Last night was the premiere of Paul McCartney’s debut ballet, Ocean’s Kingdom. Paul wrote the music for the ballet, and he and all of his friends showed up to support him. Well, some of his friends. Sarah Jessica Parker was one of the big guests, probably because she’s somehow associated with the New York City Ballet… is she on the board? Is she the ballet ambassador? Something like that. Anyway, SJP wore this little lace dress that I feel very strongly about. I feel that this dress is really unattractive, in general, and it’s a damn tragedy on SJP. I mean…you already know how I feel about lace looks in general. So there’s that. And… look, she’s thin, she can pull off lots of different styles, so it’s not like her body looks “gross” in the dress. But it just feels like she’s showing way too much skin, and seriously, why for white lace? Sarah Jessica, you’re 46. Stop with the girlish, virginal, bridal, skin-bearing looks.
Candace Bushnell, author of Sex and the City (the books and the column) was there too. Candace has tweaked her face, correct? AND THOSE SHOES. Not with that dress, bitch.
Christopher Meloni, just because. So cute.
And the man of the hour, Paul McCartney with his fiancée Nancy. They look lovely together.
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