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Note by Celebitchy: Tomorrow is Thanksgiving in the US and we will be taking the day off. We’ll probably be off most of Friday too depending on what’s happening. Thank you and have a great holiday!
Mickey Rourke thinks most actresses are C-U-Next-Tuesdays. [Dlisted]
Duchess Kate‘s sweater is J.Crew, I‘m pretty sure. [LaineyGossip]
Emily Mortimer is lovely, but this dress is TERRIBLE. [Go Fug Yourself]
Early stills of Michael Fassbender & Idris Elba in Prometheus. [Pajiba]
Antonio Banderas is totally checking out Salma Hayek. [Celebuzz]
Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis & their son Jack, out and about. [Pop Sugar]
James Murdoch resigns as director of News Corps. [Gawker]
Ashley Greene looks pretty on the cover of Esquire Mexico. [Yeeeah]
Eva Mendes looks… ugh… kind of like Amy Winehouse? [The Frisky]
Jimmy Fallon apologized to Michelle Bachmann. [IDLITW]
Jennifer Lopez used a body double in her Fiat commercial because she didn‘t want to go back to the Bronx. [Bossip]
Lady Gaga sings “White Christmas”. She‘s singing about coke. [OMG Blog]
Elisha Cuthbert looks like Kirsten Dunst in these photos. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Rosanne talks about menopause. [Evil Beet]
This explains all of those pro-unibrow comments. [Videogum]
This kitty video upset my dog. He‘s all “WTF?” right now. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Reese Witherspoon and her cameltoe go for a walk. [Celebslam]
Written by Kaiser
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- Brad Pitt & Jimmy Fallon yodel [Pajiba]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt got her baby daddy a job [Lainey]
- D-Listed's comments are back! [D-Listed]
- What is Eva Longoria wearing? [Go Fug Yourself]
- Real Housewives of OC recap [Reality Tea]
- A candidate for next Taylor Swift boyfriend [Buzzfeed]
- Vintage gossip: Ava Gardner [Evil Beet]
- Popular celebrity baby names [Popsugar]
- Emma Roberts looking scrawny [Popoholic]
- Bear gets right next to guy in tree! [CDAN]
- Melissa Joan Hart and Ryan Reynolds? [Celebslam]
- Mariah Carey poses in monokini [Starcasm]
Yet he has no problem wearing c-word sunnies.
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His face scares me
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Mickey Roarke should not be speaking. At all.
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I just noticed that he’s wearing a burn bandage on his head. Which explains his melted face.
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Love those eyeglasses! They are sooooo sassy!
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I lol’d
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The man is just plain ugly and goes around in women’s sunglasses. He should thank his lucky stars if any kind of a descent woman gives him the time of day. I doubt a descent woman does and all he can get is someone who only cares that he is a celebrity. No wonder he is bitter.
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Oh, Mickey Rourke, I can’t help but love you lol.
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I just feel so sorry for him, he has said he used to cry everyday about what that plastic surgeon did to his face. He should try to fix it again. He was so gorgeous in 9 1/2 weeks. It’s too hard to move past it.
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Yes, he was the most gorgeous man in that movie. A sick f**k, but gorgeous. I can’t believe what he looks like now.
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Apparently his boxing career left his face mangled, and/or deranged. What a sad caricature of who he use to be.
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Wow, he looks great!!! Perfect person to stand in judgement of others.
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Zing!! That was a good one. And I just scrolled up and saw the pictures of him and laughed again.
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I guess it takes one to know one huh Mickey?
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Twas my thought also.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
This guy. He’s such a creep. It seems to me that every interview or quote from him, he’s putting down an actress. I don’t understand his appeal. I know people think he’s an amazing actor, but I just don’t see it. More often than not, I find myself thinking “why him?” when his name comes up for movies and such.
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Same here. I’m officially putting him in the “Gary Busey nutter” category.
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“Garey Busey nutter” category – love it! I think the Lohans are all card carrying members of that as well.
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Is there anyone bitchier in Hollywood than Mickey Rourke? He lives to talk shit. LOVE IT!
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He’s a misogynist. Likes to beat up women. And delusionally thinks he can still score with chicks half his age.
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Sadly he does score with women half his age. You see political correctness doesn’t apply when you’re a movie star. It only applies to nobodies.
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It’s not “political correctness” that doesn’t apply. I’m sure he gets the odd mentally ill fame whore desperado but I’d say 99.9% of mentally healthy women, both young and old, find him disgusting.
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I’d say there’re enough fame whores out there to sate his sexual appetite. At one stage he reportedly had nine women on the go out once. I’m pretty sure it was nine it may have been more.
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Cold enough for leather= to cold for shorts.
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LMAO! I was just going to post something about the too tight leather shirt with the running shorts and toque. LOL…
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LOL. Be thankful he’s not wearing the leather shorts I saw the other day in a store!
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Mickey Rourke is one of my favorite C-U-Next-Tuesday!
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It’s a shitty thing to say, and stupid too, if he wants to keep working in Hollywood. But I also suspect he’s correct.
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LMFAO Resse Witherspoon and her cameltoe go for a walk…lol…hahaha…best laugh of the day…
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And this coming from a man that looks like a modern day Franknestein’s monster.
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He was terrific in the “Immortals”…a real bad ass!!!
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I have never understood his appeal. He doesnt look good, his attitude isnt good and his acting is mediocre.
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JLo is such a fakey fake sell out. I don’t believe for a second she sets foot in any car less than $100K, and now it turns out she didn’t even film the commercial in NY! Lame.
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The link about Reese made me laugh because of the title ‘Um Reese, your um, you know, your um, ah geez”. In the country I’ve been living in for 2 years we English speakers have to learn to break the habit of using the filler word “um” because it sounds like the word for……, well, you know, the part of female anatomy that link was referring to! So basically I was thinking and reading ” Reese, your….!” which was ironically appropriate. Go figure!
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Curious, what country do you live in where um sounds like a word for a female anatomy part? What language?
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Holy camel toe! I never expected Reese to have one that could rival a Kardashian’s.
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Classic guy who can’t get a woman to go out with him, so he decides we’re all C U Next Tuesdays. It’s all our fault, not his.
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He is SOSOSOSOSO fug, that only someone FUGLIER would want.
I can’t look at him. The actresses probably won’t do him. They have some scruples
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Mickey Rourke is just pissed that his face looks like it got caught in a meat grinder. Sucks, he was very, very handsome when he was younger. He’d still be handsome as an older man if he never got that botch job to his face. SUCK IT ROURKE!
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Oh Waity always manages to spot the camera (last thumb). How does she do it? *eyeroll*
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Mickey Rourke’s face makes me so sad. I remember watching him in The Pope of Greenwich Village and thinking that this guy has talent, looks, charisma. I can’t imagine why he messed with his face.
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Not sure where to put this,
But thanks for making celebitchy mobile friendly! Now my phone wont crash when I try to read a page.
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This is the first time I’ve seen pictures of Jack. Kudos to Johnny and Vanessa for keeping their family under wraps. He is gonna be hot tho.
Enjoy your turkey break, you deserve it!
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Oh Mickey, you’re so fine.
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Good, another person whose movies I will not spend money on.
Getting sick of all this misogynist crap lately.
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Johnny Depp’s son is adorable.
Mickey’s face looks like an unfunny cosmic joke.
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Oh yeah, cuz HE is the authority on women . . . the kind he has to pay.
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They should charge triple rates.
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Haha, indeed.
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OMG This guy looks disgusting.
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Takes one to know one, Mick, and I bet you know ‘em all.
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Well, he ought to know since he’s wearing on his FACE!
Yikes. Looks like Michael Myers in that first pic.
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A personality to match the face. I’ve seen pitbull maulings that look better.
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Happy Thanksgiving all!:)
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He’s a PIG. An UGLY pig.
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Why is everyone shocked? He probably had brain damage from his boxing days.
Also, does everything think actresses are kind, sincere, modest people? I’m sure of most of them — and ACTORS too — are the bigget jerks around. I wish more people would call them out.
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he only thinks that because none of them will F him
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I think his boxing career knocked his brains about his noggin one too many times. He was never right in the head to begin with but now he’s down right out of his mind. He doesn’t make sense. I’ve been around these types they are truly screwed up and have no sense of what is right/wrong – there is no sensor button on their mouth and they just say whatever they’re thinking. It’s sad. Well, it seems to be working for his career which is more than we can say for Gary Busey after his motorcycle accident.
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Well I rather like this charming fellow! Let’s be honest this site provides ample evidence that many actress’ fall into this category. If only he had expounded on what bitches the men are though…Maybe he figured his first comment would make that redundant? Hmmm
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Look in the mirror, dude, before you start calling women names. You ain’t lookin’ so great. I think that MR is a lifelong misogynist.
I would have to concede that he was wicked creepy in “Iron Man 2″. If the shoe fits, wear it.
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