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Mar
01
Eva Longoria plans to cuckold Tony Parker ten times

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Eva Longoria claims to want ten children right away. Apparently her decision to become a mother is entirely based on vanity:

She said: "I want ten children and I can't wait. I don't want to be pregnant on the show until I am in real life. What if I was pregnant this year in the show and then pregnant next year in real life? So when I get married and get pregnant, hopefully Gabrielle will get pregnant too."

That's right - what would happen if your character was pregnant and you weren't, but then you got pregnant the next year anyway? The mind just boggles. Maybe you'd have to, uh, wear a fake belly or large clothes. Eva wants to get pregnant now so that her character doesn't look unnecessarily fat.

In a transparent bid to add legitimacy to her relationship, she goes on to explain how helpful she is to Parker around the house:

Eva, who is rumoured to be engaged to Tony, also claims she is the perfect housewife to her lover at home - and aims to please him.

She explained to Britain's New magazine: "When I'm home, I cook every meal for him. He was walking around the house the other day wearing a wrinkled shirt and I made him take it off because I had to iron it.

"But Tony thinks it's also very important to please me and make sure I'm happy, so it's a very good balance."

Sure it's a good balance, Eva, you just keep saying that.

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