Celebitchy: February 26, 2006 - March 04, 2006 Archives

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- Scarlet Johansson gets a nose ring (The Sun) and has tantric sex with Josh Hartnett (Celeb News Wire)
- Gisele Bundchen waves her ass at construction workers (Daily Dish)
- Playboy won't pull Jessica Alba issue (MSNBC)
- Jessica Simpson is getting fat (The Superficial)
- Kelly Osbourne makes out with some guy from a band called Kasabian (Sky Showbiz)
- Reese Witherspoon can't hide her A-type personality (Female First)
- Michelle Williams' old school may be distancing itself from the Brokeback star, but Jake Gyllenhaal's alma mater knows that being gay is the next big thing (TMZ)
- The entire gossip industry is staged (The Bastardly)
- Mel Gibson to speak Maya at the Oscars (Canoe ) while Philip Seymour Hoffman may bark (Digital Spy)

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Mar
04

That's professor Manson to you

Marilyn Manson teaching a class
MTV's college channel, mtvU, has a popular realtiy series called "Stand In" that has celebrities and musicians making surprise visits as college guest lecturers. Featured celebrities include Marilyn Manson, Madonna, Cameron Diaz, Snoop Dogg and Bill Gates:

"Stand In" appearances are shrouded in secrecy to preserve the element of surprise for the students and also to avoid inciting a circus. But many times, the celebrities are as surprised as the students.

When Marilyn Manson arrived at an Arts in Society class at Temple University - armed with a bottle of absinthe, the legendary green muse that inspired legions of artists from the French Impressionists to Ernest Hemingway - he was shocked at the appearance of the teacher, a young gentleman with bright blue hair.

"Are you the teacher?," he said. "This guy looks more f-ed up than I do." (Incidentally, Manson's is the most viewed of all the "Stand In" segments.)

"Stand In" strives to match celebrities with subjects they're able to teach, and has actually turned away requests from celebrities. It's widely popular on mtvU, and is offered on demand on the channel Uber. You can also watch episodes online. It will premiere on MTV proper on 3/5.

You know that if that happened in your school it would be on one of the days that you slept in with a hangover.

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Mar
04

Kevin freeloads, gets picture taken

More thrilling balconey shots of world famous freeloader Kevin Federline. The woman with him is not Britney, but may be "Jenny, her manager's girlfriend" according to posts on the bulletin board where I found the pictures. It doesn't look like they're doing more than hanging out, anyway.

Britney just bought a $5.1 million house in Hawaii and is going to release a new fragrance called "In Control." It's an ironic choice for a perfume name when her life is anything but "In Control."

In Control will be the third fragrant release from the TOXIC hitmaker, following stratospheric sales of her 2004 scent, Curious, and last year's (05) Fantasy.

The singer hopes to release the vanilla-based aroma as a limited edition in April (06).

Kevin Federline on a balconey in Hawaii

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Mar
04

Pam Anderson (Photoshopped) Nipple Slip!

Pamela Anderson's boob popped out yesterday while she was out with David LaChappelle at the Roosevelt Hotel in NY. Famous tranny Amanda Lepore seems to be with them. Unfortunately for Pam there's a large scar visible on her nipple. I live in Europe and don't consider a bit of boob to be NSFW. Sorry for not obscuring it properly, but a little nipple isn't going to hurt anyone.

LaChappelle is the photographer who claims Jessica and Ashlee Simpson owe him $10,000 for not showing up for a scheduled photo shoot. [via]

Two more after the jump.

Update: my husband claims this is Photoshopped. On second glance, it looks fake to me. The tip is a little lighter, the nipple is up too high and the scar is too big. Sorry for the hoax pic.

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Mar
04

Scott Stapp gets sued

Scott Stapp with the caption everyone's out to get me!
First Stapp's career was ruined forever by the timely release of a sex tape, and now he's getting sued by one of the female stars in the video:

The woman, identified as "Jane Doe" in a lawsuit filed in Miami on Thursday, said she believed the video would remain in Stapp's private possession. But a clip from the video turned up on the Internet.

The lawsuit seeks to prevent sale of the video and asks for unspecified damages, alleging the woman suffered emotional distress.

"For all purposes, she is the star of the females in the video," the lawsuit said.

The tape is now in limbo after Stapp and Rock won a temporary court order to prevent its distribution. I really hope that it comes out that Stapp released the video for self-promotion and is only whining about it to hide his involvement. Kid Rock says that Stapp's an idiot and that the video will only help sales of his new album.

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Mar
04

The Simpsons with real people

Here's an incredible video of the opening Simpsons credits filmed with real people. It's meant to publicize the 17th season:

Simpson’s maker Matt Groening has approved the human version of the show’s opening credits to promote the brand new series.

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Mar
04

Webcam pictures of Clay Aiken may be faked

Picture of Clay AIken's supposed webcam pictures side by side with two face shots of female impersonator Coti

The Post Chronicle reports that two different sources state that the webcam pictures of Clay Aiken may have been a hoax by entrepreneurs trying to promote a gay porn movie:

While perusing for info, the crack Post Chronicle gossip team uncovered this gem on a well known Gossip blog site's commentary section: "..John Paulus met Mr Collins at the gay club Legends and the two conspired to bring the salacious story to the gay media and tabloids hoping to make a porn movie spoofing American Idol. All was a total fabrication thought up originally by John Paulus to enhance his porn career. Mr Michael Lucas of Lucas Entertainment did not know of the plot."

Coti Collins is a female impersonator who has toured with Reba McIntire and is the current "Miss Gay Florida America." Even in this picture in full drag, she does bear a resemblance to Aiken.

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Mar
04

Paula Abdul needs an intervention

Paula Abdul has been visibly intoxicated on American Idol for at least two seasons now. In some of last season's auditions, Abdul's slurred comments are edited down to the bare minimum, and the camera spends very little time on her. Trying to fend off rumors of drug abuse, Paula released a statement in April of last year that she was suffering from a rare neurological disorder that causes burning pain, Complex regional pain syndrome. Here's what she said at the time:

"It was getting ugly with the lies people were saying," Abdul tells Entertainment Tonight in an interview airing today [4/20/05] and Friday. "It was time to set the record straight. I want America to know that I have never been addicted to anything, no chemical dependency, nothing for recreational purposes."

Notice the distinction Paula makes between taking something for medical and recreational purposes. She never said she doesn't take drugs, she just said that she doesn't think she's addicted and implied that if she is on medication, she needs it for medical reasons.

A year later and Paula's condition doesn't provide enough of an excuse. People think she needs to sober up before she goes on live TV, and newspapers are buzzing about her ridiculous behavior:

The Boston Herald’s Lauren Beckham Falcone writes... “The ‘American Idol’ judge was incoherent on last night’s live telecast, bumbling lines and giggling like she’d just emerged from a Grateful Dead concert, leaving audiences, contestants and host Ryan Seacrest more confused than a homophobic Clay Aiken fan.

With Heather Cox and Brenna Gethers standing on stage, Ryan Seacrest asked Paula why they were there, and Paula replied, “Simon said because one of them ate pizza and the other ate salad.” Then she started giggling crazily.

She went on to mumble something about a fortune cookies, a moth, cornflake, and a melon. This is true.

All of this comes on the heels of Paula's breech of security at LAX.

Defamer has video of Paula's breakdown on American Idol, and here's a clip of a saner, buffer judge as Barry Bonds impersonates Paula Abdul.

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Mar
04

Links 3/4

Hillary Duff on a bed for Candies home with the caption I look better with my mouth closed, don't I?
- Britney Spears changed her baby's diaper - on a table in a restaurant Who the fuck would even consider that? (Dlisted)
- Jessica Simpson for W Magazine (Just Jared)
- Hillary Duff for Candies Home (Oh no they didn't)
- Christina Aguilera looking like an old lady (Hollywood Tuna)
- The Oscars without the stars (Popbytes)
- Meg Ryan looks like a cgi version of herself (DListed)
- Kristy Swanson wins dating with celebrities (My mother said she has actually watched this) (Blog NYC)
- Erykah Badu and her dead fox scarf (The Bastardly)

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Mar
04

Old people confuse JLove with ghost whispering TV character

Jennifer Love Hewitt feels sorry for her troubled fans, and spends an inordinate amount of time listening to their problems and trying to help them. She's especially bothered when she can't channel her on-screen character, the ghost whisperer, to help widows speak to their dead husbands:

Actress JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT is regularly invited to appear at funerals because fans confuse her with her GHOST WHISPERER character, MELINDA...

She explains, "... a part of me really feels bad that I can't help these people. "I had this woman come up to me and she was so sweet, she was probably 75 and we're sitting there talking and she's telling me how on Friday nights she gets together with her husband and they hold hands on the couch and they eat their favourite meal and they watch the show and how she never misses it and she loves it. "Like 20 minutes into the conversation, I realised that her husband was dead. "She likes the show because she thinks her husband comes to spend time with her then, but I was broken-hearted because I didn't know how to be the Ghost Whisperer in real life. "I was like, 'What do I do?' You can't fake your way through something like that. It was really hard."

JLove spoke to a crazy old woman for 20 minutes, and instead of walking away annoyed, she felt guilty that she couldn't help her! Honey, no one can help someone who thinks they watch TV with their dead spouse.

On February 26th JLove hosted the LA County "Race for the Cure" to benefit the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. She wanted to "honor her aunt who was recently diagnosed with breast cancer and is undergoing treatment." [via]

She has to be the kindest celebrity ever.

Here are some Ghost Whisperer promotion photos. Pictures of J.Love speaking at the "Race for the Cure" are after the jump. [via] and [via]

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Mar
04

Jessica Simpson to publish breakup poetry

Contact Music reports that Jessica Simpson is planning to release her cathartic post-breakup poetry. I bet McCauley Culkin reads like Tolstoy compared to her.

JESSICA SIMPSON is planning to share the poetry she has been writing since her marriage split last year (06) with her fans. The pop star has been scribbling down her most personal thoughts and now she's hoping to turn her musings into a new book. She says, "It's a piece of my heart I want to share with my fans."

Here are some cute pictures from Japanese magazines published last year. (Before she poured her heart out to share with her fans.) Some of the captions are humorously mangled in typical Japanese to English style. Six more after the jump. [via]

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Mar
03

Photos of Matthew McConaughey in Failure to Launch

Failure to Launch will be in theatres March 10. It really looks like it's going to suck and the title could be prophetic, but I might watch it on DVD. The plot is genius. Here's the synopsis from the official movie site (which I had to transcribe and can't link properly because it's all Flash - what poor usability):

Tripp (Matthew McConaughey) has never been able to leave the nest. He's always had some reason or other, but now, his desperate parents have had enough. They hire the gorgeous and talented girl of his dreams (Sarah Jessica Parker) to get him to move out of the house

And they thought SJP was right for this role because...(?)
Failure also features Kathy Bates, Terry Bradshaw, and Bradley Cooper.

Update: Matt didn't have much to say when asked about his co-star SJP, and it's easy to infer from his comments that he didn't get along with her. Sarah blew off the suggestion that there were any problems on set.

Six more after the jump [via]

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Mar
03

NYT Oscar Predictions

The NY Times predicts the Oscar winners using the categories "Conventional Wisdom," "Underdog," "Wildcard," and "Bagger." The rating system is a bit convoluted, with the first three categories independent of the last.

Best Picture:
Conventional Wisdom: Brokeback Mountain
Underdog: Crash
Wildcard: Good Night and Good Luck
NYT Predicted Winner (Bagger): Crash

Best Actress:
Conventional Wisdom: Reese Witherspoon - Walk the Line
Underdog: Felicity Huffman - Transamerica
Wildcard: Keira Knightly - Pride and Prejudice
NYT Predicted Winner (Bagger): Reese Witherspoon - Walk the Line

Best Actor:
Conventional Wisdom: Philip Seymour Hoffman - Capote
Underdog: Heath Ledger - Brokeback Mountain
Wildcard: Terrence Howard - Hustle and Flow
NYT Predicted Winner (Bagger): Philip Seymour Hoffman - Capote

Supporting Actor:
Conventional Wisdom: George Clooney - Syriana
Underdog: Paul Giamatti - Cinderella Man
Wildcard: Jake Gyllenhaal - Brokeback Mountain
NYT Predicted Winner (Bagger): George Clooney - Syriana

Supporting Actress:
Conventional Wisdom: Rachel Weisz - The Constant Gardner
Underdog: Amy Adams - Junebug
Wildcard: Michelle Williams - Brokeback Mountain
NYT Predicted Winner (Bagger): Rachel Weisz - The Constant Gardner

See more predictions in their pop-up graphic (warning: this link will initally resize your screen, but it is easily maximized again.)

And if you missed Reese's Oscar-worthy performance, here's a clip from "Walk the Line" with June telling Johnny off for partying too much:

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Mar
03

Links 3/3

- Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe didn't want to share custody of their pets, so they got back together. (Daily Dish via Oh no they didn't)
- Kid Rock thinks Scott Stapp's a loser, too. (Pop Sugar)
- Scarlett Johansson was shocked by Mizrahi's grope, but maintains perspective. (IDLYITW)
- Is there anything Heidi Klum won't sell? (Dlisted)
- Lindsay Lohan's nipple slip video! (The Bastardly)
- Lindsay Lohan poses with a bong and lines of coke in the background. If only there was a video. (Yeeeah)

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Mar
03

Keira Knightly poses in exchange for spa treatment

Keira looks like she had a manicure at the Diamond Aquifer pre-oscar suite. If she has any sense she'll choose a new color for the Oscars. She seems to have perfected the "I'm so full of shit" pose. Unfortunately they don't do eyebrows at these mini-spa suites. [via]

Keira is said to be dating fellow Pride and Prejudice star, Rupert Friend. She is also said to be a royal pain in the ass.

Update: Keira Knightly to be the new face of Chanel cosmetics.

Three more after the jump.

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Mar
03

Mariah Carey poses for swag

Here are some pictures of Mariah Carey posing at Revlon's pre-Oscar celebrity "suite." [via] According to Entertainment Tonight celebs are getting pre-Oscar cosmetics:

Meanwhile, in other Oscar news and on the celebrity pampering front, to calm stars' nerves and prepare them for the big night, several "style suites" are available to help celebrities relax, refine fashion looks and stock up on key accessories.

What a creative way to explain that celebrities get stuff in exchange for free product promotion. I really hate the word "swag," it sounds so ridiculous.

Oh and that's Mariah's hairstylist Kristofer Buckle. In case you haven't heard the important news, hairstylists are the new BFs. Two more pictures after the jump.

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Mar
03

K-Fed's in Hawaii

K-Fed seems to have joined his foolish wife in Hawaii. Here are some snaggle-tooth pictures of him talking on the phone. I know, these are thrilling. She may have kicked him out of the house, but he's still hanging around. [via]

Update: According to British tab "The Sun," Britney bought a 3 million house in Hawai hoping to rekindle her relationship. I can't keep up anymore, but the girl is just trying too hard. She should have waited to get married. The same crap would have happened to me if I married any of the idiots I dated in my early twenties. [via]

Two more after the jump.

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Mar
03

Carmen Electra thought she was getting paid for sex and still took the money

Carmed Electra at the Opera with the caption Hopefully he'll be satisfied with a lot of cleavage - electra, Pamela anderson was smarter than this ho - lugner
Carmen Electra's shoddy logic reveals how much of a ho she really is. She went the opera as a paid guest of an Austrian businessman who is known for hiring actresses to accompany him to the event. She thought he really wanted sex, though, so she took the money and left early!

Every year Richard Lugner pays a sexy celebrity to join alongside him to the prestigious event, previous 'dates' include Pamela Anderson, Ivana Trump, Sophia Loren, Farrah Fawcett, Sarah, Duchess of York, Raquel Welch, Faye Dunaway, Grace Jones, Joan Collins and Andie MacDowell.

But Carmen has never heard of Lugner and thought that the invitation to Thursday's event to be an lewd proposal. According to the AP, "She forced her benefactor to present a statutory declaration that he wasn't expecting an intimate date and banned him from picking her up at Vienna airport."

Richard says, "She thought I was looking for a sexual adventure and emphasized that she is a married woman. Every year I go with my wife and my child and pick up my guest at the airport. My wife is always with me. I even told her management that she can bring her husband (Dave Navarro) as well, even if he's all covered with tattoos and you can only see his fingernails."

When the two eventually met, their date was very brief due to Carmen bolting from the scene, insisting that her tight low-cut dress wasn't short enough to waltz in.

Hollywood Tuna reports that Electra was paid a mere $1,255 dollars, but they seem to have confused the cost of the evening with the unknown amount paid to Electra to serve as an escort. Hopefully Electra thinks her sexual favors are worth at least five figures.

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Mar
03

Chappelle doesn't want new episodes to air

Dave Chappelle in character with the caption a vast black-wing conspiracy brought me down

Dave Chappelle claims that he probably won't return to Comedy Central if they show the new material that he shot before his abrupt departure in May:

"I feel like it's kind of a bully move," Chappelle, 32, told the Dayton Daily News, which publishes near his Ohio home. "That's just how I feel about it. I don't know if that's the case. But if people don't watch it, then I'd be more than happy."

For his part, Chappelle is non-committal. Comedy Central of course wants him to return to his wildly successful show:

Not that Chappelle is completely shutting the door on the possibility of his Comedy Central return, as he warns: "I think if they air that stuff, I can't see how I'm going to be able to. That will damage our relationship."

In a statement to the Associated Press, Comedy Central said: "We are still waiting patiently for Dave to return to work, but we know that our viewers are looking forward to seeing the material he produced for the third season."

According to this website, Chappelle wasn't crazy at all, but was pressured by a cabal of powerful African-Americans, including Jesse Jackson, Oprah, and Bill Cosby, to step down. The site was later dismissed as a viral marketing campaign for a Chappelle show writer. I totally believed that shit, though, until I actually did the research for this post.

Update: "Dave Chappelle's Block Party" is supposed to be hilarious.

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Mar
03

Mariah Carey has a clue

Mariah Carey poses in a bikini with the caption you too can look just like me
While promoting her new line of tween costume jewelry on a Barbara Walers special, Mariah revealed that she has a clue:

"I still don't know if I want to have children. If that's in the cards for me .... it's not if I 'want' to have children. I feel like being a celebrity and having kids is a huge responsibility. I would want to make sure I was fully prepared to handle what would happen to those kids when they have to deal with the baggage of having a famous parent," she said.

Wow, Sienna Miller realizes that she shouldn't put out a clothing line, and Mariah Carey knows that having children is a big responsibility. Eva Longoria, on the other hand, thinks pregnancy is the best way to avoid looking fat.

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Mar
03

Britney Spears is gay for pay on Will and Grace

Some more high-res pictures of Britney Spears' Will and Grace appearance emerged today. Her episode is scheduled to air on April 13th. NBC's original press release had Britney playing a Christian Conservative, but after an outcry from the wingnuts she'll now be playing a lesbian. With Britney's luck in love, she'd be better off switching teams off screen, too. [via]

Here she is with out actor George Takai. Takai's official website states that the episode will air on March 30th, not April 13th. Can anyone clear this up? Three more pictures after the jump.

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Mar
02

Links 3/3

- Lil' Kim's implants are leaking at an inconvenient time for her (NY Daily News)
- Two ushers were shot at a Kanye West concert in the UK (BBC News
- Life and Style finally gives up (Pop Sugar)
- Busta Rymes sued for assault (E online)
- Tara Reid's stomach is like curdled milk (DListed)
- Nick Lachey may be banging Alyssa Milano (Perez Hilton) or his brother's dance partner, Cheryl Burke (I'm not obsessed.) Either way, he's done with Miss Kentucky. (WWTDD)
- The Village Voice Gets Its Very Own Jayson Blair (Blog NYC)
- Meg Ryan changes her daughter's name (Yeeeah!)
- Clay Aiken was betrayed by an IM buddy. (Perez Hilton)

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Mar
02

Nicole Richie back with DJ Am?

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Another picture emerged today of Nicole Richie with ex-boyfriend DJ AM. The two were spotted holding hands as they left Beverly Hills restaurant La Scala. [via]

This is the second recent picture of the two together. They were seen holding hands after a dinner date just last week.

The two confirmed their split on December 7, 2005. According to The Bastardley, AM broke up with Richie after a ten-month engagement because she was too skinny and reminded him of an adolescent.

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Mar
02

Britney might have a clue

divorce?
Reports are surfacing that Britney was enraged after being tipped off about photos of Kevin with his arm around French "actress" Sandy Lakdar, aka DIE2DIE. She supposedly kicked him out - yes again:

Spears was holidaying in Maui, Hawaii on 22 February (06) when a friend called with the news of Federline's latest scandal, according to American magazine Life & Style.

Federline, who was working on his debut album in Los Angeles, was photographed cuddling with a sultry young dancer, called SANDY LAKDAR, outside Hollywood's Millennium Studios.

A friend of Spears' says, "She was literally kicking and screaming (when she heard about the photos). When she got back to her suite, she was so furious, she destroyed everything in sight. She called Kevin but couldn't reach him."

The friend claims Spears has since ordered her husband to pack his bags and "get the hell out" of the house she shares with him in Malibu, California.

The dates seem a bit sketchy, considering that she was just in New Orleans with Kevin. It's possible that she kicked him out afterward.

For her part, Lakdar says that she just met Kevin that day, so of course nothing could have happened:

But Lakdar, 25, is jumping to Federline's defence, insisting she first met Spears' husband the day the photos were taken, and the pop superstar has nothing to fear. She says, "I do not fuck married men."

This argument is weak, given how intimate the two looked. Whether she's telling the truth or not, the pictures are damning. If she only met him that day, then she might not have fucked him but it's still wrong for him to treat her like an old friend. When I first saw the pictures, I even thought the two might be related. Please let it be true that Britney kicked him out, and let's hope she's not really pregnant again. (Or at least that it's not K-Fed's.)

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Mar
02

Eddie Murphy's tranny died under mysterious circumstances

Picture of Eddie Murphy with his statuesque wife, Nicole, and the caption That's not a tranny that's my wife
New details about Eddie Murphy's past may come out in the divorce proceedings with his wife of 13 years, Nicole. Page 6 speculates that she may fight the prenup, citing Murphy's infidelity with various street trannies.

In 1997, Murphy was caught by West Hollywood police with a transvestite hooker in his car. He told his wife that he "stopped to help a person crying." Several other hookers sold tales of Murphy's solicitation to the tabloids, and all of them were convinced to recant, with one exception:

Paul Barresi, a private detective who claims he was hired for damage control by Murphy when the scandal broke, tells Page Six: "I called [Murphy attorney] Marty 'Bull Dog' Singer and told him I could round up all the transsexuals alleging sexual dalliances with Murphy." And they would all recant their stories.

"In less than 10 days," Barresi says, "I got them all to sign sworn, videotaped depositions, stating it wasn't Murphy himself, but rather a look-alike, who they'd encountered - with the exception of Suiuli." In 1998, she fell to her death from her L.A. roof.

Atisone Suiuli was the tranny found in Murphy's car in 1997. After being caught by police, she had proof that she was with Murphy and wouldn't change her story. How convenient for him that she died soon afterwards.

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Mar
02

Links 4/2

Classic Jane Fonda dressed as Barbarella spread-eagled holding a gun with the caption why would you think I'm a top?
- Barry Bonds impersonates Paula Abdul (Concrete Loop)
- Gwen Stefani originally wanted to call her clothing label "Hellagood" (A Socialite's Life)
- Brad and Ang have "secret rings" (Pop Sugar)
- Scans from Star's "Britney: Ready to Divorce?" article (Popbytes)
- Smithsonian starts hip-hop collection (ABC News)
- That iconic image of Nicole and Paris in the coffee shop on their Sidekicks/Blackberries - is it Photoshopped? (Hollywood Rag)
- If anyone cares, the latest bachelor broke up with whoever he ended up picking. (Bricks and Stones via Just Jared)
- There's supposedly a videotape of Jane Fonda using a strap on with Ted Turner. Sorry to put that image in your head... shudder (Celeb News Wire via Egotastic)

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Mar
02

Scott Stapp thinks people give a shit about him

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Scott Stapp, lead singer of Creed and star of a recently released amateur sex tape featuring Kid Rock, thinks people care enough about him to try to ruin his career:

Obviously someone wants to hurt me and doesn't want me to be successful in my solo career," Stapp said in a recent interview. Stapp claims the tape, which was made in 1999, was stolen from him. He and Kid Rock have won a temporary court order preventing World Wide Red Light District from distributing the video or promoting any part of it...

"You don't want to say it's laughable, but it's just like, my God, there's so much stuff," he said. "Somebody does not like you and somebody wants you to fail."

He went on to say "they're just jealous!" (Ok, I made that part up.)

Stapp is quite good at failing on his own, and was arrested in LAX for public drunkenness a mere day after his second wedding.

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Mar
02

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in South Beach

As a Matt Damon and Ben Affleck fan from the days of "Good Will Hunting," my heart skipped a beat when I saw these pictures of the two together. They look great and and I can't wait to see a new movie with the two of them! [via]

According to IMDB news from February 9, 2006, Matt and Ben will be working together soon:

Best friends Matt Damon and Ben Affleck will star onscreen together for the first time in seven years when they appear in a new real-life legal drama. The pair will play lawyers battling to overturn a murder conviction in the untitled movie

In January it was reported that the two were collaborating on a remake of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid," but it turned out to be just a rumor.

Ben and his wife, Jennifer Garner, have a three-month old daughter, Violet, while Matt and his wife, Luciana Barroso, are expecting a baby girl in June. Two more pictures after the jump.

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Mar
01

Clay Aiken looked for another partner online

Poor Clay Aiken, he just can't get a break. On the heels of his last sex scandal comes news that he looked for another partner online. It doesn't seem like much came of the latest "scandal," however, as Star Magazine simply reports an innocuous IM session between the two:

What's the new scandal? While in Boston on tour on Dec. 5, a source claims a lonely Clay Aiken logged onto manhunt.net, a Web site created for men seeking to have sex with other men, from the Wyndham Hotel. Clay eventually found himself an instant message buddy — according to the source, who is a male school teacher — and apparently sent the man photos of himself — clothed and partially-clothed! — via a Web cam!

Uh, big deal. Clay needs to come out already. As for the supposed lawsuit by the "Claymates" or whatever the hell they call themselves, every celebrity misrepresents themselves. Christina Aguilera wears too much makeup - do you want to sue her for hiding her real face?

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Mar
01

Johnny Depp shirtless - just because

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Johnny Depp has a glass of wine during a break from shooting "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" (really, that's the name of the film.) [via]

His uppity co-star Keira Knightly says that Depp and Orlando Bloom have been teasing her since her Oscar nomination:

Knightley told Britain's Heat magazine: "They've been taking the p*** out of me.

"Every time I do a take, they say, 'Oh, is that an Oscar-nominated take?'"

Supposedly Keira has been a diva on set, bringing along a big entourage and insisting that crew not make eye contact with her. She deserves to be teased.

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Mar
01

Lindsay Lohan in April's Seventeen Magazine

Poor choice of wig for these retro shots (I hope that's a wig and not her real hair!) but the pictures are flattering.
Two more after the jump [via]

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Mar
01

Mischa Barton at the GM fashion show

It looks like all the hot actresses attended. (Hopefully their stylists were sober and unoffensive.) [via]

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Mar
01

Links 3/1

- Lindsay Lohan nipple slip pictures (Egotastic)
- Answers to the Liev-Naomi-Winona love triange (Gawker)
- Is Britney pregnant or just fat? (Perez Hilton)
- ~~Haley~~ Haylie (who cares how she spells it) Duff's giant nose at the GM Fashion show (I'm not obsessed)
- Courtney Cox to play Bonnie Fuller (Jossip)
- Scarlett Johansson's Loreal Commercial. The Robert Palmer backup singer look is back. (Oh no they didn't)
- The Bastardly starts an "I hate Jennifer Aniston" blog - help them out (Bastardly)

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Mar
01

Lindsay Lohan at the GM Fashion Show

Lindsay Lohan at the GM Fashion Show in LA. She's still having issues with her lipstick, and has apparently joined a cult. At least she's looking somewhat healthy. [via]

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Mar
01

Celebrity stylists hate nannies

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The Independent reports on the cutthroat world of dressing for the Oscars, where bribes and last-minute gown changes have stylists scrambling to get clients ready in time. Not only do designers create custom-made gowns hoping to dress a fickle actress, Oscar attendees can even get paid to wear specific brands:

At the 2000 Academy Awards Hilary Swank caused an uproar at Christian Dior by swapping gowns the night before the Oscars. Instead of wearing Dior, as she had told the French couture house she would, she opted for one of Randolph Duke's gowns following a back-room deal between Duke and one of her stylists, that involved a gift to the stylist of a $1,200 Spanish wood bed. Less than 24 hours before the 2005 Golden Globes Charlize Theron and Hilary Swank made a last-minute switch. Both abandoned the Harry Winston jewels they had already picked out when Chopard offered each actress a six-figure cheque to wear their jewellery.

Renee Zellweger avoids the drama by having an exclusive contract with designer Carolina Herrera. No wonder she always looks the same.

Stylist to Catherine Zeta Jones, Fati Parsia, reveals her bitterness over a lifetime of nicknames by deriding overweight nannies:

"Actresses have deep insecurities and it really shows when it comes down to choosing which dress," says Parsia. "It's difficult for a stylist because actresses will listen to anyone's opinion. You get the agent, the publicist, the maid, the maid's daughter, the dog, the 300lb nanny, and they've all got an opinion and if you're the 300lb nanny and all you've ever worn is Lycra leggings and a big T-shirt... Well, it's very infuriating. They hire you as a professional, you work for months getting the perfect dress, and all of a sudden, the nanny's opinion is more important."

Parsia copes with last-minute stress and nanny competition by drinking excessively and not eating:

As the final countdown approaches, Parsia says her tactic is to introduce alcohol to the scene. "At the last minute, you've got the family there, the publicist, the hair and make-up people, the manicurist, myself... the nanny. It gets pretty nerve-wracking. Out on the roads it's a nightmare too. Just about every limo from all over America is shipped into LA and they are all trying to descend on the Kodak Theatre at the same time. It's frantic. You need a glass of wine."

By the time Parsia has waved off her clients, Parsia says she, herself, usually looks emaciated. "I don't eat for days in the run up to the Oscars. It's too stressful," she says.

It's nice to know that the Oscar attendees are being dressed by people they can relate to - neurotic, alcoholic anorexics.

(The stylist pictured above is Rachel Zoe, stylist to Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie. The Nanny is ABC's Supernanny, Joe Frost.)

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Mar
01

Howard Stern gets hit with a massive lawsuit

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Howard Stern is being sued by former employer CBS for promoting his upcoming Sirius show on the air. Stern was proportedly warned to cut it out, but kept on it in his trademark style:

The CBS suit claims Stern "repeatedly and willfully breached his written contract with CBS Radio over the last 22 months of that contract, misappropriated millions of dollars worth of CBS Radio airtime for his own financial benefit, and fraudulently concealed his interest in hundreds of millions of dollars of Sirius stock while promoting it on the air."

By touting his move from terrestrial radio, the suit contends, Stern essentially gave Sirius free ad time on his CBS syndicated show--this, despite being on orders from CBS suits to tone down the Sirius plugs. (Last November, a month before he signed off from CBS Radio, his bosses there suspended Stern for one day for overtly hyping Sirius.)

Stern says it's personal and that he disclosed details of his new contract to CBS.

Whatever the outcome, CBS is losing money. Stern's replacement, David Lee Roth, is tanking in the ratings.

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Mar
01

Presley is preserved

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Priscilla Presley is promoting her new bedding line. The woman is 61 years old. She doesn't look great, she looks like a mannequin! My mother is 61 and had one tasteful facelift a few years ago. Unlike Presley, her eyes have some wrinkles around them, and her face is capable of making all the regular expressions.

In order to look like this, you have to undergo multiple surgeries and continual maintenance. You also have to be deluded to not realize that you look ridiculous. Presley is a Scientologist so she's perfectly capable of being deluded. If Scientology was opposed to unnecessary plastic surgery as well as medically necessary drugs, they wouldn't have a single celebrity member. [via]

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Mar
01

Lachey's body is worth 1/2 million

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Nick Lachey just got a half million dollar deal to endorse an exercise program on TV. You know you watch that crap when you can't sleep thinking "I could change my life, but there's no way I'm going to pay $39.95." Page Six claims:

The former boybander just scored a cool $500,000 for agreeing to be in an infomercial. According to Us Weekly, Lachey "pumps it up" with Brooke Burke in new ads for celebrity trainer Gunnar Peterson's "Core Secret" DVDs. And because he signed the deal after his separation from Simpson, he doesn't have to give her a dime.

Nick is really buff, but 1/2 million for being a spokesperson? This news seems old, considering that A Socialite's Life had screencaps of the infomercial nearly a month ago.

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Mar
01

Eva Longoria plans to cuckold Tony Parker ten times

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Eva Longoria claims to want ten children right away. Apparently her decision to become a mother is entirely based on vanity:

She said: "I want ten children and I can't wait. I don't want to be pregnant on the show until I am in real life. What if I was pregnant this year in the show and then pregnant next year in real life? So when I get married and get pregnant, hopefully Gabrielle will get pregnant too."

That's right - what would happen if your character was pregnant and you weren't, but then you got pregnant the next year anyway? The mind just boggles. Maybe you'd have to, uh, wear a fake belly or large clothes. Eva wants to get pregnant now so that her character doesn't look unnecessarily fat.

In a transparent bid to add legitimacy to her relationship, she goes on to explain how helpful she is to Parker around the house:

Eva, who is rumoured to be engaged to Tony, also claims she is the perfect housewife to her lover at home - and aims to please him.

She explained to Britain's New magazine: "When I'm home, I cook every meal for him. He was walking around the house the other day wearing a wrinkled shirt and I made him take it off because I had to iron it.

"But Tony thinks it's also very important to please me and make sure I'm happy, so it's a very good balance."

Sure it's a good balance, Eva, you just keep saying that.

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28