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Here are some new photos of January Jones, out and about in Pasadena. January is like the new poster girl for prenatal yoga. This hussy was ALWAYS at prenatal yoga when she was knocked up, and wouldn’t you know? Her body bounced back instantly after giving birth. Put her on the posters, I swear.
Anyway, I cannot believe the emails and comments I’ve been getting about January and her baby. Jan and her little X-Man (Xander!) were photographed recently, although we didn’t have access to those pics – you can see them here, at INF Daily. Xander looks… like a baby. He barely has any hair, but what’s there looks kind of light brown to me. But too many of you bitches have been yelling at me, claiming that this baby is a ginger, and because Xander is a ginger, that means this baby is half-Fassbender. BITCHES PLEASE.
Now, when January was still gestating, I devoted a lot of time and energy to what I considered the best living blind item of the year. January kept her mouth shut, for better and for worse, and the speculation, blind items and “reports” kept going and going. Sure, I had Michael Fassbender in the running, but it’s widely known that he was boning Zoe Kravitz as soon as he met her on the X-Men: First Class set. Other possibilities named (for better or for worse): James McAvoy, Olivier Platt (ha!), John Slattery, Ashton Kutcher, Kevin Bacon, Bobby Flay and I even threw Jack Nicholson into the running (Jack and January are friendly). But when it came down to it, January’s X-Men director Matthew Vaughn (husband of Claudia Schiffer) was the best candidate, a theory and rumor which he has denied and which his lawyers are prepared to sue over. So, Vaughn (“Crumpets McMoneyDong”) is definitely NOT (cough, cough) the father.
So now that we’ve seen little X, why is everybody trippin’ out and claiming that Fassie MUST be the daddy? Fassie likes dark, passionate, crazy girls, and I truly can’t see him messing around with January’s cold, vanilla bitchery. And the baby isn’t even a ginger – at least, I’m not convinced Xander is a ginger. Yet. But even if he is… um, hello, BOBBY FLAY?
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Written by Kaiser
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Wow….bitch has a lot of baby daddy candidates. I’ll say Chef Flay in the kitchen with a turkey baster…lol!
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JJ’s baby has been linked to EVERYONE. I have a theory, that she is not releasing the name of the baby daddy so that all the dudes who humped her and dumped her will be sweating over whether it is their baby….
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I thought the running guess at this stage was James Marsden as the daddy because his wife filed for divorce? or Ashton kutcher because of another blind item (can’t remember where i read that one though)
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Too bad Mad Men isn’t considered an action show cause JJ would have been a good answer for the Lainey blind item.
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Not revealing it is the smart thing. It makes her look better and keeps people talking about her.
Am also glad she didn’t name him February.
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Uh huuuhhh, she’s keeping quiet about the daddy because she DOESN’T KNOW who the daddy is!
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Lala:
James Marsden and JJ was not in the same X-men movie.
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I think a good way to find the right baby daddy would be to eliminate all the possible contestants who are not currently in a relationship. That is the only reason I can imagine that there is all this secrecy.
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@Nonny – That’s a good point!
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@flan: lol
January has the right to privacy. I like her.
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my daily fix of JJ baby drama. yay!
i sent you a blind yesterdy about how it might be AK’s.
what do you think?
BTW, all the blake L and ryan thing is here!
omg what a slut!
http://www.youknowyouloveme.org/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=1858
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The only thing I want to know is that James McAvoy is not involved in any of this, because that would just make him the world’s biggest moron.
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There was a great blind about her & Ashton Kutcher on D-Listed yesterday…
http://www.dlisted.com/2011/10/17/blind-items-i-guess-you-guess
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Jessica Alba’s baby has ginger hair…is Michael Fassbender the father of that baby? *Rolls eyes*. Sometimes your hair colour changes. I was born with blonde hair…then it changed to brown sometime around the age of three. One of my best friends was born with red hair…it changed to blonde.
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Ashton Kutcher is now rumoured to be the father.
There is a blind item stating that Ashton had a 1 night stand with an ex (JJ is an ex) and Demi knew about it & is convinced Ashton is the father. Apparently they tried to pay off/blackmail the pregnant woman to terminate but she didnt. Demi is now poss filing 4 divorce after all of Ashtons hook ups!
Kind of believe this as it all fits! Blind Gossip has the blind if ur interested.
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xanDER fassbenDER
that is all
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@Flan: It keeps people talking about her, yes – but as that [insert misogynistic pejorative term] who’s (allegedly) boinked a football team of (often married) men. Hardly the stuff a little girl’s childhood dreams are made of, and while she’s obviously entitled to her privacy, she’s chosen a career where she’s definitely not going to get it.
Personally I’m hoping it’s Ashton’s – the kid will at least be cute and the fallout would be EPIC!
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So Ashton could have a love child (wasn’t that a Star cover?)just not that Sara chick’s…hmmm.
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“cold, vanilla bitchery”
What a hilariously accurate description of what seems to be her personality!
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The Ashton things kind of makes sense, then again didn’t she drag his name through the mud not long ago by bringing up him saying she’d never succeed as an actress back when they were a couple? Who knows. I do like her on Mad Men but the whole thing is shady, a thirtysomething woman seemingly only into married/attached dudes, even getting knocked up by them, is just weird behaviour. I think she has killed her career. I don’t really care, as long as it’s not McAvoy, he and his wife are so cute together.
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@Ruby Red Lips, I joined ship of speculation! It adds up!
Michael Fassbender doesn’t seem to be the kind of guy to not come forward and claim the baby as his. Or she may have forbid him from revealing he is the father, or he does know at all.
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I doubt it would be such a secret if it were Fassbender
‘s kid.
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That ain’t fassy’s baby. Sorry, what woman in her right mind rhymes the first name with the last name? Even kinda rhymes it. vanilla ice queen got a sperm donor, an anonymous one.
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Kaiser don’t go and get upset about that silly bitch and her baby. You need to stay calm and relaxed so that when you and Michael get married and have your children you can have an easy pregnancy and not be worried that he got other baby mamas running around.
Please chile every knows that Michael would not put his dick in such a chilly place he is not trying to have his dick freeze off.
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She did bounce back quick! I also think the baby is Matthew Vaughan–he has status, money and is regarded as being talented. I think this was a big reasons she kept the baby, and also because she’s of a certain age and probably figured, “Now or never.” If it was Ashton’s…um, how embarrassing! But it would never come out, Demi wouldn’t want that humiliation.
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Since everyone is speculating I’m throwing Benicio Del Toro into the ring. Sure I have no proof that they’ve even met, but she looks like his type. Maybe she found out the Kim Stewart was also pregnant by him and felt embarrassed and didn’t want to be seen as just another one of his baby mamas, so she’s keeping mum on the father’s identity.
Anyway, as long as it’s not James McAvoy I don’t care.
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She’s probably being paid extremely well for her silence. It’d be pretty awesome if she kept a hatefuck baby.
Cold, vanilla bitchery sounds delicious.
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sperm donnor!!!!
this damned “story” is the definitive example that the blind items (and OMG i like him) are rumors,speculations and just bullshits because actually there are 3 differents blind items about 3 different dads (a director,a divorcing actor and a married ex)
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What about this blind item from lainey yesterday…it has to be her! maybe? but it says the wife caught them fooling around recently…this is interesting
http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/21573/Action-Homewrecker-blind-riddle
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The father is totally James Marsden. A former X-Men star. His wife just filed for divorce, and in my opinion Xander looks like James.
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I didn’t realize Kevin Bacon was on the list. Are we just including every man she’s worked with who doesn’t seem obviously not-down-for-that? No one ever suggests Jon Hamm – a sentiment I agree with, but I’m not sure why James McAvoy always seems to be mentioned as an option, because you think he’d be out for similar reasons.
JJ doesn’t seem like the type who would go for Ashton. I see her as the type to want someone older and more established, or at least not a silly poptart like Ashton — he is perceived as less legitimate than she is, and I’m saying this with full awareness of her acting ability limitations.
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@googlyeyes The answer for that blind is Maggie Q from Nikita. She’s hooked up with a married-with-a-baby-Dolly-Grip from the show’s crew.
Lainey revealed the answer at her last SMUT party in Vancouver.
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i didnt understand why every one was even talking abou this girl, then i saw the Unkown ( thanks netflix) and OMG this girl cant act her way out of a paper bag. I saw Xmen and maybe because she was up against the likes of Zoe Kravits her acting was not that bad. But when paired with ppl who have real talent this girl suck major ass! As for her baby daddy drama, Kudos to her for not turning it into a big production ( cough bey/bey cough). Any i hope the baby belongs to a lowly production assistant and can have a normal life.
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I *do* think that baby has ginger hair. Whether or not Fassbender is the daddy, I wouldn’t rule him out. She may not be his type, but would he not hit it if given the opportunity? I don’t think he and Zoe were ever exclusive, so it’s possible.
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Thanks sugar malone! This one was really bothering me…i don’t know much about maggie Q I would have never guessed, is her show really such a hit?? wow what a b**c, sounds just as vapid a JJ.
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@Marianne – you are right about changing hair color. My 13 yr old neice has shiny blond hair but I have plenty of pics of her as a baby with red hair. so unless this baby looks like one of these dudes I am going to hold out on who the baby daddy is.
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Good god, I thought she was Britney Spears in the first photo.
She’ll probably do a Linda Evangelista and out him when she files for outrageous child support after acting jobs dry up.
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This January bitch needs a big “ho sit down” first of all what 30 year old does not know how to go to Planned Parenthood before or after you get into trouble. This ho just wanted a baby cuz she damn sure can’t keep a man to marry and have one with. Hussy! Not you Kaiser but this ice blond chick trying to stir up some bullshit about that innocent baby. Years ago this type of shit would not be tolerated she would have had to leave town and then adopt her own baby as a single mom if she wanted to keep it yeah in know that was back in the 30′s but this single mom shit has gotten out of hand with these actresses and now the father may be a married man. We will see how silent she is after all her acting jobs dry up that bitch will sing like a canary when she realizes that shit ain’t funny.
Now if we find out she got pregnant due to artificial insemination please disregard all I posted due to low blood sugar. Thanks in advance
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Non gingers can have a ginger baby.
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Minnie Driver did not generate all this commentary when she refused to identify the father of her baby. She still refuses. Why all this furore over January then?
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No one has mentioned Jon Hamm. They exude so much heat onscreen and he seems quite indifferent to his longtime girlfriend.
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Maybe she has not named the donor because she does not want to deal with shared custody or to battle it out in court like Halle Berry.
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Fassie likes dark, passionate, crazy girls, and I truly can’t see him messing around with January’s cold, vanilla bitchery.
Kaiser, you rock!
That was seriously funny, lol.
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still think it’s MV – bet he doesn’t sue in the end
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Cold Vanilla Bitchery is a new flavor by Baskin n Robbins it contains: One scoop of Vanilla ice cream, oreo cream ribbon and marshmallows. That is as cold and vanilla as they could get.
Yes bitches I created that for the contest so don’t go copying!!
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Ginger does come from the paternal side, but it skips a generation. So, ginger dad does not equal ginger child.
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Red hair does not come from the father’s side, nor does it skip a generation. In MOST cases, both parents have to had a red headed gene (it’s a recessive trait). While both parents have to be carriers, neither one may actually have red hair. In my case, neither my mother nor father had red hair but I do.
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I think she hasnt divulged the daddys’ name because she is shopping around for the best deal. She knows she cant act, so that is the only way she can make some money. I have seen icebergs with more feeling.
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She had a lot of names on her dance card. Where’s Maury Povich when you need him?
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OMG, I seriously thought that was Shitney. Anyway, I find this hilarious. Horny men with little to no self control will NEVER learn. It is one thing to cheat on your wife but to be so dumb to not wear a condom is out of this world stupid. And, of course, he won’t take any responsibility for any of this mess. This cold, vanilla bitch didn’t make him stick his bare cock in her, so please don’t act like he is blameless. Idiots…all of them. Why do these ppl even bother with marriage?
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I can’t stand her because it would seem she has a yen for married men. Selfish and cold.
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When they boy is big enough we will be able to pick out features to see who comes closest to being the baby daddy.
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OMG. Maybe people will stop talking about JJ’s baby-daddy drama if bloggers stop posting about it (especially if the content doesn’t reveal anything but speculation and pointless hypotheses).
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I’m just shocked that lainey’s reveal for that blind is Maggie Q. I never got vibe from her.
As for Jones’ baby dada, as long as it’s not McAvoy, i don’t care. I would be so disappointed in him if it was. And it’s really not anyone’s business anyway. though, Jones’ does have a wierd aura around her that’s really off-putting.
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The tricky thing is there’s no appearance common factor to the men she’s been linked with. Ashton Kutcher and Bobby Flay? The only commonality is that they’re jerks who cheat.
So back to Matthew Vaughn then.
I also think it’s suspicious that Claudia Schiffer suddenly reactivated her modelling career after years of dressing like a Frankfurt hausfrau in London. I’m guessing she’s trying to look like the teen boy wish fulfillment her husband first fell in love with.
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Sperm Donor- why can’t she just admit it? Ain’t nothing wrong with that.
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podzol makes a good point, even ladies you don’t happen to like have to go outside. Good thing my sister and brother-in-law didn’t move into their current home until after they had their babies, they lived across the street from the hospital at which they were both born, and if memory serves with of the pre and post-natal check-ups, they were there pretty much constantly for a few months. Unless you want to be labelled as a vampiric cavern mummy, groceries, fresh air, innoculations, Mommy And Me (or ‘One Capable, Informed, Loving and Good Mother Shores Up Her Predictions For Future Munchausen By Proxy Candidates And I Also Spy A Bunch Of Bottle-Feeding Selfish Impatient Abusers Who Already Really Need A Scared Straight Session Down At CPS As Far I Can Tell’ outings) and MMA tournaments wait not for the detested. Fonzworth Bentley made a stab at dignity by realizing he’s not actually Jeeves, but still doesn’t have enough to get rid of that dumbass nom de plume, so his valet services are a moot point.
And as tsktsk said, if Prime Suspect is the guy, he had a choice. This is Geek Love, there aren’t larger, more radioactive forces at work so I don’t see why she should have to wear the dubious skank crown on her own. Whoever it is, it doesn’t make sense to leave one party holding the proverbial amniotic sac while running background checks on every Y-chromoszone in Hollywood. I don’t see who benefits from the witchhunt. I know she’s never going to win an Oscar but I what does that have anything to do with a grown-ass man being too much of an idiot to know how his own penis works, married or not. I mean, what’s this sympathy for the daddy stuff, as if she’s Zeus. If papa is married, that’s horrible behaviour on her part, disgusting. But holy frijoles, when then that become grounds for capital punishment over having a child out of your own wedlock?
It doesn’t even matter, sins of the father, and so forth. Yikes, she should’ve just named him Stigma. However, no kid has even been absolved of the crime of having had parents, so he’ll get his set of nosy questions from under-sensitives adults because it’s part of life and something kids all encounter. If you say that’s not the case then I would applaud your faith in the hearts of us all but still conclude that you just haven’t been paying enough attention.
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I love January Jones and Y’all are just jealous ’cause you’ve never modeled nor acted, nor were you ever asked to. She plays the part of a cold bitch very well on Mad Men and can hold her own with Jon Hamm who is one of the hottest men on the planet. Even if Ashton is the baby daddy…I pray Jon Hamm steps in and helps her raise her adorable baby. Jon please dump your Old grlfriend
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If Michael Fassbender would like to do another dark, passionate crazy girl, I’ll leave the door unlocked.
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Ok so I know Fassy dated Lenny Kravitzs’ daughter and his other girlfriend was half black, but has he like, said he only dates black girls? Or “exotic girls” as many seem to put it. Everywhere I go all I hear is “he only dates dark girls” Or “He’s not dating her, shes too white!”. Just wondering, people seem to know alot about his personal preferences.
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Genetic says Michael Fassbender is not the father.
Here you can see a photo of Xander Jones:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2011/10/january-jones-xander-first-pictures.jpg
1. You may notice that his eyes are pretty dark for a new born.
Michaels eyes are blue/grey.
Januarys eyes are blue as well.
Xanders eyes are brown.
2. Now the hair color.
I don’t know who said he’s ginger?
I’m ginger and Xander is brunette.
Michael is ginger/blond and January is blond.
Blond and red is a recessive hereditary trait.
Brown is a dominant hereditary trait.
And knowledge of human nature says Michael Fassbender is not the father as well.
1. Michael loves children! He loves everything that looks cute.
He has such a positive relationship with his parents and his sister.
If he would be the father of Xander everybody would know.
He would want to be named in the birth birth certificate of Xander but Jones did not name tha father in the BC.
2. Why would it be necessary to hide the fathers baby when it’s Michael.
He is single and Jones is single.
There is no reason!
I guess it’s Kutcher.
Jones got pregnant and suddenly Kutcher wife wants the divorce.
coincidence? No!
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