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Grimy Joe Francis seems to have no idea that the rest of the world thinks he’s a disgusting slime ball. Just looking at his hideous face gives me the shivers. Joe is constantly mouthing off about how imperfect everyone else is, especially Samantha Ronson. Joe has decided that Samantha is a terrible human being, even though he’s pretty much the lowest thing around. He’s said that Samantha is terrible for girlfriend Lindsay Lohan and that she’s a “wretched woman.”
THE bitterness between Joe Francis and Samantha Ronson that erupted at the VMA Awards last month is getting worse. On today’s “Tyra Banks Show,” the “Girls Gone Wild” czar calls Lindsay Lohan’s deejay girlfriend “very jealous. Samantha tried to start a fight with me. I care about Lindsay – she’s not gay. She’s being controlled by this . . . wretched woman, this Samantha.”
Told by Page Six of Francis’ cracks, Ronson fumed: “I think he’s one of the more disgusting human beings in the world because of what he does . . . He’s a [bleep]bag.” Ronson says when Francis approached their table during a VMA party, “He said hello to Lindsay and looked over at me as if I wasn’t a human being. He’s got no manners.” On her blog a few weeks back, Lohan ranted, “Joe Francis has no place in saying anything about Samantha . . . especially after all the [bleep] he has done.” Ronson told us: “He should find something else to talk about.”
[From Page Six]
Sorry Joe, but as long as you’re the pathetic waste you are, no one cares what you think. In fact going off on anyone would make me like them more than if you’d held you tongue and never commented in the first place. There is no greater endorsement of your character than to hear the Joe Francis doesn’t like you. That’s like winning the gold medal for awesomeness.
Something tells me the only reason Joe doesn’t like Samantha is that she’s too smart to show him her boobs.
Here’s Joe Francis and his super high boxers at Eva Longoria’s restaurant “Beso” in Hollywood on October 10th. Images thanks to Fame.

Written by JayBird
Posted in Feuds, Joe Francis, Samantha Ronson


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he’s a never-nude.
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*barf*
That girl in the header pic looks like she’s about 15 years old. F-cking disgusting sleazy barfing dirtball.
And the Sam Ronson quote? “He’s a [bleep]bag.” What curse was bleeped? Sh-t? D-ck? C-nt?
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Asshole. Now he’s someone who should never go out without a bodyguard!
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It’s hard to tell if they are super high boxers or really, really low cut jeans. He’s a wee fellow anyway so I’m pretty sure this doesn’t help.
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He is just jealous cause Lindsay is with Samantha.They are a few stories about him being afraid of Samantha,bahabahbah.He keeps on talking about them like ML.
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Kaiser – I’d say shitbag. Sleazebag’s too nice and ‘shit’ is the only other commonly-used swear word that goes with bag. But shitbag’s still too kind for this rancid, waste-of-space f*ckwit.
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@G, yeah, I thought sh-tbag or d-ckbag were the easiest choices. But I had my fingers crossed for c-ntbag.
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Joe Francis has no right to call anyone else “wretched.” He is a disgusting human being, and I wish he would go back to jail.
And I do like Sam better now that I find out that Joe”rapes underage drunk girls”Francis doesn’t. Someone please punch him in his stupid face!
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yeah this guy looks like an ugly overexaggerated caricature of himself… like the pictures they make at magic mountain with the exaggerated features… what a turd…
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I think it was douche bag
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In other words, she told him NO.
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Funny, Kai ser, that you should say that because I actually knew a girl that he dated in high school (we had mutual acquaintances) who was 16 when he started dating her. He would fly her around on his private jet and everything. GROSSS!!
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Is it just me or are his teeth in the header pic blinding others as well?
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Did’nt Jennifer Aniston take John Mayer to Joe’s house when they first started dating? I am an aniston fan, but got a little leery when i heard of this. Joe Francis is a user of women, come on,Kim Kardashian here, hello!!! She’s one of closest friends, so again, HELLO!!!!!
Who is this idiot? Does he do anything for society except film girls doing their nasty crap? Does that make him a real man? NOT!!!
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who honestly gives a crap?
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Seriously, the girl in the picture looks like she’s either his daughter or granddaughter. She couldn’t be more than 15-16.
Wasn’t he in jail for getting under age girls to take off their clothes?
So, he’s some kind of pedaphile, or what? Why doesn’t he focus on women his own age?
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Oh my god, he IS a nevernude! How ironic.
The girl in the picture with him is obviously young, but what’s even more worrisome is that she’s wearing a smug look that says, “Look who I’M with.” Yeah, sweetie. You’re with a dude who served prison time for getting teenagers drunk and filming them naked. Congratulations…now turn around and run away.
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For some reason, his gleaming white teeth creep me out the most.
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you guys are all douche bags for caring this much to write that cruel of things about one person. who gave you all the right to judge? and unless you are jelous, why do you guys care what he does with his life? you all need to do some growing up and learn to not judge, it’s just rude and immature
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I saw the two of them at dinner about 3 nights ago at Katsuya! They seemed very very into each other and happy -holding hands, kissing- definitely dating.
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