Hulk Hogan spent his 58th birthday looking at nude photos of his daughter

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Hulk Hogan celebrated his 58th birthday last night by taking his 20-something blonde girlfriend to see his 20-something blonde daughter’s nude photo exhibit. You think I’m joking. I’m not. Ordinarily, I’d rather eat death than write about Hulk Hogan or anyone vaguely related to Hulk Hogan, but this was simply too ridiculous to pass up. Brooke Hogan had posed for a photo series called, I kid you not, “Women In Cages”. It was sponsored by PETA, because… you know, animals are kept in cages, so how best illustrate that point than by getting Brooke to take off her clothes and pose inside a cage? For real. And her dad came out to see it, on his birthday! Because what father wouldn’t want that for his birthday?

And there’s all of the kissy-faces that Brooke always makes around her dad. Okay, surely someone is with me? This is gross, right? I’m not the most physical person, especially with my parents, so maybe that’s why this is so gross to me. But I cannot imagine being an adult woman and making kissy-faces at my father.

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By the way, Hulk recently called into a BBC radio show, and he had some thoughts on the London riots:

“I just heard what’s going on in the streets, man, and I thought just maybe Hulkamania should run over there, start dropping legs, start hitting people with big boots and just stop the action. Let’s rethink, brother, rethink this whole thing and get these kids together and change their thinking in a positive direction and break the cycle of this craziness of where they were raised and where they’re at. Everyone’s got a story, which is ‘So what?’ but what now? That’s what needs to be done. Change the direction of the youth over there. Everybody wants the kids to get back on track. It doesn’t matter if Hulk Hogan’s over there, body-slamming all the youth like I did Andre the Giant. But at the end of the day we need to grab these kids, shake ‘em and say stop. Just regroup – look at yourself in the mirror and say, ‘Is this what you want the mirror image of your life to be? Is this what you want your destiny to be?’ Now it’s time to change directions, even if the state has to step in and really focus on getting these kids back on track, brother, but you know what? I will do anything, because I love my UK Hulkamaniacs, brother.”

[From Digital Spy]

I can’t. I won’t even start.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

 

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  1. anon33 says:

    This is almost as ridiculous as the pictures of a claimant’s hemorrhoids that he took on his cell phone and submitted as evidence that I was looking at earlier…

  2. ol cranky says:

    oh man, it’s just one disturbing story after another today. . . first Bridget Jones 3 is a go and now this

  3. brin says:

    He’s gross. He really acts inappropriately around his daughter and the mother with the twenty year old boyfriend isn’t any better.
    All we need is a story about the 16 year old married to the 51 year old guy and our day will be complete!

  4. Jezi says:

    Idk, this entire situation is weird. Her mom dating some kid that was like her brother’s friend and then her dad marrying a girl whose the same age as his daughter and who resembles his daughter. Both her parents are odd.

  5. LadyJane says:

    Women in cages? It is like feminism never even happened.

  6. ladybert62 says:

    This is just so wrong on so many levels – it certainly sends out the wrong vibes that he has a 20 year old girlfriend who is the same age as he daughter and he spends time looking at her nude pictures. Daughter could have just said to dad, “I did a nude photoshoot in cages to make a point about caged animals but I dont want you oogling those pictures because that is just plain creepy.”

    This family is just plain strange to me – each and every member.

  7. filthycute says:

    He looks high, Brooke looks freshly-tweaked, and the girlfriend looks sober and aware of the goldmine she fell into.

  8. girlwithapearl says:

    I’m not a kissy-face-pose person, so maybe that’s why I find this beyond wrong and weird and creepy.
    Or maybe my first impressions were bang on.

  9. jamminatorr says:

    Oh god. These nasty people. I agree – the relationship between Hulk and Brooke is weird, and always has been. The fact that he dates chicks that look EXACTLY like her is odd. Not to mention that one picture a few years ago where Hulk is essentially fondling Brooke’s ass. I was creeped out then and this just adds to it.

  10. Mb says:

    Far out, this guy is not only hideously, disgustingly narcissistic (suggesting that a FAKE wrestler could somehow put an end to a tragic event that has taken lives!? Trivialize, much????) but he is skeevy too. This repugnant joke of a man has no redeeming qualities at all.

    Oh, and ffs Brooke! You will never be hot. Stop trying to convince us that you are.Pls go and crawl under a rock somewhere with your maggot of a brother.

  11. Incredulous says:

    In those photos I honestly cannot tell which woman is supposed to be his girlfriend and which his daughter.

  12. The Truth Fairy says:

    WOW BROOKE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A FEMALE IN SOME OF THOSE PIX!

  13. phlyfiremama says:

    Which one is his daughter??? I honestly can’t tell…

  14. Dawning Red says:

    In a surprise move, UK Prime Minister David Cameron has just announced a new plan to halt rioting across England. Standing in front of 10 Downing Street, the PM, flanked by members of MI5 and Impact Wrestling announced to the crowd of reporters a daring new plan, inspired by Hogan’s idea that the riots would stop if only Hulkamania were allowed to run riot in the UK.

    “Yes. The police aren’t able to control the situation as much as we would like, so in partnership with Hulk Hogan, we will begin broadcasting Mr. Hogan’s movies nationwide over the PA systems used normally to announce if an attack upon our country is imminent. In fact, seeing as how many of you in the audience are now suffering from earbleeds, I can see that you’ve already heard us broadcasting ‘Santa with Muscles.’”

    In fact, the move has succeeded beyond the PM’s wildest expectations. As “3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain” began playing, the streets were empty save for dogs howling in the air. “It’s inhuman, man!” one looter cried as he dragged himself into a pub and drank himself into a stupor.” I can’t take this torture any more! Please, lock me up, anything, just turn those Hogan movies off before they play ‘Suburban Commando!’”

    But the worst was still to come. Hospitals all across the UK were full to bursting as “No Holds Barred” began playing. It looked as though the country might begin to suffer further economically, as law-abiding citizens were afraid to go to work, school, or shop while “The Secret Agent Club” came on.

    Finally, the UN and a number of human rights groups stepped in when “Mr. Nanny” was broadcast. Seeing as how so many looters were clogging the health and psychiatric systems, Mr. Cameron relented, and the riots became a thing of the past.

    The UK thanks Hulk Hogan for inspiring Britain to stand up to the looters, and also sending a message that there are indeed, fates worse than death.

  15. djork says:

    I love PETA, but Jeez Louise, do they have to scrape the bottom of the damn barrel and photograph someone who would probably pose happily in leather, suede, fur and snakeskin if it meant her picture got taken. They all look 15 years older than their stated ages.

  16. Ramona Q says:

    This sick.

    And Brooke could be quite lovely if she didn’t dress like a tranny ho. She’s got a lovely body and face to work with – but she’s jacking it up with the artificial slut look. Imagine her with a normal hair color, normal make up, normal clothes, and not Brooke Hogan, just somebody you don’t know. She would be lovely!

  17. Hautie says:

    If Brooke stopped with the hooker theme looks and go with less is more look… she would be attractive.

    It is time to retire the stripper heels. The extensions. And try natural.

    I have never understood her need to look so cheap. She has always reminded me of a what stripper’s would have looked like from 1985.

    All she lacks is a pair of white leg warmers. To match with those stripper heels.

  18. Bella Bella says:

    The most disturbing thing to me is the clear stiletto heels. NASTY!

  19. Rhiley says:

    Another choice parent who hypersexualizes his child. Remember the creepy photos of him rubbing Brooke’s ass with sun tanning oil. I don’t see my dad often (maybe once every 5 years) but there ain’t no way I would ever let him kiss me on the mouth or touch me beyond a hug or a pat on the back. For his part, my dad wouldn’t want to. My favorite memory of this stupid family was when their reality show was about to come out for the first time and Hulk talked up about how they were a better family than the Osbornes because they had real family values. What an asshole! Believe me, I’d rather live with Ozzy, Sharon, Jack, Kelly, and the mysterious Amy, than with this sack of warm stinking runny bull poo clan.

  20. LIVEALOT says:

    LMAO @ bella bella

    AGREED!

  21. Jackson says:

    Yeah, that all sounds about right. What a disgusting, trashy family they are. I just look at them and their celebrity and shake my head.

  22. Samigirl says:

    If you ask any of my close friends, they will tell you that I am the exact definition of the term “daddy’s girl.” My daddy is my HERO. I am closer to my dad than I am my girlfriends. And…looking at these pics, I’m going WTF. If he didn’t date women that looked like his daughter, and if he didn’t apply sunscreen to his daughter’s tush, and if he didn’t look at pics of her naked…then it would be ok. But, taking in account allllll of these things, it’s just weird.

  23. jjj dell says:

    Hulk’s comments on the riots were AWESOME! If they were delivered in the traditional pre-match interview style, they’d be perfect.

  24. lucky says:

    aaaaaahhhh-mazing dawning red- amazing.

  25. Kim says:

    I dont know how his daughter can even look at him after he was cheating on her mother with her best friend!!! EWWWWW!!!

  26. fluffyrabbit says:

    Dawning Red: that was absolutely fantastic

  27. TJ says:

    The creep factor is entirely too high on this one. I also agree with Jezi. They make Billy Ray/Miley Papa/Jessica Simpson look normal.

  28. Mata says:

    I stopped trying to figure out this family dynamic when they posted the pictures of Hulk applying sunscreen to his grown daughter’s inner thigh. *shudder*

  29. Blue says:

    Glad to see i’m not the only one who gets willies from this family. *shudder*

  30. Just U says:

    What about the time Hulk and Brooke were playing a computer game and he flashed her!
    I can’t find the link now, but he did… on camera.
    Worst part was Brooke laughed as if it was nothing strange or out of the ordinary. (Probably because it wasn’t strange or out of the ordinary).
    There is something very disturbing about all of this.
    After the Corey Feldman story and now this… urgh!

  31. Irene says:

    Gross. Oh and this is why I dont take Peta seriously anymore. “women in cages”? WTF

  32. inez says:

    “Everyone’s got a story, which is ‘So what?’” Where the hell does he get that from?! Does he even read / watch the news.. ??

  33. Laura says:

    His comments about youth in general here in the UK kinda make sense i.e. It’s a gd philosophy but he looks like a paedophile… And I don’t think any of the rioters down the road from me are Hulkamaniacs….

  34. Stubbylove says:

    You mean Brooke’s amazing music career is already over???? Say it ain’t so!

  35. searching4grace says:

    I’m having a hard time getting past the fact that his girlfriend looks EXACTLY like his daughter. That is so amazingly repugnant to me. How is that okay with his daughter??? I’m with *Incredulous*-I had a hard time telling which one was the daughter and which one was the girlfriend to begin with. Nasty.

  36. Frenchie says:

    excellent comments on the riots comming from a guy whose son had a car crash while speedind and drunk and as a consequence who ruined the passenger ‘s life and went to jail. So next time apply your “grab the kids” comments first hand.

  37. anjessa says:

    I’m an activist for animal rights myself, but PETA is seriously bugging me. What the hell is their message? “Exploiting animals is bad, but exploiting naked female bodies to get attention is awesome”? If they want to draw attention to the sufferings of incarcerated animals they should make the people in the cages look sick and desperate, not sexy and shiny!

  38. i.want.shoes says:

    If my dad started dating a girl who could pass for my twin sister, I’d be totally creeped out. But then again, it’s Brooke.

  39. Charlotte says:

    Does Brooke own any shoes that are not made of lucite? These two don’t skeeze me out as much as Linda Hogan does. That kinda bothers me…

  40. the original bellaluna says:

    The whole Hogan family is a mess. And this is most definitely gross on a high scale!

  41. LittleDeadGirl says:

    Can’t stand PETA and I can’t stand the Hogans. When I first saw the picture I thought you were gonna say it was Hulk Hogan with two prostitutes … ewww on the whole thing

  42. Meadowlark says:

    I have ALWAYS found Hulk and Brooke’s relationship ultra creepy. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a very affectionate girl, but these two have some issues… some hardcore, Freudian, Electra Complex daddy issues. Remember when Hulk was photographed rubbing tanning lotion on Brooke’s inner thighs?

  43. 4Real says:

    Ew that’s nasty. ALL OF IT

  44. The Other Katherine says:

    HELLA CREEPY.

  45. LIVEALOT says:

    ok i’m going to play the devil’s advocate and say in all fairness – brooke looks like her mom… so why are we surprised that he’s dating someone that looks like a younger linda (i.e. his daughter) ???

    :/

  46. Erin says:

    her face looks….. different.

    and she is wearing legit stripper heels

  47. hollis says:

    And Brooke looks like her mom…right?

  48. faye says:

    I’m no fan of either of these chuckleheads but it looks like the kissy face is just to make her dad feel uncomfortable. Which he does.

  49. Venefica Delirium says:

    Freud would have a field day with this family.

    Is Hulk Hogan still defensive about men staring at his daughter and her goods? It’s strange to me that someone who acts so overprotective over men checking out his daughter encourages her to pose nude and wear the kind of outfits that only a high-price escort would. Yeah, makes a lot of sense. Um, the entire reason why PETA gets women to pose naked for their campaign ads is to “persuade” frat boys into not eating meat/wearing fur/not to sneeze in the general direction of an animal. How does Hulk Hogan think his daughter posing naked in a cage is supposed to “convince” people against eating meat or harvesting animals for any purpose? Does he not think that these ads are heterosexual male-oriented? Is it not screamingly obvious?

    Ugh, he has the skin of a boiled hotdog.

    As for PETA: I have no problem with vegetarianism at all, but I hate this organization for several reasons, but the title picture is the icing on top of the cake.

    PETA is hypocritical because while they crusade for animal rights, they sing a whole other tune when it comes to human rights.

    Not only does PETA terrorize and threaten humans, but they apparently approve of objectifying women to get their message across. While I know that these women are all too willing to shed their clothing anyway, it’s still for inconsistent for PETA to complain about exploiting animals for other companies, but unnecessarily resort to images of naked women to proselytize their messages.

    These women are the ones being offered by PETA to be featured nude in their campaign ads. I figured for an organization so inherently indignant over any kind of treatment toward animals, even one such as owning domesticated animals as pets, that PETA would take the high road and campaign without reducing the value of a human to an object, as they consider to be wrong for any other animal. Did I miss something? Isn’t PETA all about human/animal equality?

  50. Annie says:

    I don’t think Brooke is unattractive per se, it’s just that she looks like an attractive 41 instead of 21. Weird. The girlfriend looks like a younger version of Brooke, which is disturbing.

  51. hairball says:

    This family is complete trash.

  52. Bill Hicks is God says:

    This is beyond dysfunctional (most wrestling families are) and just outright skeeve to the nth degree.

    Look at the girlfriend, this is clearly a man who wants to bed his daughter so he’s doing it vicariously. That was obvious in the sunscreen photo published a while ago.

    He’s also obviously using her to stay “relevant.” He was a role model for so many kids and now he’s just a pervy embarrassment.

  53. trtgfc17 says:

    Engage puke-face in 3, 2…

  54. SolitaryAngel says:

    @ Dawning Red: THANK YOU for making my day.

    These people are SICK.

  55. Swanson Jakka says:

    A guy who spent his entire life jamming needles full of synthetic hormones into his ass so he could pretend fight with a bunch of other drug-addled junkie freaks is giving advice on how British youth should behave? Classic Hulkster.

  56. Dawn says:

    I love you Dawning Red and you’re my homegirl.

    The Hogan situation is so sick on all types of levels.

  57. (*7 things you didn’t know about Peta* google it).Famewhoring idiots.Trust me,there are so many organizations that truly need help.Our county Humane Shelter is a no kill operation,just for an example.We have a spay and neuter program for all the barn cats at my place of business.And it will be a cold,very cold day in Hell before I give up meat,or eat ice-cream made from womens breastmilk.And I would like to know how many bimbos who have posed for Petas stupid shit,are actually leather and meat free.

  58. PHILIP says:

    this guy is confussed and needs to be treated very well,looking at your nude daughter,what a mess

  59. Skinnybetch says:

    Maybe I don’t understand a typical father daughter relationship, because of the hate I have for my father. But dating a 20 year old who looks like your daughter and supporting her nude photo exhibit while she kisses all over you is wrong on so many levels. Is there a competition going on between the hulk and his ex on who can find the youngest peice of ass?

  60. Chris says:

    Do you guys really expect anything more from professional wrestlers and the people who gravitate towards them?

  61. Whitey Fisk says:

    I love original kate’s succinctness. “Most unsavory,” indeed!

  62. GimmeABreak says:

    “Most unsavory” Aahahaha!!! YES! Most!

  63. NinaGianvonni says:

    It’s eerie how much Hulks new wife and daughter look so much alike. It does make you wonder…

  64. Spaz says:

    I cant see how this is such a big deal. Brooke looks like her mom and loving daughters would still kiss their dads like they were kids.