I’ve been too focused on my lover Michael Fassbender. My other lovers are getting jealous, and they are demanding that I pay attention to them. It’s mostly Gerard Butler – there are a million new photos of G-But in Toronto, where he’s been for days. He’s been making the rounds at all of the parties, and then he co-hosted (I think) a charity event for Artists for Peace and Justice. The event was a cocktail party named “Painting The Night Red” – the proceeds benefited the organization’s work in Haiti. And then last night, Gerard premiered his new film, Machine Gun Preacher. The premiere photos are the ones with Gerard in blue.

Thoughts on his new, slender look? As you know, I didn’t have a problem with him when he was heavier and moob-tastic. Yeah, he was kind of gross, but certain kinds of “gross” turn me on, and I still would have nailed his buttery moobs to the wall. He’s a dirty bastard, he’s shameless, and I love him. I know he’s losing weight for a role, and probably for his health too, and in the past few months, I’ve hated it. In some photos, he looks like he’s sick, not healthy. But he looks really good in Toronto. He’s got some color, he’s got some suits that fit, and he looks like the big player of Toronto.

Anyway, it seems like Machine Gun Preacher was well-received last night, getting a standing ovation from the audience. The real Sam Childers was at the screening, and he gave the whole film the thumbs-up too, and The Mail reports that after the showing, G-But said, “Let’s go get a drink.” Still, I was looking through some of this morning’s reviews for the film, and they’re not all good. This one from HitFix claims that Butler is starring in (and he produced) a film that boils down to “Godsploitation” – as in, it’s a manipulative story of how faith in a Christian God made this one man a better person, with lots of scenes involving machine guns and bazookas. I suspect that the promotion for this film is going to be a hot mess, with Butler encouraging the American evangelical community to support this film because of the Jesusy message. We’ll see.

Photos courtesy of WENN.