These are photos of Lindsay Lohan arriving at LAX in the early evening yesterday. As soon as she arrived, she jaunted off to a Jay-Z concert. In yesterday’s Lindsay Lohan post, I asked when LL was due back in LA after her cracked-out Hawaiian jaunt. As it turns out, she was supposed to fly back to LA yesterday morning, but the dumb crackie missed her flight. Of course. Not only did she miss the early flight, she ended up standing up Ellen DeGeneres in what was supposed to be the ONE television appearance to “debut” her Playboy cover. Dumb crackhead.
Alec Baldwin isn’t the only one having travel issues these days. Lindsay Lohan, who was scheduled to return from her hit-and-miss Hawaiian vacation today, missed her flight back to Los Angeles that would have had her back in town in time for a scheduled taping of The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
But more importantly, Lohan’s due in court bright and early tomorrow. She doesn’t need a passport to get back to the mainland, so what can the problem be—and will it keep her from her date with Judge Stephanie Sautner?!
“Lindsay had a travel-related issue arise that took a few hours to sort out,” rep Steve Honig tells E! News. “It has been resolved and she will be back in Los Angeles in time for her court appearance.”
A source also tells us that Lohan, after missing a morning flight, is booked on an afternoon flight and hopes to be back late Tuesday.
The community-servicing actress is due in court Wednesday at 9:30 a.m. for another checkup as to how she’s been handling the terms of her probation.
Sautner ordered her to complete at least 12 days of work at the L.A. County morgue by her hearing date—and Lohan’s done that, so we’re not expecting too much tap-dancing on the part of Playboy’s latest cover girl.
[From E! News]
Us Weekly just says that LL “canceled” the appearance on Ellen, and a rep for Ellen confirms that LL missed her flight. So… was it a “cancellation” or a cracktastrophe? You know what I mean? Did LL consciously choose to NOT make an appearance on Ellen – for whatever reason – and her excuse was “missing a flight” or did she honestly miss the flight – for whatever reason – and she really wanted to be on Ellen? LL’s rep tells Gossip Cop, “Lindsay offered to tape ‘Ellen’ tomorrow, but the show was unable to shift things around, and tomorrow is their last day of taping for the season.” But an insider at Ellen tells GC, “Not a call or an apology from Lindsay.” Dumb crackie.
As for poor, trashy Steve Honig’s statement, let me translate this: “Lindsay had a travel-related issue arise that took a few hours to sort out. It has been resolved and she will be back in Los Angeles in time for her court appearance.” That means, “Lindsay was partying her crack off for days, and she was still too wasted to make a morning flight. She hadn’t even gone to bed because she was doing lines off of Pootie’s wang for hours. She’ll somehow manage to pull it together for her court appearance, meaning that she’ll stroll in, looking like a day-shift hooker, with a vial of coke in her purse. She will do some lines with some of the courthouse guards, she’ll look smug while the judge speaks, and then the party will continue.”
Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News and Terry Richardson’s Diary.
I think Ellen is dumber than Lindsay. How stupid is she to book Lindsay Lohan? Is she desperate for ratings? I also don’t understand why she constantly schedule flights the day of when she’s suppsed to be scheduled someplace. Take the day before flight.
totally agree!
i don’t think she has this really busy life, so she could get there ages before the appointment!
I don’t get Ellen’s Lindsay love either. She had her on the show a while back telling her how much she loves Lindsay and hopes she can pull everything together because it would be such a shame to lose Lindsay’s talent. I was like, “Bitch, please!” We now have Bryce Dallas Howard and Emma Stone, not to mention Jennifer Lawrence, Hailee Steinfeld, and Ellen Page, who are all far more talented than the great crack one. The only thing Lindsay is good at doing now is smoking cigarettes, snorting blow, and showing us her airbrushed crack for pay.
Ya, it escapes me why ANYONE books this coke wh**e for anything. She’s a trainwreck in every sense of the word. Every job she’s booked for could be done better by someone better. Maybe it’s her bargin basement price. Still, she brings a brand down. Why would anyone want any part of her??
Hee, hee, hee, I love this shit.
Me too!! LMAO!!!!
Career suicide.
Not showing up to promote her own Playboy appearance makes her unemployable in show business.
If you listen to her tape on TMZ she had no intention of showing up, anyway…..
Yeah, maybe she blew it off since the cover was leaked online but it was still a dumb crackhead move.
This doesn’t make her unemployable she’s been unemployable for a year or two.
Cover which may we add, SHE HERSELF PROBABLY LEAKED, losing the dumbasses who hired her LOTS of money, but far be it from her to meet professional obligations, that lazy dirty hobag wouldnt know Work Ethic if she had to beej it in a Hollywood bathroom
I can smell her through my computer monitor…blarf!!!
That was funny.
😆
OMG I’m so worry about her. I hope she is able to make it right. Be strong honey. Don’t let them bring you down. Haters don’t miss any oportunity to beat her. Get a life haters and leave her alone.
Nice try, Dina.
I think the beatings are self-inflicted at this point. Everyone’s been going bats for the girl because she did that one movie almost eight years ago, that strikes me the exact opposite of bringing someone down. Where’s the gratitude or acknowledgement? If she’s still down after all of that, it’s time to reach and pull herself up because people have lives to lead and jobs to do and as far as careers go, there is not a single person on this planet who isn’t expendable–this is why we have to be responsible, honourable and gracious (at least, when someone’s watching). It’s just a better way to be, too.
Sooo, you´re not Innocent anymore eh??
Innocent/Nicole is well-spoken and employs punctuation and grammar.
Just as she made Matt Lauer look foolish this summer by dissing him, she now makes Ellen look foolish by dissing her. She made Hef look foolish by not promoting her PB shot. Went to Hawaii and showed all her assets for free on the beach. (Why buy the magazine now?)
Has made the California court system look foolish for her many repeat visits.
Why do people keep booking and hiring this waste of oxygen? All she does is takes the money and runs. What Hollywood agent in his or her right mind would hire this mess. She has proven over and over and over again that she is unprofessional, unreliable, not to be trusted and apparently not qualified to work in the entertainment industry.
Hopefully, her good luck streak will end, and she will be showed as the useless P.O.S, that she really is. She is so young, and already she is washed up, and her LOOKS are completey gone.
For me it is not about her looks. Everybody in the entertainment industry eventually messes up their looks, with either drugs and booze or wacked out medical procedures. What gets me is how she seems so out of touch with reality but yet keeps coming out on top. Every situation she get in she manages to mess up, and yet gets to skip away. She might as well lift her skirt and moon us all, all the while saying “Kiss my a## I Lindsay Lohan and I can do what ever I want.” She will probably get a “glowing” report today in court but we all know that as soon as probation is over the messes will begin.
I believe she got paid for those shots on the beach.
I think this was a make-or-break move with the Ellen no-show. And it broke. Hopefully Hef and/or Ellen will sue her little cracked-out ass.
Waste of space.
In the recording on of her right after her purse was ‘stolen’ she said she flies in right before court.
She never intended to go to Ellen. She wanted to stay in Hawaii. She just wants to have fun and do whatever she feels like doing with no regard for others and Is irresponsible.
I think she didn’t want to talk about the leaked photoshoot and therefor fled to Hawaii.
Seriously, why do people still give a crap about her? She is completely unprofessional and a drama queen. No one cares about her. Okay, I care about her more than I do the Kardashian’s, but that’s not a huge compliment…
this chick need jail,rehab and a hot bath.
So glad they haven’t invented a way to smell people or things through the computer screen I would be barfing right now.
Hef is having a stroke about now. First they had to reshoot all the pics, then the pics ended up on the web before the release of the magazine, and now she doesn’t even show up to promote the issue. She grabbed the money and ran so she could get more crack and booze. She probably delayed coming back so she’d have time to detox in case they asked her to take a piss test after returning from a vacation out of state.
at least she couldn’t steal any clothes from the photoshoot ; )
maybe some shoes…
It’s crazy how much better her post surgical face looks. It’s the first tinge in years I look at a pic of her and think wow she’s pretty. But sadly or inevitably she’s already jacking it up , look along the sides of her refreshed noise and there’s the unmistakable swelling from sniffing drugs. I’ve heard from friends that had nose jobs after you get one if you go back to snorting it falls apart inside quickly. I believe that it already looks so puffy and painful. Ugh gross sunless tanner lines and she’s the ashy-est white girl ever, doesn’t she have lotion or did she hock all her product for crack after she got her crack budget stolen?
That’s not ashy skin… That’s where that orange mess called sunless tanner has been faded..from either washing only those certain areas or not putting on very well & even.. But then it wouldnt be both knees that showed the blotchy mess of
tanner/ no tanner (me things she was using those knees lately trying to come up w/ drug money quickly as dealers aren’t going to take her word for it that her ten grand was supposedly stolen.. Her feet could be from standing in salt water say on a beach…and hands..are usually first to fade from washing them. (though the hygiene washing hands & germs thing doesn’t strike me as a LILO trait)… Ahh but fresh bleaching of extensions and washing it out will take that self tanner right off the hands. No, White girls not ashy just plain nasty.
TRASHY not ASHY. Should be her next tattoo. :O)
On a bright note, Lindsay won the “Glassiest Eyes at the Jay-Z Concert” contest last night. Girlfriend has begun to look permanently haunted.
I like the way her thighs are tanned but her feet are white. I guess frolicking in the surf, boobs akimbo, will wear off your fake-bake right quick. Also, arms brown–> hands white.
Can I change my screen name to Boobs Akimbo, please? Kaiser?
“Boobs Akimbo”?!
OMG
rofl
I want to be “The Fake Boobs Akimbo.”
Aw, thanks, Seal Team! I’d be honored to have you as my Fake Partner. We could be action heroes masquerading by day as slutty cokey has-beens.
No, I want to be “boobs akimbo” I’m still laughing!
boo, you’d have to be Little boobs Akimbo! Collect the whole set!
Hey, Seal Team . . . I knew I was spending too much time on gossip sites when I read an article that mentioned Seal Team 6 and thought of you rather than the real ST6.
That being said, I think Kimbob will sue y’all for Name Infringement!
That was a good one.
missed flight = aka. was to hungover/drunk/cracked out to fly and would have gotten busted. Again.
i havent read a single comment,so i hope im not repeating what already has been stated. wait,what? misses a commitment to promote PB (whoa nasty crackhead)on Ellen,yet manages to get to a concert. uneffinbelieveable. just like her/uneffinbelievable!!!!! i thought ellen must have been seething yesterday at her complete disregard for her appearance,i really really hope she is in breach of contract with PB or Ellen. maybe her glowing report isnt so glowing and she is getting in (LOL) all she can before perp walk. little miss thang walking her only red carpet appearance to court. what a nut job,literally. LOL speaking of PB i find it absolutely perfect that marge simpsons PB cover used the “same” bunny chair!!!!! ironic thatlittle miss thang is in the same league as a very sucessful cartoon/animated character,actually marge is above LL! now i will enjoy the comments posted.hold on i was waiting for my comments to post,look at her hands they are white and her arms only tanned to the wrist!and the rosary beads for little miss saintly thang.
Move that Ellen show! I’m Lindsay Lohan! As if Ellen can just rearrange everybody else’s schedule to accommodate LL’s irresponsible behavior. Please.
So not only does she look like a junkie, but also a hooker who ahh has been on her knees one to many times in a seedy dark damp alley and it ate her sunless tanner off of the poor exposed skin. To top it off…that hair is so white and that ugly dress w/ that face..looks more like An old old junkie looking to score her next fix!
The word “pendulous” comes to mind in the pics of that black dress! Are they new? If ‘yes’, shouldn’t they be more, um, perky?
I read on another site that the Ellen promo was part of her contract with PB for the shoot. I wonder if she’ll have to fork over some of the money that was paid to her?
Hef has to be kicking himself in his wrinkly old ass for paying this scank for this. I highly doubt she was paid 1 million for this but even if she was, it had to have cost him double that for the extra photos and the photo-shopping and now she cant even get on a plane to promote the dumb thing.
I REALLY wish Hef/PLayboy would, but I doubt they will because of the embarrassment quotient.
Skank.
I think the missed flight was due to a last minute binge to snort the rest of her stash.
While I highly doubt she was walking around with 10k, no one carries a lot of cash unless they’re buying drugs. She went there to binge because due to probation, chickie can’t go to Columbia like Charlie Sheen.
she’s got the ugliest legs. KEEP EM COVERED !
Take a close look Ladies,
You will recogize that look on that face…
She dazed alright but behind that is the look I’ve seen on my kids faces a lot when they were small….
Dread and Fear……..she know she’s done something really bad and she’s scared out of her skull right now…I don’t think its the court either..Hell thats already bought and paid for ..but she’s screwed andpissed off some mighty powerful people in Hollywood right now and she knows it. and even her “connections” that have keep her ass out of jail all this time are that high on that “connection” list…Hefner been in bed with them since the beinging of his career…Miss unthouchable is about to find out how touchable she is…..
The funny thing is that all of you had predicted that she would fuck it up again, even when it seems impossible… and she did. I am amazed how she can provide an endless source of entertainment. I used to root for her to pull it together, but not anymore. Now I know it is not going to happen, and she will keep doing this. Blogs will keep posting her crap for a while, but eventually we will get bored and she will just fade away like fake tan. Maybe resurface some years later at a video game premier looking like Courtney Love and then some more years later looking like Donatella Versace. I wonder if she has realised it yet.
This made me LOL.
Yeah, but Dana Plato was actually IN the video game.
Can I ask a question, am I really out of it fashion wise or are those bracelets on her wrist a cool new trend? I don’t get it.
She has like 12 mismatched bracelets on both of her wrists, on what planet does that even look good/stylish?
And is there a Kaballah bracelet in there ? The red string ? Is Cracken now a Mystic Jew ?
I think those bracelets are the in look right now for 10 year olds. 🙂
She’s pathetic. But at least she’s good for laughs with her shenanigans.
Can I just say the airport pictures make her look rather chunky?
At least she has her priorities in order. After all she did make sure that she was back in time for the Jay-Z concert. What an idiot.
It’s beyond me have people can continue to defend her.
Exactly… and then she will deny it, no matter how many photos were taken of her being there.
You know, Ellen has a decent amount of clout in the industry, and even my rather homophobic grandmother loves her and thinks she and Portia make a nice couple, so this was a real Eff You to Ellen.
And, we all rightfully snark on Hef, but he does know alot of people, and can help open alot of doors for people. She just screwed Playboy, and if she thinks people aren’t noting that, she is more cracked out than I thought.
Two more things: 1. why was she allowed to leave CA? It wasn’t for work or a family function. The PO disobeyed the Judge’s orders, and 2. The Judge should bring up the whole cracked out 10K thing and her blowing off work (Ellen) to go to a concert. However, Judge Starstruck won’t.
I don’t think the judge can question her on the money because that really don’t have anything to do with the probation terms. All she can do is question the the probation officer as to why Blowhan was allowed to go to Hawaii when it wasn’t business related.
When it comes right down to it, the probation officer let her go on a vacation from her probation terms.
But we all know how corrupt the CA legal system is and that probation officers can be bought to give “glowing” reports.
Certainly wouldn’t be the first time; definitely won’t be the last. Especially when it comes to The Phoenix Crackroach.
Can we have an open post this PM? Yeah, I know nothing will happen, but we can still tailgate!
An I a weirdo for taking personalky this slight against Ellen Degeneres? I love ED. I think she has such a good heart (which is prob why she stuck her neck out for Lohan), she’s funny and completely gifted. ED is what is good about the entertainment industry. I am so pissed that LL’s toxic field reached Ellen. Ellen deserves more respect. And I’m slightly disappointed that LL was invited in the first place. Playboy reveal and Ellen D Show just don’t seem to go together.
Question: Why does that crucifix around her neck not sear her skin?
This whole mess started nearly 5 years ago with the two DUI charges. I just don’t understand how the judge can look at photos of LL or look at LL (with the war paint make-up and rotten teeth from a few months ago) and not order drug testing. Does the judge actually believe that she’s clean?
What’s with all the powder on her knees and ankles? Was she snorting stuff off the carpets or just too damn lazy to use some lotion?
I’m guessing her fake tan rubbed off on her knees and feet in the sand on her vacay and doesn’t care how bad she looks in photos where this is almost always present.
I get so excited on court days! Ditto what everyone else says so I won’t rehash–but I DO love those black booties(?) in the black/white crack photo shoot where she is sitting on the stairs, apparently awaiting her next customer/dealer.
Anyone who has anything to do with her is a sucker. What did Ellen and Hef expect, integrity? It’s as if they’re always blaming her victims. “…I know she did that to them, but she wouldn’t do that to me, because she likes me and signed stuff and promised and i’m not a loser like everyone else who trusts her…”
Who knows? Hef’s decision-making abilities have been seriously impaired this year, I mean, at least he used to be a successful sleazie. I’m sure Ellen’s great, but she’s the thing to which I fall asleep if I have the flu, so I don’t know why anyone thought Snorts Of Atlantis would be a good fit for that show.
People,
People who book crackheads…
Are the patsiest dummies in the world!
can we talk about what’s really important here? w.t.F is going on with the other crackie’s shoes in picture number 3?
I know, right? She actually chose to go to the airport wearing a white coat, leopard purse, pleather leggings and blue and white churchy shoes.? Maybe she spent the night out and that’s all she had in the back of her car?
no no, LOOK at the sizing of the shoes! they’re at least three sizes too big. i’m aghast
What? The sizes? I didn’t even notice the size because they are just so wrong on so many levels!
was she wearing gloves in Hawaai?? And WTF her head is HUGE
and her knees need lotion…BADLY.
Boo
Its a shame we had to cancel our heist at Blohans house last night because when she missed her flight and knew she’d be back last night, we STUPIDLY thought she’d be in for the night for court, so we called off the heist.
Now in retrospect, how idiotic we’re WE to think Blohan would keep a low profile after missing the flight and blowing off Ellen and STAY HOME. We could have scored some good Hawaiian shit if we had gone through with it.
I feel like a fvckin dumbass, you?
Absolutely! We are showing our foolish sense of responsibility and decorum when we expect crackheads to stay the hell home the night before court when they’ve just embarrassed themselves and their employers. Oh, shame on us!
Missing the flight is an excellent metaphor for her life.
Ladies, anyone know when the court session starts? It’s the only thing getting me through the work day. LULZ.
9:30 PST. See you there!
thanks, bella baby!
“Lindsay had a travel-related issue arise that took a few hours to SNORT out…”
Hee-hee! Am I the only who thinks it’s funny (as in “ha-ha”) that Honig also reps Brooke “The Trainwreck” Mueller? Seems like crackheads are his standard customers!
Agreed. Always tell part of the truth is the Lohan mantra.
THIS Phoenix Crackroach just won’t let go! Were I Hef, I would have with-held at least HALF of her PB shoot money until she had fulfilled her contractual obligations to “promote” her cover. (It’s not like she has the most *ahem* reliable reputation.)
Now, if Hef was too senile to do that, then he should sue her ass for breach of contract. (It’d be nice to see Blohan on the receiving end of a lawsuit for a change.) Ellen should sue her too, for loss of revenue or something along those lines. (Because I don’t know that Ellen “requires” contracts of her guests.)
Using the “missed flight” excuse to avoid going on the show and then going to a concert is total slap in the face to both Ellen AND Hef, who are not without power in H-Wood. Can’t wait to see the fall-out from this!
Ladies, for the crack tail-gate, I have a special holiday treat: Cracked Egg Nog! Sprinkled with nutmeg & percocet, of course!
Yummy, I would like a tall mug of that!
Where’s Mortician? I want a cranberry cracktini too. One of each right next to each other, a sip of one, then the other.
Damn Original B, those sound awesome. I love eggnog.
“Lindsay had a travel-related issue arise that took a few hours”….yeah finding a dealer
You don’t suppose leaving her bag in an unlocked car was done on purpose? That there really wasn’t any money in it, but if her travel docs were stolen she wouldn’t be able to get back to LA in time for Ellen? And it backfired because someone gave it back?
I’ve stayed at the North Shore in rented houses (great spot, btw), and one thing everyone tells you is to not leave things in your car and to lock it. Local thieves LOVE tourist loot.
Nice chapped looking knees there Lilo. No doubt from crawling around for hours looking for that lost passport huh?
That last picture looked unusually natural.
tv schedules are so difficult it’s impossible for the ellen show to shift it for her it’s just disgusting how she never respects the time and jobs of others
That is a mighty five-head she’s sportin’ there. How long before she’s completely bald upstairs too?