Guess who got wasted at Kim Kardashian’s wedding? Linnocent.

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I really, really wish we had access to the photos of Dina and Lindsay Lohan at Kim Kardashian’s wedding – you can see them here. They both looked INSANE. Linnocent wore white – which isn’t a big deal because Kim asked people to only wear white or black. Linnocent’s dress was a copy of the dress Pippa Middleton wore to royal wedding reception – go here to see the comparison. In my opinion, Linnocent looked older than her mother, and Linnocent has had more “work” done to her face too. They both looked so incredibly trashy and gross, and it speaks volumes about Kim Kardashian that Dina and Lindsay got invites. Also, guess who’s back to drinking? I guess the question should be, “Who never stopped drinking, but is now back to being a drunken mess in public?”

Lindsay Lohan was one of the hard-partying guests at Kim Kardashian’s wedding, an eyewitness tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Lindsay attended the bash with her mom Dina and sister Ali. The Kardashian and Lohan families have long been friends, and Lindsay attended Kim’s bridal shower a few weeks earlier. Lindsay wore a low cut Marilyn-style dress with crystal detail in the back. Her blonde hair was styled in a dramatic upsweep.

“She was drinking and partying hard,” insider said. “I saw her order shots from the bar.”

Mom Dina didn’t seem to mind. She was sitting right with her daughters as Lindsay enjoyed several drinks.

Although still on probation, with community service and counseling requirements to be met, Lindsay has no restrictions on drinking and she was not driving.

[From Radar]

Just more evidence that Linnocent is a crack liar. “I don’t drink, rehab worked!” Blah blah blah, crackie.

By the way, remember how Linnocent got a cracked-out job as a music video girl? Here’s the video. CRACK LIPS.

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  1. Madisyn says:

    Honestly, who’s shocked?

  2. gee says:

    I CAN’T WAIT to see if Linnocnt shows up on the bajillion hour wedding special blitzed out of her mind.

  3. lucy2 says:

    They both look like cheap streetwalkers. Always!
    I find it HILARIOUS that Kim’s “high class, A-list, royal-like” wedding included…Lindsay and Dina Lohan. You don’t get much trashier than that.

  4. RocketMerry says:

    Yay, craked out crakie news! Let’s play a little fill-in-the-blank game:
    “Crakie wore white and she ___ white, too.”

  5. Happy21 says:

    I’m appalled. Really?! LOL…

    She looks sooo trashy…For a wedding? Really?! Comparisons to Pippa Middleton’s dress? Puh-lease. No comparison when one is worn by a talentless, washed up, one time actress and the other is worn by someone who actually has some class. Lindsay needs to lose the peroxided locks, they are AWFUL!

  6. bubbs says:

    Does she ever ever bring those fish lips together and close her mouth?

  7. coucou says:

    Her mom is pathetic and borderline criminal…how can you stand by and watch your own child commit a slow personal and professional suicide and go along for the ride?

    I can’t take any pleasure in bashing her, it’s overkill.

    How many rock bottoms does this girl need to hit?

  8. Stubbylove says:

    She looks friggin’ LOADED in that pic w/her mom.

  9. gossipgirl says:

    I don’t know if it’s the bangs (trauma), or what, but she’s barely recognizeable in those photos. Wow.

  10. texasmom says:

    She looks like the weight of her breasts is about to tip her forward.

    So sad. I have little girls and they still love watching “Parent Trap” and “Freaky Friday” so I keep seeing the fresh-faced young Lindsay. The contrast is almost unbearable.

  11. Does she not have anyone who cares for her? Shes going to end up dead.She needs a parent to take action,instead of enabling her.And I do respect papa Spears for saving his daughter.

  12. cmc says:

    Can’t wait to see what she tweets in response! “The papparazzi tripped me and I fell face first into a vodka shot! Over and over again! Sheesh just trying to enjoy the wedding!”

  13. Green Is Good says:

    Was Hobohan sober for even A MINUTE at her alleged “friend’s” wedding? I pity the make-up artist and hairdresser. Hope they demanded cash up front.

    My sympathies to her sagging tits, too. Ho needs a bra.

  14. Dana says:

    I was so hoping you would post something about the dina/linds photos. They are epic. When you look at the pics of Lindsay close up when she is smiling with her front teeth showing you can see her cracked veneers. Maybe that’s why she is always doing the fish pout.

  15. rkintn says:

    She really needs to invest in a good bra.

  16. Quest says:

    Surprised not by this…drunk crack ass bitch. Linnocent takes the CL out of Class…ha ha ….you’re a drunk crack ASS bitch.

    The boobies can swat flies on her back. Sue me, sue me now Linnocent. You can’t sue the truth.

    I hope they have pics of Linnocent sucking on the penis shaped wedding cake Kim had…lol

  17. The Truth Fairy says:

    And not just drinks, shots …..

  18. Devon says:

    She looks like fucking shit.

  19. Melissa says:

    I like how even in the music video she frames people for her f ups. She throws the coat on the bum so he gets blamed for the graffiti…true to life 🙂

  20. JaisyMaisy says:

    HEY HEY HEY HEY! That song sucks. And she sucks in the video.

  21. brin says:

    Nothing will come between Crackie and free booze…not even the paps!

  22. DoMaJoReMc says:

    Look of (feigned) surprise!

  23. GeekChic says:

    @Melissa, I thought the same thing! The part was obviously written just for her — someone who engages in criminal activities and then blames someone else.

    Am I alone in thinking that song just fully sucks?

  24. Innocent says:

    LOVE the video.
    We all know rehab was to avoid jail and it was a wedding celebration when most people have a drink.

  25. corey says:

    I probably stand alone on this, but I loved her in the video. She has such great on-screen presence. It’s her natural element, where she belongs. She’s like the Britney Spears of acting for me. She has “it”, there’s just something about her that is very captivating. However as a human being, she sucks at life. I’d like to see her get it together, but she won’t. It’s not just her addiction or that she has a problem, it’s HER. There’s no cure for it. Too bad.

  26. I am Legend says:

    I’m guilty of more than a litte shadenfreud when it comes to Lindsay Lohan. The sad fact is though, that despite her talent, she won’t get a comeback even if she cleans up. I don’t think actresses get the same forgiveness for their sins (real or perceived) as their male counterparts.

  27. Quest says:

    @Innocent: “…it was a wedding celebration when most people HAVE A DRINK”

    “have A drink” + Linnocent = understatement of the year. It’s more like guzzle the whole fn bar and get drunk off your already cracked-out-ass, then whine like the bitch she is that it wasn’t me…the bartender probably forced it down her duck-billed pie-hole.

    Come on, get real

  28. Kitty_Cal says:

    “Linnocent looked older than her mother”

    Those were my exact thoughts when I saw the photos on D-Listed. Her face looks like overly dried out jerky…

  29. Rhiley says:

    I think this post says more about Kim Kardashian than it does about Lindsay Lohan. We all expect Lindsay Lohan to become a weepy, drunken, swollen lipped mess no matter where she goes, but did really think she would be invited to Kim Kardashian’s tacky ass wedding (did y’all see that horrible gold cross and white sheet mess)? Anyway, no telling how much this wedding actually cost but IMO, the Kardashians did not get their money’s worth. It looked so budget and the guest list was so c list. An aside, I bet LL followed Brody Jenner around like a puppy dog all night.

  30. suggabugga says:

    she really looks godaweful and I know as a mother I would be soooo embarressed to walk around with my child loaded and her tits hanhging out!!! eeeeewww!

  31. the original bellaluna says:

    Ah, those lovely, delicate Jersey flowers…so sad (honestly, SAD) that Linnocent looks like Dina’s older, former-hooker sister. Can anyone honestly say Linnocent looks “good”? If so…just. stop.

    At least the lovely, delicate Jersey flowers hired a driver. No DUI’s for them THIS TIME! 😉

    I hear-tell that Ali was at the wedding too. Where are the pix of that lovely model? Deleted, because she’s only 17 and it’s illegal for her to drink?

    Oh, wait…that’s the same age as Linnocent when she went off the rails…Oh, I get it!

  32. jen says:

    “People of Walmart”

  33. eileen says:

    @brin -how is it we were not tail-gating along to celebrate Crackie’s high-profile drunk fest?? 🙁

  34. Rita says:

    The question is not “who” got wasted but rather “what” got wasted…..lots of money.

  35. dorothy says:

    I am shocked that the Kardashian’s even invited the Lohan’s. All along they have been comparing this wedding to Kate and Willimas. Then they further cheapen their already tacky event by inviting Dina and Lindsay. So much for a so-called elegant affair.

  36. Jackson says:

    I could never, ever, imagine showing up to a wedding with so much boobage spilling out. She looked terrible. I thought maybe it was just the lighting but no, she did just look THAT bad. Appropriate though: trashy wedding, trashy guests.

  37. the original bellaluna says:

    Eileen, we did! It’s just on the “Linnocent attempts to sue someone with an actual career” thread.

    Here’s a cracktini with my famous (or notorious, whatever) vodka melon balls, and a calligraphy-d invitation to the Vodka Vat. (Gotta love Madisyn’s ingenuity!) 😀

    Ladies, dive in! Let us ruminate on the mess that is the Clan of the Cracken.

  38. TG says:

    I thought the same thing when I saw the pics she looks older than her mom and has had more work done on her face. Ugh. I would think that even Kim would’t want her at her wedding. Wonder if Eva Longoria realizes how far down the ladder she has slipped. LOL

  39. Ashley says:

    Come on…you’d think she could have at least had the straps shortened so that her chest could have *some* lift. I have a large chest, and if I ever want to wear a dress bra-less I always have it tailored properly.

  40. mary says:

    BIG BREASTED WOMEN SHOULDN’T WEAR LOW CUT DRESSES/TOPS! It looks, well, like that.

  41. brin says:

    @Eileen….We can make up for it now….lintinis for everyone!
    *waves to Madisyn & Bellaluna*

  42. Skins says:

    I think we should celebrate the fact that she is drinking and cracking again. Where else can you get posts and pictures like this? That middle picture is awesome! Keep it cracking LL

  43. Boo says:

    No, seriously, what is going on with her face? It’s so puffy and SHINY…is that coke bloat? Booze bloat? Injectables? All of the above? It looks like what I imagine when people say that dead bodies fill up with gases and their skin stretches…and the fact that she is smiling with those nasty teeth just makes it all so grim and ghastly.

  44. Julie says:

    Would think if she was so coked up as is reported all the time, the alcohol would not have the effect it does. She can’t be doing too much coke if she’s stumbling around.

  45. Lady D says:

    “How many rock bottoms does this girl need to hit?”
    Just one. She has not hit bottom yet. She still gets invites, jobs and opportunities to party. She can still fly across the country, she has a pad worth approx 7 g’s a month. She can afford (really) to get her hair done and she can afford chauffeurs. She still gets mentioned and photographed. She can afford a powerhouse lawyer. She can afford sea jasper and crystals (wink, wink).
    Her bottom is going to be deep and huge and she is the one industrially digging away, day by day.

    Rumour has it that B. Ford was paying her rent for a year as part of their settlement with her for destroying their good name. Should be interesting to see if she gives her notice in Sept. Who am I kidding, giving notice involves responsibility which is the first thing she threw in that hole.

  46. Seal Team 6 says:

    You just know Linnocent and WO think Linnz is an A-Lister because she was there, not a Crackied-out hasbeen repeat offender who isn’t insurable, has lost her SAG insurance, is broke, and (as per a post here yesterday) hasn’t paid her SAG dues so she’s been suspended.

    Plus, she’s apparently hooking to be able to buy her Sea Jasper.

  47. eileen says:

    I think we should instill a rule that whenever Crackie drinks, we drink. Sure I’ll loose my job and kids but it would be a nice experiment to see how long it takes! =O
    >-| <-cracktini

  48. gee says:

    @Innocent: Hi Dina.
    @Lady D: what do you mean about Betty Ford? I’ve never heard this!

  49. the original bellaluna says:

    As a non-surgically-enhanced DD (or DDD, depending on the bra), LARGE BREASTED women can ABSOLUTELY wear low-cut stuff. But, as in all things, a BRA and a sense of decorum is required. DUH.

    Oh, Julie, I think you’re underestimating the massive capacity (or tolerance, whatever) of booze that exists in the Blohan. I mean, she could drain the Vodka Vat in one afternoon! Or less!

    *takes lintini from brin, waves back* Thank you, dahling. It’s delish!

    And I still want to know: where are the pix of the glorious delicate Jersey flower model that is Aliana? (May she make a ton of money, move abroad, and get away from the Crack Clan without a backward glance.)

  50. Ron says:

    Lindsay makes Snooki look classy. Sad.

  51. kieslwoski says:

    Such a shame that you did not post the Lindsey / Dina pics, they are EPIC! Dina looks better/younger than Cracken and Cracken looks like an over the hill porn star.

  52. Sakyiwaa says:

    Poor Lindsay. I love Mean Girls!

  53. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    OF COURSE she wore white, it’s symbolizes her Innocence. She’s as pure as the driven “snow” (that she snorts).

  54. Firecracker says:

    Lol, Jackson at the boobage comment!

    Liho has no embarrassment meter, unfortunately.

  55. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Hey ladies, joining the party with a batch of crack’n’cheese – can someone pass me a straw for the vodka vat? 😉

    As I said in the last post Dina looks fresher than Linnocent which in itself is terrifying as Dina is as fresh looking as a dried prune!!

    But seriously and sadly, I do think Linnocent is in danger of ceasing to exist soon – just looking at the state of her is proof enough, she looks f*cking terrible lately, I.e. Her organs are about to give up the ghost 🙁 As I’ve said b4 I don’t wish her to die, even tho she is a vile person but it seems this maybe her path..sooner rather than later.

    ANd as for Dina drinking with Linnocent, words truely fail me…

  56. the original bellaluna says:

    Lady D, DO TELL! Please? *smiles most charming smile and hands you a diet coke* (That is right, isn’t it? If not, I’ll be happy to add any shots of delusion and/or vodka to it.)

    That actually kinda makes sense…please extrapolate. It sounds like an E*Trade “Please God, don’t let anyone associate us with Linnocent Blohan” situation. Am I right?

    *hands Ruby Red an oar-shaped straw* The big end goes in the vodka pool, like a Slurpee straw. (But only if she hands over the crack-n-cheese. And a fork.) 😀

  57. Lady D says:

    gee, it was a result of her suing Betty Ford for letting her medical info be made public. And their discretion policy of not making patient names or shenanigans publicized. (Remember when she got caught sneaking over the wall at BF?) Betty Ford agreed to pay her rent for a year and I don’t know what else in return for her dropping her lawsuit against BF. It was supposed to be confidential but there are some pretty ‘Crackie’ savvy people posting on that other site.

  58. Lady D says:

    Later ladies, I’ll be back for a lintini. I have a timed exam I’m about to start. It’s 2 hours in length, hopefully it won’t take me all 2 hours.
    If you go to TMZ and find their beginning stories about Crackie’s episode with Dawn, a couple of the posters have a great deal of info on the settlement.
    (Appreciates not being thrown in mod jail for mentioning unclassy site)

  59. Madisyn says:

    brin

    Thank you for the lintini. *Waving* back.

    Lady D

    I think your right about BF paying her rent. We were all speculating at the time of her ‘stalking’, I mean moving next door to SamRo at the time and wondering how she could afford the $7,000 a month rent. Someone suggested BF and I thought it made sense. But only if it was for a certain length of time. So your theory holds vodka, I mean ‘water’. Some speculated about Johns but for me, that didn’t make sense as paying for a hotel room for the night is one thing, but paying that extravagant amount for rent is something altogether different. Shes not THAT special.

    bellaluna

    Blohan is NOT allowed in the treehouse or at our ‘pool’. EVER

    I too am huge. And I hate it. What I wouldn’t give to be a small, simple 34C instead of an uncomfortable 44DD. All women on my mothers side of the family are the same except me sister. If I had the funds I would definetely get them reduced.

    I find it rather odd that of all the pics out there of the family Von Crack, no pics of Ali anywhere. Are we sure she was in attendance? Of course, SHE could be the one taking all the photos to sell to all the gossip rags. Those Lohans have to make a buck somehow.

  60. gee says:

    @Lady D – thanks. I had NO IDEA things like that went down.

    Linnocent is such a sketchy bunny.

  61. dread pirate cuervo says:

    @ bellaluna, those ho’s are from LI, not my precious Jersey! The Turnpike smells bad enough with adding any Lohan fumes to it! LOL

    The more pics I see of Lindsay refusing to wear a bra, the happier I am that I’m an A-cup.

  62. aenflex says:

    Have yall seen the pics of her @ the mail? Holy shitballs. Something went real bad wrong with her face!!!! I would link to it but not sure if it’s allowed.

  63. Madisyn says:

    Lady D

    You mentioned Sept. But didn’t the cracknanigans happen in January of this year? I’m confused.

    Well thats good news for SamRo either way. That would explain why she didn’t pack up and move when Blohan moved in. I wonder if SamRo rents or owns her place. Anyone know?

    Blohan will NOT be able to afford the place herself. I wonder if some random John will want to take over the lease?

  64. Seal Team 6 says:

    Snooki graduated high school, has a Vet Tech degree, and does actually work, even if it often mainly being a fool on TV. She’s only been arrested once, and that was for public drunkeness, but that was at Seaside Heights, so who cares.

  65. Seal Team 6 says:

    The photos in the Mail are bloody CRACKTASTIC! Linnocent no longer even looks like herself. Look at a photo even a year or two ago. Then look at one five years ago. Did YOU change that much between 20 and 25? No, I didn’t think so.

  66. Sara says:

    Oh wow! She must have gotten freshly injected because she looks swollen in the face. That white dress looks like she borrowed it from her mom. And to be honest, it’s hard to tell the difference between her and her mom’s age in that pic. Celebrity rehab is calling and in a couple more years, she will be insignificant enough to be on that show. Sad

  67. the original bellaluna says:

    dread pirate, I am so sorry. I meant no offence. Please forgive.

    Madisyn, if any thing even remotely resembling a Lohan comes within 50 yards of the vodka vat, they’re getting ganked. I know vodka has medicinal qualities, and could probably sanitise medical equipment, but NO.

  68. Seal Team 6 says:

    Dina —

    Except, alcoholics/addicts can never, ever have a drink. Ever. Even if “everyone” drinks at a wedding. PEOPLE IN RECOVERY AND SERIOUS ABOUT THEIR SOBRIETY DO NOT DRINK. EVER!

    You, Madame, are a disgrace.

  69. Penguin says:

    Ugh people always tell me I look like her and are surprised when I’m insulted lol.

  70. Seal Team 6 says:

    Boo —

    It definitely alcohol bloat. I know the look from certain relatives and a Linnocent-like Ex. Coke bloat can also do that.

    Also, does anyone think that’s a wig? has to be.

  71. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @ bellaluna, *passing the crack’n’cheese* and if you add a few cracks of pepper from the grinder – it’s heavenly 😀 Thanks for the slurpy straw, my head is feeling all woozily happy now 😀

    As a big busted lady too I have to agree and add, you need a bra! Linnocent take note, a bit of lift and support didn’t hurt anyone…especially when wearing a really low cut dress!

    I heard that Dina forked out the money for Linnocents Venice Beach pad..but thinking about it Dina’s money was most likely via BF’s bank account!!

    I reckon that since Ali is going to be a ‘supermodel’ Dina has probably paid the paps not to photograph Ali (nb, when I say paid I mean pimped Linnocent out to service them whenever they require!) sick but surely true in Lohan world?!

  72. Sillyone says:

    I am just letting you ladies know, if you guys invite Linnocent to one of our pool parties I am taking my crayons and going home!! There isn’t enough chlorine or shock to kill the disease she would put in the pool.

  73. Seal Team 6 says:

    I wouldn’t come within fifteen feet of Crackie unless I was wearing a body condom. *shudder*

  74. Madisyn says:

    bellaluna

    I don’t know what ‘ganked’ is but it sounds good to me. Its not OUR responsibility to disinfect the Cracken. Its our vat pool not a sewage tower.

  75. Seal Team 6 says:

    “Ganked” is like being “shanked.” Yes, I know this somehow.

  76. Penguin says:

    You ladies should come to a British wedding this is standard behaviour here lol.

  77. Bess says:

    I could imagine BF forking over money to LL for the Dawn Holland incident. Holland violated patient confidentiality, even though I think Lohan probably did hit her.

    I can’t believe the Dawn Holland incident was Lohan’s first offense at BF though. She was almost done with her rehab. It goes against all logic that Lohan would have been well behaved for for the entire time, save the last 3 weeks or so.

    I wonder what else BF swept under the rug so that LL wouldn’t be thrown in jail for violating probation? Also why was BF putting up with her spoiled little brat personality to begin with?

  78. Andie B says:

    Seriously, her boobs look strange in that white dress. The peroxide blonde hair just adds a trashiness to any outfit really. How old is that girl? I’m 39 and I think she could easily be my age. If she’s not careful she will be one of those people who don’t make it to 30.

  79. Cherry Rose says:

    I think the reason that Dina looks so young is because she’s sucking the youth out of Lindsay and Ali. Seriously, both of them look like their years older than they actually are.

    I wish a fight between Avril and Lindsay had gone down. That would have been epic.

    And I still say Lindsay wore a wig to the wedding.

  80. Alix says:

    Her whole look says: old, worn-out porn star.

  81. Palermo says:

    I feel sorry for her. She lost out totally on having decent parents, both of hers are nuts. She used to have a career, beautifully colored hair, normal lips. She looks 30 years older than she is and I’m afraid she won’t make it to 30.

  82. Lady Satan says:

    Saggy boobs, and did she get cheek implants or fillers? She looks like a chipmunk standing next to Dina!

    Sad that someone so young (and once pretty) looks so worn out and used up.

  83. Seal Team 6 says:

    @Cherry Rose

    Oh, definite wig. I agree.

    And, Avril could kick Linnocent’s ass.

  84. eternalcanadian says:

    The Kardashians are fame pimps. Kim’s wedding had nothing to do with class or trying to out-trump William and Catherine’s wedding. They proved their classless shenanigans by inviting everything and everyone they could. That’s why there were like 500 people at the wedding. Lindsay and her co-dependent mother were just two of the mass mob. I’m surprised Lindsay was drinking. I thought she was on probation and she wasn’t supposted to drink or take drugs?

  85. Memphis says:

    I just threw up a little in my mouth looking at those pictures 🙁

    Everything about her is done. Her looks are GONE, her career is OVER and the only person who thinks she isn’t going to be dead, in jail or back in rehab within the year is her sick enabler of a “mother” White Oprah.

  86. Madisyn says:

    bellaluna

    Did you get my response to yours on the Pitbull story, the other thread?

  87. skeptical says:

    Eternal canadian, sautner has decided blohan didn’t need to submit to drug or alcohol testing back after the house party blohan held.
    She’s been free to drink since that joke of a house arrest ended. She’s not drug tested either. Sautner said she didn’t think drugs or alcohol were linnocent’s problem. Sautner said linnocent was self-medicating and that’s why the therapy was required.

  88. the original bellaluna says:

    Yellow-blonde bouffante hairdo at the wedding? WIG. Or add-ins. Something.

    White-blonde cracked-out fright wig? Her OWN hair.

    Madisyn – let me check. BRB.

  89. the original bellaluna says:

    Madisyn, OK, I’m back. Yep. I can be sneaky like that! 😉 That vodka hydrant is an investment in the environment! No more bottles! 😀

    “Ganked” is one of my hub’s words. I don’t know why, but I always picture someone with one of those hook-thingies (like they use to get people off-stage when they suck) around their neck, with crossed-eyes and their tongue stuck out.

    I don’t know if that adequately describes it, but I cannot think of a better look for Blohan. Or Dina, for that matter. She’s already got the bug-eyes on lock. (OMG, there’s that phrase again!) Quick, duck that incoming subpeona!

    (Patience was never my forte either. It’s amazing how patient one can become when a little person’s life depends on said patience. Like, I could literally see myself from a different perspective and say “Self, take a deep breath.” I’ve even gone as far as telling my children “Mommy is very angry and she needs a time-out right now” and going to my room. At 6 and 3, kids can generally understand that.)

    Ruby Red, thank you; it’s delicious! Nothing like a good crack-n-cheese with some “crack”ed pepper. Comfort food, combined with get-you-high food. What could be better? 😉

  90. the original bellaluna says:

    Yeah, skeptical is right. And while the judge may not think drugs and/or alcohol are Linnocent’s problem, they are definitely a LARGE PART OF IT. I can honestly say I do not ever expect to see her 100% sober. And that’s sad. But she’s been drunk/high/both for the last 8 years of her life!!! How long can this go on?

    Yes, she’s self-medicating. The why of it is locked in her little vodka-pickled, crack-addled brain.

    Judge Sautner (in all her infinite wisdom) should have ordered that her “psych counseling” be done by a reputable, licensed PSYCHIATRIST. Like, someone they send divorcing parents to for psych evals. THAT level professional.

  91. Chris says:

    Of course she got wasted. There was free booze, y’all, free booze!!

  92. Madisyn says:

    bellaluna

    The hydrant was well needed because of the cracktastic pool parties we had over the weekend and everybody drank. We had, what would you say, less than half left? Nothing wrong with going ‘green’.

    Can Blohan get herself on here tomorrow? What could she possibly get into tonight for a post tomorrow?

    When the family Von Crack got their invites to the wedding, the first thing out of Blohan’s mouth to Dina was, “is there an open bar, cuz if not, I’m not going”. I’ll bet the bartenders were on a first name basis with both Mother Crackhead and Baby Crack.

  93. Marianne says:

    You see while Pippa looked classy, Lindsay looked trashy.

  94. Seal Team 6 says:

    Original B —

    I was shocked that Sautner didn’t specify a PSYCHIATRIST.

  95. Madisyn says:

    In my fantasies, Judge Sautner would have ordered drug testing every other day. That way if she did anything, it would show up the next day. And put that damn SCRAM back on. As for the therapy, she’ll snow this doctor like she has all the rest. If these doctors say a negative word or god forbid, actually send the judge the cold hard truth about her, she’ll sue them. I wouldn’t put it past this twit to threaten to sue.

  96. 4Real says:

    Wow she looks terrible!

  97. 4Real says:

    *sorry CB my bad*

    She looks gross filled with botox.

    FYI – “ganked” means “jacked” like you got “ganked” for your car or gold chain. Yeah it’s ghetto.

  98. Lindsay looks like Alvin, from “Alvin and the Chipmunks”, in drag. What did she do to herself?

    Apparently Kim K’s wedding band, played Pitbull’s song at the reception. Lindsay did not get up and dance.

  99. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    I thought the Kartrashians were forced to cut back their guest list because the fire marshal said 450+ guests would violate code? I can’t believe Lindsay and Dina made the cut.

    **waves @the original Bella, @Madisyn @Lady D et al.**

    @dread Pirate, Jersey here too. Where are you located? Southern NJ here. 15 minutes outside of Philadelphia 🙂

  100. the original bellaluna says:

    Seal Team – I know, right? A freakin’ BOARD CERTIFIED PSYCHIATRIST. That should be the minimum requirement for Strawberry Snortcake (I love that name – thank you, whoever coined that term)!!!! Or why even bother? It’s like a group of cranially-challenged “authority-folk” got together and said “OK, how can we make this as easy as possible while making it look like we’re actually enforcing a harsh punishment?”

    Madisyn, my twin, I’m guessing Linnocent will be hanging from the chandelier at Chateau Marmont or be pap’d on her knees (of course!) outside a club or bar.

    All I know is, I am S-O-O-O-O-O enjoying this Parade of Strawberry “St. Linnocent, the Persecuted” Snortcake Blohan.

    Please God, don’t let this endless buffet of epic f-ery end!

    Morticians, dive on in! Yeah, if the Lovely Ethereal Visions of Beauty that are the Blohans were on the “top of the list” can you imagine who DIDN’T make the cut? *shudders to think*

    (Yes, ganked is “ghetto” but if you picture it as I described it, it’s a very fun word! Read my earlier posts.)

  101. Boo says:

    A headline on another site read, “Lindsay Steals the Show at Kardashian Wedding!” –and I thought,

    a) I bet that’s not all she stole! and

    b) I bet she sues them for writing a headline with her name and the word “steals” together, as on Planet Lohan, that is “defamation.”

  102. lucy2 says:

    Good point, Morticians – if the Blohans made the cut, who were the 50 that didn’t? Serial killers? Sewer rats? Paris Hilton?

    Another Jersey girl here happy that despite some of the turds our state has turned out, the Blohans aren’t ours! Neither are most of the “Jersey Shore” people either.

  103. mannequin says:

    Trash. She looks like something the feral cat dragged in.

  104. Sherry says:

    The fact that Dina sat and drank WITH her addicted daughter speaks volumes. And she’s obviously running out of money which is why she keeps filing nonsense lawsuits, which is more than likely goaded on by her vile mother. It’s not even funny at this point. Lindsay looks like she’s 65 yrs old and it’s embarassing for her, Dina to have been invited. I’m sure Kris and Dina thought it would be great publicity since no A listers invited wanted to show up. Lohans, Eva Longoria, Mario Lopez, Avril Lavigne and the zombie celeb pals of Kim. Wow, what a high class affair.

  105. Bess says:

    The only thing that’s a little weird is that Radar is the only “news site” claiming Linnocent was drinking. E! , TMZ and X17 haven’t reported it.

  106. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @the original Bella, thanks! Enjoyed the refreshing cocktail, as usual!

    @the original bella, @Lucy2, I’m guessing maybe Octomom had to be cut last minute? And do we know if Paris was there?

    @Lucy2, yes! Jersey isn’t all that bad! We are responsible for Kevin Bacon.

  107. Seal Team 6 says:

    @Original B —

    She’s apparently going to a “New Age” therapist. Maybe not even a licensed counselor? I’m a Zen Buddhist, and am all for meditating (I do it once a day for an hour), but it’s a disgrace the Court allowed her to sign up for someone like that.

    Everyone I know who has had court-ordered counseling (divorce, custody, drug issues), had to go to either a PSYCHIATRIST, or at the very least, a Ph.D. who is licensed.

  108. Innocent says:

    @Madisyn
    Don’t worry about the therapy. Lindsay has known the place she selected since 2007 and it was her first alcohol eduction were she got an excellent report. It was only when she switched that things started going downhill probation wise.

    @skeptical
    Technically Lindsay has been allowed to legally drink since her discharge from Betty Ford as Judge Fox only ordered drug testing.
    So if an incident occurred before the June debacle Shawn would have pointed this fact out at the non probation violation hearing.

  109. Bess says:

    Re: the Dawn Holland incident-

    I’ve always wondered why LL wasn’t kicked out of the BF center for missing curfew or refusing the breathalyzer test given that she was there to avoid jail. What do you guys think?

  110. eternalcanadian says:

    @skeptical & @Innocent Thanks for clarifications. Wow, judges that said drugs and alcohol are not Lindsay’s problem? Seriously? Just wow…

  111. 4Real says:

    No ITA Bellaluna it fits. I was just defining the word for the ones that don’t know.

    “I done jacked every tom, dick, and hank that’s the names of the suckers I done GANKED.” – Ice Cube

    I’m ghetto so I know this…LOL!

  112. Seal Team 6 says:

    A gamer friend has informed me that “ganked” is also an online gaming term, where a group of people attack and kill one person (in the game, not IRL).

  113. skeptical says:

    good question, Bess…
    why has lilo consistently managed to get away with a slap on the wrist? long before Betty Ford she was thumbing her nose at the law, and she’s even admitted that she’d go to rehab to avoid jail, and she even admitted that rehab was like a vacation for her.
    Why did she not get thrown in jail for a good long while back in 2007 for speeding down PCH with kidnapped dudes stuck in the carjacked car with her? while drunk? With cocaine in her pocket?

    There are some mysteries the universe refuses to explain.
    So I just point and laugh 🙂

  114. skeptical says:

    @ Innocent
    i think the fact that blohan got an “excellent report” from that place and then went on to have her multiple problems says all anyone needs to know about how well their “therapy” really works.

  115. the original bellaluna says:

    Ahh, 4Real, I think I love you! And I surely do love the sound of “ganked.” It’s one of those fun words, like “ostrocised” and “FUBAR” and “amilkawhat?!?”

    Seal Team, I commend (and completely envy – seriously green here) you having both the time and focus to meditate for a whole hour every day. And I mean this with ABSOLUTELY NO sarcasm.

    And yes, Ms. Snortcake needs some serious psychotherapy.

    No “new age” allowed. Straight-up licensed psychologists ONLY.

  116. the original bellaluna says:

    Bess & skeptical – Blohan doesn’t have those scabs on her knees for nothing! *winkwinknudgenudge*