. I did for a while, but then I saw something that I can’t unsee.
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129142655178163665.jpg
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Josh Holloway is the only one in that list that I find truly smoking hot! The rest pale in comparison.
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Oh Lord! Olyphant and Henry Cavill in the same post. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I do, however, think that I am spent for the day…..SIGH!!!!!
Wonderful HGF for sure!!!!
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I’ve always had a crush on Jason Bateman. He’s just so cute.
And man that Timothy Olyphant — I always thought he was good looking and sexy but he keeps getting better with age.
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Timothy Olyphant is my lover! these photos don’t do him justice – but Kaiser thank you for the link to Catch and Release. Jesus this man, there are no words. Justified is an awesome show and I am so thrilled he’s getting the recognition he deserves with his Emmy nomination for best actor. Acting aside, to watch him in motion, that lean, stealthy body…oh man. Seriously drooling here.
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I can’t… I can’t… too good… so much hotness…
Finally some Cavill! Closing with Olyphant was almost over the top. This may be the single most explosive HGF ever. I’m woozy.
I would also like to thank the commenters of this site for introducing me to the hotness of JGL. LOVE.
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Except for Timothy Olyphant (and maybe Tony Leung — I’d have preferred Takeshi Kaneshiro) that’s a very disappointing list to me.
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Holloway and Bateman-come to mama boys..Yummy!!
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Olyphant could swagger all day and that would be just fine!!
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Bra-VO.
This is one of the best HGF in a long time, and they’re always great.
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TGIHGF again!
Yes, Mr Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes is quite the fine specimen, but he’s also said to be all kinds of strange…
Thanks for Henry and Tony, Mehcad and Neville oops, Matthew, Kit and Robert and all the others!
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Job well done ladies!!! Olyphant does it for me everytime. JGL is achingly sexy.
Thanks for the Mistfits shout out! I love the show and Robert Sheehan is beautiful. I hate that he left, however Iwan Rheon to me is the star of the show. He is sexy, gorgeous and I love his sex scenes. Season Two Episode Three FTW!
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When are we going to see Matthew Fox on HDF
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Oh the headshots are beauty today.
Ralph Feines — (sorry, too lazy to scroll up for spelling.) I’ve been IN LOVE with him since The English Patient. He is gorgeous…and talented.
Jason Bateman–so cute. Really has aged well, that man.
Joseph Gordon Levitt (sp)–Love him. He is DARLING and TALENTED and……is not justin Timberlake in any stretch of the imagination.
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I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist coming over to the darkside for Dean Winters Kaiser!!! Thank you Thank you Thank you. He’s one sexy MF.
Eternal love for Jason Bateman and I hate to say it but meathead Sam Worthington is growing on me…
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SO, I’ve decided what I love the most about HGF is that it actually demonstrates how we ladies aren’t THAT different from the gentlemen when it comes to seeing something sexy. I don’t think girls get enough credit for being randy b*tches
The fact that we can add in the comments that we wanna kneel in front of so-and-so and go to town isn’t something you can say just anywhere….
LOVE IT.
Lovin the Sam Worthington. But I dig those sort of neanderthal meatheads with prominent brow bones and big time chest hair. Mmmm.
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Love Joseph Fiennes .. Fell for him in Shakespeare in Love .. didn’t care for Fishsticks Goopy but LOVED him …swoon
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Yay, Tony Leung is yum! Thanks for throwing in a bit of asian,Kaiser!
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Oh my… The Olyphant.. But Kit (Jon Snow) and Matthew (Neville) totally made my day.
*off to dreamy places*
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jason bateman is adorable.
still no jeremy sisto, i see. what’s up with that?
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Oh my God, The Olyphant. You are so right about the sexy swagger. He is just sexy. It’s that simple. Also a great actor who really deserves the nomination for Justified.
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MAYHEM ROCKS!
those All State commercials are super hilarious!
“oopsies!”
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Wow, Tony Leung! He’s been around forever. I’ve had a crush on him since I was 19 (in my 30′s now).
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Yes Please to Mechad Brooks and Henry cavill. YES LORD!
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Ralph Fiennes: always yum, even mature
Joseph Fiennes: a one night stand!
Jason Bateman: brings sexy back
Sam Worthington: huge NO
Tony Leung: even bigger NO
Robert Sheehan: so NO
Joseph Gordon Levitt: good actor
Josh Holloway: OH MY Josh…….
Dean Winters: rather okay actor
Mehcad Brooks: pass
Joel McHale: Oh yeah daddy!
Kit Harington + Matthew Lewis: STOP.
Henry Cavill: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Norman Reedus + Jamie Hince: DRUGS
Jeffrey Donovan: righhhhhht, next!
Timothy Olyphant: killer swag…. yes!
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Wait so did that Neville Longbottom kid suddenly become hot JUST from fixing his teeth (and getting a couple years older)?? Is that IT?? Or did he have some sort of other work done? I have never paid any attention to him until now (now that all these cute pics of him have been popping up everywhere).
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Right on with the Jason Bateman naughty! He’s got that little twinkle in his eye that let’s you know something is up…
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Oh, Kit…you are too fine. And Joel McHale~funny guys are just plain sexy. (I’m looking at YOU, Steven Colbert & Jon Stewart!!!)
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I’m glad to see Ralph resisted the plugs. I’m hoping he’ll just shave it all off. He’d look a lot better–still handsome though.
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Had to go to you tube and watch the Olyphant/Garner kiss scene, whooooooa, I love that man.
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JGL, JGL, JGL, JGL, JGL!
And yay for Robbie Sheehan – I’ve been suggesting him and Aiden Gillen (who was also in The Wire, I believe) for aaages.
Not that anyone listens to my recommendations, but they were in a programme called Love+Hate, with Brendan Gleeson’s son (the one that looks exactly like him, not the one who was in Harry Potter).
Sheehan looks all tortured and pretty in it. AND it has the lovely Ruth Negga (who Dominic Cooper was supposed to have had a fling with) in it too.
But I’m afraid I’m going to have to disagree with the sentiment that Jeffrey Donovan was good in The Changeling. He was feckin’ appalling. By far the worst thing in it, with his limp and watery Guy Pierce impersonation.
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with the exception of RFiennes, JHolloway and KHarington you have a fine selection of weird fugs there!!
how about Kit and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau naked and wrestling in jelly for the GOT fans???
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Thank for including Sam. He may have “meat head” stamped on his forehead, but I’d jump his bones in a second.
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What a great group.
Loved Tony in the spectacular “In The Mood For Love”.
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@ RHONYC – LOVE the “Mayhem”!!
And sorry ladies, but Olyphant is MINE. Has been for years.
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Ah, Game of Thrones, you are my obsession! I love Kit Harington (Jon Snow), I think he’s an amazing actor and very handsome…but Khal Drogo, Robb Stark, and Theon Greyjoy are definitely the ones that make me want to do dirty things.
Okay, enough GOT dorkiness from me for now. Love me some old Joseph Fiennes, so sexy. Sam Worthington, though not my type, still does something for me. Norman Reedus is sexy as hell, but I do love those bad-boy rock-star types with puffy eyes. (He reminds me of Ryan Bingham the musician, yum.) LOVE Jamie Hince and The Kills, I actually had a dream about him last night! And last but not least, Timothy Olyphant could grab me, throw me against a wall, and…I think you can figure it out from there. Thanks for the good picks!
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Oh, and I forgot- GJL is always hot, that Henry Cavill guy is really hot, and HOLY CRAP I can’t believe that’s Neville Longbottom! WTF? I mean I knew he wore fake teeth for the role, but wow!
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Ooooh – I have “In the Mood for Love” on my DVD shelf, and have wanted to see it for years, but just haven’t yet. Is it as good as I hope?
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@Mairead
Absolutely gorgeous film…one of my all time favorites.
Very subtle and delicate. I also quite liked 2046.
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Oh, Kit… *swoons*
He’s not Johnny Depp, but he’ll do.
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Oh my gosh! Thank you for Tony Leung! I have loved him forever!! May I put in a vote for Jamie Bamber for a future HGF?
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Henry Cavill most definatly.
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As usual, all the guys listed are scrawny. People always try to convince me that girls just loooove big guys (I’m 6’3″, about 240, yeah, I know, yuck), but girls generally want scrawny guys with hair (I’m also bald, strike two).
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@ Horseshoe Rapids – You’re not “yuck!” Not AT ALL. I love big guys, but they are EXTREMELY hard to find. (I’m about 5’10″ in bare feet.)
I lucked out with hubs, who is about 6’6″ and built (and not in a “guido-steroid” kind of way). I call him Tree; there is no way to move him if he’s in the way, as he’s not a scrawny 6’6″.
Now THAT’S a MAN! (sounds like you are too!)
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@ HorseshoeRapids – Yes, women are going wild over these “scrawny” men, but trust me, men built like you are TOTALLY sexy. Like original bellaluna, I’m tall – 5’11″ in bare feet – and a man over 6′ tall is like catnip to me.
@ original bellaluna – Your description of your husband reminds me of what Mrs. Patrick Campbell said when George Bernard Shaw asked her what her new husband was like: “Six foot four and everything in proportion.”
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@ Nymeria –
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Thanks…I admit I somewhat regretted my remark above (and while I’m sure all were lying, more than one girl told me I looked like Ralph Fiennes, to which I thought, “Sure…only fatter, balder, and uglier.”
I admit, I don’t even want a girl who wants a big guy, much less a bald guy, because it makes me feel horrible about myself.
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Oh my, that picture of Ralph Fiennes with his thumb in his mouth where you can see the lovely green-gold flecks in his eyes, coupled with his oh so naughty expression, is making me sweat.
JGL, Olyphant, Jason Bateman and Michael Lewis are making my day as well.
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@Horseshoe Rapids
ITA with the original bellaluna I love tall men, and prefer that they aren’t scrawny. Sadly most of the time I always see them with tiny, petite girls. (When I see them.) Which I’ve always found odd, just like the fact that guys much shorter than me always asked me out. (I’m between 5’9″ and 5’10″.)
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What I hate is girls that tell me they love that I make them “feel small” and “protected.” I don’t want a girl who wants a stereotypical “real man” nor one who needs to feel safe and protected with a guy. I don’t know…maybe that’s just a universal thing with women, though it sounds so ultra-sexist. It just embarrasses me and I wish there was some way to alter my looks so I didn’t attract girls who wanted some firefighter, cop, or soldier archetype.
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Oh I do like men.
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Ahhhhh Joseph Fiennes……adore him. I am a little depressed by how Ralph is aging.
But agree, Joseph isn’t aging that great either. A little Hugh Jackman next time please please.
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I see a little of the Gosling in Joseph Fiennes. And Robert Sheehan looks like James Franco’s little brother.
Josh Holloway could melt my panties off any day. Hot damn!
Love Jeffrey Donovan and his little shit-eating grin. He wears the hell out of a suit on Burn Notice.
I can’t wait for the return of the Walking Dead, just for Norman Reedus. I’ve never seen Boondock Saints. I’ll have to check it out. (Am I the only one who thought he was hotness on a motorcycle in Judas?)
I LOVE Dean Winters. All because of Oz. He is so obnoxiously hot as scheming Ryan O’Reilly. PS – His brother Cyril is really his brother, Scott William Winters. Cute, right? He’s also hot and hilarious as Denis Leary’s brother on Rescue Me. (Denis Leary for HGF? He’s one of those ones where I can’t figure out why I think he’s hot, but I do…)
Timothy Olyphant. *sigh* He’s one of the ones who will keep getting better looking as he gets older. Swagger is the perfect word to describe him.
Most of these guys (Cavill and Worthington especially) look so much better with buzzcuts. It brings out their pretty eyes.
Great list guys. Thanks!!
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@ Horseshoe Rapids – Oh no! Don’t even think that! Bald is f’ing sexy. I LOVE bald! And so you know, there is a universal stereotype – people always ask about my hubs “Is he a cop? Is he a felon?” NO JOKE. Bald and big does NOT equal cop or felon. Seriously people, expand your minds!
As for the “protection” thing, I think all women want to feel protected by their men, even if it’s only a small part of the attraction and they deny it. (And how stereotypical is it that hubs was a bouncer at the where club I sang?) There is no such thing as a “stereotypical real man” – they are a figment of our imagination!
Me? I just wanted someone to date who was taller than me when I wore my 4-inch-heel boots. Now how base is that? (I had divorced 3 years earlier – please don’t judge.)
I just got lucky. You will too.
@ skilo – I call those guys “boob height.” And I’ve had m-o-r-e than my share of those!
(And just so you know, hubs’ ex is more than a foot shorter than me – don’t give up hope.)
And FYI – My son (21 in August) is a freakin’ g-o-r-g-e-o-u-s 6’4″!
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@ Rachael. He wore fake teeth and blocks that made his ears stick out on Harry Potter. I think he might have worn a fat suit as well.
yes to Henry Cavill and Jeffrey Donovan. JGL is a cutie, but to me he’ll always just be the dude that went to school with my cousin. As for Matt Lewis, he’s cute. I’ve always like Neville Longbottom – thought he was cute in a dorky way, which is weird since I usually only like the pretty boys, but I guess I subconsciously knew that he would grow up cute.
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@horseshoerapids
my husband is 6ft 2, 18 stone (sorry I’m english) with a shaved head and he’s hotter than any of these guys to me! I don’t care about feeling protected, just want a man who can chuck you around the room a bit, know what I mean
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Thanks for the comments…I appreciate them, though they still confirm my feelings re. myself. I don’t want a girl who wants some hypermasculine guy (not only am I bald, I’ve got hair on my body, which is ultra-disgusting) and I don’t want to throw some girl down on the bed and have my way with her, even consensual.
I guess what I’ve learned (not just from this one post) is to keep my mouth shut and pretend I like how I look. Nobody is ever going to understand how I feel and there is no chance I will ever feel attractive, and guys aren’t allowed to care how they look.
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@ Jayem – You’ve NEVER seen Boondock Saints? Oh, girl, you’ve got to fix that!
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@ UKHels –
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Lordy! That was a great list, Bateman, Olyphant, McHale! But anytime I scroll down and see Josh Holloway, it’s like getting punched in the face by hotness.
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Hang on…back up a bit…THAT is Neville Longbottom??!!! Oh transformation of the decade. A home run for all the average daggy kids at school who grow up into hotties, and a “haha” for those kids whose looks peak in high school. Second place for Jason Bateman – gets better as he gets older. As for Holloway..he had me at “freckles”
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@ HorseshoeRapids – I’m with the original bellaluna in that I like really tall guys because they’re taller than I am, and I’m tall for a woman. It’s nothing to do with a taller guy’s supposed hypermasculinity; I just feel weird being with guys who are noticeably shorter than I am. There’s no “Ooooh, he fits a stereotype!” factor either, for me at least; nor is there a “Wowza, he can slam me around the bedroom!” factor in my attraction to tall men. It really does boil down to “Holy cow, it’s a dude who’s taller than I am” for me personally.
And just so you know, I like a guy with both meat and body hair on him – and baldness *is* sexy. I get that you’re feeling misunderstood, but trust me, there are tons of wimmenz out there who will (and, I’m willing to bet, *do*) find you attractive – granted, for varying reasons, but who can boil down the mystery of attraction to its base elements?
I’m sorry if I’m not helping, but I hate hearing that you dislike how you look and that you think we women *only* prefer the admittedly tiny dudes in Hollywood. This simply isn’t the case for many women. Your physical type is sexy, too, damn it!
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Big bald guys are only sexy if you want some big oafish guy to fulfill some grotesque hypermasculine fantasy…gross.
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Nymeria – I posted my last statement before you posted yours.
I don’t want to date a girl who can’t do any better, i.e., has to date some big bald guy because she can’t get anyone else. Attractive girls can get a slim guy with a full head of hair; I have to settle for less if I want to, and I would rather be alone than date a girl who actually PREFERS a big bald guy (in other words, she can’t get anyone else).
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Horseshoe Rapids – your timing is spot-on, my co-workers and I were just talking yesterday about American woman and body dysmorphism and I told her I thought current expectations put men in a bind too. I think the demands for a certain type of image are way out of hand and they really damage people’s self-esteem, men included. You don’t say how old you are but maybe it will ease up with time. Until of course, you start dealing with ageism….
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I’m 34, but I don’t disagree with dysmorphism. I see myself as utterly unattractive due to my hair loss, height, and build. I don’t blame your co-workers…I wouldn’t want to date someone who looked like me.
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@liv – LOL, oh man that goes to show how much I have NOT been paying attention if I thought his teeth were real hahaha. Now it is all starting to make sense.
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Horseshoethingy, I’m sure you’re not aware of it, but to me it seems that you’re basically saying that the women who prefer your physical type are either too dim to know what they want or are either lying to themselves or the big bald men they’re with. I could be misinterpreting you, but if not you’re not being fair.
I mean, I know exactly where you’re coming from, but in fairness, how often do you see a man with an uglier woman? So, the odds are actually in your favour. Just think what it’s like for us fat ugly wimmen who like our skinny indie boys?
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wait…that’s neville longbottom? day-um! where have i been?!
@ horseshoerapids: women deal with insanely unrealistic images of femininity all day long, so please take this in the spirit it is intended: you have to get over it. seriously, if i worried about not being blonde enough, tall enough, thin enough or young enough i would never leave the house. at some point you have to learn to love yourself and move on. the right woman will love you for you, just as you will her. and, you seem to be only looking for a pretty woman yourself, so i’m not sure what that says about you.
mr. original kate is, to me, the sexiest man in the world. he looks nothing like any of these guys (actually looks quite a bit like hugh laurie with horn-rims) but his laugh, his wicked sense of humor, his kindness, and his generous heart supercede his little love handles, receding hairline, nightly snore-fest and crazy hobbit feet.
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and another thing, Horseshoerapids…remember sense of humor goes a looooong way in charming women, or anyone.
Self deprecating can be charming/funny but not in excess.
Try and work with what you got.
Now, go get ‘em!
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Fiiinally Henry Cavill!! Let’s see more of him please. He’s cougartastic!
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Love you for putting Kit Harington up there and even on a pic with Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (who is the hottest of all the guys on Game of Thrones, I think).
Second that, UKHels!
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@ Horseshoe Rapids – No, honey, it’s not that at all. Just because a guy is big and bald doesn’t make him an oaf. One of the things that attracted me to hubs is he is so intelligent. Not in a “I have a doctorate” kind of way, but in his opinions of what goes on in our world. Very sexy.
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Norman Reedus! Shocked. I never comment on HGF because my taste in men is considered “odd”, and I don’t find anyone on here “hot”, but Norman, oh! Great actor and gorgeous to boot! I’ve loved him for years.
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Mmmm, Jeffrey, that vest is simply so dashing on him. I love the whole old school 30s gangster vibe he is giving off there.
@horse, I think you are being down here and are creating a no win situation from the way I read your comments. No women like you, but if they do they are only doing it for the stereotype. There’s a point where you have to accept that to someone, you are their type and there is nothing wrong with having a type. My god, I’ll be the first to admit that I have one. Its mildly hillarious to my friends how much I swoon over bulky, hairy, German men. There’s just something inherently sexy about them and some woman I’m sure finds you to be her type. Whether she expects certain characteristics to accompany it are her problem since the outside doesn’t indicate anything about the inside.
As a side note, I’ve decided I’ll pretty much woo my forever dong onto this list by linking to pictures that show his beautifully heartbreaking eyes: http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11400000/Till-till-lindemann-11478613-604-403.jpg
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The one-two-three punch of Jason Bateman, Olyphant and Worthington has got me all tingly. Delicious. Bateman especially, he is becoming one of my forever dongs… he’s just so boyish and cute but with a twinkle in his eye. Lovely lovely lovely.
Ralph Fiennes has such pretty eyes!
Josh is heartbreakingly hot. His smile is so beautiful. BUT, I’m with #23 Dsavi… a little bit of Foxy, yes?
Anyway, nice selection of men. Thanks again!
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Oooh! Good line-up. There is no one here I object to. LOL!
I want to request Lucius Malfoy – not the actor but Lucius. For some odd reason I think Lucius and Snape are hot. *blush*
Go Neville! I’m way too old for him but he is the perfect example of something I was talking about with my BFF the other day: that wonderful moment when a boy suddenly turns into a man and becomes HOT, 22 is usually when I noticed it happening when I was a young woman.
I never liked boys my age when I was a teen, I liked males who looked like men with one exception (also featured this week) Jason Bateman. I always loved him, even when we were 15 and he was on Silver Spoons.
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No Snape? One day my favorite actor Alan Rickman will make it on HGF… I know he’s older but he’s still super sexy!
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@skilo don’t shoot – I’m 5’4″ and have never dated a man under 6′. I don’t do it on purpose that is who asks me out but I am glad they like tiny girls because I don’t find short men attractive – by short I mean 5’8″ and under – below average height.
With these celebs, you can’t tell how tall they are in the pictures but I won’t look at Patrick Dempsey the same way after Transformers… ICK. SHORT.
Yes, we all have a type.
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GAH! I was just watching the Harry Potter-a-thon on Disney Family with my little one last weekend. I feel so…so…DIRTY. *shudders*
@ ZenBitch – YES! Silver Spoons! That stupid theme song was going through my head a couple nights ago, while I was trying to think of that show Jason Bateman was on with the blond kid. But I could NOT, for the LIFE OF ME, remember the name of the show.
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Check out Richard Madden on Game of Thrones too! He plays Robb Stark………….SO HOT!!!!!!!!
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I’ve always loved Jamie Hince’s smile
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okay… wow… this was a great list overall but my standout was: Norman Reedus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just started watching the walking dead and holy cow, love him in it [but then again i just love me those irish methhead-looking boys!] as well as the amazing cast [what a great show, huh?]
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Jason Bateman – new crush! I just love him
Sam Worthington is kinda hot. You must see him as Macbeth (movie). He is just hot, Shakespearean with an Aussie accent. I use it in my English class as an accompaniment to the written text. But I use it just as an excuse to fantasize about Sam going all shakespeare on me. I need some air
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Perfect list is perfect! Ugh. Couldn’t ask for more. Ralph is perfection.
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Josh Holloway is sexy all the way!!!!!
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Holloway come to daddy! ;D
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So much hard work went into this week’s list…and it is truly the best EVER! Jason Bateman is ridiculously handsome! Joseph Gordon Levitt–a cougar’s dream boy! Joel McHale–so fine he melts chocolate! Dean Winters…so sexy! And that new boy–Robert Sheehan…has the prettiest eyes I have ever seen! Thank you so very much!!!
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Yes! Finally got some Jason Bateman oh HGF! I’m happy now : )
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Ralph Fiennes, JGL, Norman Reedus, and Timothy Olyphant all in one week? You’re killing me!!!
THANKS!!!!!!!!!
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No more yankee my wankee.. donger need food
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Matthew Lewis… wow.
And you can just look at him and tell he has a huge dong. His face says it all! Haha
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You’ve got to start watching Misfits! It is funny, dirty, sexy, and touching all at once.
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Josh Holloway looks very much like Halle Berry’s ex Gabriel Aubrey.
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Outstanding selection this week!
* Bateman – that eternal boyish grin
* Olyphant – the smooth & sexy bad guy…!
* Worthington – a nice piece of beefcake if he’d get a decent haircut!
* Holloway – georgeous but you just know he’d play around on you behind your back
* Donovan – sometimes a little too lean but good looking all the same
Lastly
Robert Sheehan – a little too young for my taste but one to watch anyhow – saw the Misfits and fell in love with the cheeky but lovable, devil may care character he played. A little reedlike at the moment but nothing some added musculature couldn’t fix.
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dear kaiser,
i would love me some Christian Camargo for HGF next week PLEASE….
love,
Celebitchy no.1 fan
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I love and adore Jeffrey Donovan! Aw he’s just so cute and wily.
But that one other guy is just going to call me Dummy and sell me a beeper. I can’t see him any other way.
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None of these guys compare to Ralph Fiennes! He’s the best looking man in the world! He’s very nice in person also.
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