Michael Fassbender is Fassdongy in Berlin: gorgeous or methy?

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Sigh… it’s a good day. New Michael Fassbender photos! Praise Jesus. Fassie was in Berlin for the premiere of A Dangerous Method. Alas, his hot partner in dong, Viggo Mortensen, was not at the premiere – it was just Fassie, David Cronenberg and some assorted German celebrities. Sidenote: Can I just say? Showtime has been playing Inglourious Basterds on an endless loop lately, and I keep getting stuck watching all of the Fassie parts. He was so pretty and wonderful in that film. I love him so much.

Anyway, last night he was wearing this great blue suit and tie. Dark colors work so much better on him than silvers, greys or even white. The last time I saw Fassie in a white t-shirt, I thought he looked methy. But even then, I wasn’t complaining. I love how many new photos there are of Fassie lately. I can’t wait for the American premieres of A Dangerous Method and Shame – those premieres should be coming in the next month. GAH! How will I be able to function?

Speaking of Shame, Fassie just got nominated for Lead Actor for a British Independent Film Award. Carey Mulligan got nominated too. Which leads me to wonder… when the nominations are being handed out in America, and the Oscar campaigns really begin in earnest, will people put any money behind Fassie to get him an Oscar nomination for Shame? The safer bet might be Best Supporting Actor (or lead?) for A Dangerous Method, but Shame is coming into the awards season with all of the buzz, and I bet you ten dollars Fassie gets a Golden Globe nomination for lead actor in a Drama for Shame. Sigh… Fassie on more red carpets! Seriously, how will I function?

I’m adding a few photos from the London Film Festival that I didn’t get around to using before. The photo where he’s looking soulful and slightly earnest (and dirty) while looking directly into the camera…? That’s why I love him. Because he is capable of giving me so much pleasure just with that expression that is part lust, part smirk, part naked earnestness. Jesus Christ, I love this man. I will totally marry him someday.

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  1. ShanKat says:

    A Dangerous Meth Head.

  2. Elvynn says:

    Methy!
    He is meh, too famous. I was his fan during Hex’s time. But i will admit he is great actor.

  3. Talie says:

    For as young as he is, he looks beat to shit. That face won’t look so rugged in ten years.

  4. gee says:

    For me, he’s an ‘in action’ kind of hot. He’s great in movies, not so much in the still.

  5. francesca says:

    meth mouth! those teeth!

  6. Jane says:

    Ugh, this gross POS. I can´t believe people are fawning over him when he has a pretty valid domestic violence accusations hanging over his head. Sad world.

  7. Sara says:

    Can’t believe he is younger than Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Phillipe, and Leo DiCaprio.

  8. Fannie says:

    He is an outstanding actor and so handsome. Women who prefer those clean cut boring Hollywood types of course don’t like him.

    This video from rolling stone magazine behind the scenes of a photoshoot show it:

    http://www.rollingstone.com/videos/new-and-hot/michael-fassbender-discusses-his-starring-roles-20111031

  9. Bellydancer says:

    If he keeps wearing those blue suits I’m going to start calling him the “Fassbanker”

  10. Lyn2 says:

    Jane: I didn’t know a person is guilty of a crime without a proof.

  11. lonnie golightly says:

    Is it just me or does Fassbend(meov)er seem like he gives CRAZY good oral?

  12. Jane says:

    @Lyn2

    No shit.

    I read up on it, and since my vag is not making decisions for my brain I came to the conclusion that it is impossible for me to dismiss his ex-girlfriends claims like some people gladly do.

  13. UKHels says:

    he has a twinkle in his eye – I like that

    feel that about a lot of the European actors as opposed to the american ones, they just seem to have a bit more SOMETHING about them

    have introduced my friend (who is hot for ginge) to the Fassdong, she’s on board

  14. Jb says:

    Methy? Y’all are smoking crack! He is heavenly. I think bleached teeth are for Ryan Seacrest, tyvm.

  15. k says:

    I am also really struggling with the allegations against him. There are lots of reasons why these types of things aren’t “proven,” such as when the woman is threatened and highly pressured to keep silent. He does take my breath away (save the teeth), but I still have my fish-eye on him.

  16. NancyMan says:

    Dog, you seriously need to visit your Dentist.

  17. CJ says:

    What are the allegations? I’m super on board with the Fass, kinda like that he hasn’t run out and got vaneers, but if he’s really an abuser that would kill it for me.

  18. Alexis says:

    @Sara, I’m with you on the other two (Ryan Reynolds really looks young for 35! He and Blake look around the same age, and that’s a compliment to him.), but I can totes believe Fassbender is younger than Leo. Leo looks puffy, doesn’t have good skin, and is balding.

  19. Eve says:

    About the allegations of abuse (apparently he and his girlfriend had a fight and he bit her)…if I’m not wrong, she accused him of battery, then later on dropped the charges and dismissed the request for a restraining order against him.

    Here’s the thing: as there isn’t material evidence against him, we have a “he says, she says” type of situation. So if we want to cut him some slack and believe he’s uncapable of doing that or that he could be an abuser, it’s entirely up to us. The two (takes on their relationship can’t be right at the same time) and only time will tell.

  20. LucyOriginal says:

    He does not look old in person. I don’t understand why he looks so old in photos. Maybe it is the complexity of fair skin and ginger hair in the light/ photo setting.

  21. Lyn2 says:

    Jane: yep, my vagina wrote that comment,what’s your doing?

  22. MacScore says:

    hunka hunka hunka! He looks gorgeous as ever. Meth teeth my ass. He hasn’t (yet) jumped on the Hollywood vanity train and bleached them to kingdom come. No doubt he will have to at some point but for now, thank god, he just looks – fassdongy!

  23. eve says:

    Yellow teeth, yellow tint skin, and a beat face too much smoking and hard drinking. fail

  24. Rhona says:

    I do not see the appeal, I could find him on any street. He is boring and meh and not star quality.

  25. jackie says:

    He bit the girlfriend with those yellow shark teeth. I hope she didn’t get an infection. yake !

  26. gin says:

    I’d like to see photos of all you beauties here.

  27. La says:

    Awful smile, awful suit.

  28. Nessa says:

    I love this man, but the teeth… yikes.

  29. Turtle Dove says:

    Lyn2 – Hers is coming up with new screen names to make disparaging remarks.

    eve (23) – That name is taken.

    Edit: Fassie looks gorgeous, not methy at all.

    Fannie (8) – Thanks for the link. The music and the sultry way he moved. (swoons)

  30. Eve says:

    @ Turtle Dove (# 29):

    It’s all right, girl. I don’t mind that actually. Also, I might not be the first one here posting as “Eve”.

    There was even a thread about Kate Bosworth where someone posted as “Eve” (with a capital “e”) and I didn’t mind. Mostly because I sort of agreed with what she (whoever was) said there and because I don’t think she was pretending to be me (now, if she had posted using the Stefon gravatar, then started addressing people as if she was me…then I think I’d have been upset).

  31. Turtle Dove says:

    Got your back doll. I think it’s that same person who’s posting over and over anyway, so…. Other blogs are brutal for that and random people scoop a person’s name and post. It’s frustrating, although I do like when CB and Kaiser call people put on it and say who is the same person. LOL. I think that won me over and made me like Celebitchy more than another site.

  32. Eve says:

    @ Turtle Dove:

    And I appreciate it (that you got my back). I also agree that it can be frustrating: I once saw (on another website) someone posting as if he/she was me. But I’ll wait until I feel like picking a fight over a moniker here (which would be a shame because I like “Eve”: it’s short — I’m a lazy bitch — and I can relate to it since my real name is really close to it). It’s also nice to see you can recognize my “commenting” style so if someone ever posts something hateful that doesn’t sound like me (and such person is using the same moniker), I won’t have to jump in order to explain that it wasn’t me posting.

    By the way, I love Celebitchy (the site) for the reason you mentioned too. The multiple posts by the same person was one of the reasons why I stopped commeting on Popsugar’s threads (and why I avoid posting on Justjared too, it’s crazy there).

  33. UKHels says:

    i’m watching x men first class for the first time – he’s speaking french HOT DAMN!

  34. izzyv says:

    Agree with @Jane-

    And if you don’t, check this out:

    http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/45223583.html?page=1#comments

    Sure, there are crazy girls that make up lies but he does strike me as an alcoholic. AND I agree with Jane that many women conveniently look past these types of things if a man is attractive and seducing enough. That’s the world we live in, folks.

  35. JennK says:

    Sadly I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t get a nomination for Shame. I can’t remember the last NC-17 movie got an Oscar nod (I must wiki that). Damn prude Americans! But he is over due for one. The man was AMAZING in Hunger.

  36. T.C. says:

    GORGEOUS. Love how the blue suit matches his eyes. *Swoons*

  37. one of the million of anonymous says:

    I cannot believe I’m getting in the middle of this…:-)
    to izzyv and jane: if he’s guilty, I’ll bring the knife for castration myself..but before we lynch the supposedly-woman-beating bastard, lets read ALL the data that’s been provided, no? I’ve read the link izzyv put up-if you jump to the LAST page you’ll read that his ex did THE EXACT SAME THING to another ex (verified from a couple of sources) AND that HER OWN FATHER said she’s unstable and does this regulary when she gets dumped…so what now? I admit I was repulsed when I read about this and I tried to find out more cause I have no intention of watching films with losers who beat up women but I also enjoy FACTS…and I don’t see a lot of facts being said here so I’m less inclined to damn him to pits of Hell immediately…just my .2 cents *shrugs and wanders off to laugh at all the silly gossip while sipping coffee*

  38. podzol says:

    MF is practically the only one other than David Cronenberg to do press for A Dangerous Method (and Shame); it’s been non-stop since at least August so it’s no wonder that he looks super tired as opposed to methy in most recent pictures. Having followed his career for awhile now, I agree with Eve (19) — loads of people can make comment/have opinions, but it doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a reflection of reality. And for those who are looking forward to Shame, here’s a 3 min clip of him with Nicole Beharie available on the Apple site, and it showcases their chemistry and talent: http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/fox_searchlight/shame/

  39. Camille says:

    Hot.

  40. pato says:

    HOT!! the teeth could be too much coffee and cigarretes.
    he´s a year younger that me???? but he looks 40!!! or I have an image problem and I see myself way younger than I look LOL

  41. Lilly says:

    I read somewhere that there are pictures of fassbender at a premiere or something on the day she said this abuse happened.

    I like that Michael look a little rough, and doesn’t look like your average hollywood actor.

  42. Turtle Dove says:

    JJ can be brutal for comments. I stopped going there too. It’s almost as vicious as Perez for posting sometimes. There seems to be more of a community here. Not everyone agrees and sometimes have snark (which is fun too), but there’s supportive comments too which I find quite nice.

  43. Sue says:

    I visit CB daily just so i can hopefully get a Fassdong fix. As for the yellow teeth, he’s not American. Its common for Europeans not to be freaks about the color of their teeth. His teeth are normal for a smoker. What I find distracting are the bright as Las Vegas teeth Hollywood bobble heads are always flashing. No teeth, absolutely no teeth are naturally white. When did fake become the ‘what everybody should look like.’

  44. posh-toes says:

    Not that I don’t think Fassy is dongtastic at times(I mean check out the first part of Eden Lake). Lately though he looks like a Holocaust survivor. I’m sorry but when Mr.Brownstone comes knocking, just leave him alone.

  45. emmabee says:

    @ podzol – the afi fest site crashed. by the time i got on, the shame tickets were gone (of course). i really want to see this movie now, but i guess we won’t have to wait long. i wanted to watch a dangerous method more than shame at first, but reports that adm is really slow are increasing!

    @ kaiser, i tried to email you, but my emails keep bouncing back…?

  46. mzfilo55 says:

    Not really sure what the big deal with this guy is. His teeth are disgusting in these pictures!!

  47. Susie says:

    Kaiser, the US premiere of A DANGEROUS METHOD was in LA on Oct 19. Only David Cronenberg showed – trust me that I made sure to attend but sadly did not get to meet the Fassdong… who, was promoting SHAME at the London Film Fest the weekend before and A DANGEROUS METHOD the weekend following. Sigh.

    Anyway, his role in DANGEROUS METHOD is a lead one so he prob won’t be eligible for a supporting actor Oscar nom. Since actors can’t be nominated twice in the same category (eg: Ryan Gosling must choose between DRIVE or THE IDES OF MARCH), it appears that Fassie is throwing his weight behind promoting SHAME in the US.

    Speaking of which… I have tickets to the LA premiere on Nov 9! Also on deck for a screening (hopefully with a McQueen/Fassdong/Mulligan Q&A) the day before!

    Next week is my SHAME week – I CANNOT Wait!!!

  48. Linnythepooh says:

    There is nothing wrong with his teeth! At last someone who doesn’t have those awful fake white veneers. His teeth look perfectly normal, but with al the fake around us we seem to forget what normal looks like.

  49. Gelina Whiddon says:

    He is a great actor…really knows how to immerse himself into a character. Take a look at http://www.michaelfassbender.org/filmse.html

    Oh, in the 2nd picture…hot!!!

  50. Aquarius74 says:

    The blue suit is gorgeous, better than the grey one. But he looks so tired, almost sad or something, which makes him a bit plain since still pictures don’t advantage him (go see his videos and watch the difference).

    Anyway he’s so much sexier than Gosling IMO. Gosling is typically the Redford-blonde-type-of-guy-perfect-son-in-law. We had Redford, we had Pitt, we had DiCaprio, and now Gosling. Each decade its Prince Charmant…. but not for me, thanks.

    As for Fassteeth, people who like bright white teeth would be pleased to be introduced to Liz Hurley’s new boytoy Shane Warne. He’s perfect. http://www.smh.com.au/executive-style/culture/freshfaced-warne-denies-facelift-20110419-1dmbv.html
    Nobody has whiter teeth than he has, it even shines in the dark, but nobody looks less manly than he does now. You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

  51. Laura says:

    “Methy.” The guy is just sleep-deprived. It looks to me like he’s happy.
    @Jane – What ‘domestic violence’ charges are you talking about?

  52. Gelina Whiddon says:

    Rhona, if you had seen any of his movies, I am sure you would not have written “I do not see the appeal, I could find him on any street. He is boring and meh and not star quality.”

    Michael Fassbender is far from being “boring and meh and not star quality”, he is one among a rapidly dying breed “great actors”. Which means as an actor, he has the ability to totally become the character he is playing.

    Beauty is as always, in the eyes of the beholder. As far as his looks are concerned, he is tall, fair, solid body and handsome.

    Not gorgeous, not a pretty boy, but totally and completely “handsome”. This is from someone who is not hot for the man, but for his incredible talent as an actor!

  53. MuhreeuhMaria says:

    People, give Fassy a break. He’s a phenomenal actor and painfully sexy. The only reason he looks “tired” and “methy” is because he’s been making a lot of appearances to promote ‘Shame’ and ‘A Dangerous Method.’ Not to mention, he’s one of the most sought out actors now, so he’s working non-stop on new films. Cut the ginger some slack, he’s just really busy.

  54. Ms S says:

    Oh yes he is very attractive indeed, and partly because he truly is great at his job. Leave his teeth alone!

  55. maple says:

    he got thrown out of his own premire in london last night. check out the picture http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/michael_fassbender_kicked_out_of_gaVKC22AeOUWszlCo6745L