As you may remember, Lindsay Lohan treats her court appearances like runway shows. She always leaks the details and designer IDs to TMZ too, so we know immediately that she’s wearing Lanvin or Chanel or what have you, even though pretty much every expensive designer piece looks totally bargain-basement tacky-ass on LL. It doesn’t help that she doesn’t adhere any of my general style rules for court appearances – go here to review. She usually looks like a day hooker who got busted by a corrupt undercover cop, and the hooker has to appear in the “judge’s chambers” to work out a plea deal.
Anyway, yesterday’s court appearance was kind of different, though. TMZ did not got the details on LL’s outfit, so I have no idea whether her ensemble is designer or anything. Plus, LL was covered up. Mostly. I hate to admit that I actually like her cardigan. It’s cute, and I wouldn’t have rolled up the sleeves, but it’s a nice, neutral piece. The pants are pretty wrong – that’s some really dated, ’80s-style pleating. But should we give LL some credit for not showing off her saggy jugs and not wearing anything made of latex? Eh.
By the way, during the hearing, Judge Sautner specified LL’s rules for traveling out of the state of California while on probation. Sautner told her, “There seems to have been some confusion on whether or not you were allowed to take vacation outside the state. Ms. Mansfield apparently thought your sister’s birthday was a holiday… In any month in which you finish your 12 days early, you may then travel.” So… LL needs to get 12 days done soon before she goes on some crackie jaunt to God knows where.
PS… I’m adding closeups of her crackface because it’s so amazingly gross. I really can’t believe what she’s done to herself. And the worst part is that she thinks she looks awesome. Bitch thinks she’s got this.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame, Pacific Coast News.
I think it is so sad that a Judge has to give incentives to a 25 y/o woman to do the right thing. This isn’t Kindergarten. The sweater was okay. I try to avoid looking at her anymore she’s just gross.
I like the sweater, gawd no on the pleated pants. Face is a mess, as always.
Ditto.
Pants look like linen, which wrinkles.
Yes. I wore them to work in the 90’s. How in the hello did Linnocent get her hands on my old clothes? 😉
Those lips look painful! And what is going on with her chin?
It looks like she’s had some jaw reconstruction in the past, and now her coke bloat is filling in around it.
Gross.
So gross
I love this outfit but on someone else like Jessica Biel. Blohan hair colour is awful! She needs to go back to her roots. She looks so cheap and budget!
Thank you! First of all, this yellow haircolor is gawd awful. Second, her natural red was absolutely GORGEOUS! What is she thinking?
Totally cosign. She’s always looked best as a redhead, although her brunette stage was okay. But she seems to always be blonde when she’s going pretty badly, so I don’t think we’ll see her red again unless she gets her shit together.
omg! Check the lips and jawline! Jesus!
Wow! I actually like her outfit, I totally have to compliment her on this look, as this will most likely be a non-recurring moment in the history of time.
Those lips are insuffrable though-
tss.. so close LiLo…
can’t we cut lindsay some slack? she has buckled down and is doing well..so what do we pick on now? her clothing…come on guys…let’s try an experiment…instead of ripping her to shreds and saying nasty things about her, lets try sending her positive energy good thoughts attagirlishness.. it can’t hurt and at very least you can see how much better it feels to be positive instead of negative… you know help instead of harm…karma is a dyed in the wool bitch and when it boomerangs on your ass what do you want coming back at you? i rest my case…
I agree with you 100%. People trash Lindsay way too much. Give the girl a break, it’s people who obsess over her and rag on her that keep the woman in the spotlight. They do it just to have someone to hate on. Haters.
Marcel and ImAFan – Y’all can’t be serious!!! She keeps herself in the spotlight because there’s nowhere else in the world she would rather be. I would rather send positive energy to earthquake survivors who are still waiting for a proper roof over their heads than to Lindsay Freaking Lohan. I’m not stopping you from doing it but please do not ask me to waste my positivity on her. When she decides to focus on getting her life back together and not taking off to Hawaii for a vacation (from WHAT????) where she makes her cash from calling the paps before getting it “stolen” and blowing off publicity commitments for the one damn job she managed to land (from Playboy), then I can consider cutting her slack
/end of rant
The problem is that this girl has gotten slack for years. At this point she is so entightled she truly believes she is deserving of all things wonderful. Despite the awful things she’s done. She has no remorse nor does she think she’s done anything wrong. So I ask you, why in the world should we give her any more slack?!?!
so you take it upon yourself to decide that she has had enough slack and should be vilified? who died and left you boss??? why don’t you self-examine and then get back to me…
@I’mAFan: You are straight-up delusional. U do understand that personal opinions are personal opinions, right? No one has to give you a freaking answer as to why this waste of oxygen gets no sympathy. She is a straight-up P.O.S who thinks she is entitled to anything she wants; I knew someone who went to school with her in Jersey, and even then, said she was the absolute worst human being ever. And this was when she was 12-15 or so!
The fact that you are sticking up for her shows your true colors as well, and I would actually consider having you call me delusional a compliment because your thinking is JACKED!
Oh, and next time you want to discuss Karma, please tell me the karmic retribution for jacking a car with THREE PEOPLE INSIDE, and flying down the highway at speeds over 100mph while high on cocaine and on probation for another DUI. Please explain what kind of karmic retribution that deserves (or does karma only apply to others).
It’s a gossip blog of course we are going to comment…as far as I’m concerned she hasn’t done anything note worthy.Her sense of entitlement is disgusting.You should save your karma comments for someone who deserves it.
wow such viciousness and hate…y’all make my point…i’m for giving her a break you are entitled to your opinion and your bad karma 🙂
ps karen you sound envious
@ImAFan I shouldn’t further incite a troll like you but I can’t help myself. “I must be envious”. Yeah, I really wish I could
check off the box that says, “I have been convicted for an offense for which I have not been pardoned” on my next job application. I’m terribly envious that I’m not drowning in debt and delusional enough to think that spreading my legs for Playboy or any paparazzi’s camera will help my career. Real envious.
I hope you aren’t on Lindsay’s payroll…because that money will be snorted up her nose before it can go into your hands for defending her so vigorously. Make sure she pays you upfront – and keep a counterfeit machine handy because you never know what she will pull.
If you are a fan, shouldn’t you be worried about Karma boomeranging on Crackie’s ass? Have you encouraged her to do good? Do you even expect good from her? Ever? Or should she be able to do what she wants, when she wants, and we will all praise her for it? And trust, I know what positive feelings as opposed to negative feel like, along with everyone else who comments here.
I am only responsible for my own actions and I choose to send Lindsay positive energy. I feel for her because she started working/supporting her family at an early age and has crappy parents etc etc. why does it bother all of you so much if I choose to support her and not jump on the let’s kick lindsay wagon? really. you can go on hating if you want. i am merely pointing out the karmic ramifications.
ImAFan made a valid point: When everyone in the room is trashing one specific person – is it mandatory for YOU to trash as well as soon as you enter? Does trashing help this specific person / economical situation / political situation / homeland security / global warming? YOUR ego?
As much as trashing & bitching is fun (this IS cele*bitchy* after all) it should never be mandatory to join the happy stone-thrower-crowd. Especially when the person in question is already lying on the ground. Not much moving anymore.
Give this situation a rest.
So, after car-jacking some folks while high/drunk/both; stealing from numerous photo-shoots/”modeling” gigs/jewelry stores; crashing cars like they’re Matchbox; lying; denying; blowing off work commitments AND legal requirements; and basically shitting all over the Cali legal system, exactly how much more “slack” should Blohan be given?
I know right! It’s as though we’ve been the ones doing the crack by not giving her YET ANOTHER break.
Thank you! I got shit on for expressing my opinion to this “crazed iamafan” I am still self examining and will get back to her delusional ass sometime later!
I see I’ve roused the rabble..Ladies (and I use the term loosely) why don’t you take that bile and shove it? you seem far too angry and overly involved in this girl’s life.. perhaps you should get one of your own? i would be willing to bet you are all very ugly and fat and smoke cigarettes and don’t bathe…it just a feeling…. 🙂 hahaha
ImAFan
“i would be willing to bet you are all very ugly and fat and smoke cigarettes and don’t bathe…”
3 outta 4 aint bad! Put THAT in your crack pipe and smoke it.
*waving* at Belle, Karen, Lady D
‘SOME PEOPLES KIDS!’ Nuff said.
**waves back at Madisyn**
I knew I was further inciting the troll but I’ve never been known to keep my mouth shut and be the “bigger person”.
You and me both K, you and me both!
She still is showing the saggy boobs-no bra. But, I’ll grudgingly admit improvement.
YES! Why does she refuse to wear a bra to court? Besides just being disrespectful, it looks bad, and does she not know how bad her girls are going to sag in the future? And those pants are just beyond hideous.
at least she’s wearing pants…for a change.
Is she wearing a bunch of dark makeup under her chin? Yea, that’s not helping at all. Girl needs to drop the crack and the bleach and let her red hair grow back in. That paper white hair does not go with her complexion. Kinda sad.
Why is she so bloated?
What’s going on with her chin??? And her cheeks are so puffy from binge drinking.
And could that fake, dried out hair be anymore frizzy?
This is just sad now.
Well of course she looks bad on here, you always post the most unflattering pictures of her. It’s easy to think someone looks like trash when all you post is bad pictures. So biased!
Is that you Dina? Nana Lohan???? why don’t you feed Ali a sandwich and quit worrying about what we say about Lindsay.
And blowing smoke up her ass HELPS her??
She looks better than she has, but she still looks awful. If you want to be her #1 fan, that’s your business. But don’t fault the rest of us for taking off the rose colored glasses (years ago).
Like there’s good one out there. You’d have to go back to ’04 at least.
Marcel and ImaFan are clearly related to her and need some money- no one who is not using this scumbag for money would ever give her props for anything
I love the outfit on her, especially compared to what you normally see her wearing. The eye make up however is just awful. And her hair does not look healthy at all. She seems to be gaining a double chin. Maybe she has cleaned up and is putting on some pounds, which is a good thing.
I hate her double chin. I hate it because I am plump with a slight one and want to lose weight to get rid of it but this dayum b*tch gives me no hope of it when she has one too! LOL I really hope its due to her nasty habits so I can feel better about it.
Girl, don’t let Blohan get you down! Losing weight for a healthy person does dinimish the double chin. This chick has coke bloat- another thing entirely!
What’s up with that double chin? Weird. Must be from drinking? Soon enough, she’ll get that sliced off by her “doctor”.
If you see pics of her from the side, the sweater gaps horribly between the buttons. That’s a problem with cramming gigantic knockers into a small cardigan.
They used bad photos because SHE LOOKS BAD. Go to the Superficial, where you can zoom in on Lindsay’s My-Lushy-Aunt-Joan-Celebrates-Her-50th-Birthday shots…with SHOTS being the key word. Her nose is all swollen on the sides, and her whole face into her jowly neck is hugely bloated.
I believe the outfit is something Shawn Holley brought along in her trunk as a “just in case” outfit…she probably had to go to Lindsay’s house early, flop her stanky limbs out of the bed, cram her into some clothes, heave her still-puking body into the SUV, and then smack her into a state of semi-alertness for court. A little pharmaceutical pick-me-up on the way to court probably kept her going until she got back into the SUV an hour later. She’s in bad shape.
I don’t blame anyone for not being able to see past her face, but has anyone else ever noticed her fingernails? Why do they always look so gross and dirty?
Does crack cocaine stain fingernails?? That could be it 🙂
Wow, it looks like she clawed her way out of something heinous! URRGHH
K
Crack stains because of torching the crack with a lighter makes the glass pipe go black.
Don’t ask.
@Madisyn – I’m not gonna ask any questions! There are plenty of crime shows and websites that also demonstrate what crack use can do to fingernails. I’m just gonna assume that’s how you found out because you knew my inquiring mind wanted to know but was too lazy to search for the answer myself 😀
Karen
L O F*ckin L!
R I G H T !
Your an angel. We’re trolling over on the last tmz Blohan thread ‘Killin it’ etc. The trolls are out in full force, come join!
That goes for all you other bitches too. YOU know who you are!
If the eyes are the window to the soul (Lindsay’s eyes are dead), the fingernails are the window into a person’s general health and hygiene. Clean, healthy people–especially people who expect to be photographed daily–do not routinely have dirty, disgusting fingernails.
Smoking cigarettes and crack. Or digging around in the gutter for her next fix.
Afternoon Boo, belle
Take your pick? All of the above?
I won’t comment on the rest of that ensemble she’s wearing, but those sunglasses look like she picked them up at some dollar store. They look cheap.
My thing is, is she only wearing the cardigan with no shirt or bra underneath? I mean really? I wish I had perky boobs,but the reality is that it’s better for me to deal with the fact that I don’t so I don’t go outside looking like I can jump rope with my breasts.
The sweater is OK. Her face though? Looks like a can of smashed assholes with giant slug lips. Definitely a face FAIL.
Much more appropriate court attire than normal. If she hadnt pulled the missed plane/screwing over Ellen/missing purse stunt, I would almost wonder whether she was maturing…
that is a grandma outfit at best.
You would think that if she was going to pay to puff up her lips she’s also lipo that double chin or something. Does she not know she has it?
I think she wore nice, neutral tones to show the judge how down-to-earth she is now. Plus, it’s December, so a sweater and pants are reasonable.
I have always felt a little bad for her until she pulled all that bs about Heath Ledger. And in these photos she looks exactly like the piece of cracked out shit that she is.
That last pic says it all…..CRACKED- OUT!!!
HAHAHAHAA
Bitch wore tapered pants! That’s nearly as bad as skinny jeans or leggings after 2010!!!!!
dlisted has close up on her face…but beware you may not be able to stomach them….
Botox has worn out of the forehead wrinkles and they are showing, good thing her eyes are puffy cause they are more wrinkles then I have at 64 and her nose is swollen and shes bloated
Looks just like a lonng weekend of drinking and snortig…
Looks like she’s working on a goiter there.
Heavy, heavy paint on that face.
she is the best anti-drug poster.
Well it’s one of her few court appearances she gets to walk out of in her street clothes, so I give her that. What a trainwreck!
This is her most appropriate court outfit. I’d like to think LL got her wake up call, but let’s see how she does over the next few months.
I still don’t know why she was allowed to go to Hawaii after only 1 month of good behavior.
Well, the outfit is more conservative, thus more appropriate for court, but she still looks a hot mess. Those pants look like she pulled them out of the dirty clothes basket.
On the upside, her cheeks seem to be settling.
I for one would have no interest in whatever she chose to wear, it’s simply her egotistical attitude that makes me scoff at her. At least have some inkling of a star quality if you’re going to profess to be one.
Sweater is okay but those pants look like they came off the Goodwill floor.
For those who missed the finger-in-the-mouth-pose:
http://www.jag-jeans.com/
I’ve never heard of this company, but I guess LL is their new spokesperson.
Her face look so strange. I keep expecting someone to pull off her Scooby-Doo mask to reveal Michael Lohan playing out some sicko fantasy or something.
My ten year old brother just summed it up perfectly : “she looks like a granny who’s trying to look young and has puffed her lips up… how old is she ?” you wouldn’t believe me if I told you hun.
Haha lovin the heated argument over LL bein’ a granny ho bag and all…I am just going to add my 2 cents here:
She drives drunk, drives high,stole an heirloom fur coat from a total stranger at a party and F-ed it up with her cigarette in the short time she had it. She’s wretch with no class and she knows this. This is why she’s an addict and vice versa. Vicious cycle of abuse. I hate her for wasting a career and all that money and opportunity. There are so many people out there who deserve it more than she does. She could have really educated herself and made something of her life. No sympeathy here. Just go away you jerk!
OMG… her face looks horrid!!!! Why Lindsay??? Why?!!!?