“Mickey Rourke thinks most actresses are C-bombs” links

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Mickey Rourke thinks most actresses are C-U-Next-Tuesdays. [Dlisted]
Duchess Kate‘s sweater is J.Crew, I‘m pretty sure. [LaineyGossip]
Emily Mortimer is lovely, but this dress is TERRIBLE. [Go Fug Yourself]
Early stills of Michael Fassbender & Idris Elba in Prometheus. [Pajiba]
Antonio Banderas is totally checking out Salma Hayek. [Celebuzz]
Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis & their son Jack, out and about. [Pop Sugar]
James Murdoch resigns as director of News Corps. [Gawker]
Ashley Greene looks pretty on the cover of Esquire Mexico. [Yeeeah]
Eva Mendes looks… ugh… kind of like Amy Winehouse? [The Frisky]
Jimmy Fallon apologized to Michelle Bachmann. [IDLITW]
Jennifer Lopez used a body double in her Fiat commercial because she didn‘t want to go back to the Bronx. [Bossip]
Lady Gaga sings “White Christmas”. She‘s singing about coke. [OMG Blog]
Elisha Cuthbert looks like Kirsten Dunst in these photos. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Rosanne talks about menopause. [Evil Beet]
This explains all of those pro-unibrow comments. [Videogum]
This kitty video upset my dog. He‘s all “WTF?” right now. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Reese Witherspoon and her cameltoe go for a walk. [Celebslam]

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  1. ShanKat says:

    Yet he has no problem wearing c-word sunnies.

  2. ShanKat says:

    I just noticed that he’s wearing a burn bandage on his head. Which explains his melted face.

  3. Jules says:

    Love those eyeglasses! They are sooooo sassy!

  4. Jane says:

    The man is just plain ugly and goes around in women’s sunglasses. He should thank his lucky stars if any kind of a descent woman gives him the time of day. I doubt a descent woman does and all he can get is someone who only cares that he is a celebrity. No wonder he is bitter.

  5. Trek Girl says:

    Oh, Mickey Rourke, I can’t help but love you lol.

  6. Criss says:

    I just feel so sorry for him, he has said he used to cry everyday about what that plastic surgeon did to his face. He should try to fix it again. He was so gorgeous in 9 1/2 weeks. It’s too hard to move past it.

  7. sosuzy says:

    Wow, he looks great!!! Perfect person to stand in judgement of others.

  8. Tracy9s says:

    I guess it takes one to know one huh Mickey?

  9. Nanz says:

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    This guy. He’s such a creep. It seems to me that every interview or quote from him, he’s putting down an actress. I don’t understand his appeal. I know people think he’s an amazing actor, but I just don’t see it. More often than not, I find myself thinking “why him?” when his name comes up for movies and such.

  10. mln76 says:

    Is there anyone bitchier in Hollywood than Mickey Rourke? He lives to talk shit. LOVE IT!

  11. Ann says:

    He’s a misogynist. Likes to beat up women. And delusionally thinks he can still score with chicks half his age.

  12. Zelda says:

    Cold enough for leather= to cold for shorts.

    This message has been brought to you by Common Sense.

  13. I.want.shoes says:

    Mickey Rourke is one of my favorite C-U-Next-Tuesday!

  14. benny says:

    It’s a shitty thing to say, and stupid too, if he wants to keep working in Hollywood. But I also suspect he’s correct.

  15. Happy21 says:

    LMFAO Resse Witherspoon and her cameltoe go for a walk…lol…hahaha…best laugh of the day…

  16. Stacia says:

    And this coming from a man that looks like a modern day Franknestein’s monster.

  17. Gelina Whiddon says:

    He was terrific in the “Immortals”…a real bad ass!!!

  18. DarkEmpress says:

    I have never understood his appeal. He doesnt look good, his attitude isnt good and his acting is mediocre.

  19. lucy2 says:

    JLo is such a fakey fake sell out. I don’t believe for a second she sets foot in any car less than $100K, and now it turns out she didn’t even film the commercial in NY! Lame.

  20. Kasey says:

    The link about Reese made me laugh because of the title ‘Um Reese, your um, you know, your um, ah geez”. In the country I’ve been living in for 2 years we English speakers have to learn to break the habit of using the filler word “um” because it sounds like the word for……, well, you know, the part of female anatomy that link was referring to! So basically I was thinking and reading ” Reese, your….!” which was ironically appropriate. Go figure!

  21. Rhiley says:

    Holy camel toe! I never expected Reese to have one that could rival a Kardashian’s.

  22. Shannon says:

    Classic guy who can’t get a woman to go out with him, so he decides we’re all C U Next Tuesdays. It’s all our fault, not his.

  23. glyrics says:

    He is SOSOSOSOSO fug, that only someone FUGLIER would want.

    I can’t look at him. The actresses probably won’t do him. They have some scruples

  24. Ashstoys says:

    Mickey Rourke is just pissed that his face looks like it got caught in a meat grinder. Sucks, he was very, very handsome when he was younger. He’d still be handsome as an older man if he never got that botch job to his face. SUCK IT ROURKE!

  25. iseepinkelefants says:

    Oh Waity always manages to spot the camera (last thumb). How does she do it? *eyeroll*

  26. Jen34 says:

    Mickey Rourke’s face makes me so sad. I remember watching him in The Pope of Greenwich Village and thinking that this guy has talent, looks, charisma. I can’t imagine why he messed with his face.

  27. Andrea says:

    Not sure where to put this,
    But thanks for making celebitchy mobile friendly! Now my phone wont crash when I try to read a page.

  28. normades says:

    This is the first time I’ve seen pictures of Jack. Kudos to Johnny and Vanessa for keeping their family under wraps. He is gonna be hot tho.

    Enjoy your turkey break, you deserve it!

  29. Flan says:

    Good, another person whose movies I will not spend money on.

    Getting sick of all this misogynist crap lately.

  30. Cerulean says:

    Johnny Depp’s son is adorable.

    Mickey’s face looks like an unfunny cosmic joke.

  31. Meanchick says:

    Oh yeah, cuz HE is the authority on women . . . the kind he has to pay.

  32. I Run New York says:

    OMG This guy looks disgusting.

  33. Cheyenne says:

    Takes one to know one, Mick, and I bet you know ‘em all.

  34. Str8Shooter says:

    Well, he ought to know since he’s wearing on his FACE!

    Yikes. Looks like Michael Myers in that first pic.

  35. Meanchick says:

    A personality to match the face. I’ve seen pitbull maulings that look better.

  36. JaneWonderfalls says:

    :grin: He is so weird to me…

  37. Mrs.Krabapple says:

    Why is everyone shocked? He probably had brain damage from his boxing days.

    Also, does everything think actresses are kind, sincere, modest people? I’m sure of most of them — and ACTORS too — are the bigget jerks around. I wish more people would call them out.

  38. Lauren says:

    he only thinks that because none of them will F him

  39. Nan says:

    I think his boxing career knocked his brains about his noggin one too many times. He was never right in the head to begin with but now he’s down right out of his mind. He doesn’t make sense. I’ve been around these types they are truly screwed up and have no sense of what is right/wrong – there is no sensor button on their mouth and they just say whatever they’re thinking. It’s sad. Well, it seems to be working for his career which is more than we can say for Gary Busey after his motorcycle accident.

  40. dean travers says:

    Well I rather like this charming fellow! Let’s be honest this site provides ample evidence that many actress’ fall into this category. If only he had expounded on what bitches the men are though…Maybe he figured his first comment would make that redundant? Hmmm

  41. Laughing Librarian says:

    Look in the mirror, dude, before you start calling women names. You ain’t lookin’ so great. I think that MR is a lifelong misogynist.
    I would have to concede that he was wicked creepy in “Iron Man 2″. If the shoe fits, wear it.