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Britney Spears deserves a lot of credit for giving birth in relative peace without trying to commandeer an entire nation or getting her security force to threaten photographers. She simply popped off to the hospital unnoticed and had an emergency C-Section due to pre-eclampsia.
It’s been said that Britney had a little boy almost six weeks ago, and British newpapers first reported that his name was Sutton Pierce. This contrasted earlier reports that Britney was going to have a daughter and name her “Jailynn” after her sister and mother. Indeed, Britney registered for a bunch of girl’s items at high-end baby boutique Petit Tresor. Commentors noted that it was an expensive way to punk the media if Britney’s friends bought her anything from her baby registry.
Now Britney’s husband K-Fed has hinted that Sutton Pierce isn’t the baby’s name and that he might not even be a boy. Celebrity-Babies says their sources claim the baby’s name is “Jayden James,” which sounds like a boy’s name.
The paparrazi photo agency x17 says that Britney’s security guard threatened them and made them discard video of him shopping for newborn girl clothes, making it seem like Britney did indeed have a girl and is trying to keep it a big secret:
So why don’t we have this video, you ask? Because Britney’s bodyguard came at our guys, threatening to call the Malibu Police (aka Pap Patrol) if they didn’t give him the video tape immediately. Our guys freaked (don’t do it again!), turned over the tape and left, wondering why Brit’s bodyguard would go to such lengths to keep hidden a video of him shopping for little girl’s clothes.
WTF? If Brit had a girl, why hide it (possible photo/story exclusive for People Magazine to protect?)? And if she had a boy with a different name, why release a fake name to the press?
Perez is reporting the Britney and Kevin might be splitting since Britney has been seen out without her wedding ring, and has been partying without Kevin. Britney recently lost a lot of weight, which probably means that her ring is too loose and she may not be wearing it for that reason. Just because she’s partying without Kevin doesn’t mean they’re going to break up. We’ve heard that rumor for a long time and nothing has come of it.
Britney is set to announce the sex and name of the baby in a big spread in People, which should coincide with the Halloween release of K-Fed’s album, “Playing with Fire.”
She is shown in an older picture with Sean Preston above.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Babies, Britney Spears, Fake News
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That rubbish haha i am friends with Jamie.
I go to skewl with her why do people make up crap.
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who cares, it’s just more trailer park off springs in the world.
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Skewl???? That must not be much of a school you go to.
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Jail-in’s a very fitting name for trailer park progeny….
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Just read on TMZ that the “mistery” is solved: Britney had a boy indeed, and his name is JAYDEN JAMES.
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Thanks Angelika!
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yea dats right
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School then happy i say skewl bc its quicker
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It’s a one syllable word. How would that be quicker? Because it’s spelled with one less letter?
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And yes by god I’m happy, damn it!
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yeah well anyway it dosnt matter
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Sorry – I have to work with a bunch of teachers (I’m not one) on a daily basis and at times it makes me a little insane when it comes to grammar and spelling. They’re rubbing off on me way too much.
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