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Charlize Theron, 30, has split with her boyfriend of five years, 33 year-old Irish actor Stuart Townsend, The Sun reports:
Hollywood’s rumour mill went into overdrive. And last night a pal said: “Charlize is free and single again.
“Her relationship with Stuart is well and truly over.
“They just grew apart. It wasn’t always easy because filming often kept them apart for months.”
The Sun also reported that Theron said she wasn't ready to marry Townsend, and that marriage is "not really what I want - or what he wants.”
Theron told Oprah last year that Townsend was her best friend and that the two liked to make out.
Theron flew to Japan the day after the Oscars to promote the Japanese release of Aeon Flux. She certainly keeps busy, and It's a shame that her full schedule got in the way of what seemed like a great relationship.
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Posted to Breakups | Charlize Theron | Stuart Townsend
Mariah Carey, 35, holds hands with Pharrell Williams, the successful 32 year-old lead vocalist of NERD, as they leave Paris. Although their relationship looks more than just professional they were shooting "The Say Something" video together a couple days ago. Late last month Mariah was said to be dating NY-based rapper Cam'ron.
Mariah says in the March issue of Marie Claire that the rumors of her 2001 breakdown were false and she was simply overworked:
Mariah must have forgotten that her publicist confirmed that she was "under psychiatric care" at the time.
Six more after the jump
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Christina Aguilera has some news outlets guessing that she's pregnant after her remarks about wanting a family. She clearly says that she won't be trying until late next year, though, and the speculation seems unwarranted. Britian's Mirror reports:
"I always wanted to be a young mother," she tells Elle mag. "When I know what I want, I go for it."
We posted pictures of Aguilera drunk just a few days ago, making it doubly unlikely that she's pregnant.
Posted to Babies | Christina Aguilera
Aniston now says that she's feeling better and is recovering from the crippling depression that plagued her after her husband of four and a half years, Brad Pitt, left her for screen siren Angelina Jolie:
She goes on to bitch, predictably, about cheating men, saying "It's men who usually do the cheating."
Aniston, STFU. You should give vague, pleasant statements about how fabulous your life is because only .000001% of the population has access to the money and privilege you take for granted. You're supposed to act as a representative for celebrities everywhere and make the lifestyle seem as great as the marketers do. Do not, I repeat, do not, tell everyone that you're depressed or that you're getting over a depression. Your job is to act, so do it.
Update: Vince Vaughn wants Aniston to be fat like him, and Brad is smoking again.
Posted to Jennifer Aniston | Weak
Bravo has aquired the rights to all five seasons of our favorite show, Six Feet Under. Bravo paid $250,000 per episode to HBO, which originally sought $450,000 for each episode of the critically lauded series. The Sopranos were far more expensive for cable network A&E at $2.5 million an episode.
Episodes will be edited for adult content and should air once a week this fall.
Posted to Television
We reported two days ago that wedding rumors were heating up for Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. Now Kidman has been missing for several days and people are speculating that she's holed up somewhere planning the nuptuals:
Editors from New York to Sydney are scrambling to find Nicole in case she's planning a secret wedding to her reported boyfriend, country singer Keith Urban, this weekend.
A source tells TMZ: "There have been strong rumors that these two are going to get hitched and with Nicole not around, everyone is panicking. We are checking her favorite hotels in Los Angeles, her apartment in New York and even her relatives Down Under to find her."
Nicole may simply be taking a rest at some out of the way spa, but we hope the rumors are true. We're rooting for Kidman to beat her crazy ex Tom to the altar.
Update: Jude Law's ex, Sadie Frost, is still not sure if Law cheated on her with Nicole Kidman after the two were photographed together by British tabloid The Sun. Kidman said that she only had a working relationship with Law and won a defamation suit against the tabloid. Law also denied the affair. Frost now says she can't be certain if Law hooked up with Kidman, because he's proved to be a cheater since.
Posted to Engagements | Keith Urban | Nicole Kidman | Weddings
Edie Falco of "The Sopranos" crouches next to her mutt. Adrien Brody is caught leaving the Golden Globes Silver Spoon Buffet in Beverly Hills with his Chihuahua. A makeup artist works on Carmen Electra's eyes while the ex-"Baywatch" star cuddles her dog Daisy. Eva "Desperate Housewives" Longoria and her poodle stand beside trash cans outside their Hollywood home....
Among the headlines: "My Dog Has PMS." Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt and her relationship with Charlie--not Sheen, but her King Charles Cavalier Spaniel--are profiled.
Then there's the wedding photo spread "Bow Vows," featuring assorted Chihuahuas dressed to the nines. One wears a wedding dress that sells for a mere $30, but then there is the $110 necklace and the $350 wedding cake from Three Dog Bakery.
18 year-old British singer Josh Stone is voted the best celebrity dog owner, while Paris Hilton is questioned for replacing her poor Chihuahua.
Plenty of ads for upscale dog goods are featured in the new magazine. Celebrities do a good job at making the rest of us feel inaquate. Now our pets are uglier with cheaper accessories too!
Jennifer Love Hewitt is on the cover of the inaugural issue of Hollywood Dog with her Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Charlie. Pictures [via]
Nick Lachey was the host of Teen People's "20 Teens Who Will Change the World" event yesterday in New York. Teens honored included young "Lost" actor Malcolm David Kelly who is a youth mentor, Cody DeWitt, a 19 year-old filmmaker who documented his mother's battle with cancer, and Shannon Sullivan, a 14 year-old champion for Internet safety.
Lachey made a surprising move last month when he announced that he was concerned about teen safety online and was starting up a teens-only social networking community to compete with MySpace. Lachey may have just been lending his celebrity to help some of his childhood friends, who developed the site. It is called Yfly and is now online
Lachey is featured on the cover of the this month's Teen People, which includes an article about selfless teens. Here is Lachey at the event. The woman pictured with him is singer Natasha Bedingfield, who performed her songs "These Words" and "Unwritten."
Pamela Anderson was photographed in London last night with Laurence Hallier, who is supposedly her new boyfriend. Hallier is a real estate developer who owns the recently constructed Panarama Towers overlooking the Las Vegas strip. Leonardo DiCaprio owns a new condo there, and other well-heeled residents will be moving in this summer.
Anderson looks drunk in these pictures and Hallier seems annoyed at her. He may be well off, but he doesn't look like the rocker or model types she normally dates. We'll be surprised if we hear much more about it.
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Halle Berry became physically ill while filming the third and final movie in the X-men series. All of the topsy-turvy stunt work required for her character, Storm, made her lose her lunch:
Here's Halle at work filming the upcoming TV documentary "For The Love Of Liberty" At The Los Angeles National Cemetery. "For the Love of Liberty" may be based on the series of books with the same name, which tell the story of African-Americans in the US Army in the reconstruction era.
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George Clooney is such a fucking cad. When you're 25 and you sleep around it's expected. When you're almost 45 and have never had a long-term, commited relationship you have a serious, debilitating problem.
Clooney is a typical example of a man who has too many choices and is too weak to pick one and stick with it. He can bang the hottest or the horsiest woman in Hollywood, it doesn't matter to him as long as he doesn't have to deal with her shit.
Of course both Clooney and Hatcher have denied Page Six's report that Clooney was the "mystery man" referred to in the Vanity Fair article:
Hatcher also responded to the newspaper's claims. "It is truly a shame that the importance of the issue in the Vanity Fair article is being obscured by tabloid sensationalism," Teri says. "[The paper] has twisted this story into a scandalous report about my personal life, which has nothing to do with George Clooney."
Please. This story is so obvious that there's no need to issue the obligatory denial.
Here is Clooney in NY on March 9th filming "Michael Clayton." Hopefully the staff on the film teased him mercilessly for treating Teri Hatcher like garbage.
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Posted to George Clooney | Movies | Sluts | Teri Hatcher
Paris fabricated a story that Graff attacked her in July, 2005 in a London night club. She then arranged to have the story leaked to The Post. In a deposition in November for the case, Paris tried to dismiss an e-mail to her publicist in which she called the Post article about the fake incident "genius" by saying, "whatever I write in email, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write." She also didn't recognize that London was in the U.K., and admitted that she was scared of voodoo.
It does not seem like a friendly dinner will patch things up between the two, as TMZ found that "the lawsuit is [still] 100% active."
Here are pictures of Hilton and Graff on the night in question.
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Gwen Stefani may be starting a new magazine with print mogul Jane Pratt, former head of the magazines "Jane," and our favorite glossy in our teen years, "Sassy." Women's Wear Daily reports that Stefani is in final talks with Pratt for the project, which would "include book and online components" and involve Stefani's record label, Interscope:
The magazine's target audience is unknown. While Pratt has said she wants to start a magazine for women over 35, Stefani's involvement suggests that they want to attract younger readers.
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Posted to Business ventures | Gwen Stefani
- Just like most of the companies I worked for in my career as a web designer, Neverland Ranch has shut down without paying its employees. (MSNBC)
- Video of The View's Joy Behar asking Chloe Sevigny about her blowjob scene in the Brown Bunny. This was supposed to have really pissed off her co-star from some HBO miniseries, Bill Paxton. (Chet from Weird Science) (Best Week Ever Blog)
- Designer imposter gowns (US Magazine)
- John Travolta is a cross-dressing Scientologist (IDLYITW)
- Russel Crowe turned down for an appearance on Sesame Street (The Superficial)
- The media death knell tolls for Paris Hilton (WWTDD)
Ok, it isn't news that Lohan gets around, but she was at the NY party celebrating Blondie's induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last night. The party was hosted by designer Marc Jacobs and Johnathan Lewis. Lohan also attended the "Ask the Dust" after party with Salma Hayek.
Other attendees in the 12 pictures after the jump include Moby, Molly Ringwald, Richie Rich, Ron Jeremy and The MisShapes.
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That's why Teri Hatcher is a fool for falling for her handsome neighbor after only a few weeks of dating. Page Six reports that Hatcher told her sad tale of childhood abuse in an erroneous attempt to share her pain at getting dumped by Clooney:
"Mystery Man" was none other than Clooney, a well-placed source tells Page Six. He dated Hatcher briefly beginning in January, when we first reported they'd gotten cozy, but he dropped her soon after.
"The debacle with Mystery Man . . . made the parallels between her romantic failures and the legacy of her sexual abuse seem too obvious to ignore," Vanity Fair's Leslie Bennetts writes.
Teri, you dumb ass, you can't change men. It's also really, really lame to try to get a guy's attention by being weak and needy. That's why they leave in the first place. We all did this at one point in our dating careers, but Hatcher is old enough to know better than to make such a calculated and public mistake.
Posted to Breakups | George Clooney | Teri Hatcher | Weak
You've probably heard this by now, but here's a recap: Paris Hilton's restraining order now states that she must stay 100 feet away from party planner Brian Quintana, who she famously called a "lazy Mexican," unless the two are at the same party. In that case, she can be within 25 feet of Quintana.
The exemption was won by Paris' lawyers after she was barred from the Vanity Fair Oscar party when Quintana was already inside. Paris would not have made it into the party anyway, as Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter stated that she would "never attend one of the parties I host."
Carter's statement has gossip blogs buzzing that Hilton's 15 minutes are over.
With the latest news that Hilton has herpes and is releasing a new album, we're sure that people won't tire of talking about her.
Here she is shopping and filming "The Simple Life."
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The article is long-winded without mentioning a source, and this may not be true. It is characteristic of Jolie's way of announcing information to the press, though. She confirmed pregnancy rumors by letting Haitian charity Yele Haiti sell her bump pictures for $400,000 to People Magazine.
Other recent rumors swirling around the world's most famous couple include "Jolie wants an open marriage," "Jolie and Pitt to wed in Ireland," and "Pitt tries in vain not to piss off Aniston while planning wedding." None are particularly revelatory.
Julie is said to be due with the couple's first biological child in May.
Posted to Angelina Jolie | Brad Pitt | Fashion | Good Causes | Weddings
Paying attention to Britney Spears is like rubbernecking. You have to try really, really hard not to do it, and everyone does it even though it slows us all down.
Britney is supposedly three months pregnant and is planning to leave Kevin to raise the baby "alone." Here is a thrilling video of the family walking down the street. According to Marie, who puts up all of the best paparazzi photos on the JJB board, the two are staying in separate hotels on the island of Maui.
In these latest photos, Britney sucks in her stomach while shopping and Kevin sucks on a phallic ice cream treat while "filming a video."
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Posted to Babies | Breakups | Britney Spears | Kevin Federline
"Ask the Dust," starring Salma Hayek and Colin Farrel, is the story of the sadistic relationship between a struggling novelist and a Mexican waitress in the 1930s. It is playing in limited release.
Hayek stars as the beautiful Camilla Lopez. She put on weight for her character by eating hamburgers and suffered hypothermia while filming an ocean-set love scene. Farrel was a gentleman on set and did not sneak a peek at Hayek while they were both naked while filming. He was also comfortable with his nudity, and did a little naked dance to help Hayek relax for the the scene. Hayek was so moved by her character's plight that she broke down and cried when she tried to read the book that the film was based on.
Celebrities in attendance at the party after the NY premiere last night included Hayek, Lindsay Lohan, Petra Nemcova, Iman, and Indina Menzel.
Fifteen more pictures after the jump.
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Posted to Lindsay Lohan | Movies | Parties | Premieres | Salma Hayek
Female First reports that Watts had to be sewn into her Givenchy Oscar gown. Surely that means she's gained a little where it counts:
She revealed to Britain's Now magazine: "I started getting dressed really early on because I wanted to take my time and eat a bit, too.
"It took a few hours."
Watts admits that she eats. That is also celebrity-speak for "I'm pregnant."
The article goes on to quote Watts saying that she wants to take time off to "start a family." I wanted to jump all over that, because it sounds as if she's hinting at a pregnancy. Sadly, those comments were made back in December, when there was only a small amount of buzz about Watt's potential pregnancy.
Watts has been dating Liev Schrieber for almost a year.
Posted to Babies | Naomi Watts
Shaun White, 19 year-old Olympic gold medalist in men's snowboarding halfpipe, and Hannah Teter, 17 year-old gold medalist in women's snowboarding halfpipe, were in Times Square on March 8th for a snowboarding demonstration. A 100-foot snowboarding ramp was constructed in the center of Times Square for the event. Snowboarders did tricks for the crowd, and the band POD performed. White and Teter just made an appearance and do not seem to have snowboarded.
White has been spotted with Lindsay Lohan and Kirsten Dunst and made the rounds at post-Oscar parties with fellow US Olympian, skater Sasha Cohen.
The Americans are medal poor in the Winter Olympics and suddenly a guy who looks like Shaggy is hooking up with starlets and getting his picture on the cover of Rolling Stone. I realize that it took me a while to comment as I was actively trying to ignore the situation. I don't get it. The guy is just a snowboarder. Isn't snowboarding passe now that urban running is the new thing?
Here are some pictures from the Times Square event:
Sienna Miller took some time off from attacking paparazzi to attend a benefit in her hometown of London. She is at a ball for The Starlight Children's Foundation, which grants wishes for seriously ill children.
She's helping a worthy charity and that's commendable, but she's still wearing those goddamn awful shapeless frocks. This dress at least has a partially fitted top, but that doesn't make it fashionable. Someone should seriously help her clean up her style.
Miller was just announced as the new star in a Robert De Niro film, Stardust:
The track list on Paris' upcoming album was announced today in a published interview. Fox News, grateful to be granted five minutes of the heiress' time, edited out her spiteful comments, fed her lines, and credited her with intelligence and wit far beyond her ability to comprehend:
Me: “But really you’re not getting married or anything, are you?”
Her: “Are you crazy? I’m 25. No way.”
Me: “In fact, you don’t need these boyfriends do you? They’re just ornaments.”
Her: “That’s right.”
She has not-so-nice things to say about her ex-pal Nicole Richie. They’re probably printable, but hey — this isn’t the Star.
Paris' three word remarks do smack of irony, don't they? Someone talks in a normal voice and suddenly they're brilliant.
The song list on Paris' new CD must also be ironic, because surely it's not just moronic and predictable:
That's right, Paris is doing a cover of Rod Stewart's "Do You Think I'm Sexy." Many people think you're sexy, Paris, and now at least one guy at Fox thinks you're clever, too. [via]
Posted to Paris Hilton | SmartSmartSmart
- Dame, those are some huge breasts (Blog NYC)
- Jennifer Love Hewitt close to Playboy deal (DListed)
- Are Eva Mendez and Joaquin Phoenix an item - probably not, but there are pictures of them together so let's speculate. (I'm not obsessed)
- Jessica Simpson wants to botox the third world (yeeeah)
- Nick Lachey needs work (PopSugar)
- Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy learns a valuable lesson, and wishes Santino would have won Runway (The Superficial)
- Paris Hilton has herpes. (Egotastic)
- DJ Am justifies his sexual relations with Nicole Richie (The Bastardly)
Mariah Carey wears a jacket as a robe while filming the "Say Somethin" video in Paris on 3/9.
Mariah has been working out and asking people to punch her and feel her up. She recently bragged about her firmer body to Page Six staff, and invited them to feel her thighs and ass. Unfortunately, Mariah fears that she's working out too much and plans to slow down so she doesn't lose her ass:
"But I've gotta slow it down, cos the other day someone told me I was losing my ass - and I don't want to lose that."
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In a tribute to his supermodel ex-girlfriend, Kate Moss, Pete Doherty scrawled the message "I love Kate 4 eva" in marker on the windshield of his gold Jaguar as he left court in London today. Doherty faces charges on seven counts of possessing controlled drugs. His case was adjourned until March 23.
Appearing in court to review a different case yesterday: the judge inexplicably praised Doherty's progress:
Here is Doherty hanging out a window to take a smoke break from his court appearance.
Charlize Theron attends the Aeon Flux premiere in Japan March 9th. She looks stunning in a cream-colored silk gown with a gathered front.
At yesterday's Aeon Flux press conference, Theron spoke about preparing for the critically-panned film with five-hour martial arts workouts:
She also said that having her hair cut and died black for the role made her feel "like a warrior."
Twelve more, including Japanese TV stars Chiaki and the buxom Mika Kanou, after the jump.
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Posted to Charlize Theron | Movies | Photos | Premieres
First Aniston wore a snore of a dress to the Oscars with the same hairstyle she had on the last two seasons of Friends. Now she's talking about her pain - again. That's all she ever talks about and people stopped caring about her months ago. Will the woman ever learn?
"That period in your life when you have no direction whatsoever -- I kind of relate to [my character]," says Jennifer. "When I first moved to California, [I] just kind of felt lost, lonely, alone."
At least Aniston skirted the question by using another, lesser-known example from her sad life to answer the question. She should have said something vague like "of course, everyone has, but you learn to move on and enjoy life. I'm a lucky person and am grateful every day for the things I have."
Earth to Aniston - your movies have all sucked so you have to compensate. Act like you're happy and vamp it up, or you're not going to get work.
Posted to Jennifer Aniston | Weak
Eva Longoria is complaining about all the bathtub and lingerie scenes she has in "Desperate Housewives." She isn't concerned about demeaning herself or distracting from her brilliant acting - she's just worried about how she looks:
Eva who hired a fitness trainer to keep her in shape as she shows off so much flesh in the show also asked for a cut in her underwear scenes.
She added: "I didn't realise how much lingerie I'd be in and how much I'd be in the bath tub. Filming is nerve-wracking, I'm constantly worrying about how I'm being filmed."
Eva is so vain that she's sabotaging her career. She revealed earlier that she's similarly planning a pregnancy around her vanity.
Posted to Arrogant | Desperate Housewives | Eva Longoria | Sluts | Television
Cult expert Rick Ross reports that Katie Holmes' friendship with Victoria Beckham is not all that it seems, and that Tom and Katie have been working together to recruit the Beckhams into Scientology:
“Victoria has become a mother hen to Katie and was thrilled when she asked her to be her birthing partner. Victoria remembers how scary it was when she had her first child. She can’t imagine how difficult it will be for Katie to give birth [Scientology style] quietly and without any pain killers” a source told the press.
Well, maybe all that pain will be worth it if Scientology’s top star can recruit the most popular British celebs outside the royal family.
The Beckhams certainly are dumb enough to get recruited into Scientology, and it would not be surprising if they converted.
It's amazing how many celebrities get recruited into dangerous and expensive cults. Other celebrities involved in Scientology include Kelly Preston, John Travolta, Juliette Lewis, Kirstie Alley, Jason Lee, and musician Beck.
Katie is due to give birth in a month or two depending on who you believe. Life and Style, not known for accuracy, reported twice in mid-February that the two had split. Cruise threatened to sue over the story, but did not follow through.
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Matthew McConaughey was said to be wearing a gold band on his left ring finger in his Wednesday morning appearance on "Live with Regis and Kelly." This comes after speculation that his girlfriend of a year, Penelope Cruz, is pregnant. McConaughey wore a ring on his right hand to the "Failure to Launch" premiere. Life and Style reported that McConaughy was sporting a wedding ring a week ago, but they used a horizontally flipped photo to prove it.
Salma Hayek showed up at the "Failure to Launch" after party in New York last night. She looks gorgeous as always. We just wish Penelope could have made it.
Three more after the jump.
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Pictures from the "V for Vendetta" movie premiere in London March 8th, 2006. "V for Vendetta" stars Natalie Portman as a young woman working to incite revolution in a futuristic London and is produced by "Matrix" producer Joel Silver. Portman famously shaved her head for the role. It promises to be a thoughtful, action-packed and timely film.
Portman made headlines this week when she showed up at Columbia University to deliver a lecture on counter-terrorism. While her remarks weren't novel, she was lauded for her academic achievement.
Six more after the jump.
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The "Failure to Launch" New York Premiere was held last night at the Clearview Chelsea West Theatre in New York City. Initial buzz on the film is unfortunately negative, but there is a scene in which Terry Bradshaw, who plays Matthew McConaughy's father, bares his 57 year-old butt. We've already seen Kathy Bates semi-naked in "About Schmidt" and welcome the chance to see Bradshaw's assets too.
Pictures from the movie are available in an earlier post.
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A wasted Tara Reid was leaving Dennis Rodman's Newport Beach House on Wednesday morning when she drove her car into another vehicle. She then made a wise move by giving the driver a wad of cash instead of involving the authorities:
Reid most recently made news by enlisting the help of her friends to clean out the goodie bags at the Diamond Aquifer pre-Oscar suite. Here she is on the day in question hauling her loot.
"Too many people are involved to keep the time and place a secret for much longer," says a friend of Nicole.
Kidman and Urban met at an LA dinner honoring Australians in January 2005 and seem to have started dating over the summer. They initially struggled to keep their romance a secret. In fact Kidman was criticized for an August, 2005 publicist's statement that she was "enjoying a nice friendship" with Urban. The couple went public with their relationship at February's Grammy awards.
This is not the first wedding rumor for the pair. In late December The Sun reported that they were to be married "that weekend". A month later the rumor mill heated up again with stories of a wedding in March. Nicole's publicist denied those reports, calling them "nonsense." In February Nicole was said to be tired of ex-addict Keith's partying, and may have called off the engagement.
This seems like the most substantial wedding rumor yet. Nicole has been wearing a gorgeous diamond engagement ring and it seems to be just a matter of time before she marries Urban. While Nicole did not wear her ring to the Academy Awards, she did sit with Keith and took him to the Vanity Fair party as her date. We hope she beats her ex, Tom, to the altar.
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The highest paid actress in Hollywood may be having trouble with her marriage. At least that's what Life and Style is set to report. On the red carpet at the Oscars, Ryan Philippe lauded his hardworking wife, but he was later seen sulking alone at parties after the event:
She was even overheard asking at the Vanity Fair party, "Did I thank Ryan (during the acceptance speech) “He’s so easy to forget most of the time!”
While Reese's career has skyrocketed, Ryan has been in smaller roles. He appeared in best picture Crash, and has several projects in the works, but has not achieved Reese's level of fame. Reese will be 30 this month and has been married to Ryan, 31, since 1999. They have two children: a daughter, Ava, 6, and a son, Deacon, 2.
Along with declaring Ryan forgettable, Reese also dedicated her Oscar to all the "boys who dumped [her]." Her husband was probably just grumpy and tired after all the stress of the Academy Awards, but she should still focus on her current relationship instead of harping on the past.
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According to In Touch Magazine, Nicolette Sheridan recently spent $14,000 on a wedding dress after a shopping spree with Teri Hatcher:
An insider tells In Touch magazine that Sheridan asked her "Housewives" co-star, Teri Hatcher, to help her pick out a bridal gown and the pair set off on a top-secret hunt through Beverly Hills' bridal boutiques.
Bolton and Sheridan have only been together since Christmas 2005, but this is the second time around for the couple. They were first an item in the early 90s. In mid January of this year Bolton sparked engagement rumors when he admitted he was "very close" to Sheridan:
It sounds like things are going quickly for the couple. They've certainly been out together a lot. Here are some pictures from Elton John's party after the Oscars.
Mischa Barton and (ex?) boyfriend, Whitestarr singer Cisco Adler, were photographed together in LA on March 6th. On February 26th, Page Six reported that the two had split, although there was no confirmation or announcement. Mischa was reportedly excited to get Jake Gyllenhaal's number at the time.
Adler has since defended Mischa in her press-fueled war of the words with Paris Hilton:
There haven't been any pictures of the two together in a while, and from the looks of these latest paparazzi photos, they could be just friends. For Mischa's sake, let's hope she's moved on. Adler may be chivalrous, but he could definitely use some help in the grooming department. [via]
Lindsay Lohan told Cosmopolitan magazine that she wouldn't mind being topless if it would get her an Oscar. She doesn't mind being topless if it gets her a little attention, either.
TMZ interviews a plastic surgeon who says that it looks like Lindsay had a breast enhancement and then replaced her implants with smaller versions.
Here are pictures of Lindsay out in Beverly Hills on March 7th. [via]
Update: Lohan to be the new face of Louis Vuitton.
Three more after the jump.
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Boy George looks haggard as he heads to New York Criminal Court to face drug charges. Police found 13 bags of cocaine in George's apartment after responding to a burglary call in October, 2005. George initially claimed the drugs weren't his and that lots of people were in and out of his apartment.
Today George pled guilty though, and charges were dropped on the condition that George enters rehab and does some community service:
At a brief hearing in Manhattan Criminal Court, the singer appeared to receive his sentence and was ordered to attend a drug rehabilitation program.
Here are pictures of George outside the courtroom. Three more after the jump.
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Don't Brad and Angelina ever stay in one place? Here they are back in Berlin at the family fun center Bambooland. It's basically a big jungle gym and indoor spielplatz fur kinder. (Play area for kids. I live in Switzerland) It's nice that they're so focused on their kids. [via]
Yesterday Brad took the kids to an aquarium, Aquadom, (I was there last year, and it was a little empty because they were waiting for the fish to breed and fill out the exhibits) and brought back a pizza afterwards. Wow, I feel guilty for knowing this much about the Jolie-Pitts.
I would like to see Brad leading the pack for once. These are pretty grainy images, but you get the idea. Four more after the jump.
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- Jennifer Lopez gets her tan on (I'm not obsessed)
- Donald Trump thinks incest is funny (Hollywood Rag)
- Jude Law will screw anything with his tiny member (IDLYITW)
- Nick Lachey and Kristin Cavallari are not even close to being together, they just like the same food (PopSugar)
- Parrot Hilton (sex and the beach via cityrag)
- Gwen Stefani dresses like a pregnant prisoner. (Just Jared)
- Vivica A. Fox is the new Tara Reid (Perez Hilton)
- David Hasselhoff might have beaten his wife (yeeeah)
- Steve O. was raised by animals (DListed)
- My baseball-obsessed exes are probably crying in their beer right now. RIP Kirby Pucket, you were too young to go. (The Bastardly)
Christina Aguilera has obviously had a few as she is helped to her car by her new husband Jordan Bratman outside of a London nightclub on 3/7. She was celebrating a friend's birthday at a South Kensington club called Boujis. [via]
Christina's husband has been credited as the influence for her new non-"dirrty" look. She may be married with a makeover but she's still hitting the sauce.
Jennifer Love Hewitt, 27, is dating Scottish actor Ross McCall, 30. Hewitt has been spotted at several recent events with McCall. The two met when McCall was a guest on an episode of Hewitt's series "The Ghost Whisperer." McCall is best known for his work in the HBO miniseries "Band of Brothers."
The first set of pictures show Hewitt and McCall at Oscar after-parties. Pictures of McCall and Hewitt at her 27th birthday party on 2/18 and at a Grammy after party on 2/8 are after the jump.
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If anyone gains a little weight or wears an unflattering dress in Hollywood, they're pregnant.
The latest:
And now:
The Spanish movie beauty was far from her usual svelte self as she left an LA fast food bar with drink in hand. Maybe she just craved a post-Oscars hangover snack.
But her swollen boobs and waist suggest that she may be keeping, er, mum, about something.
The Sun goes on to say that these pictures of Penelope in Mexico with beau Matthew McConaughey first sparked the pregnancy rumors.
Give the woman a break. She looks perfectly normal and is getting something to eat. That's what people - not celebrities - do.
Posted to Babies | Matthew McConaughey | Penelope Cruz
Dave says he's been sober for the last four years - nevertheless, going out on the town certainly can create temptation. And while Dave was hitting Hollywood hot spots recently, we've learned that Carmen was thousands of miles away at The Opera Ball in Vienna thrown by multi-millionaire Richard Lugner.
Navarro and Electra's upcoming schedules are full, making it difficult for the two to spend enough time together to rekindle their romance.
Marriage is work, and we hope that Navarro and Electra will put in the time and effort it takes to stay together.
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Despite recent denials by Britney's publicist, there is no hiding her baby bump in these bikini pictures from yesterday. Star reports that Britney is definitely pregnant and is dumping Kevin. While we'd rather see her single than with Kevin, they still seem to be together. Photos from the last few days show them in Hawaii holding hands and going for a walk with the baby.
The woman with Britney in these photographs seems to be the one seen with Kevin on the hotel balconey earlier.
Update: The National Ledger has highlights from the Star article, which claims that Britney is three months pregnant and wants a trial separation.
Five more after the jump
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Star is set to report that Jessica Simpson has been dumped by current flame Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine - via text message!
Although some say Simpson's link with Jude Law was just a case of someone mistaking him for the less famous Levine, Star reports that now that Jessica is free again, things are heating up between the two:
It all started when Levine blew-off their Valentine’s Day date as Jess pressured him for answers. It took a while to sink in and when it did, she told her best friend, “I just got dumped.” And by text message, no less. Ouch!
Not that Simpson will have trouble finding companionship. A source tells Star that she and British heartthrob Jude Law have been calling each other non-stop – even though they’re thousands of miles apart.
It's heartless to use a text message to tell someone you need space. It doesn't matter how hot you are, if a guy is a commitment-phobe he's going to bolt.
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Charlize Theron speaks an the Aeon Flux press conference at the Park Hyatt Tokyo in Tokyo Japan on March 8th. The movie was terrible, but maybe the dubbing adds something to it.
Four more after the jump.
Update: Images removed on request.
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Ok, now I feel bad for ragging on Teri Hatcher and have to say that I hope I look that good at 41. In the latest issue of Vanity Fair, Hatcher reveals that she was abused at age five by an uncle. The uncle was later convicted thanks to Teri's statement to police
"This is something I've tried to hide my whole life," Hatcher tells the magazine...
"I have so much pain," she says. "I'm a woman who carries around all these layers of fear and vulnerability. I'm trying to be my powerful me."
Teri
Update 3/10: Page Six reports that Hatcher went to police with her story, but did not testify in court.
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Uma Thurman and her boyfriend, hotelier Andre Balazs, have split up after a nearly two-year romance. Balazs runs a hotel empire including celebrity hangouts such as the Mercer in New York and the Chateau Marmont and Standard hotel on LA's Sunset Strip.
Thurman and Balazs have been dating since 2004. The two purchased a mansion together in Hyde Park, NY in November of 2004, and also shared a loft apartment in SoHo near the Mercer Hotel. Most recently, they spent their Christmas holidays in the French Caribbean.
Thurman may have put off splitting up as long as possible. She seems to feel lost without a partner, and compared being alone to losing a part of herself:
"I'm with a wonderful man who's been there for me - that's something very unusual for me," she gushed of Balazs in an interview last year. "I'm very happy. I couldn't live without any of my essential organs."
At the 2/26 release party for a pop psychology book, Thurman also admitted that she was what the author categorized as a "Denial" type, and that she prefers to pretend things are fine in a crisis.
The two were photographed on February 22 (shown above) sharing a kiss that was clearly one-sided.
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Although she was banned from the Vanity Fair after-party, Paris Hilton has gained entry to the most exclusive club of all. Paris is slated to guest star on the Simpsons.
Paris joins the much more talented Madonna as the latest celebrity to lend her voice to the popular animated series. And I never thought I would have a reason to be jealous of her.
Paris was also a guest on the OC last season. She played a much smarter version of herself at a club.
There's no way you missed this peacock outfit she wore to Elton John's after party, but just in case you want a good laugh:
Charlize Theron arrives at Japan's Narita International Airport on March 7th to promote "Aeon Flux."
Theron made quite a few worst-dressed lists in her Christian Dior gown with the massive bow. Let's hope she sticks to her trademark style for future events.
Update: Images removed on request.
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Pictures from what looks like a kinder, gentler after-party, the "Crash" Cool Down Party held on March 6th at the Beverly Towers in LA. It was hosted by director Paul Haggis and Chris "Ludacris" Bridges. Attendees included Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, Julie Delpy, Larenz Tate, Kathleen York (the mom of the redhead that used to be on the OC) and the ubiquitous Bai Ling.
Eight more after the jump.
Update: Images removed on request.
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Reese Witherspoon wins best actress, and she can't think of anything better to do than harp on her ex-boyfriends:
"So for all the boys who ever dumped me, this is for you."
She's a rich and famous actress at the top of her career. She has two kids and super-hot husband, and she's still hung up on her exes! Reese, there are some things in life you just can't control so let go.
Men don't like women who try to run their lives, and most of the guys who dated you are probably grateful you moved on.
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Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams courtside at the Spurs/Lakers game Monday 3/7.
Heath recently flipped off the media outside of the Vanity Fair post-Oscar party after refusing to pose for pictures. This is the second incident in which Heath has had a run-in with the press. Both Heath and Michelle have mentioned that they would like to move abroad to avoid constant scrutiny, while Heath is keen to be a stay-at-home dad.
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George Clooney had an intimate dinner with his ex, hottie Krista Allen, the night before the Oscars. In just the past month, Clooney has been spotted with Renee Zellweger and was supposed to be dating his neighbor Teri Hatcher. Why gossip columns even try to keep up with Clooney's love life is puzzling. His publicist is funny as usual:
Clearly Hatcher was busy getting ready for the Oscars and Clooney just couldn't bear to be alone.
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Everyone knows that Kate Moss is a big cokehead ever since that video came out. She may or may not have recovered now, but her career definitely has. What's important is that Kate is not an average street druggie. She does it up with style:
The supermodel used the jewel-encrusted egg - worth £65,000 - to carry a supply of drugs through customs as she moved from one modelling job to another in the '90s.
Wait - Kate moss gave herself Rohypnal? Isn't that usually administered by dates who can't get laid? Oh yeah, those are the type of guys that she willingly dates. She must be trying to make it easier on herself.
The article goes on to state that a former associate claims Moss did drugs with Naomi Campbell while in South Africa:
He said: "They ordered 30 grams of coke. Kate took me into the bathroom. There was just loads of coke, lines racked up everywhere."
Kate didn't just keep stuff in her purse - she used a Faberge egg worth more than six figures in US dollars. She added her own kind of expensive, jet-setting class to the druggie lifestyle.
Here's Kate Moss' blurry, shaky cocaine video with an Italian voiceover. I would post it here, but you've probably already seen it.
Update: Kate SLEPT with Naomi Campbell on that trip!
Pictures from Moss' Marilyn-inspired spread in the April issue of W Magazine. Ten more after the jump, with some NSFW. [via]
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Dana Reeve, widow to the late Christopher Reeve, succumbed to lung cancer late Monday at the age of 44. Reeve continued her husband's work as a champion for stem cell treatment and research as the head of the Christopher Reeve Foundation. She was a devoted wife, mother and activist and will be missed:
"We are extremely saddened by the death of Dana Reeve, whose grace and courage under the most difficult of circumstances was a source of comfort and inspiration to all of us," Lewis said in a statement.
George Clooney isn't a man-slut for no reason, he's simply lonely and needs constant company. At least that's what we're inferring from his latest comments, where he reveals that the master bedroom in his Italian villa is just too big for him:
The star - who has been linked to a string of famous women - revealed to Britain's Loaded magazine: "It's too big. Far too big.
"I've never quite managed to spend a night in the grand boudoir, so I sleep in one of the other 14 bedrooms whenever I'm there."
Add two to three actresses, and Clooney manages to bear the spaciousness of his master suite.
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While filming an ocean-set love scene with Colin Farrell in their upcoming movie "Ask the Dust," Salma Hayek got hypothermia:
When the filming wrapped, Farrell gave Hayek a first edition of the novel that inspired the picture, but it made her so emotional that she couldn't read it:
Hayek is quite intelligent, so I won't make a crack that she thinks it would be cool to read any book eventually. With most other actresses, that joke would fly.
Update: Supposedly Farrell didn't even look at a naked Hayak during their sex scenes. What's wrong with that guy?
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Lil' Kim, serving time in a federal detention center for perjury after lying to a jury in 2001 about her friends' involvement in a Manhattan shooting, has released a new letter to her fans. She misses gum and fur, and uses a reference to Martha Stewart to make a veiled comparison to her own imprisonment:
I think I am going to take up knitting because there's this woman named Tanya Sotiome who's about to teach us how to make slippers, outfits and other stuff like Martha Stewart's famous poncho. She said she's going to make me something special. I am learning a lot here. However no matter how good I am in here this is no place for women to be or anyone for that matter. It has its trying times and stressful moments. It's very unsanitary and can be very depressing especially around the holidays. You gotta know how to hold your own. Being away from your family and loved ones, is the worst part about being locked up.
If I learned anything from John Grisham novels, it's that federal prisons are pretty cushy compared to state prisons. "Club Fed," where white-collar criminals get to golf and play tennis, is a myth, but federal prisons are still safer and more comfortable than state detention centers. Lil' Kim is up for release in August of this year.
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- Surprise, surprise. Ashlee Simpson's former vocal coach says she can't sing. (Perez Hilton)
- Britney really is pregnant, maybe (Gabsmash)
- Is Halle Berry pregnant too?! I'm not obsessed)
- Madonna's kid: "Mom, are you gay?" Madonna: "No, I'm just a slut, but now that I'm a cult member I know how to justify it." (Celeb News Wire)
- Nicole Richie and DJ Am are spotted together again (DListed)
- Please God, No. Tori Spelling to star in her own reality series (Jossip)
- Teri Hatcher's Michael Jackson face (The Bastardly)
- Video of Jennifer Garner's graceful Oscar slip (IDLYITW)
- Keira Knightly cries for Jake Gyllenhaal (Egotastic)
- The Oscars pack up (PopBytes)
More proof that "Desperate Housewives" has jumped the shark comes in the news of a new fragrance:
ABC Entertainment spokesman Bruce Gersh says, "The 'Desperate Housewives' scent is guaranteed to be a hit with women everywhere, connecting them in a very personal way to this popular series."
Wow, a perfume that smells like an obsessive compulsive, slutty, overworked stay-at-home mom. What a brilliant idea.
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One of my high school friends lived on a farm. In the early 90s I stopped by to smoke some cloves with her, and was amazed to see her little pit bull running around with a dead chicken hanging from its neck. The dog had killed the chicken, you see, and had the dead animal attached to it as punishment.
Sienna Miller wore the same leather dog collar on different dresses both before and after the Oscars. Our theory is that she feels guilty for not being able to care for the dogs she recently returned to her ex, Jude Law, and is wearing the collar as a reminder.
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Jessica Alba showed off a new tattoo on the base of her neck at the Oscars. Alba, along with her mom and aunt got the tattoos as a "bonding experience":
It's nice to see that most celebrities have tattoos, considering that my mom warned after my first tattoo that laser removal surgery was painful and expensive. (Plastic surgery is painful and expensive too, but I never heard her complaining about that.)
What's a ladybird? It looks like some kind of Japanese character. Can anyone confirm this?
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TMZ gets to the bottom of recent reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are secretly married. 
According to eagle-eyes at the gossip site, the pair were seen wearing rings on their thumb and middle finger. They know that everyone is scrutinizing their every move and just want to keep us guessing. We're sure it was Angie's idea - everything is. These are the revealing pictures from TMZ's report.
Here are some quick E! News highlights from Angelina's Nightline interview from early February. It also gives some background on what Angelina and Brad go through on an average day out. The whole Nightline interview is also available as a four-part series. Just search on "Angelina Nightline" at YouTube
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- Naomi Watt's post-Oscar outfit is even worse than the tissues she was sporting earlier (I'm not obsessed)
- Angelina Jolies' Subservient Pull Toy, a new Gallery of the Absurd illustration
- Oscar roundup (PopSugar)
- The Oscars sucked, and the press picks a scapegoat instead of facing the real problem as always (Yahoo! AP News)
- Tim Burton reads The Bastardly and gets pissed when people don't recognize him (The Bastardly)
- Academy Awards mega picture post (Egotastic)
Uma Thurman, Adam Brody, Naomi Watts, Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, and Joaquin Phoenix are just a few of the celebrities pictured here. These pics are higher resolution than the after-party photos posted earlier.
23 more after the jump!
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Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, the Osbournes, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lindsay Lohan and more celebrities at Elton John's Oscar after-party.
Twelve more after the jump.
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George Clooney, Reese Witherspoon, Rachel Weisz, Michelle Williams, Jennifer Lopez and more at the Governor's Post-Show Ball.
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First of all, it's not Stewart's fault that the Oscars dragged this year. A sense of self-importance colored the event, with the Academy forgetting that if it wants to draw viewers it has to be entertaining and not too industry-focused. Telling the nominees that they can't thank too many people just isn't enough to save this sinking ship. Clip after clip followed countless insignificant awards.
It's easy to blame Stewart as the focal point, but he's not the problem. Sure his first few jokes were wooden and forced, but he was soon in his stride, making funny off the cuff comments that helped add levity to the too-long ceremony. Reviews are focusing too much on his first three scripted minutes. Expecting Stewart to save the over-produced show is like thinking good acting could have made "Deuce Bigelow" Oscar-worthy:
When "It's Hard Out There for a Pimp" won for best original song, Stewart quipped that Scorsese had no Oscars but that Three 6 Mafia had one. He was relaxed and funny, mentioning that he still heard the band celebrating backstage. He also noted that he was surprised that "Cinderella Man" didn't win for best makeup, as it must be difficult to make Russell Crowe look beat up.
The only worthwhile clips were the hilarious Oscar political parodies narrated by Steven Colbert. A montage of old westerns with gay themes was also amusing.
The Academy tried to remain relevant by hiring Stewart and enlisting "Daily Show" writers, and they made the best possible choice for host. The affair was just too old and the content too self-congratulatory to be saved by Stewart.
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There was at least one surprise at this year's Oscars, and it was a big one. Crash won best picture in an upset over favorite Brokeback Mountain! There was audible surprise from the audience.
Brokeback won best director for Ang Lee and best adapted screenplay. Crash won for best original screenplay and best picture. More Oscar results.
The Oscars are done finally and let's hope they cut them way, way down next year. Jon Stewart was great but there were too many clip montages and small, boring awards.
Update: The NYT predicted that Crash would win best picture. All of their Oscar predictions were accurate. I really wanted Brokeback to win and assumed that the NYT would be wrong.
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The Oscars weren't a surprise so far this year. Reese didn't bother to watch the Academy video judging from her effusive acceptance speech.
It's still early but I'm going to write the post that Brokeback won for best picture. I could have done everything ahead of time and gone to bed as there wasn't a single surprise.
The Oscars are seriously a waste of time and they should think of reworking them next year. I don't need to see any of the nominated films now because I've seen enough clips to figure out each movie.
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Philip Seymour Hoffman has won the Academy Award for best actor for his work in Capote. He'll always be the camerman Scotty in Boogie Nights to me.
So far the NYT is three for three with their Oscar predictions.
Controversial song "It's Hard out there for a pimp" by 36 mafia from "Hustle and Flow" wins for best original song!
John Stewart is doing a great job as Oscar host, and I love the fake political ads by Steven Colbert!
The Oscars, though, should be cut to a two hour show. The program is full of small categories and self-congratulatory clips and in jokes. They relegate the technical awards to a separate event, and they should also move most of the small awards to a different ceremony. It's interesting to see the costume designers and special effects people get awards, and they should have their moment, but it's just way too long to sit through.
I'm just feeling guilty for staying up this long to watch a bunch of filler. It's too... long...
After about a half an hour the thrill of seeing all the celebrities in one room wears out. No wonder the ratings are getting lower every year.
While looking through the red carpet photo gallery at Yahoo! I came across this picture of a woman who clearly does not belong at the Oscars. Her look is so outrageous that I'm not sure whether she would frighten or entertain my child.
She is fashion and jewelry designer Zandra Rhodes. Why is it that fashion designers are the ones that dress the worst? They must be the type of people who think they actually look good, and they're so sure of it they've made a career out of convincing other people to dress like idiots too.
Charlize Theron usually looks elegant and understated and her Oscar look is out of character. She's wearing a monstrous green gown with a huge bow on her shoulder. With a little purse made out of the same fabric, bejewled shoes, bangle bracelets, and a bouffant hairdo, she just looks like she's trying too hard.
There's a fine line between looking the same all the time (Jennifer Aniston) and trying a radical new look that isn't right for you.
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Rachel Weisz has won best supporting actress for her role in The Constant Gardner.
It's nearly 3:00 am here in snowy Switzerland and I don't know how much longer I'll be able to stay up!
As Jennifer Aniston presents the Oscar for best costumes - why does she always look the same? Couldn't she curl her hair or wear something other than black? She looks so boring.
There's lots more to say, but it's hard to keep up with everything and I'm half asleep.
If you're up watching the Oscars and are online you may want to check out PopBytes for live Oscar Blogging.
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George Clooney has won Best Supporting Actor for Syriana. He must have seen the instructional video, because his acceptance speech was funny, quick, and political without being controversial.
Jessica Alba glows as she arrives for the 78th annual Academy Awards.
Update: Lots of high-res Oscar pictures at Egotastic
Heath Williams and Michelle Ledger arrive at the 78th annual Oscar awards. Michelle is wearing a bold yellow v-neck dress and minimal accessories. She looks lovely and very well put together.
Update: Lots of high-res Oscar pictures at Egotastic
It's clear that I don't like Keira Knightly. She stinks of pretension. That's why I'm pleased to announce that she's wearing a poufy prom dress to the Oscars. Her hair is a mess, too.
The Razzies were announced today, and Paris has won!
Other lucky winners included:
Worst Actor: Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Worst Supporting Actor: Hayden Christensen - Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Worst Actress: Jenny McCarthy - Dirty Love
Worst Screen Couple: Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman - Bewitched
Worst Sequel: Son of the Mask
Worst Picture: Dirty Love
Worst Director: John Mallory Asher (McCarthy's ex husband) - Dirty Love
And a new category was announced: "most tiresome"
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes deservedly took home the "most tiresome" Razzie.
In case you haven't heard of the worst picture, Jenny McCarthy's "Dirty Love," don't worry, no one else has heard of it, either:
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has produced and distributed an eight-minute how-to video for Oscar nominees. Ratings have declined over the years, and they want to maintain the ceremony's momentum and not lose bored viewers:
This year, though, it has a new gimmick: an eight-minute instructional video, narrated by two-time Best Actor winner Tom Hanks, which it has distributed to each of the 150-odd nominees. A relaxed and wry-looking Hanks guides nominees through the art of handling that speech-making moment "with wit, flair, creativity - or at least with brevity".
Entitled An Insider's Guide: What Nominees Need To Know, the video includes clips of Oscar moments that stuck in the memory - such as Jack Palance doing one-arm push-ups, or Roberto Benigni gliding over the tops of everyone's chairs en route to the stage - and ones that decidedly did not - such as the interminable thank-yous delivered by the crew from Lord of the Rings two years ago, which was about as interesting as a reading from the New Zealand telephone directory. Another bad example was Gwyneth Paltrow's tsunami of tears.
They basically want people to keep it short, avoid lists, and be funny and interesting.
The most awkward Oscar acceptance I remember was Zellweger's 2003 Best Actress speech. She came off as insecure as she thanked everyone, including the lackeys at her agency, for their help. This year, The Academy hopes to placate over-eager winners with a special section of their website where they can post thank you messages.
Here are presenters Jake Gyllenhaal and J.Lo preparing for tonight. Three more after the jump.
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Sting and his wife, Trudie Styler, will perform in a one-night-only theater benefit for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS at the The New Victory Theater in New York City on March 27:
It's an expensive affair, with the cheapest tickets going for $250, but it's for a good cause and is tax deductible.
Sting and Trudie are pictured above at a March 3 Chanel fashion show, where the famous couple was more interesting than the models:
Madonna is looking for holy real estate in Isreal to help spread the word of the Kaballah cult:
One woman who owns an old stone cottage in this designated space for future miracles says she will happily sell her home to Madonna for double the going price, a cool $1 million dollars.
The pop star supposedly wants to renovate whatever property she picks up into a reading room for her Kabbalah cronies.
Cult expert Rick Ross reported earlier that Madonna's relationship with Guy was in trouble due to his healthy suspicions of to her involvement with the harmful cult.
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Britney dresses for a thinner, taller person with an ill-fitting rainbow-colored dress and too-long pants that need to be hemmed. She does look pregnant in these pictures, and it's probably a matter of time before the press finds out for certain.
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Brad, Angelina, Maddox and Zahara head to Germany accompanied by a handful of staff. They have been traveling a lot lately and will hopefully slow down to give Angelina's time to rest.
Angelina may seek to make peace with her father, actor Jon Voight, after a publicized falling out in 2002. Voight's statement that Angelina suffered from "mental problems" frustrated the actress, who was trying to adopt a child at the time. In a 2005 interview on Comedy Centrals "The Daily Show," Voight mentioned that he does speak with "Angie," so it sounds like the two have been in touch since the incident.
Angelina may also be ready to announce her relationship with Pitt to the press:
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More pictures from those backwards-etiquette Oscar parties. These are from The Weinstein
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