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The new James Bond movie is going to be a lot more interesting than we thought. Rumor has it that girly-man Daniel Craig is going to redeem himself as the most metrosexual Bond ever with full frontal nudity in the film. Now Judi Dench, who is pretty well endowed herself, says that Craig’s no slouch in the manhood department. The dignified British actress says he’s got a monster c0ck!
DAME JUDI DENCH has lavished praise on DANIEL CRAIG’s manhood, insisting the JAMES BOND actor’s penis is “an absolute monster”. The Oscar winner, who plays M in the 007 movies, used a trailer opposite Craig during the shooting for CASINO ROYALE, and was surprised to find the 38-year-old actor wandering naked outside one day. Dench recalls fondly, “It’s an absolute monster. Sorry, I shouldn’t say that, should I? How uncouth of me.”
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When I read that all I could picture was the final scene in “Boogie Nights,” and I got a little woozy thinking about the possibilities for “Casino Royale.” Despite all of Craig’s well-publicized personal foibles, some of which were bogus like the story that he couldn’t drive a stick, (I never corrected that story, sorry) A reviewer at The Sun saw it and says he’s the best Bond since Connery. It sounds like he’s certainly fit for the part.
Here are older pictures of Craig filming “Casino Royale.”
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Daniel Craig, Judi Dench, Nude, Photos, Sexy
17 Responses to “Judi Dench says that Daniel Craig’s pen1s is an “absolute monster” Ow!”
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Why - what did he do to you?
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What makes him an ass? NO, really, I haven’t heard and I want to know!
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i don’t care what monster he has, the scene is gonna be like 2 sec in a average 2 hour movie…
being James Bond is more about the overall charisma, the FACE…
i just think he doesn’t have…
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I have hated the last few bond movies and I think this one actually looks pretty good. Im actually considering seeing it. unlike the last three.
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oh, yes and… full frontal nudity huzzah!
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“being James Bond is more about the overall charisma, the FACE…”
There’s a difference between charisma and face. If it was all about the face, there wouldn’t have been a Bond after Connery. It’s about the attitude, and if Daniel Craig has it, then he’s Bond.
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I’ve never ever seen a complete James Bond movie, so I’m the wrong to judge any new Bond, BUT let me tell you that I find Daniel Craig in the latest stills of the movie and the trailer absolutely HOT - he looks like a cool British agent, perfect for this role =)
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I was not sure about Daniel Craig at first, but after seeing the trailers, I say brilliant! He’s v sexy and his bod is awesome!
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Like a PP, I’ve never seen a James Bond movie either. This is the first one that I’ve seen the trailer and then wanted to see (even before I heard about the monster c*ck).
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“Full frontal” nudity? Oh, please. It won’t be in the movie version, I can tell you that. They’re going to put it on the DVD and make people pay through the nose.
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The thought of Dame Judi Dench taking notice of these things makes me a little nauseous for some reason.
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I think he’ll make an excellent Bond. He’s the most talented actor to have ever taken on the role (not hard really when you consider the competition). Sean Connery was a great Bond as he’s got an awesome screen presence but his actings skills are fairly basic. Daniel Craig on the other hand is talented, has screen presence and a rock hard body I would love to run my hands over……
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While I couldn’t care less about his wang, I have to say that I am excited about Craig’s Bond. I think he could be the best Bond since Connery. Hopefully he won’t disappoint.
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i think his is a talented actor
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Helllo!!! ???????
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that guy is such an asshole
i am completly boycotting his new film
who cares what judi dench said about his “full frontal nudity”
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