Linnocent is suing Pitbull for an innocuous lyric about how she went to lock-up


Linnocent will sue anybody over anything. No, that’s not true. If you are rich and Linnocent thinks you’re good for a quick payout, and you happen to use the name “Lindsay” in passing, Linnocent will sue you. Remember the E*Trade “milkaholic” lawsuit? They ended up SETTLING with Linnocent just because they didn’t want to deal with the dumbest lawsuit ever. So Linnocent needs money and her (alleged) hooking isn’t paying like it used to, so Linnocent called her lawyers and checked to see if there was anyone rich she could sue. Guess what?

Lindsay Lohan has just sued the rapper Pitbull for a line in his mega-hit, “Give Me Everything,” for a disparaging lyric about her.

The song — written by Ne-Yo and Afrojack, also defendants — has a line:

Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay is pissed, claiming in her lawsuit … “the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff.”

Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is “a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes.

Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song “causes [Lindsay] to be associated and identified in connection with defendants.”

The suit — filed by Stephanie Ovadia — seeks an injunction to stop all of the defendants from broadcasting the song. It also seeks unspecified damages. Ovadia is the same lawyer who filed the E*TRADE lawsuit on Lindsay’s behalf, which settled for a confidential sum.

[From TMZ]

There isn’t a “BITCH PLEASE” big enough for this dumb crackhead. I’ve lost count of how many times Linnocent has been hauled into court for her years of illegal crap. I’ve lost count of how many times that bitch has been in rehab, AND how many times she’s been in jail. Since when is it defamation (or condemnation, or disparaging) to simply say “Linnocent has been in lock-up”? Or “Linnocent looks like a crackhead”? Or “Linnocent is a damn mess”?

It will be interesting to see if Pitbull ends up settling because he just doesn’t want to deal with her. This is her dumb, crackie career plan. This is how she makes money now – she just sues people for saying “Hey, you were in jail.” And people don’t want to deal with her idiotic, asinine crack drama, so they just throw some money at her and hope she goes away without infecting them with her loserdom.




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  1. RocketMerry says:

    Quick question, what does it mean to be “locked up”? Doesn’t sound like defamation but I do believe in the right to protect your name. Then there’s some long discussion going on about the difference between public persona, private character and celebrity that I don’t want to get into. But it does not seem defamation/calumny to me (but maybe in English the term means something rude?).

  2. matt says:

    Did anything come of her rose quartz deal? That all seemed to die down pretty quickly.

  3. Rita says:

    If she can successfully sue for such comments, she’ll own the world.

  4. mia girl says:

    I’ve heard of “star f*ckers”, but never a “star suer” (hmm suer, sewer…it does describe Lohan)

    Since Pitbull is one of the hottest producers/acts right now in pop music, maybe she’s hoping he’ll settle by letting her appear in one of his music videos (isnt that her gig now?).

    That, or this is a really round about way to force an introduction to Enrique Iglesias.

  5. Rhiley says:

    I recently downloaded the song for my workout mix and have said to myself, Why hasn’t Lindsey Loo pounced on Pitbull yet? Honestly, it is a stupid line and I am sure it was put in there just to ruffle her budget pigeon feathers. It will be interesting to see what happens—wait, no it won’t. It is not like he says, I am hustling the streets, snorting it up with all my peeps, like Lindsey Lohan seven days a week.

  6. TG says:

    Somebody should sue him for wearing that shit on his face. If it weren’t for that he would look hot. She is such a loser, how is she even allowed in Hollywood? I heard she was at the Khardashian wedding I would think they wouldn’t want her around either.

  7. manda says:

    It’s not defamation if it’s the truth.

    An argument also could be made that he is saying, in the lyric, that he has it locked up in the same way that LL has it, or things or her life (ha!), locked up. It’s an ambiguous line.

  8. Lizzard says:

    I’m with you on this Rhiley… Every time I hear this song I’ve wondered if she tried to sue him yet and how funny it would be if she tried.

    It’s a known fact that she’s been in jail or “lock up” so I’m pretty sure it’s not a defamation of character to say such things.

    Although who knows, she settled out of court with e-trade saying they were referring her to a milkaholic and that never said her full name…

    Lindsay is delusional… She’s blowing through money like it’s water and her career is officially dead. It’s like she doesn’t have a choice other than trying to sue people for ridiculous amounts of money because she can’t hold a job between rehab and jail visits…

  9. MourningTheDeathofMusic says:

    I was extremely disappointed that E*Trade didn’t fight for themselves and decided to settle and get Lindsay off their backs.

    I hope Pitbull stands his ground and goes to court.

    I don’t recall Christina Aguilera, Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Carson Daly, Fred Durst, Will Smith, Britney Spears, or anyone else on Eminem’s The Real Slim Shady song suing him.

    Lindsay doesn’t like references to her in songs? Then bitch needs to sit down, shut up, and not do stupid shit that will be fodder for musicians and gossip rags.

  10. Maxine says:

    REALLY? Well maybe The Masons, Kodak, and “sexy” people (also mentioned in the song) can get together with LL and get a class action suit going.

  11. Veve says:

    She should sue whoever did her lip injections and cursed her with that trout pout. And sue the dealer who sold her the bad stuff that makes her continue to have coke bloat. Oh, and sue Hollywood for refusing to ever cast her haggard-looking ass in a movie again.

  12. weeble says:

    I’m sure they will not pay her anything. I dont know about Pitbull, with his cute self, but Ne-Yo is going to pay LILO with a reality check. he is not to be messed with. trust me on this.

    this must be how Our Lady of the Crack Rock makes extra money.

  13. gee says:

    I would LOVE to see Pitbull or someone from that track call her out. Why do people let her act this way?

  14. brin says:

    I’m surprised she didn’t sue Glee when they insulted her. Who knew Crackie was such a sensitive soul or maybe this is her new line of “work”, suing.

  15. Marianne says:

    How is that defamatory when it’s TRUE? They are making any false claims, she did go to jail.

  16. Tiffany says:

    Never saw Pitbull without sunglasses before, now that I have…puuuuuur. Oh yeah, Lindsey Lohan is an idiot *side eyeing my front door for a process server*

  17. Dawning Red says:

    I just started a class action lawsuit against Lindsay Lohan for illegal impersonation of a human being. I’m not sure what she actually is. Those lips make some think she’s a duck, the smell of alcohol makes others suspect her to be a boozehound. Others postulate her to be a jailbird, and the lines on her arms have most just thinking she’s a drug addict.

    Anyway, as a human being, I resent her walking around impugning my good name by pretending to be a member of the same species that I am. Please join with me as I sue her for unspecified damages against humanity. The police have already sent out their collagen-sniffing dogs to track Ms. Lohan down, and it’s only a matter of time before she’s held in protective custody by the CDC until this lawsuit is settled. Thank you.

  18. Gizmerelda says:

    “Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is “a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, ”

    Who is she trying to kid? I had to check today’s date to make sure it wasn’t April fools day!!

  19. Elisha says:

    “Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is “a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild”

    Really?! Since when are you considered a professional actor of good repute when a studio director had to write an open letter to her to call her out on her unprofessionalism? A legendary actress, Jane Fonda, backed it up. She’s un-insurable. I would site more examples if this idiot could get more work. “Lindsay Lohan of ‘Mean Girls’”…. Geez, that’s all she’s known for & that was YEARS ago.
    How does someone have a good repute when she is in & out of courtrooms, linked to illegal drugs, & known for crazy antics? She’s a moron. She won’t sue me, though, because we have the same amount in the bank: CREDIT! Zero funds, lol. Oh, & Pitbull needs to whiten his teeth they are yellow in that picture.

  20. Boo says:

    Have we already discussed why she is wearing a robe to go pretend-surfing?

  21. michkabibbles says:

    is she even in good standing with the screen actors guild? if she can’t get insurance for movie roles (which i’m sure i’ve heard more than once), then she can’t act. there seems to be more nonsense and lies in her statement (professional actor?) than in the song lyric.

    i’ve just noticed that supposedly she’s in a movie with rob schneider and michelle rodriguez that just wrapped (underground comedy)-has anyone else heard of this? i would think with all the lohan gossip going on here it would have been mentioned that she got a job.

  22. the original bellaluna says:

    Some random thoughts, which I will try to address in a somewhat orderly fashion:

    1. I just C.A.N.N.O.T. with this sentence: “Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is ‘a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild.’” Does she not remember the entire last 7 or 8 years of her life? What about the last 3 (those oh-so-crime-filled) years? And don’t even get me started on I Know Who Killed Me and her straight-to-DVD (and Disney Family Channel) “career” as of late. I won’t even address her janky commercials/magazine spreads.

    2. If she’s in such “good standing” why did her SAG insurance lapse? Or was that a lie to attempt to get out of the court-ordered psych stuff? Or was that the truth and now she’s lying about being in good standing with SAG?

    (See, it boggles the mind! It’s like she can’t remember what lie she told who, so she’s tripping herself up!)

    3. If it’s TRUE it’s not defamation of character nor is it libel nor slander, you little crack-headed twit.

    Mourning the Death of Music – And how about “We Made You”? Lardassian, Jessica Simpson, Amy (may she finally be at peace) and Blake, Sarah Palin, just to name a few. AND they were DEPICTED in the video! Not a peep. Nope, not one. And if that fame-whore collective (but not Amy, because she wasn’t) can keep it together over a freaking PARODY, you’d think Linnocent could handle a baby named Lindsay (or is that name trademarked now?) in a commercial and the fact she was, in fact, “locked up” in the words of a song.

    Stupid little vapour-brained crack-head. Her brain must be fried from the last 8 years of being pickled in vodka and whatever she could get up her nose.

  23. fabchick says:

    Crackhead behavior. Anything to make a buck.

  24. kas says:

    She’ll quit doing it when someone Counter-sues her for waisting their time and Court cost/Lawyer fees.

  25. Cherry Rose says:

    Damn, I probably weigh more than Lindsay, yet I have nowhere near that double chin she’s sporting.

    I hope Pitbull wins this, and Lindsay doesn’t receive a dime. And I hope that Lindsay will be made to pay for Pitbull’s attorney fees.

    Bwahahaha, Dina would be beside herself if that happened.

  26. Seal Team 6 says:

    @Rocketmerry –

    She doesn’t have a cracked-out legal leg to stand on. The lyrics are not a die and are not hurting her in anyway.

    Also, most celebrities just leave stuff like this alone, unless it is REALLY bad and a lie, like saying someone is a rapist or something.

    I need to tweet Pitbull and tell him to call Linnocent’s bluff.

  27. the original bellaluna says:

    Boo, I don’t think that’s a robe. It looks similar to a jersey…not really a cardigan, but an open-front cover-up I own. Of course, mine isn’t the colour of baby vomit, and is much more stylish. And I actually paid for mine. ;)

    Seal Team, DO IT! Tweet that dude and tell him to make. her. suffer. in court. Also, please let him know he’d be pretty good looking if he didn’t have that lower lip pube patch thingy.

    Yep, those high $$$ hooking jobs are turning into just straight hooking jobs, I guess. This economy, I swear!

    Ladies, I’m stuck in mod jail (my last comment hasn’t even posted yet) so could someone please pass a cracktini & some breakfast through the bars? I’d be eternally grateful.

  28. HotLatino says:

    This is certainly interesting, since Ne-Yo wrote Bossy, (her first #1 hit on the Hot Dance Club Play chart) a couple of years ago and I rememeber reading at the time how Ne-Yo wrote it with Lindsay in mind and that he was pleasantly surprised when she recorded it. BTW I just love that song, anyway I love Linds, she’s a great actress, and she’s not a bad singer either, and while she might not look as hot as in Mean Girls, she’s still hot!!! Love you LiLo.

    *cue commenters calling me Dina Lohan*

  29. Lindsay is a complete idiot. The line is, “I got IT locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” Pitbull didn’t say he was locked up like Lindsay or I’m locked up like Lindsay. It’s completely ridiculous. The guy was giving her PROPS, a shout out as it were. But she’s to stupid to get that.

    Also, there’s other bands and rappers like Eminem and Pase Rock who did a song called, “Lindsay Lohan’s Revenge”, who have said way worse things about her. Why hasn’t she sued them? Why hasn’t she sued Glee, or SNL, or the late night comics, or Family Guy? She’s pathetic.

    And a professional actress in good standing with the Screen Actors Guild? Ahahahahahahahahahaha! Bitch, please! Thanks for the laugh though! I needed that!

  30. Innocent says:

    She has every right to sue after this terrible rapper said that about her in an extremely popular and commercial song.

  31. Violet says:

    Crazy b*tch.

    Aside from her not having a leg to stand on — she may be in good standing with the SAG, but she’s also on first-name terms with members of law enforcement, lawyers, and judges — she’s going to alienate a lot of people in the entertainment industry with this frivolous lawsuit.

    Somehow I doubt she’ll ever be an active member of SAG again.

  32. the original bellaluna says:

    HotLatino, no. We know who White Oprah is, and she doesn’t go by your handle.

    Miss Diagnosed, I think she doesn’t go after Eminem because he could wither her with a glance. I like Eminem’s music & sarcasmo sense of humour, so I would probably pay to see a “rap battle” between Eminem and Linnocent.

    Can’t you just IMAGINE the epic-ness of it? *shudders* Please, someone, let this happen!

  33. Thea says:

    I am going to launch a Ipod/I phone app called Pin the Chin on The Lohan. Do I have any takers?

  34. original kate says:

    well of course she has to sue the crap out of everyone since her acting career is over. she’s gotta pay for her drugs — i mean, rose quartz– somehow.

  35. Cherry Rose says:

    @Innocent“She has every right to sue after this terrible rapper said that about her in an extremely popular and commercial song.”

    You just made me spit out my drink. Which is Coke Zero by the way.

    I have to say, your delusional view of Lindsay rivals anything I’ve ever seen. Good job on that one.

    Lindsay needs to be thanking Pitbull that he even mentioned her in his song. She’s otherwise irrelevant.

    @HotLatino – Don’t worry, we know you aren’t Dina. Your comments are much too coherent to be anyone from the Lohan family.

  36. Lucky Charm says:

    I thought I read that she did threaten to sue Glee, and they basically told her to bring it, they’d see her in court. Dina backed down and not another word, which, I think, is probably why they’re suing Pitbull now. Although, their master plan probably goes something like this: sue Pitbull, in response someone else will publicly say something really nasty & negative about her directly, drop the pitbull lawsuit and sue the next party and settle out of court for a hefty settlement. Big payday all around for everyone in Lohanville!

    @ Dawning Red, I’ll join that class action lawsuit!

    @ HotLatino, no you’re not Dina Lohan, you’re just being (I was going to say stupid, but that sounds childish) an instigator.

    @ Innocent, you however, ARE stupid.

    ETA: maybe she’s suing Pitbull because she just wants his phone number & address. He is cute and maybe she thinks so, too, so she wants to stalk him now.

  37. Innocent says:

    I just noticed your comments. Yeah Bossy is great and Ne-Yo was very complimentary about Lindsay. However it was Pitbull that added in the rap with these lyrics as Ne-Yo had previously recorded an individual version of the song .

  38. Sillyone says:

    Hey you guys look what this dumbass whore to the Kat faces wedding…Who the hell wears a white gown to a wedding if you aren’t the bride?? WTF?! By the way she looks older than her mom.

  39. Madisyn says:

    Mornin Ladies

    bellaluna, *passing* sausage and eggs (scrambled) and a mimosa thru the bars.

    Miss Diagnosed, I’m with you. I know many posters have commented on her having been to jail and whatnot. I never took the line to be about jail. “I got IT locked up like Lindsay Lohan”, I took it like, ‘sewn up’, as in the ‘same’ way.

    brin, I’m wondering when White Oprah ‘threatened’ to sue Glee, I think maybe her go to civil attorney may have contacted them and the studio said, ‘be my guest, sue’. She would be taking on Fox with probably dozens of attorneys at the ready and unlimited resources, especially money-wise. The famaily Von Crack does not have unlimited resources, actually very few resources so to take on Fox was not possible. And calling her ‘crazy’ was much more defamatory the what Pitbull said.

    The more I think about it, the more I understand why E-Trade settled. They gave her money so E-Trade wouldn’t be associated with HER. It was ruining E-Trades name just to be in the same sentence as Blohan. Just my theory.

  40. the original bellaluna says:

    Oh my! I just saw a pic of Linnocent leaving the big fandango last night, and she looks PLASTERED. (I was mildly comforted by the fact that the Standards of Blohan Loveliness hired a driver. How refreshing!) :D

  41. GeekChic says:

    @Dawning Red, count me in on that class-action lawsuit!

    I tend to stay away from Lohan threads because she makes me stabby. I can look past a lot in people to try to find the good. But with Lohan, there simply is no good. She is, to put it bluntly, a horrible, horrible person. She has no conscience, no moral fiber, no spark of goodness, no concern for others, just nothing. I can’t root for her to get her shit together because if she got her shit together it would just give her more opportunities to hurt more people. It’s not the drug addiction or personality disorder, because there are plenty of good people with drug problems and/or personality disorders. It’s just HER, fully and completely. She’s awful, and a plague upon everyone unfortunate enough to encounter her.

    I truly, truly hope Pitbull does not settle. She doesn’t have a legal leg to stand on, as others have said. This is the definition of defamation, according to Wikipedia, “…the communication of a statement that makes a claim, expressly stated or implied to be factual, that may give an individual… a negative image. It is usually a requirement that this claim be false.” See that, Lohan? It has to be FALSE. It is public knowledge that she has been locked up, and therefore not even remotely defamation. She is responsible for her own negative public image; Pitbull has nothing whatsoever to do with it. Anyone and everyone can comment as freely as they’d like on how she’s been locked up because it is public knowledge that she is a criminal.

    Ughhhhhhh… I have to stop typing before my head explodes.

  42. Madisyn says:

    Lucky Charm

    “@ Innocent, you however, ARE stupid”.

    I just choked on my cracktini. I have to learn to turn away from the computer screen or swallow my drink before I read comments.

    I was thinking about this lately. I wonder if gossip sites ‘hire’ types LIKE HotLatino to ‘instigate’? I know there are ‘stupid’ and ‘delusional’ people out there, like Innocent. I’m not talking about them. Blohan posts are 99% negative, by having an opposite opinion, it gets ‘regular’ posters to respond and the site gets more ‘hits’. Just another one of my ‘crack’pot theories.

    Edit: Lucky, you post wasn’t up when I posted my comments above. (Not this post, the previous one) Do you know where you read that Fox told her ‘to bring it on’? All I can recall is Dina ‘threatening’ to sue and then nothing. I never heard anywhere where Fox responded.

  43. belle epoch says:

    Any lawyers out there?

    I know anybody can sue anybody for anything. The suit doesn’t have to have merit.

    But does this suit even make SENSE? Could it get tossed out or will they have to feed the dog to make it go away?

  44. Seal Team 6 says:

    OMG — just be quiet, Dina, and go score some Sea Japser with your eldest daughter.

    No, you do not have aright to sue someone because they TRUTHFULLY use your name and a PUBLIC RECORD fact about you.

    Wasting the Court’s time on this frivilous lawsuit is a disgrace.

    Y’all need to get real jobs.

  45. Liamarie says:

    She’s not in good standing with SAG. She’s flagged in the SAG casting database for lapsed/suspended membership for non-payment of dues and difficult to insure. She may get the lapsed membership back with that Underground Comedy retread and if she gets her dues paid, but she’ll still remain flagged for difficult to insure.

  46. Seal Team 6 says:

    Great Freudian slip, SillyOne! (whore=wore)

  47. HotLatino says:

    I didn’t know I was being paid to post, where’s my check?!! @Madysyin LOL anyway, there’s celebs I love (JLo, Lindsay, Gaga, Kidman, Salma, Longoria)and celebs I hate (Nicole Richie, Julia Roberts, sometimes Britney), you can say whatever you want about Linds, I can say whatever I want about her.

  48. Seal Team 6 says:

    Light and cream-colored dresses are fine for a wedding, but WHITE?! Linnocent really is a knees-hitting-the-ground-uber-famewhore.

    She and the Family von Crack (credit to Madisyn) really are trashy tacky things.

  49. Seal Team 6 says:


    Terrific info! Thanks.

  50. Seal Team 6 says:

    @Madisyn –

    Yes, people do hire “instigators” for message boards, especially political boards. They are called “astroturfers.” For real — it’s a HUGE business.

  51. Madisyn says:


    Let me preface this with I’m sorry, I’m sober. For now.

    The twit wore white because KardASSian had all guests wear black and/or white. So, its official. Hell has frozen over and look, over there, flying pigs because I just defended the Cracken.


    Quick, pass me a double cracktini. Oh, f*ck it, into our vat of vodka. No raft, just immerse. Ahh, better.

    Why does it not shock me that this twit would not do the one thing she needs to do most? That is pay her SAG dues. The sheer stupidity of Blohan makes my head hurt.

  52. mannequin says:

    And yet the funniest part is her saying she’s a “professional actor of good repute and standing.” That just blows everything to smithereens. The ill repute little outcast.

  53. Quest says:

    Linnocent is a cracky idiot. She should actually pay Pitbull to get that camy in this single

  54. the original bellaluna says:

    Madisyn, my lovely, you’re confirming what I though on the last Linnocent post. I’ll just copy & paste:

    I think the difference is that Blohan CANNOT “damage” Pitbull’s reputation by association, like E*Trade felt she would. I think Pitbull’s like “F her if she cares; choke on a d*ck, Linnocent.” (There’s my witticism for the day!)

    Yup. We agree. Again. (I also thought Pitbull meant something along the lines of “I’ve got it on lock” as in “locked down” like Blohan. No one has the ho stroll on lock like a Lohan. NO. ONE.)

    GeekChic, I agree. She has 0 redeeming qualities.

  55. Memphis says:

    I really hope Pitbull doesn’t back down from this delusional, self righteous little B@tch. I truly want him to take her to court and destroy her. So she ( as well as the rest of her loser family) will finally see that real actors/artist wont be threatened by a delusional little washed up crackhead that no one wants around anymore! Then hopefully she and her disgusting family will GO THE HELL AWAY!

  56. Gizmerelda says:

    @sillyone – think I read somewhere that the dresscode for the wedding was black and White so that possibly explains the choice of outfit.

    Thanks for sharing the link though – the pictures of her and mommy dearest made my Sunday, they had stylists and “help” to make them look that bad! Awesome.

    Loving her coke-bloat face, she looks older than her mother, and thats not meant as a compliment to White Oprah in any way!!

  57. Annie_Grey says:

    They’re both annoying.

  58. Boxy Lady says:

    Maybe she took “locked up” the other way and thought Pitbull was saying she was constipated. :p

  59. Cherry Rose says:

    I was looking at the pictures of Lindsay and Dina at Kim’s wedding, and wow.

    It must suck for Lindsay that Dina looks like she could be Lindsay’s younger, prettier sister.

    Not to mention both their dresses look like they were taken off the clearance rack at Belks.

    But that’s the Lohans for you. Cheap and tacky.

  60. Ruby says:

    I think it’s well passed time that she should be forced to pay the California tax payers for all of the time that she has wasted and has cost the justice system to stop and roll over just so that she can cry foul and say she has been mistreated.

  61. Madisyn says:


    My posts take anywhere from 90 minutes to 2 hours to post on Sunday due to MOD jail, so you obviously didn’t see my last one.

    I’m also on board with Pitbull taking the Cracken to task for this frivolous lawsuit stunt. I’m curious for his reaction to this idiotic suit. I wonder if he will ignore her (I mean that by not giving the twit the publicity she so desires) or answer her publicly.

    One day Blohan will realize the attention she wants doesn’t come from negative behavior but by treating people with dignity and respect. She honestly thinks she’s going to go through life running over people. I guarantee you she will get what is coming to her. She hasn’t hit bottom yet, but is very, very close.

    Cherry Rose

    You said it, ‘cheap and tacky’. And, as usual, NO EFFING BRA! You know I’m 43 so of course my boobs look like Blohans, but that twit is 25, big difference. I wouldn’t dream of stepping out in public with no bra. Absolutely disgusting.

  62. LeeLoo says:

    *Rolls eyes*
    Since Kaiser has made it clear there isn’t a BITCH PLEASE big enough for her all I have to add is. “Get the F over yourself you crack monster hooker!!!!!!”

  63. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Hola ladies :)

    I think this ridiculous lawsuit is the final nail in the coffin for her career – absolutely noone will want to be associated with her after this…

    As much as her behaviour disgusts me I do think this may be her descent to her real rock bottom – looking at recent photos of Linnocent, she looks really really bad- like really close to organs failing and has that cr*cked out of her head vacant look in her eyes

    She is an entitled brat not to mention everything else vile but I wish she would just wake up b4 its too late

  64. Amanda says:

    I was think the same thing! Before I clicked on the article… Lohan must be desperate for some money. I think everyone is over Lohan… ENOUGH with her! haha

  65. @Innocent- “She has every right to sue after this terrible rapper said that about her in an extremely popular and commercial song.”

    May I ask you Innocent, if the song was not so popular or commercially successful, would your daughter STILL be suing?

    Also, are the lyrics, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan,” more or less defamatory than these, and please be honest.

    “We got that Lindsay Lohan down South” -Mannie Fresh (Lindsay’s name refers to cocaine)

    “Seen her backstage, now here’s where I come in, son
    Look here she comes, better pull out the big guns
    Hello Lindsay, you’re lookin’ a little thin, hun
    How about a ride to rehab, get in, c*nt” -Eminem

    If you seriously say Pitbull’s lyrics are worse then, well there are no words really.

  66. Emily says:

    I hope she isn’t successful with this, I like that song and that line makes me snigger everytime. Although I’m surprised it’s taken her this long to get around to suing.

  67. Swan Jacca says:

    A) She needs cash and lawsuits are easier than working, or…

    B) She wants to bang the guy and figures this is the easiest way to meet him.

  68. the original bellaluna says:

    Ah, Madisyn, this vodka vat of yours really was a fabulous idea! So refreshing.

    You know, I’ve actually been working with my 2 year old on praising him when he listens or behaves, to teach that he gets “positive” attention. As opposed to the “negative” attention he gets when he behaves naughty. Obviously, White Oprah gets an “F” in that aspect of parenting as well.

    I’ve nursed 3 children, and my boobs aren’t as saggy (maybe she thinks that’s why she’s “in good standing” with SAG) as hers. But I still don’t leave without a bra!

    (It’s been taking about 4 hours for my posts to come through – our CB gals must be very busy or thoroughly enjoying their Sunday! I hope so!)

    Ruby Red, I think Linnocent is circling the drain, slowly going down the same drain she sent her career down. She certainly does not look well.

    I don’t know how anyone could look at her and think she looks “good.” It’s like they’re all wearing Goggles of Delusion. (You know, like Beer Goggles, but worse.)

  69. Bess says:

    Now Radar is reporting that Blohan was drinking at the wedding and White Oprah was right there with her.

  70. the original bellaluna says:

    Bess, Linnocent looked PLASTERED! But at least she and her sister (WO) hired a driver this time.

  71. Innocent says:

    @Miss Diagnosed
    Mannie Fresh isn’t on my radar and i’ve never heard of that song before.
    I remember the Eminem song was on Relapse and i don’t think it was THAT bad and it wasn’t commercial.

  72. the original bellaluna says:

    Innocent, please stop. Just stop. Eminem’s lyrics are worse, but the delivery is much better.

  73. @Innocent- Oh, I see. So because the Eminem song wasn’t “commercial” you can overlook the fact he called your darling daughter a c*nt and talked about taking her to rehab, among other things.

    So I guess what makes you, I mean Lindsay sue, is how popular the song is, and how commercial it is.


    I gotcha. (wink, wink)

  74. Kimbob says:

    Lilo is suing because it is publicity. Albeit negative publicity, it’s keeping her name in the press. She’s a POS, that’s about all I can say.

  75. Cherry Rose says:

    I do think that Lindsay did hear of Eminem’s song and probably toyed with the idea of trying to sue him. But let’s be realistic here. Eminem pretty much slams a lot of celebrities in his songs. Let’s not also forget that he’s been around for a long time and has a huge fanbase, some who are quite rabid.

    If Lindsay did try to sue Eminem, she’d not only incur the wrath of his fans, she’d also alienate herself both in the music industry and in Hollywood for going after such a popular artist. Not to mention Eminem would tell Lindsay to bring it, and she’d either lose quite horribly or the case would be tossed out. I’m quite sure Eminem can afford better lawyers than Linday can.

    As for Innocent, Lindsay has been to jail. So how he’s defaming her, I really don’t get.

    Am I the only one that thinks Lindsay wore a wig to Kim’s wedding?

  76. Seal Team 6 says:

    It was apparent Linnocent was toasted when she left the wedding.

    Ah, the wisdom of Judge Sautner!

  77. @Cherry Rose- Lindsay actually liked the Eminem song. Purely for vanity reasons I believe. I can’t remember what magazine article it was, but a reporter wrote that Lindsay was flying high and drunk and dancing buck naked in front of her and some other people for an hour, while she had the song on a loop, just because it had her name in it.

  78. skeptical says:

    just got a closer look at liho and diho’s kartrashian wedding getups.. something about liho’s dress.. it is kinda pretty but something about the fabric, the shine and the way it falls, and hangs.. something about the fabric makes me think of a nightgown.
    don’t get me started on her hair (hairpiece in front?) or skin or makeup or any of that..

    found the prep pics here:
    (note Aliana is not in the pics. Here’s hoping she’s not an AW like these 2!)

    anyone else hoping we get Kaiser’s commentary? :)

  79. Bess says:

    The collection of photos on Celebrity Gossip and ONTD are hysterical. LiLo must really think she looks fabulous to allow someone to photograph her primping. I’ve never seen anyone with such puffy cheekbone and her tan looks baked on. Don’t even get me started on the lips and the hair.

    I can’t get over how White Oprah can look at her daughter and not see how much she’s damaged herself.

  80. Madisyn says:


    That ‘vat’ is not mine, it’s OURS. Your my twin, remember. You have a responsibility, as do I, of refilling it. Its OUR property, OUR Treehouse, OUR vat/pool.

    Were AGAIN in agreement. Although I don’t have children, never found the right man, (I have a hankerin for
    ‘bad boys’) didn’t really want the responsibility, recently had to have a hysterectomy. I LOVE drinking, smoking, (cigs) and gambling (poker) too much, to subject a child to my ‘lifestyle’. Its no way to raise a child. And I knew that. Not only because of my bad choices in men but because I didn’t want to be bothered. I think its great for others, just not me. If I did have a child, I’d be the opposite of W.O., I’d be a f*cking drill sargeant. That child would obey, do the right thing, OR ELSE! I knew thats no way to raise a child, thats why I never had one. I know that much about myself to know that. That little orange pill is a beautiful thing.


    If RADAR was reporting the family Von Crack was NOT drinking, then there would be something to report.

    bellaluna and Miss Diagnosed

    Don’t feed the trolls, remember? Innocent is an idiotic sycophant, mentally challenged, don’t bother with her, please.

    Cherry Rose



    Here we go again, Hell freezing over, pigs flying about. . . For once, I thought the make-up was spot on. The hair, the dress, no f*cking bra, not so much. I’m going to Hell in a hand basket just for sayin that much. Oh well.

  81. Mourning the Death of Music says:

    I dearly wish that the next time Lindsay goes to buy a bottle of blonde hair die, someone would smack her and say, “NO!” like you would a naughty puppy.

    Her “people” have got to stop lying to her and telling her that blonde looks good on her. It doesn’t. It won’t. Ever.

  82. Madisyn says:


    I don’t care what hair color this twit wears, it will not help! PERIOD

  83. Trillion says:

    I’m so annoyed that she’s pretending to go surfing. She’s holding the board with the deck (wax side) on the outside. Kook. I want to sue her for impersonating a surfer and giving surfers a bad name.

  84. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @ Skeptical, thanks for link to photos

    I’m going to say (using the term incredibly liberally) that Dina appears more fresh faced than Linnocent!! And thats how Linnocent should know she’s in trouble as Dina looks as fresh as a rotting piece of fruit!!

    Also where I am NOBODY wears white to a wedding – it is seen to upstage the bride…tho why am I even surprised Linnocent is trying (& can I add failing miserably) to do just that!!

    Girl has gotten way skinny…and does anyone else think Dina drinking with Linnocent, esp when Linnocent looks so dreadful and unwell, is to hurry along her life insurance chq (*raises glass to @ Bellaluna)

    I don’t know, Linnocent to me looks blo*dy close to her end…I truely hope not as I don’t wish her to die even as vile as she is….and also what would happen to these cracktini parties?! ;)

    Edit @ Madisyn, just red ur post re dress code for the wedding….Damnn now I feel really stupid about my comment above…the cr*ckie was right and I was not!!! Ahhhh pass me some melon balls pls – I need to numb my mind after this ;)

  85. Skinnybetch says:

    Bitch has gotta pay the bills some how. Her new house on Venice Beach and her wardrobe full of tragically ugly clothes aren’t going to pay for themselves.

  86. the original bellaluna says:

    Cherry Rose, the first thought in my head when I saw the pic of WO & Liho (right after “OMG they look like Jersey shit”) was “that is not her hair!”

    There is no way her poor hair (with the constant bleaching and extensions) would look like that.

    And it’s more yellow-blonde than white, so it’s not her hair.

    Madisyn, I love that we’re twins! (And I’m hooking up the nozzle to the vodka-filled hydrant I secretly had installed. One never knows…) I also admire that you knew you didn’t really want to “subject a child” to your lifestyle. If more women held fast to their convictions (have a baby; don’t have a baby) life would be so much easier for so many. (I’ve never understood why someone who doesn’t want kids has kids. It’s not a societal expectation. Just go with what you [as a woman] FEEL.)

    No, no, Ruby Red. I was also raised that one doesn’t wear white – or black (unless it’s the MIL) ;) – to a wedding. It’s like one of the “manners” things my Mom instilled in me. Right along with “no bare arms and/or no bare legs (wear hose) in church.”

  87. Madisyn says:

    Ruby Red

    No worries. If you didn’t know the theme was black and white, you’d naturally assume it was not proper to wear white. And we are talking about a skank who would do just about anything to upstage the bride and put the attention squarely on herself. So for that reason alone you are more than forgiven.

    My Twin

    That hydrant to refill OUR ‘pool’ was brilliant. You did do it secretly because I never saw the installers. Sneaky. It makes it so much easier to refill than lugging all those bottles and dumping them in the pool, not to mention all the cleanup and filling our trash cans with all those empty bottles.

    I have zero patience. Thats one of my big downfalls. I don’t suffer fools and although I play cards, in that respect, I don’t have a ‘poker face’. Children don’t obey and my temper would not be condusive to properly raising children. Thats why I get so angry over this twit. Her blatant disregard for the rules of life. Although I’m not a religious person, I do try to live by the ‘golden rule’. Do unto others. . .

  88. NeNe says:

    I’m probably going to get myself in trouble here, but can she really sue him? I mean isn’t he covered under the 1st amendment (freedom of speech) to say what he wants to say? Plus, it really isn’t a lie what he is saying. It’s the truth.

  89. z says:

    omg.. is she serious!!! uh lets not forget she has been to jail and she did do some time… whats the big deal.. all Pitbull did was state a fact in his song with her name included.. a TRUE FACT…..everyone knows Lindsey went to jail a while back….. I don’t get this girl at all..this is a stupid lawsuit. the only one ruining her reputation is HERSELF.. ..she is the one one portraying herself in the negative and she cant blame anyone else for that matter…

  90. she is the one one portraying herself in the negative and she cant blame anyone else for that matter…