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Mar
18
Eva Longoria can't shut up


Eva Longoria shows how arrogant and annoying she is in every interview. In the new issue of Allure she reveals that she's only the second woman her boyfriend Tony Parker has slept with, and brags about how whipped she has him:

"He's very sweet," she says of her French-born boyfriend. "I'm the experienced one. I'm the teacher, especially about love. He's always telling me he's never met anyone who loves the way I do — wholly and freely and unconditionally."

She also clears up speculation that they will soon walk down the aisle: "No, no, no. But we know exactly what we want in our future."

"Our children will speak French," she adds.

Parker appreciates her "plucky" attitude, Longoria tells the magazine.

"Since I grew up in Texas, I'm like the people he's gotten used to around San Antonio instead of being a Hollywood actress who's selfish and arrogant and full of herself ... and screamy," she says.

What a stupid bitch. She's saying she's not a selfish, arrogant, and screamy actress. That's like saying she's not a petite brunette.

She has one of those cute conversations with her boyfriend like "oh, our kids will be into sports" and repeats it to a magazine like it's substantial information about her future.

I really hope Tony breaks up with her after he finds out that she repeats their pillow talk. He may be a good guy, but he can't be that much of a pushover.

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