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Amber Tamblyn & David Cross are engaged. I thought he was gay? [Life & Style]
Jessica Simpson farts out a funny joke about not being drunk. LIES. [LaineyGossip]
Justin Bieber Way isn‘t just faux birth control anymore, it‘s a street! [Dlisted]
Dissecting one of the most offensive HuffPo essays ever. [Gawker]
YES! I‘m going to watch The Hour tonight on BBC America. [Pajiba]
Stacy Keibler is already getting pap‘d on the regular. [Celebuzz]
Pippa Middleton‘s continuing forays in bad fashion. [Pop Sugar]
Heidi Klum is a lucky bitch. [Yeeeah]
Pia Toscano totally got a nose job. [Evil Beet]
I love you, Anne Hathaway, but you don‘t have to try so hard. [Jezebel]
Alyson Hannigan‘s daughter is absolutely gorge. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Helen Hunt‘s cameltoe. [Celebslam]
The trailer for Hysteria. I wish Michael Fassbender was in this. [OMG Blog]
Sparkles to start his own sparkly fashion line?!? [LimeLife]
Doutzen Kroes is so pretty. [Moe Jackson]
Anne Hathaway covers Interview Mag. [Amy Grindhouse]
Alex O‘Loughlin is shirtless, hot. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Written by Kaiser
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- Heather Graham is so pretty [Celebslam]
- What is Lucy Hale wearing? [Moe Jackson]


















Weird is right, I dodn’t think he was straight..
I guess, there is someone one for everyone. smdh.
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Didn’t Cross go into detail about bumping back some cocaine in The White House when he was there for some sort of a formal function for/with/by 0bama?
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I love David Cross! Seems like kind of an odd coupling, but what ever, congratulations!
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My initial reaction is “eww!”
He looks more like a family friend than her significant other!
But, congrats?
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Somewhere Woody Allen is doing a fist pump. “Way to go!”
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YAY! Love them together!!!
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I love this couple.
I’ve had a secret attraction to David Cross for a long time now, so I think Amber made a good decision with this guy!!
I think all women/men have that very strange attraction and fascination with someone… a lot of my girlfriends would die before admitting to Conan O’ Brien, lol.
Thank GOD love comes in different tastes and shapes and sizes and colors and ages, and that the person of your heart, might not always be the person of your dreams or anyone else’s for that matter.
WEIRD IS GOOD!!
MAZLE-TOV TO THE HAPPY COUPLE!!
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She will always be 13 year old Emily Quartermaine to me. Bizarre to see her adult enough to be married (to a dude that looks old enough to be her dad, if not grandpa).
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Odd. She’ll forever be Emily Quartermaine to me too. And she’s very young looking but at 28 I guess she’s old enough to marry a man old enough to be her father even though it’s kind of icky. David was awesome as Tobias so I’m going to let my goodwill about his amazing talent assume he’s a great guy. Good luck to them! However strange they may look.
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I will forever see him as the “I can do it myself!” guy.
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David Cross, I will forever love your never nude ways.
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Not. Creepy. At. All.
This is why Russell Armstrong killed himself.*
*Not really, probably. But ew.
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I’ve never understood this couple. He comes across as very swarmy, gross and douchey. Congrats, I guess.
Satyana is adorable.
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Girlfriend’s gonna need a whole lot of Teamocil to get through that marriage!
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Dude. I don’t get it. He looks like he touches things inappropriately. Or likes the really kinky porn.
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She’s 28, he’s 47. And a little gross.
And I LOVE Alyson Hannigan! Satyana is adorable!
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I love David Cross as Tobias Bluth. David Cross in real life . . . kind of gross. Didn’t he make a joke a while ago that he always makes his girlfriend carry a vibrator with her in case she gets raped so she can at least get something out of it. Umm . . . ha?
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He looks like her creepy uncle Garry.
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I liked him on Arrested Development, but he seems like a douche in real life. Also? That’s a BIG age difference — Amber clearly has some daddy issues.
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chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken potpie….!
I will always remember him as Eliot the photographer’s creepy relative on Just Shoot Me.
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Makes perfect weird sense, how old is Russ Tamblyn? The apple doesn’t Elektra Complex far from the tree.
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I stopped reading Popeater after HuffPo took over. That article is obscene and irresponsible. Like much of what Huffpo prints.
OT- Loved AmberT in Joan of Arcadia but that guy gives me the heebie-jeebies.
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Well this is kind of … ewww.
@ GossipVixen: My thoughts exactly! She will always be little Emily Quartermaine to me, too.
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I didn’t know who David played on Arrested Development, had to google it. I loved that show! Maybe he’d look better if he lost the gray beard, but congrats to them! And I love Jason Bateman too. A lot a lot a lot.
WTH is Pippa wearing? An apron dress? I didn’t realize those existed.
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I’d hit it. Amber’s dad is Russ Tamblyn from Twin Peaks and he is way, way older (76) than David Cross.
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I love David Cross as Tobias Bluth.
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It’s Tobias Funke (sp)… there’s two dots over the u, I think.
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He was SOOOOOO funny in She’s The Man. Please don’t judge, that movie is excellent.
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Aw, I love David Cross! Good luck to them. (She does seem SO YOUNG, though, but whatever.)
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Forget them. That link with Seal in a speedo, WOW.
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“Chicken pot…chicken pot…chicken pot piiiiie!” LOL!!
I’m sucker for a man that makes me laugh.
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Holy Moly, you are right! Seal in a speedo, indeed! Heidi IS a lucky bitch!
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Weird is right. They just look soooo wrong together.
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Very weird.
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Blame Atlanta. Like Ceelo, he’s another one of those talented hometown boys who’s successfully doing things that really don’t quite add up.
Like him, too, tho. Not an AD or MS fan, but love his standup.
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WILLOW’S BABY! Sorry for the caps, I just am so excited–she’s so rarely papped. That baby is eleven kinds of cute. I love Alyson and Alexis. Anytime you want to do pics of them I’m on board!
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Seal, Seal, Seal…. I’m just stunned and satisfied all at the same time. Why isn’t he the header for this story?
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GossipVixen – I have the same thought. I can’t believe she’s 28. Amber will always be 13 in my mind!
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Woah, I had never read that HuffPo article before. Yikes. People don’t really believe that crap, right? Just some weirdo pseudo-editorializing… right? Classic HuffPo.
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Yeah. That’ll last. Never marry old men old enough to be your father. They’re not getting married, they’re getting pre-divorced.
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I hope the band for their wedding reception is Dr. Funke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution.
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No wonder Heidi Klum is always pregnant… wowsa!
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I think they’re both adorable – congrats to them!
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It’s not weird it’s (he’s) gross.
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Yes, it is a little weird, I have to say!
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Hmm….does no one else find it amusing that there are 2 separate link listings for basically the SAME picture in one day?
1-this post’s Heidi Klum link http://yeeeah.com/2011/08/16/seal-in-a-speedo/
and 2-in the Evil Beet featured links http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/2011/08/17/caption-this-last-weeks-winner-and-this-weeks-photo-17/
I know they change daily but STILL. Laugh out LOUD, Kaiser! Can’t sneak those gratuitous links past me!
Oh-and as a big AD fan, I’m sooooo happy about a movie! I sure hope everyone returns to reprise their roles.
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Cool! They both seem like funny, laid back people.
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