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Paris with a sequin jacket over her head leaving a club in London on 10/24/08. Credit: WENN
When humans travel in space, it isn’t really treated like a diplomatic mission, as we aren’t communicating with other beings. As far as we know. Which is obviously how Paris Hilton was chosen for space flight.
Paris Hilton is scheduled for the native voyage of the Virgin Galactic sub-orbital spaceflight. Flight tests for are now underway and it is thought that the first voyage will happen within the next 18 months. Given how popular she is on earth, Paris has supposedly realized that there is a chance she might get left behind.
She said: “I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back? With the whole light years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over.’”
An estimated 157 people have signed up to take the flight, paying a deposit of US$200,000 for their seat.
Paris has obviously been researching for this trip into space, by watching endless re-runs of Star Trek and Red Dwarf. Does she realize that she’s not actually the first person to go to space?
Since I am insanely jealous of Paris going up into space (I have always wanted to do this, unfortunately the ticket is more than my mortgage) so I’m generously offering to take her ticket. Paris and 157 others paida $200,000 deposit to secure their seat on the flight.
Also said to be joining Paris on the first flight of the commercial Virgin Galactic airlines are Madonna, Tom Hanks, William Shatner and Sigourney Weaver. Paris should have watched more sci-fi television as research – doesn’t she know that Sigourney is the best alien fighter in the world, and that Captain Kirk always gets the girl?
Note by Celebitchy: This is probably a fake quote which originated in one of the parody sites, but of course it got picked up because you could imagine Paris saying this.
Written by Helen
Posted in Madonna, Paris Hilton, William Shatner
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Love your new look with the jacket over your head sweetheart
And what a fantastic idea to send Madonna and Paris Hilton off to outer space!!! Let’s let other lifeforms deal with these creatures from now on
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Gosh, what will happen if she, like, comes back in 3208? OMG, has she discovered time travel? A Goddamn genius is what she is.
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Those are going to be some interesting conversations taking place on that flight… “So this your first time?” A little akward I’d assume….
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Paris is afraid they’ll shove her out the door into a vacous black hole. Oh wait, she should know that wouldn’t work. She is, after all,the biggest black hole of them all.
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And spending 1 million dollars to be shot into space via Virgin *insert laugh here* is her last gasp of being interesting or relevant. It’s now minute 14 in her allotted 15 minutes of fame. Thank the Gods for that.
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The dumb act HAS to be on purpose…….no-one that stupid could have become the success she is
IT’S AN ACT
Marilyn played dumb in public too, it was only after her death that the general public realised she was quite savvy. During her career, like Paris, she was considered a dirty joke
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She shouldn’t be afraid of space, there’s enough it between her ears- and her legs.
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I’d be nervous, too, if I were her. What happens to a vacuum in a vacuum? Well, it’s Paris, so I’m guessing a whole lotta SUCK. Zing!
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Didn’t she have a meltdown in jail because she was supposedly claustrophobic? If so, there’s NO WAY she would consider going on this space flight. She must have faked her claustrophobia back then for sure. I’m telling you, a claustrophoboic person would NEVER go inside a flight to space. Not in 10,000 years!
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Please please please let a sentient computer on the spaceflight go homicidal and eject her out of the airlock.
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I’m just confused as to why she has a jacket over her head when there are paps there who want to take her pic. She NEVER misses a chance to get her picture taken. What the hell is going on here?
Might be one of the signs of the apocalypse. “The supremely vain one will shun the cameras of the paparazzi.” Yeah, I think I read that in the Bible once.
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man i’m jealous… i don’t care that the rich can buy all kinds of crap they have no use for… but when they can buy an amazing experience like this… it really pisses me off…
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I wish TH and SW weren’t on the flight, then I wouldn’t mind if none of them came back.
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Hate to say it but I wouldn’t be at all sad if none of those people came back to earth, well maybe SW but the others, meh and good riddence to MADonna and Paris
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I can’t believe you didn’t mention that the almost older brother douchebag on Malcolm in the Middle was one of the first to drop that deposit. I don’t know where that kid is getting movie producer dough from, but apparently that’s what he does now. I wonder if he’s richer than Frankie?
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