Beyonce‘s new music video is super-awkward. [The Blemish]
Sienna Miller looks cute here, but she‘s wearing too much makeup. [Yeeeah]
Preview of Absolutely Fabulous‘s Christmas Special! More Patsy, PLS. [Dlisted]
Jennifer Aniston tweaked her nipples & her gigolo for the paps. [LaineyGossip]
I really want to see this documentary about a Russian oligarch. [Pajiba]
Congressman Barney Frank won’t seek reelection. [Gawker]
Salma Hayek‘s fashion tour for Puss N Boots is super-boring. [Go Fug Yourself]
PETA reveals its “Vegetarian Stamps”. [Celebuzz]
Ew – Anne Hathaway & her fiancé posed for kissy engagement photos. [Pop Sugar]
Dexter suddenly got much, much better last night. [A Socialite Life]
Oooh, this is a good blind item. I think it‘s Matthew McConawhatever. [CDAN]
Demi Lovato pulled out her weave on stage. [IDLITW]
This screenshot of Kim Kardashian is one of the funniest things ever. [Amy Grindhouse]
My favorite baby, Flynn Kerr-Bloom, is getting so BIG. [Moe Jackson]
OMG, Julia Roberts‘ twins look SO MUCH like her. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Ben Affleck has a dolphin tattoo on his back. Weird? [Evil Beet]
WTF is Heidi Klum wearing? [ICYDK]
Stacy Keibler on a jet-ski in Mexico. [Celebslam]
Ugh. Couldn’t even finish watching that video.
I now have a new conspiracy theory: Bey is with pillow so that people ease up on the criticism of the music (tacky porn) she is releasing.
How predictable…and boring. What’s the difference between this and her other videos?
I don’t know what the worst part of the video is, it’s a toss up between her dancing and the “hired gun” who looks super uncomfortable in it. She needs to give it a rest.
The lyrics to this song are just as bad, if not worse. It’s like 15yr old girl wrote them.
IMO she’s an airhead. So the lyrics fit just right^^
And that clip is just ICKY!
I still say she padded her belly for the big VMA reveal. SMH
Oh my word; that screen cap of Kim K is shaggin hilarious!! (I don’t like to laugh at other peoples’ misfortune, but the misfortunes of a famewhore-monster? No objections there!)
– She’s lucky that BeyBee is levelling out her shit album and damn what’s up with her obsession with fans?! At all times in tours, videos are those damn fans there. Extremely vain woman, it will be interesting how she will handle ageing. Madonna, Barkin route or Watts, Moore route?
– Flynn has Bloom’s face.
– Love Klum. She can do no wrong. She’s such a bright woman.
– The gigolo thing again? Really? *shaking head* Escapism can be sexist.
– Lovato can sing, impressed. Too funny with the hair though, whip your weave back and forth =).
I love this post X 1000. Whip your weave back and forth! Ohhh lawdy, that made my day 🙂
What the hell….that was bad, so bad could not make it though the entire thing
WTF was that? Ummmm…WTF?
DEXTER WAS CRAZY. mind = blown
She needs to stop with those fans.
B’s Coreographer needs to be fired. SHe is so beautiful and gifted. I think she is just trying to hard..It doesn’t look sexy or natural. Kind of reminds me of the babyboy video w the bad dance moves..I believe she needs a new team:) XO Much love, no disrespect! D
fans are the ones obscessed not the artist fan is derived from the word fanatic
Not the type of “fans” we are talking about, Courtney.
Completely demeaning to women. As if this is what women need to do to become famous, rich, popular. Sick. So every video these days has to be of a woman trying to seduce a man and looks like she works a pole? Really?
Good Comment Roxy. Everything you point out is so true!
Totally agree. Beyoncé and Shakira are the biggest examples of this. I don’t know who we’ve got to thank for this… Madonna’s “Sex” days maybe?
Go back and watch Madonna’s videos from her sex days. At least they held your interest and were visually interesting, not bump and grind dancing. Most of her videos had very little dancing in them except from her earliest albums. Vogue – what an iconic video. Cherish, a carefree video. Papa don’t Preach. Like A Prayer is amazing.
Justify My Love her most provocative video and provocative about a couple’s sexual fantasies actually looking back is very fascinating and shot in black and white and no dancing.
Erotica album had her Erotica video telling a story of S&M and no dancing but the rest of the videos from the album were Rain, a gorgeous ballad video; Deeper and Deeper, a Studio 64 type arty video; Bad Girl – a fantastic video with Christopher Walken about a woman numbing herself with dangerous behavior. Madonna made great videos back in the day.
She’s gone from one of the assertive women of Destiny’s Child to something that shakes her ass in a standard R&B video.
Jay-Z probably has a lot to do with that.
Love this cutie Flynn!
But had no idea he’d last name is Kerr-Bloom. Hard not to say Ka-boom!
Love, love, loved the Kim K botox tears! That was totally priceless!
The blind item was really sad and I hope that its not at all true.
Heidi Klum looks likes she’s about 5 feet tall in that sack she is wearing.
Didn’t watch the Bey vid as I’m sick and tired of her videos all being the same thing and her music is the shits these days. Don’t need to put myself through crap!
This offends my intelligence.
Awful lyrics, terrible choreographer. Its like she said she wants to make her own version of R Kellys Bump n Grind, you know, something for the ladies to strip to why their fella watches. SHUDDER. EPIC FAIL. SHARK JUMPED.
Did someone order some fresh talent with a side order of not being a has-been skank? Yes the whole planet.
And seriously – stockings and granny pants yes but ditch the dress or ditch the stockings, you just look like you are an extra from Sex and the City doing the Sunday morning walk of shame after picking up some random because you didnt want to go home alone.
Why do they all these singers like Beyonce, Rhianna, have to pretend that their a stripper? This is getting really old. Now show us if you really have any talent , without spreading your legs open!
Hello and thank you.
Is it just me or does Beyonce looked a little wonk-eyed, ala Paris Hilton in that last pic?
No, it’s not you, that’s serious wonk eye.
Why doesn’t her belly match the months, ever? Is this a do it yourself PR operation?
If she’s having twins I’d buy it, except twins don’t fold over and collapse either.
This mv and song itself are plain AWFUL. As a grown woman, I feel embarrassed watching it. Beyonce is getting worse and worse nowadays, Diana Ross she ain’t
I know this is completely weird, but is anyone else bothered by that BLACK bra strap that can be clearly seen against her MOCHA flesh, through the *SHEER* GOLD-DETAILED side panel on her CHOCOLATE BROWN dress? Is that a “See, it’s not a FULL fake baby bodysuit,” move or something?
Cuz it’s Red Carpet Styling 101 to have (YOUR) flesh-colored understuffs (she’s not Alicia’s or Viola’s “flesh-color”) at your disposal at all times.
Wow, Beyonce’s dad must be so proud. How embarrassing. Has she no clue? Oh, well, sex sells. That must be what’s most important to her.
her belly looks really strange. when you compare her to jennifer garner for example, who is also pregnant it is especially obvious that something is not right with her belly. jennifer garner looks really pregnant, you can also see the navel pop out and so on. beyonce looks just well padded.
This video is silly she looks like a slut… Nobody loves beyonce as much as herself. Vanity personified..
What else is new? IMO, that’s a fair assessment of ALL Beyonce’s music and videos: awkward, uncomfortable, annoying (“Single Ladies,” anyone?) and just plain bad.
I never watch any of Beyonce videos, the last video of hers I actually watched was…Crazy in Love. I have never watched anything of hers after that.
Huvane reps Hathaway. Ahhh, shit. That explains how she basically walk away from her ex’s scandal looking like a victim.
Oh myyy I had tears laughing at that KK screenshot.
Does anyone else feel like she has been coming out with a new video like every 5 seconds lately? I would rather watch 1 good video, than 10 videos like that…Someone needs to teach her…. quality over quantity,B. Oh and look another “new” video where she is not pregnant.
I thought the exact same thing. She’s churning out bad videos by the day it seems like.
beyonce moves like a jerky chicken. i don’t get why she is so popular. actually, she does have a pretty face, that has taken her far.
Compare her moves to Shakira’s in Beautiful Liar. Shakira’s are natural, hers over the top.
Beyonce’s stale stripper-esque moves are wooden and all wrong for right now. Right now, she’s in childbearing mode. Beyonce’s timing is really bad with this video.
Oh good, more of the same. So predictable with her booty-popping, fans, ridiculous costumes, hair-flinging, stripper moves and bad lyrics. She is a one trick pony. Wait until after the “baby.” It will be interesting to see what she does to prove she’s still sexy and all that nonsense.
And she used to sing a song called ‘Nasty girl’ about girls having to wear more clothes. What a joke.
YAWWWNNN!!!!! Her weave was WACK as hell in this vid and the lyrics were dumb as shit!!!! LAME!!!! Dude was cute though, he looked bored but cute, LMAO!!!!
Predictable and boring. But the part with all the girls on the chairs dancing, I can totally see it being 100 times better if it were drag queens! Now THAT would be a show! 😀
Ugh, snooze fest! What a boring vid, so typical and predictable. The kk screenshot left me quite entertained though…lol, freakish looking and hilarious!
@Kaiser: Is it too early to talk Oscar race yet? You can make lots of Fassbender connections there.
btw, Fassie was on French tele last night promoting Shame. I get it now, I get the heat. At one point the interviewer asked him if he could take off his hat so she could see his eyes. He did and it was Sex-y!
SO SHE FINALLY ADMITS TO BEING A THIEF. WELL SHE LEARNED AT HER FATHER’S FEET HE IS A BIGGER THIEF. HE HAS BEING STEALING OTHER PEOPLE WORK AND IDEAS FOR YEARS AND PUTTING HER NAME TO THEM, SHE AND HER MOTHER HAVE GONE TO PARIS AND ITALY AND HAVE STOLEN JEANS AND TIGHTS DESIGN AND COME BACK TO THE STATES AND PUT THEIR TACKY HOUSE OF D. NAME ON IT SO SHE IS A BORN THIEF
Is she going to release a video to go with every song off this album? Every week it’s a new one! “Love on Top” is the only decent song out of the whole thing.
A guy buys her flowers and she does all that? AND gets her four stripper friends to join her?
Also, the last look on the guy’s face was telling me: “Great dance – it’s funny that she walked into the wrong office, though…”
yes her moves are awkward and the timing is bad but i like the classic feel of the video. but that is all
Sorry, but ever since she and the rest of the ‘artists’ of Destiny’s Child butchered Edge of Seventeen in that crap-ass ‘Bootylicious’ song…never thought she was anything but D LIST.
I mean really! Where is her stripper pole?
Not even a good stripper! That was not enticing at all. That was like karaoke style stripping. Where people pretend to be strippers as a joke.
Beyonce has NO CLUE how to be sexy. She needs to take a page out of Janet Jackson’s book. Sexy in a subtle way. NOT THIS. Did anybody older than 17 get turned on by this?
You all are just BEYONCE HATERS.There will never be anybody better than her. She is a brilliant performer and a wonderful role model. Don’t be mad that you can’t do the things in the video. I bet if it was Brittany Spears or Christina or any other WHITE performer you wouldn’t have a problem with the video.