Beyonce is already spending crazy cash on her (allegedly) baby girl

fp_8075972_beyonce_cwny_00_05

These are photos of Beyonce in NYC this week – I think they’re from Monday (the black pants & blue shirt) and Tuesday (the fug acid-trip blouse). I’m so tired of talking about the state of her bump, so can I just ignore it today? Please? You can talk about it if you want, just leave me out of it.

This week’s tabloids are full of Bey & Jay information, especially about their baby-to-be. According to In Touch Weekly, they know they’re having a girl, and Bey is having a blast shopping for her little princess:

We know that Beyonce and Jay-Z already know the sex of their baby, and now close friends have spilled the beans to In Touch magazine — it’s a girl!

“Beyonce is thrilled she’s having a daughter,” a friend confided.

Although friends say the couple would be happy to have a boy or girl, Beyonce had secretly hoped for a daughter!

“She and her mother are so close, and she’s wanted to have that relationship with her own child,” the friend explained.

The star can’t wait to have a mini-Beyonce, and she’s eager to start playing dress up with her baby. So eager, she’s been going on expensive shopping sprees according to the mag!

“Her family’s afraid there won’t be anything left to buy for the baby shower in December!” the friend joked.

It’s been reported that the couple are building a 2,200 square foot nursery, and they’ll need that space if Beyonce keeps buying baby items from stores ranging from Gap to Gucci! She’s even asked her mom Tina to design the nursery room, and her friend revealed that the singer spent more than $100,000 on a round crib, changing table and other furnishings!

However, Jay-Z has one request for the room — a Yankees mobile! “Jay-Z wants a Yankees mobile hanging above the crib,” the friend said. “He’s a huge Yankees fan and wants to share that with his child — boy or girl.” Beyonce’s agreed. “She caved on that demand, since he’s letting her select everything else,” the friend laughed.

Beyonce’s life has definitely been taken over by the pregnancy. A friend said she’s had pregnancy cravings for Popeyes chicken and ice cream with hot chili sauce! And she turned to Gwyneth Paltrow for advice about morning sickness — the actress told her to lay loose diamonds on her belly!

In Touch also reports that they’ve picked their new daughter’s godparents! The lucky girl will have Gwyneth for a godmother and Kanye West for her godfather.

[From Holly Baby]

Loose diamonds on the belly as a cure for morning sickness? FOR REAL? Of course that came from Gwyneth. I’m surprised Goop’s “home remedies” don’t involve albino elephant tusks and clubbing baby seals. And Gwyneth for godmother? We’ll never hear the end of that if it happens. “My dear best friend Beyonce and my goddaughter Jayonce Gwynonce are coming to visit me in Gstaad! We’re going to rub diamonds on ourselves!”

Other bits and pieces from this week’s tabloids: According to Life & Style, Beyoncé and Jay-Z have a $500,000 Mercedes-Benz minivan that is “more like a private jet” than a car. It has Wi-Fi, leather seats, desks and a flat-screen TV. And a shower, within a full bathroom. So it’s not so much a minivan as a gigantic trailer.

Also, Beyoncé and Jay-Z are organizing and decorating three “superchic” baby nurseries for their homes in Miami, Manhattan and Scarsdale. Star Mag claims that each nursery is running about $250,000 each. A source says, “Beyonce wants 18k gold trim on everything. The crib is like a mini four-poster bed with silk curtains, and they’re going to town with the cashmere throws. Plus, there’s a top-of-the-line sound system with an iPod dock so they can play the baby nursery rhymes, and a flat-screen TV that comes down from the ceiling. With the help of their decorator, they’ve picked a mixture of calming tones and colors, combined with some serious glamour!” And Gwyneth strikes again - “The nurseries will be identical, so no matter which home they are in the baby will feel at ease — which was completely Gwyneth Paltrow’s idea!” Oh, and Jay-Z wants to do a baby wear line for his Roc Kids clothing line.

Oh, and Bey has another new music video. Here’s “Party”. Her wigs go from “good” to “OMG, WTF?”

fp_8075974_beyonce_cwny_02_05

wenn5744091

fp_8075975_beyonce_cwny_03_05

wenn5744089

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

 

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

42 Responses to “Beyonce is already spending crazy cash on her (allegedly) baby girl”

Comments are Closed

We close comments on older posts to fight comment spam.

  1. annie says:

    “My dear best friend Beyonce and my goddaughter Jayonce Gwynonce are coming to visit me in Gstaad!”

    ROFL! :D

  2. Eleonor says:

    I don’t want to know what does Beyonce means for chic.

  3. Tierra says:

    thats going to be one spoiled pillow

  4. someone says:

    this is the #1 reason why celebrities are overpaid. dear god…

  5. tapioca says:

    @Rose: I like your thinking! So Jay-Z knocks up one of his side-pieces and Beyonce takes the opportunity to have a boob job, then pretends to be pregnant so everyone thinks her new curves are all natural? Such Machiavellian cunning.

    @Eleonor: Beyonce’s idea of chic = House of Dereon. Poor kid!

  6. Samigirl says:

    …I really dislike her mothers designs. I wouldn’t agree to let her design my nursery, even if she was buying everything for me!

  7. Kiki says:

    “My dear best friend Beyonce and my goddaughter Jayonce Gwynonce” – I could barely pull myself together after this to read the rest. I really wished Prince Will and Kate would produce an heir so Beyonce could sit the eff down for a second. Otherwise, we will never hear the end of this.

  8. Elizabeth says:

    I shuddered when I read that B’s mom would be designing the nursery. Based on the dreadful clothing line that B & her mom “design”, the nursery will likely look like the perfect home for a trashy little ho. Poor baby!

  9. Kitten says:

    …a Yankees mobile? Awful.

  10. Jennielee says:

    I have to say I tried a lot of morning sickness cures…but loose diamonds on the belly wasn’t one of them. Damn I bet it would have worked.

  11. Quest says:

    I have to say that the double sided tape in the video is working overtime with Bey hootie-mama outfits. The person who is in charge of that should be paid a bonus

  12. Poison Ivy says:

    Dammit! Why can’t I ever watch the music clips that are postet.

    Where do I live, in f*cking NARNIA?!?!

  13. NM9005 says:

    My god, these people have all the money to buy whatever they wish for, yet when I hear the styling of the nursery “tacky” comes to mind. Babies shit, cry and eat. No need for an over the top nursery, baby don’t care!

    That baby will have it’s own recording studio by the time it hits 2, an album by 3, 2 films by 7 and an own documentary narrating it’s life by 10. She’ll be slamming her Louboutin kids heels all over Hollywood!

  14. Mojoman says:

    With all this crazy attention towards princess gwyonce, basement baby must feel so dejected right now.

  15. Dee says:

    Well, someone has to say it: why is she so white?! Dang Bey,the tweaking wasn’t enough?

  16. Tina says:

    Is she going to name her Pillow Knowles Z or Cushion Knowles Z? BTW her latest album was flap. Why is she making all these videos?

  17. madpoe says:

    So is she using a pink pillow now too to up the bump?

  18. Rachel says:

    that baby is not going to be cute…

  19. kristipistol says:

    I guess they will be christening her in virgins blood as well……ridiculous

  20. mel says:

    She definitely got a boob job. Her boobs were never that big before. Now I really dont think she’s preggars.

  21. serena says:

    I hope the baby girl doesn’t turn out with Jay-z’s face.

  22. Alphabitch says:

    “I hope the baby girl doesn’t turn out with Jay-z’s face.”

    yeah, lets pray for that altogether! Now!

  23. TheEntreprWife says:

    Couldn’t finish the video because the song was so bad, but LMFAO at Beyonce in a trailer park after reading this post.

  24. chickieboo says:

    WHY DO PREGNANT WOMEN CONTINUE TO WEAR SUCH HIGH HEEL SHOES? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE WOMAN STUMBLED AND FELL?

  25. Forever says:

    @ Tierra oh my god I’m lol so much….

  26. sosuzy says:

    This is going to be such a long and annoying pregnancy….

  27. yes please says:

    where would beyonce be without her weave

  28. DarkEmpress says:

    “My dear best friend Beyonce and my goddaughter Jayonce Gwynonce are coming to visit me in Gstaad!”

    That is f*cking hilarious!

    The minivan is actually pretty amazing:
    http://www.nickcannon.com/post/beyonce-new-mercedes-van

    I dont see the need to decorate all the nurseries in the exact same way. It is ridiculous to think it would be jarring for the baby to be in 3 differently decorated rooms. Mamma Tina’s “put rhinestones on it” decor style will be jarring all by itself! Hopefully, she wont be making the baby clothes, otherwise little Jayonce Gwynonce will be in gold lamé outfits and her two other playmates will be in slightly less shiny and bedazzled coordinating outfits.

    All the hooplah aside, Beyonce looks genuinely happy! Good for her.

    Also, I love everything about the party video and the song itself.

  29. Roma says:

    @chickieboo: Don’t worry, if Beyonce fell the pillow baby would break her fall.

  30. skinanny says:

    Over Kill……so boring………

  31. Miffits says:

    Jeyonce!!! Hee hee!

    Loose diamonds, eh? Don’t know how that works for Beyonce’s morning sickness but it made me vomit everywhere.

  32. Pyewacket says:

    I had no idea women still wore nails like that in this day and age. Tacky!

  33. cc23 says:

    That just looks like a budget Rhianna video to me. . .

  34. Jover says:

    The comments are too good I’m tired off this overrated overpaid fake famewhore – does anyone truly think her songs/vids show the slightest bit of imagination let alone art. Her head is so far up her golden arse she can see daylight at both ends. How ironic this cd is tanking so she talks preggo bouncy the “artist” yields to bouncy the earth mother Good God.

  35. tinypie says:

    she cant even fake this party scene she cant do traylor park neighborhood stuff.

  36. JaneWonderfalls says:

    What I’m curious about is how is she able to walk in six inch hills if she’s due in February????? I know every one’s pregnancy is different but it does weigh on the body to some extent, no puffiness around the face etc.

  37. zarasanderson says:

    ok, so this is my first time commenting, i don’t normally bother, but i felt i HAD to make one point.

    has anyone, and i mean ANYONE, ever seen a pregnant woman who was 5/6 months along sit down the way beyonce did in that collapsing bump video? i wouldnt normally fuel this crap, but im amazed that no-one has noticed it?! (unless they have and i’m just blind…) Every pregnant woman that far along i have ever seen, do not bend forward that way when they go to sit down……..justsayin

  38. BerMan says:

    Whether she is or isn’t ….what Lady Beyonce has going does not look normal or natural . A pregnant belly is never perfectly round and smooth. Her photos shows exactly that ! hmmmm. I’m sure she’s loving all the media exposure. Feeding and starving the masses.

  39. crtb says:

    that baby is not going to be cute…

    Yes it is and not using JayZ’s sperm. She is not pregnant. Your face fills out when you are pregnant. Your neck thinkens, In Black people, your neck gets dark. You waddle when you start to get big. No way can you walk in six in heels. You can no longer dye your hair when you are pregnant. Where are her roots? There are just so many changes that happen when you get preggo. Do you remembe what Pink looked like? You swell up. Did you see Mariah?

  40. hubbahubba says:

    every pregnancy is different. I sat the same way as Beyonce did in the video at 5 months and even up to six months, even though it was pretty uncomfortable. I also have seen some women wear heels when they were halfway through their pregnancy. I also didn’t swell up till I was seven months pregnant, although like Beyonce, my breasts did go bigger.