Teen bride Courtney Stodden does a Pamela Anderson photoshoot, looks just as old

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I’m pretty sure we already saw at least one of these photos of teen bride Courtney Stodden, who is “happily” married to character actor Doug Hutchison, 51, posing in a red bathing suit to look like Pamela Anderson in Baywatch circa when she was hot. Now there are more photos of Courtney trying to bring the sexy with comically contorted expressions, over-the-top poses and a bathing suit that is way too high cut. Courtney posted these on what appears to be her official Facebook. She tweeted about it too, writing “Just completed my session; Court does Pam! XO’s

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Some of her other tweets are so suggestive they make me cringe:
A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this afternoon. What a breathtaking morning it has been! ;-)

Stepped my paws into a sexy wet cat-suit; Prowling mysteriously around the house while lickin’ my lips searchin’ for some nip! MEEEOWWW! ;-)

I assume that Doug wrote that ridiculous crap, not Courtney. It’s gross.

I don’t want to make fun of this girl since she’s so very young and clearly under the influence of a stage mother who groomed her to turn out this way and then convinced her that it was fine to marry a dude older than her dad. She’s only 16, and while I didn’t believe that at first some Facebook inquiries I made to people who grew up with her (and were commenting about her on Facebook well before this scandal came out) confirmed her age. E! News was also able to find her birth certificate, which lists her date of birth as August 29, 1994. At least she’ll be 17 in a couple of weeks, not that it made her legal before her mom and dad signed off on her marriage to a old guy they swear isn’t a creepy predator.

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So this is Courtney, and she seems to have been raised to become this parody of a sex kitten. It’s funny but sad, and kind of a sad commentary on the state of the media too. This is just one example of the slippery slope of our reality show culture. It remains to be seen whether she’ll get even more mileage out of this marriage, and whether it’s “real” or a publicity stunt. I’m hoping for her sake that it’s all a put on, but I doubt that she’s that convincing of an actress.

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  1. Pyewacket says:

    I have no problem making fun of her. She and her husband are disgusting and I am not quite sure why anyone is talking about them. She is a talentless nit wit, with some sort of mental problem. He is a sick old man who has never had much of a career until he became a public joke a few weeks ago.

  2. BW says:

    Introducing the “Courtney Stodden Diet (TM).” Just post these photos on your fridge and you’ll run screaming in the other direction (or vomit). You’ll get lots of exercise and lose weight fast, because you won’t be able to keep any food down (assuming you actually open the fridge door). Call now for your FREE photos. And if you call now for just $19.99 we’ll send you TWO (2) sets of photos. Operators are standing by.

  3. Samigirl says:

    …I literally have no words. Oh wait. I found something…*vomit.*

  4. tmbg says:

    I just cannot believe this girl is 16. If I didn’t know what progeria looked like, I’d say she has it. How can a person look so worn out and old at that age??

    I’m not buying it. Her birth certificate didn’t even look real.

  5. NeNe says:

    Call me old fashioned, but I personally do not think it is appropriate for a 16 year old to dress like that. She and her husband are just creepy looking. There is something seriously wrong here. I think there needs to be an investigation into this marriage, as well as, her parents who actually supported that their 16 y.o. marry this old man. Something just ain’t right!

  6. LisaMarie says:

    Wedgies will never be sexy!!

  7. Caz says:

    I feel so sorry for her. She has no concept of a normalcy. Also ewwwwww, I figured she was actually late 20s so the marriage thing wasn’t too gross…guess I was wrong :(

  8. thinkaboutit says:

    Ugh, she is just too awful. Inside and out. This is not how I should have started my morning!

  9. dorothy says:

    I can’t believe how fast this girls mother and husband have started pimping her out. Looks like this time we have a mom and a husband on the gravy train.

  10. Addie says:

    WTF?!

    She is just beyond gross in that “costume” Pam Anderson’s was not that bad (porno).

    The tweets was just way too much information.

    This girl and her guy are really pushing for a reality show aren’t they.

  11. ladybert62 says:

    I do not believe this girl is 16 – I dont care what school mates say, I dont care what a birth certificate says: she looks and acts like she is 36 going on 46.

    I have no qualms about making fun or her or her husband – publicity whores, both of them.

  12. WTF says:

    i’m sorry those faces she always makes just renders her so unattractive. I just cringe everytime i see this girl. And her hubbie trying to say his email was hacked after someone released correspondence with Doug saying they wanted $$ to do an interview…YAH right you were hacked

  13. brin says:

    I agree, CB…reality shows (which are anything but) are churning out a whole subculture of famewh0res.

  14. Nanea says:

    No matter what the birth certificate says, not only does Courtney’s face look much older than 16 but her hands too.

  15. faye says:

    She has the weirdest face. Idk if it’s the gross makeup or what it is.

  16. Jen D says:

    I didn’t think she was 16 when the photos of her first came out, but after reading those updates I think she sounds an awful lot like a teenager with an immature view of sexuality. She talks like bad fanfiction. Her mother needs to be thrown in prison for allowing her daughter (who I don’t think is very intelligent) to be exploited like this.

  17. Quest says:

    The chic can’t even be original, and I am not talking about her boobs or face. When will her 5 seconds of famewhoring end?

  18. heylee says:

    #1- what on gods green earth is she doing posing by a busted white metal fence? might as well put her in front of the back drop sheet with space ships that I had as my background for 7th grade school photo

    #2- at first I was like, uh, this is not a terrible surprise given the precedents that we have seen in Hollywood – THEN my mom was like, “your cousin Nicole is 16″ then I wanted to kill everyone that made this girl this way. Because the idea of my cousin being married to a 51 year old is so beyond sad and wrong. She is not even a senior in high school yet!!! forget the face and think about your junior/senior year in high school and what you were like!

    All wrong, on all levels

  19. OhMyMy says:

    Paging…Trying Too Hard Party of 3. Paging…Trying Too Hard Party of 3.

    Ugh….enough of these stupid people.

  20. jc126 says:

    I want all these friends given lie detectors, and the birth certificate authenticated. How could any 16 year old look this aged and decrepit?

  21. grabbyhands says:

    I’m mostly worried that she’s going to throw her back out posing like that.

  22. whitedaisy says:

    This woman is NOT 16. How old are her siblings? And she was home-schooled, so there are no classmates?

    It will come out eventually that she is older than 16. Count on it.

  23. madpoe says:

    if she’s out to impress, try wearing this band-aid in say, Iraq or the Congo or somewhere she has to get out out of the country alive! this would impress the hell out of me. that’ll make for great tv. oh yeah totally fire the photographer girl! why are you posing in a swimsuit by a gated fence? i wanna see water! sand! not budget facebook crap! also, not the most sexiest shoes either. I guess she just wanted everyone to know she shaves?

  24. Nicole says:

    I figured it out. She looks like a porn star. With all the heavy make-up and full hair. She belongs in a Metal video from 1990. She has a Spearamint Rhino vibe about her. I feel better now. It’s too bad that that’s the path she’s choosing, because as we’ve seen, looks do fade.

  25. whatabitch says:

    This actually made me vomit in my mouth

  26. Jackson says:

    Oh Lord. This is just as wrong as if a 16-year-old who looked 12 was doing it. Does it make it ‘more ok’ for her to be doing it because she is a 16-year-old who looks 35+ years old?? Everything about this chick and this situation is messed up. I can only hope that no one offers her work and she just disappears into obscurity where she belongs.

  27. Seal Team 6 says:

    The difference is: Pamela Anderson at least WORKED, and ever since I found out what she did for Mohini Bhardwaj, Pamela gets little or no snark for me. That was nothing but a gracious act of kindness.

    Shouldn’t the Child Bride be getting her HS diploma instead of being groomed to sign a porn contract the second she turns 18?

  28. Goofpuff says:

    Its so sad that she looks so old. I didn’t think 16 year olds really wanted to look like 50 year olds. If she would just dial back the make up a bit, it would help her look more youthful.

  29. Mrs. Odie 2 says:

    I hate to say it but i think most men would happily take a teenaged bride trained by her mother to perform quite naturally services one would hesitate to request from a prostitute. But they wouldn’t want the consequences. I still think he’s gay and this is a publicity stunt. A very successful one.

  30. Kasey says:

    @ Nicole I agree -its the makeup and hair. I didn’t believe she was 16 at first but so far all the evidence supports it. I believe her skin is pretty tight/youthful and the horrid makeup and hair age her terribly.

    In any event, I keep thinking (hoping) that this is all just an elaborate ruse! That Ashton Kutcher had time before 2 1/2 Men for 1 last punk’d on the entire world. If its not,
    1-I can’t figure out if she and her mum are playing Doug, if Doug and her mum are capitalizing off of her or if all three are in cahoots and
    2- its sad that this scenario is legal and I hope NO ONE offers them a reality show. This needs to stop. I sure hope she already has a GED so she can at least have that to fall back on.

    Also, why does she look in pain? Good gugga MUGGA! She’s been modelling for so long and that’s the best she can come up with?

  31. mrsezc says:

    OMG … she’s wearing my daughters bathing suit!!!!!! LOL .. she just threw hers in the garbage … it looked to be the same size (childs medium 7/8).

  32. bondbabe says:

    Zero—ZERO sympathy for her. If you put yourself in the public eye, be prepared for the public to pick you apart.

    And what is up with the “sexy” facial expressions?!! It looks as though she is having a really difficult bowel movement….

  33. the original bellaluna says:

    IF (and that’s a BIG if) she’s actually 16, can you imagine what she’s going to look like at Pam Anderson’s age? NOT PRETTY.

    Also, I’m offended that she was born on the same day as my oldest child.

  34. bored says:

    That’s not sexy. That’s grotesque.

  35. Mary jones says:

    Her skin is not ” youthful”. It looks old and nasty. She is grosser than gross.

  36. frothy says:

    really? why hasn’t anyone thought of possibly talking to her “school mates”… was she enrolled in school or just on line porn classes?

    so fucking stupid.

  37. mln76 says:

    I honestly don’t blame the girl because she’s just a kid. I think there is a special place in hell for her mom and that perverted husband of hers.

  38. Aviatrix says:

    Oh honey, all I can think of looking at that suit is yeast infection.

  39. Turtle Dove says:

    Here’s the one gal who can make Pam Anderson look cherubic.

  40. Ellie says:

    How come we are still talking about her? This whole situation is comical.

  41. richie says:

    ……….And she calls her self a good Christian!!! Lord have mercy on her! She looks really GROSS!!!! PUKE PUKE PUKE!!!

  42. Dawning Red says:

    Ah, give her a break. Courtney and Doug are a perfectly normal couple. In fact, just the other day I saw them at the Olive Garden having a double date with Hulk Hogan and Brooke! O.o

  43. Samihami says:

    Do her parents have any other children at home? If so, CPS should be monitoring them very closely. This 16 year old didn’t become so inappropriately sexualized without help and encouragement from them. Seems to me someone should be investigating them for child abuse.

  44. filthycute says:

    This has GOT TO BE a hoax!

  45. Pamela says:

    It is really sad how many people are throwing jabs at a kid. She is 16 for gods sake. She *appears* to be on drugs and has been married off to someone old enough to be her grandfather. YES–”she” is a famewhore….but how do you think she got there? It seems rather clear that her own mom lead her down this disgusting path. It really is SAD.

  46. constance says:

    Even Pammy saw this photo shoot, laughed to the extent her botox allows, and thought, “What a haggard old bit-h Lindsey Lohan has become.”

  47. Cindy says:

    @BW Nice! I would definitely run!

    This is so sad. It’s like she’s a member of a cult. She’s been “groomed” for this.
    So hoping this is a put on. Though they are still mentally disturbed, or they are on drugs.

  48. Anne says:

    I honestly don’t know if she truly is 16 or not, but IF she IS…

    This is nothing short of child abuse, that a 16 year old girl would be living and looking like this with her parents and “husband”‘s encouragement?? She shouldn’t be hated and degraded–she should be pitied.

  49. Seal Team 6 says:

    @ Pamela

    I agree with you. Unless she turns out to be some sociopathic criminal, she is a kid, a kid groomed by her parents to be vapid and to be used and to act like a so-called whore. Her parents basically sold her to be a sex slave. Her childhood is gone.

  50. gab says:

    I have three teenagers now – oldest is 19. The thing that stands out to me with this “girl” is why didn’t her parents protect her innocence? Why are they marketing her as a media whore? Many of my kids friends are beautiful – in an age appropriate yet hip way. Her parents and now her husband are pimping this girl out hoping for a big pay day and she simply doesn’t know or realize it. It makes me angry for her and makes me worry about what our culture is coming to.

  51. dahlia47 says:

    Why does this girl’s face look so old? She looks gross. Her body looks all saggy too.

  52. Truthful says:

    horrid and dreadful, to say the least.

  53. Chloeeee says:

    UGH THE FACES F****** KILL ME.

  54. Thea says:

    Apparently today is vomit inducing day. First Gwyneth and the peasants and now this jacked up, tranny looking child/whore (cough at child) with the neckless poses. And thattonge that has a life of its own…and that man she is married to…….runs to take shower with steel wool pad.

  55. gab says:

    Oh one more thing, my mother used to say, be careful what you pretend to be ….

  56. nag says:

    That looks uncomfortable…. ewww

  57. serena says:

    UGH.
    What time do she think she is?
    This is not sexy nor funny anymore. It’s just awful.
    And for god’s sake just hire a makeup artist, it hurts my eyes to see how bad (and ’80s like) she does her makeup.

  58. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    The mother should be investigated by the appropriate authorites; there are so many shades of wrong goin on in this situation.

  59. Tazina says:

    Is it just the Baywatch suit or is she really that short-waisted? Pamela Anderson she is not. But she really is 16 and has produced documentation to that effect.

  60. NinaGianvonni says:

    Is she really 16? I mean I know girls now days look mature but you can still tell no matter how much make-up they wear their young.

  61. Joe Johnson says:

    Courtney Stodden is great! Keep her in the news! She is exciting. I never know what she will say or do next. I find that really compelling. You dummies would rather listen to jennifer Aniston or Chelsea Handler: Boring

    You All love her too judging from the number of comments. I can hear you talking to your wife now: “Honey come look at this, it’s terrible.”

  62. Amanda G says:

    Ew…just…ew. Is this girl stuck in the 80′s or something?

  63. lolalola says:

    Just vulgar. I feel bad for her because there is no way back. sad.

  64. Blue says:

    1. Lmao @ dawning red

    2. These pics make me sick to my stomach.

    3. Her coochie is eating her suit

    4. Wedgies are not cute

  65. Seal Team 6 says:

    @ Courtney… err…. Joe Johnson –

    Yeah, I don’t think so.

    And, not that many straight guys read CB.

  66. mew says:

    What is it that young girls these days look like old hags?? Is this some new anti-youngness trend? She looks like 58 years old.

  67. Embee says:

    This is horrifying. I hate that the best case scenario (at this point) is that one day she will have the perspective to be mortally embarassed by these photos.

    She truly reminds me of a circus freak. Like she has been drugged and trained and kept inside a sick little world with no ability to relate to the outside. She thinks she is entertaining us but we’re actually laughing at her.

    Horrifying.

  68. VeneficA Delirium says:

    Who wants to hold my hair back while I vomit? Her face is so pointy, you could probably use it for a shank. Also, she looks like if you threw something at her, it’d stick.

    Am I a jerk because I want to punch her in the face? She’s always making these bitchy, stuck up facial expressions.

    You know, this is probably the only time I’ll EVER say this, but she makes Pam Anderson seem classy and likeable by comparison. She just looks like such a bitch.

    Say something nice: I’ll take her body, but keep my face because I don’t require that much shit to make mine look good. She looks kind of like Nicole Sullivan from Mad TV pretending to be Britney Spears.

  69. tuz says:

    Remember: This is the girl who fancies herself a good christian and proclaimed her virginity before marriage.

  70. the original bellaluna says:

    @ VeneficA – I got you, girl. Go ahead on. Then you can reciprocate.

    And I reiterate: If this is what she looks like now at 16 *cough bull-chunks cough* how broke-down and busted is she going to look at 42?

  71. VeneficA Delirium says:

    @Pamela: Don’t worry. I’m sure her parents were raised the same exact way. The desire for fame was probably beaten into her mother’s head growing up too, hence why she’d think this was OK.

    The apple probably doesn’t fall far from the tree, and she appears to be benefiting from this way too much to be a victim. In interviews, she’s all over him. She seems way too into it.

    What I see here is another Kim Kardashian. Almost all shitty people are a product of poor parenting. She’ll be “little girl lost” until she births a progeny of her own little brats and does the same exact thing to them that her mother did to her. Vicious cycle. Sterilize them now.

    @Bella: Right on.
    I think that at the ripe old age of 21, she’ll probably be on the Home Shopping Network shilling pantyhose while looking older than the middle aged women on there. She already has hot dog skin. By the age of 42, she’ll look just like Magda from There’s Something About Mary.

  72. Happy21 says:

    This chick is gross. I don’t buy that she is only 16 either. She looks so washed up. Those pics are nasty. She doesn’t even look good. Even if she were over 30 like she appears, they wouldn’t be hot.

  73. VeneficA Delirium says:

    ^Exactly.

    Hell, she looks trashy for someone MY age (23).

  74. Kendra says:

    GRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I don’t know what’s worse, the bathing suit or her face!

  75. suggabugga says:

    is there any medical records that prove that she is mentally challenged, because that would explain a lot.

  76. Violet says:

    I personally think Pamela Anderson looks better.

    It’s no wonder that Courtney looks trashed. She’s basically been mistreated all her life — first by her awful parents and now by her pedophile husband.

    I feel sorry for the girl. And very angry with her parents and Doug Hutchison, who should all be in jail for child abuse.

  77. Maripily123 says:

    I also pity her, and think her mother is an awful human being for doing this to her child. And yes, Courtney is a famewhore but that’s because that was all she has been raised to be. How could she be anything else when it seems her mom has taught her this was the only way for her to succeed in life?

  78. crtb says:

    She looks more like CoCo than Pamela

  79. Original Tiffany says:

    Those tweets are horrifying! She claims to be a virgin and a Christian, but is sending out porn tweets?
    Everything about her suit, poses and the rest of her has already been said. Where’s the brain bleach?

  80. Hakura says:

    @Caz“I feel so sorry for her. She has no concept of a normalcy. Also ewwwwww, I figured she was actually late 20s so the marriage thing wasn’t too gross…guess I was wrong :(

    I agree with you. Her body looks so distorted in these pictures… Her attempts to look ‘sexy’ just make her look foolish, & I can’t help but feel bad for this girl. She’s a little girl trying to be something she isn’t, pressured into it by her genetic-donors (they don’t deserve to be called “parents“. They probably presented this scenario (marrying this guy for publicity) to her as something of an ‘ultimatum’.

    Either you get with this creepy way-too-old-for-you guy you have no business with (let alone married to) & become ‘famous’ & have the career you want, or don’t get with him, & never have a career or be successful.

    Like she can’t be successful in anything on her own. Kids make bad choices, which is why adults/parents are supposed to help them to see the future consequences of their actions. I just think their only concern was financial, period, To hell with their daughter.

  81. Rio says:

    I’ll say it again– I don’t “feel pity” for her because I don’t doubt this is exactly what she wants, even if she is only 16. 16-year-olds can be immature, but they aren’t children. If I had been this girls’ classmate I wouldn’t have been in the least bit surprised or put-off by the “famewhoriness”, or thought, “She’s being groomed/exploited!”

    Let’s face it, some girls are just like this. Nothing MADE them get big hair, act like porn stars, whatever.

    Hell, not to turn this into a feminist treatise, but not all women and girls are intellectual, artistic innocents.

    Some of us are just dumb sluts ;-P

  82. Ruffian9 says:

    Horrendous. The picture, the ‘writing’, the whole damn thing. No way this ends well.

  83. beanie says:

    Have you seen that nauseating video interview of her and her grandfather? I mean, husband? I swear she was higher than giraffe p**sy!

  84. dr.bombay says:

    This chick is a FAR cry from Pam in her Baywatch/red bathing suit days.

  85. darock says:

    This chick is a HOTTI with a GR8 BOTTI, you all are just jealous, as am I, of her husband though! GOTTI ROLL. HELLO to the CB 12.

  86. RuddyZooKeeper says:

    Agreed, @Rio. I knew plenty of girls like this as a teen. All those disgusting, embarrassing contortions and cakey makeup might do it for a teenaged boy and make teenaged girls jealous, but they just horrify the rest of us. Sad thing is, she really does think she makes a great grownup. Her acting’s bad. She’s a bit slow. Lord, she’s not even photogenic. Like most of these high school girls we knew, she’ll fade into failure long before the ten year reunion.

  87. Isa says:

    Those boobs are supposed to be real? *Snort* They look deformed.

    The high cut bathing suits were never a good look. Ever. They make the hips look so awkward for some reason.

    Those are poor quality pictures. I’m pretty sure her mom took them.

  88. DemoCat says:

    Her birthday is two days after mine. I refuse to believe that this empty vessel is a Virgo. Of course, Christine O’Donnell shares my birthday, so there goes that theory.

  89. angel says:

    I am 16& a christian but courtney &i look ages apart. Truth is her parents should be thrown in jail for exploiting their child,her husband should be arrested ‘cos he’s a paedophile that is if she really is sixteen cos my mama just clocked 50 and she looks a lot better besides that,she has no fashion sense @ all; the make up is weird, the swimsuit makes her look like a starved child & the shoes just have no fitting. Also the hair makes her head look bigger than her body and the overall effect is quite DISGUSTING!!! Uggh! She needs help and prayers urgently!

  90. Venefica Delirium says:

    I’m sorry, darock, would you like to translate that into English? What is a CB 12? ROFL @ “GR8 BOTTI”.

    Sure it’s a nice one, but so what? With enough dedication/will power/whatever, most anyone can have a nice body, surgical enhancements not included. Her face is so pointy it puts Bradley Cooper’s to shame. I don’t like her face because she looks like a raging twat.

    I know a lot of fanboys think their opinions are law, but in the real world women aren’t as jealous as you want them to be. I know I don’t speak for everyone, but I’ll be the first person to admit if I’m jealous of anyone. I just find her face annoying.

    @Isa: Her boobs remind me of Thanksgiving dinner when you open the can of cranberry sauce and it’s molded to the shape of can. They are cylindrical jelly exploding out of her sternum. Gravity is a foul mistress to women’s breasts sometimes, but that’s not gravity.

    And I’m signing on with Rio.

  91. Skinnybetch says:

    Gross. She looks like 47 year old out of work stripper. Isn’t anyone clasically or naturally beautiful anymore?

  92. Hakura says:

    @Rio – “Hell, not to turn this into a feminist treatise, but not all women and girls are intellectual, artistic innocents.

    I definitely don’t mean to come across as though I believe all 15/16/17 year old girls are ‘stupid’ or ‘naive’. The issue is a ‘concept of future consequences’, & a young person’s liklihood *not* to consider that when making a decision. I would *not* claim ‘all’ teenagers who do stupid things for fame’ are groomed & pressured by their parents.

    Nor would *all* teenagers who were groomed/pressured make the same decisions. But we are often a product of our surroundings & the way we’re raised growing up. I wouldn’t be so accusatory of her parents…. If they hadn’t signed off on their 16 year old (who, I’m sorry, IS a kid) marrying a man older than her father.

  93. Marianne says:

    If she really is 16, isn’t this bordering on child pornography since her vag practically exposed.

  94. Stubbylove says:

    Cue the bangos and porn!

  95. Seal Team 6 says:

    Good point, Marianne.

  96. Vesper says:

    I didn’t think it could get worse, but here are more “quotes” from the Bimbo.

    (as per Radar online)

    “Throwing on a white string bikini, fluffy light up bunny ears, 7in heels, & a rhinestone bow tie while baking cookies. Don’t Put It On Me Girl.”

    “Just learned how to do the splits… Figured I’d need to know how to do that trick sooner or later! Who knew my legs were so flexible?!”

    “Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down… Mmm!”

    SKANK!!!!