Hot Guy Thanksgiving: Dong for the Holidays

Michael Fassbender & Viggo Mortensen. Some of you think Fassie and Viggo look alike. Some of you think that 53-year-old Viggo looks better/younger than 34-year-old Michael. Some of you don’t even “get” the Fassdong obsession. Come to the dark side, my loves. The Dark Side has well endowed Irish-German hustlers and twinkling blue eyes. The Dark Side will rock your world. And as for Viggo… well, I’d still hit it. But I’d just want him to get a haircut first.

Jason Momoa. My Momoa crush came and went so quickly, I almost forgot about him. Yes, he’s beautiful and hot and pretty and sexy. He’s also dumb as a box of hair, and the movie-going audience doesn’t really want to see him as a lead actor. For now. Does that mean we can still lust after him? Of course. He doesn’t need to be smart. It’s nice to have some equal-opportunity eye candy around here – Jason can just stand around and look pretty, and that’s all we need for now.

Eric Bana. The Bana is perfect. He’s a great actor, he’s funny, he’s complicated, he’s adorable and mind-numbingly sexy all at once. I love him.

Idris Elba. He made the short list for People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive, which was an unexpected gift. Maybe People Mag’s editors don’t hate our vaginas after all? No, they do. Bradley Cooper is evidence of that. Still, Idris’s sexiness crosses all bounds, nationalities, races, creeds, and religions. Just don’t ever check out his music, though.

Benedict Cumberbatch. The ‘Batch is an acquired taste, and I only got into him after I saw the new BBC Sherlock series. He’s so oddly beautiful, so delightfully strange. Plus, he’s really tall and he’s got a great voice. Love him.

James McAvoy. That was a good segue, right? From the ‘Batch to the McAvoy. I don’t even need to put down a reason for why you should love James. He’s wonderful and amazing and adorable. And look, I don’t want to be annoying, but check out McAvoy’s bulge. The little guy is packing.

David Gandy. Much like Jason Momoa – Gandy doesn’t have to speak. He just needs to stand around looking pretty. That’s good enough for me.

Tahar Rahim. By repeated request by a small but devoted band of Rahim-loonies. I think his face is too “sweet” to be considered truly sexy, but he’s got great eyes.

Matt Smith. He doesn’t do it for me, but I know there are lots of nerdy Dr. Who fanatics out there who get totally hot for him. Enjoy!

Joel McHale (By CB). Joel has replaced Matt Damon in my fantasies. He just turned 40(!) and you can see some funny footage of an interview he gave at his birthday party on E!. Unfortunately it looks like “Community” has been canceled (which Dani Pudi confirms in that video) but there’s always “The Soup,” where we loved him more anyway.

Donald Glover (By CB). Also from “Community,” we have Donald Glover, 28. If Glover seems like a dimwit goofball, that’s just because he’s such a good actor. Glover has a movie coming up called “The To-Do List” with Connie Britton and Rachel Bilson. I would love to see him get more work. He’s hilarious and has perfect comic timing.

Will Estes (By CB). This guy is on “Blue Bloods,” and seeing him on screen is the highlight of that show. Of course there’s also Donnie Wahlberg and a still-hot Tom Selleck, but Estes steals every scene he’s in. He has a baby face, but he’s all of 33 so I don’t have to feel guilty for lusting after him.

Adam Yamaguchi (By CB). I’ve been watching the documentary series Vanguard, on Current TV, and I find myself staring open-mouthed whenever Yamaguchi is on. He’s fine, he’s smart and he cares about things that matter. You can check him out here.

Henry Cavill (by Bedhead) I am thankful for the fact that the new Superman, while British, possesses an authentic six pack instead of those newfangled CGI abdominals very popular with the likes of Ryan Reynolds. Also, Cavill is still humble despite the fact that he’s so bloody gorgeous and about to become huge. Can I please have him over to my house for the holidays?

Chris Evans (by Bedhead) This guy’s had an incredible year and should only get better in the near future. Yes, Evans looks as if he’s perpetually about to burst into tears, and his waxed nips are quite possibly outweighed by his neuroses. Yet I still adore him and am thankful for actors who actually anguish over their budding careers rather than sign onto any project that will have them.

Jeremy Renner (by Bedhead) This guy isn’t classically handsome in any sense of the word, but he’s still quite captivating and the only reason that I’d watch the upcoming Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (Tom Cruise who?). In addition, he sight of Renner carrying Hawkeye’s crossbow is, well, delicious. Between him and Evans, The Avengers will provide some much needed eye candy. Did I mention Renner’s cute little (NSFW) butt? Yeah, I’m thankful for that too.

Denzel Washington (by Bedhead) Since I just rewatched Training Day a few evenings ago, Denzel is fresh in my mind, and I am thankful that he is such a diverse actor. While he certainly has appeared in his fair share of cinematic stinkers, he always turns in authentic performances and looks mighty fine while doing so too.

Timothy Olyphant (by Bedhead) Most of all, I am thankful for the sexy swagger of Olyphantastic. Not only does he have the lanky body type that I appreciate, but he knows how to work it without a conscious strut. Swagger is a very subtle art form, and I can’t wait until early 2012 when “Justified” hits the airwaves again. More Olyphant. That is all.

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  1. Eve says:

    YAY! I’m a Rahim-loony! I think I’ve developed an unhealthy crush on him. Seriously, it’s bad. Just like Kaiser’s obsession with the Fassdong.

    Simply put: I can’t get enough of the man.

  2. Yes! says:

    Yummy! And THANK YOU CB for bringing the hotness back! Happy Thanksgiving indeed!

  3. normades says:

    Big thanks to you (Kaiser, CB, Bedhead) for giving us hours of guilty pleasure and to all the regulars who keep the comments coming.

    Happy Thanksgiving all!

  4. Cindy says:

    Loved it! Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

  5. Sad Kitten says:

    What? No Skarsgård? Sad kitten is sad. Otherwise, a yummy list! Happy Thanksgiving!

  6. mln76 says:

    Happy Thanksgiving!!! Thankful for the return of Hot Guys any day of the week!

  7. cindy says:

    What up? You forgot Ken Watanabe……

  8. scotchy says:

    ahh my two forever dongs, Gandy and Fassie in one post.

  9. JennK says:

    I have missed HGF! Thank you!!

  10. sesame says:

    This is the most scrumptious buffet of hot dongs ever presented. Many thanks to Celebitchy and happy Thanksgiving to everyone ;)

  11. madpoe says:

    OMFG! The heat in this here kitchen! HAWT! Just wanna smear gravy all over ‘em! lol. Kidding. No really pass it! TY CB!

  12. Jenna says:

    I kept going back to the Viggo photos… can’t get enough… *drools*

  13. kate says:

    OMG a lot of new hotties for me! Sweet!

    I should have voted for Joe Manganiello when you had suggestions – but I just ASSUMED everyone was as obsessed as me.

    “Dumb as a box of hair” made me LOL in a quiet office.

  14. Franny says:

    my god. these men.

    so many tingles

  15. Eve says:

    Overall, that’s a very good list. My third immaginary husband is also here (Chris Evans) and there are some all time classics — Denzel Washington, Eric Bana and James McAvoy.

    And sexy Idrissa Akuna Elba (I MUST say his full name out loud every time I see him).

    There are some odd choices but I’m not going to hate on anyone because when it comes to beauty and personal tastes…to each their own :) .

  16. Quest says:

    I am glad to get my dong fix for the holidays….tnx much

  17. Franny says:

    Also, I’m thankful that you ladies work so hard to give us all our gossip fixes! Love this site, and love the bond the commenters have with one another. Happy Thanksgiving you Celebitches!

  18. Rita says:

    Thanks Kaiser. This thread looks like my Thanksgiving table tomorrow with plenty of white and dark meat, as well as a nice Hamm….please pass the cranberry jello.

  19. Malificent says:

    It’s my birthday today, and I want to give thanks to you Bitches for providing such a fine distraction from my impending hagdom!

  20. AZ says:

    Benedict Cumberbatch, James McAvoy, and Denzel Washington!!! Woohoo!!!

    I love Benedict’s voice in Jaguar TV commercial!!! So sexy!!!

  21. Audrey says:

    Posts like these are why this is my favourite blog. Thanks ladies!

  22. mia girl says:

    Many many THANKS to Celebitchy, Kaiser and Bedhead for this wonderful buffet of dong! We appreciate the hard (pun intended) work.

    And ladies be warned… I have first dibs on McAvoy’s drumstick. Then I’ll move on to Olyphant’s big yam.

    Happy Thanksgiving to you all. I am very thankful for this blog and community of commenters that I am proudly a part of! :)

  23. ShanKat says:

    Donald G-lover was a great surprise! Totally tasty list. Happy Thanksgiving, Americans!

  24. Nanz says:

    Awesome!! Yay, hot guys! And Yay to all the CB writers! Happy Thanksgiving. Thankful to be one of your loyal Bitches.

    Also, I wonder if people think about what they’re saying before they type comments? Be thankful, Bitches!

  25. Sarah says:

    Good God, that picture of Gandy in the towel!!! WHERE IS THAT FROM????

    Thanks girls, a great and diverse selection of HOT!!!!!

  26. Hautie says:

    I just saw the new promo’s for Justified last night, with Rayland looking like a bad ass. So it is a nice gift to see Timothy Olyphant looking doable here, on this list. :)

    Plus I see Gandy! and my Viggo!

  27. Roy says:

    Nom nom nom.

    Thank you for the Viggo with short hair and beard.
    And Henry Cavill and Jeremy Renner(with the bow!) and Idris Elba in the stocking cap.
    and andand…

  28. katrina404 says:

    I so miss HGF. I know it is a lot of work, but soooooo appreciated. Could we lobby for a monthly HGF?????

  29. Devon says:

    James McAvoy…I love him. So much. I recently rewatched THAT scene from Atonement and goddamn! I would do just about anything for that man.

    And the Fassbender. I can’t wait to see Shame and A Dangerous Method. Viggo in the Habs shirt? *thud!*

    Idris Elba…*drools*

  30. Sara says:

    James McAvoy is my favorite of the above bunch! Thanks for the T-day HGF, I appreciate very much!

  31. JM says:

    Of all the yummy dongs on display, I’m most thankful for the vintage Viggo!

  32. Stubbylove says:

    Love me some McAvoy, Olyphant and that damn Denzel does it to me every time! Thx for the turkey dong – Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

  33. Lena says:

    Who thinks Fassbender and Viggo look alike??? Oh please…!

    I also love McAvoy!

  34. Boo says:

    Oh, my god. That picture of Gandy I’m the towel… HOT!!! Please excuse me now… ;)

  35. phllygrl65 says:

    Wonderful list! I’m just gonna assume you left Gerard Butler for dessert ; )

  36. b.r says:

    WOW! Thanks for this! It’s not thanksgiving weekend for me (Canadian) but this is very much the mid-week treat I needed to help boost my mood!
    I love the diversity of dongs I’ve heard of and some new dong-age to investigate!

  37. jen says:

    You’ve made us Cumberbitches so happy! Thank you!!

  38. Gelina Whiddon says:

    They are all very attactive men…some a little more than others, but overall…they all look good!

  39. emmabeee says:

    I’ll take Fassy, Viggo, and McAvoy. I mean, I’ll admire Fassy a respectful distance away from where you’re guarding him, dagger in hand.

    Btw Kaiser!! James was on the Graham Norton show for Arthur Christmas and he was ADORABLE and mentioned Angelina Jolie too. GO WATCH IT.

  40. sapphire says:

    To the Ladies of Celebitchy-my heart-felt thanks! Now, you know what I’ll be thingking about when I stuff the turkey (not as good as Rita’s but I try)

  41. lila says:

    Talk about am absolute overload of yumminess! Awesome, awesome, awesome. Thank you!

  42. Kaiser says:

    Thanks for all of the dong love, ladies! Happy Thanksgiving to every dong enthusiast here. God bless us, everyone.

    BTW, we’re going to be out of here tomorrow, and probably Friday too.

  43. Jules says:

    Thanks, as usual, for the hot shots of Fassdong!!

    My favorite line from this write up was “dumb as a box of hair”.

    Faboo darling, just fabooo.

  44. seVen says:

    Two of my forever dongs in one post? Thanksgiving indeed! Now if yall dont mind im going to print some of those pictures of The Viggo and The Olyphant and go have some private time.

  45. IAMEROK says:

    @ Kaiser and CB you gals are amazing! Thank you for the blog and the Dong for Thanksgiving! I’ll take Olyphant as my entree and Fassbender for dessert
    *fans self* now lemme see if I get any work done…

  46. novaraen says:

    LOVE Cavill…my God what a beautiful man!!

    Oh and I am a total Doctor Who fan…but Matt Smith doesn’t do it for me. Now post some David Tennant and I’m sold!! :) )

    Thanks for the beautiful men pictures…I am set for the day!

  47. LucyOriginal says:

    Trying to breath, phew! Michael, Viggo, James, Henry, Chris, Eric, Timothy, Jeremy, Denzel and Will (I like him since that show that got cancel int he first season, Reunion I think)???!!! Ahhhhh, How I miss HGF. Sigh…
    Thanks for this Thanksgiving edition celebitchy! Happy Thanksgiving to all! :)

  48. Nanea says:

    Thanksgiving is about being grateful for what we have, right?

    So – thanks for The Denz.

    And for Fassy, for the Pocket Rocket Jeremy R, for the handsomeness of IAE, for David G, James Mc, Eric B, Viggo, Donald, and, of course, SuperHenry!

    Don’t overdo it with the food, Ladies!

  49. jamminatorr says:

    Man I LOVE YOU GUYS. This was an awesome list and hit on so many of my current favourites, including Fassie (I have to give you guys credit for that one) Joel McHale, Olyphant, Renner etc, etc. Loved the oldies of Viggo too!


  50. Bellydancer says:

    What! No Alex O’laughlin you slippin Kaiser you are slippin (lol)

    Love all the men by the way although I like Eric Bana with his longer “Troy” hair.

  51. caligirlsmom says:

    So thankful for many dongs you ladies provided for us! *fanning self at desk*

  52. Diane says:

    Wow, that was nice! Thank you and Happy Thanksgiving to all!

  53. Nia says:

    For the most part, it was like watching fireworks!

  54. bluhare says:

    If we are all good girls will we get a Holiday HGF?

    HO HO HO!!

  55. UKHels says:

    oh dear, ovaries exploded, bits of biscuit everywhere….

    viggo and fassie at the front – everyone’s forever dongs, also love Eric Bana, Idris, James McAvoy

  56. Nessa says:

    Best. Post. Ever. Thanks for that!!!

  57. lucy2 says:

    Thank you, thank you, thank you!
    I think Kaiser is slowly converting me on Fassbender. I’m starting to see the hotness!
    I cannot wait for Justified to start again. The commercial for it was the best thing about last week’s AHS!

  58. Mr. Smurf says:

    Ahhh, Kaiser, I am now on the Fassdong train. I just spent over an hour looking at pictures of him. .I wasn’t into him at first, but whoooooooooooooo! I don’t know what it is about the drinking water in Europe, but it sure beats the water here.

  59. SHump76 says:

    Thanks for all the scrumptious Dong!!

    I SO miss HGF, but I totally get how much work it is.

  60. WaywardGirl says:

    My yummy Fassy is oh so yummy :)

    And Jason isn’t dumb, he’s just not very eloquent. He actually reads a lot and knows a lot about books and movies. He’s even directing his own film! Be a little sensitive. We can agree he is nice to look out!

  61. WaywardGirl says:

    My yummy Fassy is oh so yummy :)

    And Jason isn’t dumb, he’s just not very eloquent. He actually reads a lot and knows a lot about books and movies. He’s even directing his own film! Be a little sensitive. We can agree he is nice to look at!

  62. wtf? says:

    its not only thanksgiving : its christmas too! thanks for the presents kaiser….. :)

    all my faves are there, a near perfect list, but my main man Gerard Butler is not there…

    its like Peoples’ magazine all over again….

  63. Sparkly says:

    Thanks, ladies! I have missed these.

  64. ZenB!tch says:

    Idris Elba whomever he is does nothing for me – I have to point that out because he is always mentioned and I finally saw the guy. CW men have NEVER done it for me EVER not even when I was CW age (OK except Angel) but the worst is Dr. Who. He makes me cringe! The last two Doctors were hot in different ways. My nerdy heart had to stop watching when they brought on this dork.

    The second worst is Cumberbatch he looks like he’s had bad plastic surgery. Even in the young picture. C R E E P Y

    The rest go from “eh” to WOAH! And the note of WOAH – who is David Gandy and where to I get one?

    PS: I get the Fassy in the 3rd pic with the longer hair but that *has* to be an old pic. He looks 34.

  65. Turtle Dove says:

    GREAT post, especially, the first few men on the list.

  66. Camille says:

    Pretty disappointed to be honest. :( No Alex S. No Clive. etc

    Only a yes please and thank you to:

    Timothy Olyphant
    Joel McHale
    And Gandy without his shirt on.

    No thanks to the rest. :(

  67. Andrea says:

    Thanks for Eric Bana! I love him! <3

    Also: hello, young viggo?!

  68. SpankDong says:

    Mrwraw! Ding-dong, the holidays are here! Gandy. Fassie. Mortensen. Sigh. Isn’t Gandy the love child of Timothy Dalton and some lucky cow? Why does Fassie spend so much time with other women? And why does Viggo never return my calls?

  69. Lady Lupton says:

    Thank you, thank you, thank you for the Cumberlove! Great list, ladies, totally made my day!

  70. I Choose Me says:

    Splendid HGT! Fassbender, McAvoy, Chris Evans, Idris and Olyphant. Yes thank you. May I have some more?

    Happy Thanksgiving all!

  71. Mishi says:

    Ahhhhh the perfect start to my morning. You bitches are amaaaazing for putting this together! Good work. Not sure how the hell I’m supposed to concentrate on work this morning after this though hahah

  72. Maria says:

    Hi! hot list but… WHERE IS GERARD JAMES BUTLER??? XD

  73. dholmas says:

    Thank you, thank you. Great list. Happy Thanksgiving to one and all. Enjoy the day.

  74. Chatcat says:

    Thank you for the Thanksgiving Blessings! Although all may not be my cup of eggnog, it is sure sweet browsing…Happy Thanksgiving~

  75. Cerulean says:

    Oh my my my. Gandy, Idris, Denz, J Mac, Viggo, Olyphant…Fassy…Thank you!!! I’m going into sugar shock from all that delicious eye candy.
    Oh my brother husbands look great here.

  76. Sydneygirl says:

    All hotties, thanks very much team for the great HGF. Have to agree that the lack of one Alexander Skarsgard is a wee bit disapppointing but hey its just a small blight on a great list of yummy.

  77. LibsW says:

    Oh dear Lord, Michael Fassbender – hummer hummer! Am only 33 but having a hot flush! Loving the site – happy Thanksgiving all!

    P.S. Jeremy’s holding a recurve bow (archery)….sad fact from a fellow archer :-)

  78. Newtsgal says:

    I gots me a wonderful tummy full of some Hot Thanksgiving Day Dong!!!
    Wishing everyone a happy & blessed turkey day!

  79. Callumna says:

    My tongue’s hanging half way out of my mouth.

    OMG is about all I’ve got. I’m off to learn quantum mechanics to invent a time machine for my threesome with young and current Viggo.

  80. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    Blair Underwood is, hands down, THE hottest black guy. I need more Blair Underwood in my life.

  81. Katie says:

    I love this list, my favorites:
    Viggo (always),
    James McAvoy,
    Joel McHale
    and Henry Cavill,
    …Jason Momoa …omg, he is dumb? :( I had no idea, that killed my lust for him.

  82. birdie says:

    Everyone who can’t see the loveliness and hotness of Benedict Cumberbatch is out of their mind!

    Thanks for showing your love for him, he deserves it!!

  83. LucyOriginal says:

    Fassie ladies, is it just me or you all think Lainey just jumped in the Fassie bandwagon without watching his movies? She has a thread saying he cannot sing. He is not a great singer, but he can hold a note or two. I guess she did not watch fish tank…

    • Sue says:

      CB has been digging the Fassy for a long time. Lainey seems like she got her crush after seeing him at a party. CB has the best Fassy news and pics :)

    • sesame says:

      Meh, I’m pretty sure Lainey was never hot on the Fassbender, she states it plainly during the XMFC promotion rounds. I don’t really know what accounts for this 180 degree change maybe except for his haircut (seriously! that’s when she started writing ad nauseam about him), with posts every so often about him nowadays. I think she cant deny his acting talents, and acknowledges that he’s a new beckoning talent in Hollywood, but it’s more Sarah (Cinesnark) who really appreciates him. Lainey doesn’t really know much about him, trying to match him with Kate Winslet and thinking he takes to singing seriously ;) The man likes to sing for fun, but it’s not like he thinks it’s his next calling from what I gather…

  84. vaylont says:

    ugh, community is on hiatus not cancelled

  85. kristen says:

    The Gandy
    The Fass
    The Idris

    THANK YOU!!!

  86. Sue says:

    The young Viggo/older Viggo-good lord was and is still the best dong.

  87. jayem says:

    *sigh* So. Much. Sex.

    Sexy. So much sexy. Yeah. That’s totally what I really meant. O_O

    Thank you for the lovely dong buffet. Should keep me busy for a while. I can’t even choose a favorite!

    Happy Thanksgiving, ladies. Have a great one!!

  88. Tyty says:

    GANDY! I love to hear him talk.

  89. marybeth18 says:

    I think Danny Pudi was joking about ‘Outsourced,’ not ‘Community.’ When he walked up to Joel McHale, Joel made a joke about Danny Pudi being a star of ‘Outsourced’ and Danny responded with, “Sorry the show got canceled, everyone” which Outsourced’ was- ‘Community’ is on hiatus to make room for ’30 Rock’ since Tina Fey had her baby.
    The future doesn’t look great for ‘Community,’ but the show will probably finish out the season at least.

    Excellent selection of HGs, by the way.

  90. glowkey says:

    Who’s that on the left in the last Cavill pic?

  91. only1shmoo says:

    God yes, Christmas came early! Kaiser’s Fassboner obsession is rubbing off on me, BIG time! I agree that Jason Momoa & David Gandy are prettier when they’re quiet, but I’m willing to be shallow like a dude when it comes to them.

    Thanks ladies, there’s a truck-load of good karma in store for this service ; )

  92. jamie says:

    Cumberbatch, hooray!

    On a completely opposite note, I CAN’T BELIEVE Community is probably cancelled. I’m so upset.

  93. Flan says:

    That was great!
    It was good to see Cumberbatch-pics and that David Gandy is smoking hot.
    Loved one pic of Chris Evans, even though he’s not that high on my list. I always get into new guys thanks to this website.

    Jason Mamoa did look kinda of blissfully brainless in some of his pics, hehe.

  94. Anonymous says:

    Thank you from Sydney for Joel McHale… sweet lord *fans self*

  95. UKHels says:

    Cumberbatch is actually one of those guys who is sexier in motion than in pictures

    he does also have a lovely voice and a twinkle in his eye

  96. Sunlily says:

    And I thought it was hot in the kitchen. Be still my frigging heart, how I love Timothy Olyphant. I would do lots of things with gravy, butter, and whatever else I could find to that man.

    This is one of those lists that they could pretty much all get it. Happy Thanksgiving y’all.

  97. I_get_it says:

    Thank you for this page!!!

  98. giraffe says:

    Cumberbatch (if you don’t have anything good to say about the man, please keep it to yourself)? McAvoy? Fassy? Cevans? Good Lord, it must be Christmas, New Year, and my birthday rolled into one!

  99. LadyAnne says:

    Thank youuuuu !! For The Batch and McAvoy, and for Viggo for sure !

  100. Anon says:

    Ahhh Matt Smith is my new love!! Thank you thank you for putting him up. It felt like destiny.

  101. Amanda says:

    Awesome list, especially, Fassy, Viggo and Henry!

  102. cherryberry says:

    Thank you for the delights of HGF Thanksgiving! I’m so glad that you decided that Donald Glover was worthy so his smoking hotness could be shared with all CB readers. RAWR!

  103. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    Belly full of food and now I’m full of hotness too … it’s a damn good way to end the day. Thankful for CB which helps me relax after long and stresfull days were all I need is a little bit of fluff. Thankfull to all you who comment and say smart funny things. Nice to find a place like that on the internet.

  104. miss dee dee says:

    just saw the new fassy movie about jung and freud. was imagining kaiser on the her knees while (fassy) jung spanks her. you’ve made me into a fassy addict! he is so amazingly hot… pant pant. wait a second, why am i letting kaiser in… i want a fassy spanking!

  105. MacScore says:

    I’m late to jump in here – but THANK YOU!!!! Fassy, Viggo, the usual suspects, was expecting to be salivating over those *falls off chair*.. but the new surprises were Olyphant and Cavill… *gasp*. I know, I live in a cave.
    Fassy all the way…. or Viggo? Fassy? Viggo?….
    Your timing’s purrrrrfect – my man’s out of town… got me some good distraction.
    Please repeat for Xmas???

  106. cg says:

    Good list overall with my favorite man, Jason Momoa. And, if you like your men handsome and smart, you’ll be happy to hear that he is actually very intelligent. And he is an artist and plays the guitar. Actually, he’s a lot like Viggo in many ways…kinda perfect.

    Loved seeing Idris Elba and Eric Bana, but how could you miss Alex O’Loughlin???

  107. Nan says:

    Oh, an excellent selection! I love it when men let their grey show…it’s hot.

    I too dig Benedict Cumberbatch. I had no idea who he was until the BBC Sherlock show (can’t wait until the next installment). He’s intriguing and gets my girl brain all excited.

  108. snapnhiss says:

    That was a fine selection of men to choose from. While there are a few I don’t really ‘get’, I can understand their appeal due to their talent. Cumberbatch looks like an alien hybrid but he’s a damn fine a actor and he really does have an amazing voice.

  109. Carolinna says:

    Where’s luke evans??? And i have the hots for McAvoy & Fassbender! & thank you for the eye candy

  110. Susie says:

    Thank you Kaiser! This was MORE enlightening than People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive issue.

    100% Fassloonie but missing the love for the 2 Alexes – Skarsgard and O’Loughlin…!

    BTW – Lainey has been on the Fasstrain for a while but Kaiser just posts bigger, better pictures :-)

  111. marvelle says:

    Viggo looks great!! Always thought he was hot

  112. Mairead says:

    Some fantastic speci”men”s there ladies! Even Matt Smith; I don’t fancy him, but he’s adorable and an excellent Doctor.

  113. MsJAPrufrock says:

    The hot factor went from off-the-charts (with Fassy and Viggo) to zero as I scrolled down.

  114. lulu says:

    this is an old post of 2011 but idk I want to comment anyway
    omg Kaiser what an amazing list
    my favorites are Viggo and James McAvoy, and yes what about the package of mcavoy? wow..
    and I don’t know who’s that Henry guy he is sooooooo hott I’ll google him