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Bond redeems himself with full frontal nudity

Girly-man Daniel Craig famously lost two of his teeth while filming a fight scene in the newest Bond film, Casino Royale. Craig's inability to drive a stick forced the franchise to make Bond's trademark Aston Martin an automatic, and he will also be driving an uncharacteristic Ford Mondeo. While filming beach scenes, Craig suffered a bad sunburn and got prickly heat. The first blonde Bond's on-set demands include "wet wipes, baby lotion and two nail files." Craig has also said that speedboats make him nauseous and that he dislikes guns.

The latest Bond film doesn't just suffer from the frailties of its lead. Casino Royale will not feature the gadgets Bond relies on in earlier films, will show Bond's weaknesses, and will be "nothing like" the 1953 Ian Fleming Novel.

What can save the doomed Bond film? Lots of sex and nudity.
Actor Daniel Craig has shacked up with Sienna Miller and Kate Moss, and soon the paying public will get to see his goods too. The smart female CEO of the series has realized that only graphic sex scenes can save this PR disaster:

Craig may be a metrosexual, but he's hot. We predict Casino Royale will do well at the box office.

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