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Dustin Diamond, who played the annoying character Screech in “Saved by the Bell,” stars in an amateur sex tape and is seen getting it on with two ladies at once. The tape is currently being marketed to distributors including Larry Flynt and Vivid adult video.
Diamond either doesn’t care or is in on it. He works as a stand-up comic and his manager says the publicity should help his client:
We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.”
Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he’s acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.
“Just when you think you have seen everything in this business,” he tells us, “mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it…”
Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom “The Knights of Prosperity.”
“I haven’t seen the tape,” Paul told us. “I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.”
I hadn’t heard of a “Dirty Sanchez” before, and believe me that you are better off not knowing what it is, but here’s the definition on Wikipedia.
Screech famously bragged to Howard Stern in June that he was “ten inches flaccid,” so if that’s true he’s probably thrilled that the video is out. I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets a cut of the profits. He resorted to selling T-Shirts online this summer to be able to pay for his house after the property value skyrocketed and he could no longer afford the mortgage.
Diamond also got some press in August when he was nearly robbed of his Playstation portable video games by an unknown woman who broke into his hotel room. She maced him and asked for money, and once she went for his precious video games he really got mad and was able to hold her down until police arrived.
Even if this video hits the net I am going to resist the urge to watch it. I didn’t think anything could skeeve me out more than the thought of eating a giant cockroach, but now I know what a “Dirty Sanchez” is.
Update: As Agent Bedhead points out, the title of the porn flick is “Saved by the Smell,” which I’ve finally realized is a reference to the bizarre “Dirty Sanchez” sex practice. Please someone help me to stop thinking about this.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Dustin Diamond, Sex Tapes
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And I thought this guy`s beard on the picture was real…
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LOL! That is so funny!
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Ew! Ew! Ew!!!!
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This guy squandered all his money and has resorted to selling t-shirts. And he calls himself the D-Man. Then he makes porn for mortgage. What the heck? I also like how big his $1000 an ad house is and how it only has 3 bricks. Sad indeed.
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I was actually thinking about this today some more (even though I tried NOT to), and I think that Diamond’s manager’s nonreaction is rather telling. It’s pretty likely that he made this sex tape on purpose and made it as raunchy as possible. He needs the money apparently, and what better way to kick start his career again just like Paris Hilton did? Unfortuately, this is far more repulsive than the Paris tape…and I won’t view it when it’s released either.
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OH GOD!!! I could’ve lived my entire life without knowing what a “Dirty Sanchez” was!!! But, no, curiosity got the best of me (it also killed the cat, so I should’ve known better!!) Wow. Yuck!!!!!!! Damn you, wikipedia!!!!
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Check out Globat.Com’s site. They are in denial about this guy and continue to use him as their company spokesperson. Makes me wonder….were they offered bit parts in his NEXT movie?
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