In all my life, I would never have imagined that Sean “P Diddy” Combs would ever have any illicit substances served at one of his fancy parties. Certainly not his super posh White Party, which has such specific rules as ladies being waxed and professionally manicured before they show up. But shockingly, Diddy had a plate of special brownies being passed around by waiters. Which was not good news for a desperately hungry Mark Ronson, who hadn’t eaten all day and gobbled three down before he realized something was odd.
MARK Ronson learned to watch what he eats at P. Diddy’s famed White Parties. “I hadn’t eaten all day, and I was starving. They were coming around with this bowl of brownies, and I grabbed three of them and just started scarfing them down,” the deejay tells Paper. After that, “every lyric sounded like it was the Cookie Monster yelling in my ear, and I started feeling really [bleep]y, but I had to play through the set. I couldn’t just go up to Puffy and say, ‘Sorry, I ate a [bleep]-load of hash brownies, I can’t do your White Party.
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Poor Mark. I don’t care what kind of lifestyle you lead or whose party you’re at: when brownies are being passed around by waiters and you’re ravenous, the first place your mind is going to go to probably isn’t pot brownies. Though it sounds like Mark was so hungry he probably wouldn’t care. I love the image of Cookie Monster yelling in his ear. If that doesn’t keep all but the boldest toddler away from drugs I don’t know what will.
Here’s Mark at the Diesel 30th anniversary party held at the O2 arena in London on October 11th. Photographer: Lia Toby. Images thanks to WENN. Header of Mark and Diddy at the Belevedere Vodka Party in May. Images thanks to Fame.
Accidentally? Riiiiiiight. He didn’t notice because he’d had to much of the acid jello.
Hash brownies are the only way one could enjoy being a guest at one of Diddy’s ridiculous homage to himself soiree’s. I’d have eaten a lot more of those than just 3, the entire bowl would be about my speed.
I find it really hard to believe, I’ve eaten dozens of veggie brownies and never noticed any effect from them at all. Of course the veggie part was home grown, probably not as strong as the imported stuff.
Does Diddy (or whatever his name is this week) EVER have his tongue completely inside his mouth?
syko—i’d imagine diddy would pull out all the stops and have some really top notch sticky in there. that’s what i see in my dreams anyway. 😯
Mmmmm brownies 😀
I’ve never been higher in my life than after eating a couple of chronic-laced brownies. Seriously, that sh*t lasted all night and into the next day. Which would have been cool if I was rock star with no responsibilities, but I had to get up early and go to work in that state. Not so fun in the end.
eating your “greens” has a whole different affect on the body.
also, the preparations of the brownies has much to do with the effect. a true professional would make green butter and then bake with that. clarifying the butter provides a great base for the fat soluble canniboids to adhere to and thus eff you up more than just baking the “plant material” into the treats. 😉
mark ronson gets cuter with everything he says haha.
AaaaHAHAH!! @ Devilgirl and Daisy
Dr. grrl– I respectfully disagree, not that clarified butter is bad, but that the true professionals prefer that method. Oil is the way to go, you’re done in 20 minutes, instead of cooking, and then waiting for your butter to re-solidify. I use only homegrown too Syko, it must’ve been the strain you grew.
I’m actually making a batch when I get home today for the Pepper concert tomorrow in Chicago.
Also, I notice that our friend who uses butter– his always tastes like you just put a fat nug in your mouth– I prefer to only feel the effects, not taste it. Maybe his use of butter left a bad taste in my mouth 😉
That cigar in Diddy’s mouth is positively obscene. Talk about an oral fixation —buy a dummy and be done with
So, I’m not really a diddy fan, he seems a little too self important for my taste. but I have to admit, he did just get slightly cooler in my book. YAY! for hash brownies!
I didn’t grow it! I’m innocent, Officer! I just baked the brownies!
8) @what is ever…..
LOL… when i make banana bread with my butter, there is not a strong “green flavor” but a subtle green kiss!
it doesn’t take too long to re-solidify if you pour into smaller batches. and when i’m making butter, i usually find ways to occupy my time. heh heh 8)
any which way sounds great to me!
dr.grrl, I haven’t made any in years, but when I used to make them, I made them with
butter like you do. With the chocolate, you really can’t taste the green much.
I actually feel sorry for Mark, having to work when he was so high.
all i want to know is how i can be invited to one of these parties…
and come on mark, you REALLY think brownies are just passed around for the hell of it at parties?? this isn’t an eighth grade sleepover.