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May
03
Jolie-Pitt Rumor Roundup: Nothing is true


Thanks to reader Millie for sending us this People article debunking basically everything we've gleefully reported about the worlds most famous couple. Almost nothing, except the fact that Brad and Angelina are in Africa (or Angelina is, at this point) is true:

  • Jolie has not signed on for Tomb Raider 3 and has no plans to play video-game heroine Lara Croft any time soon.

  • Pitt is not trying to convince Jolie to join the cast of Ocean's 13. (Sorry, George.)

  • Jolie is not looking to adopt a Namibian infant – at least not right now.

  • The actress is not planning a "water birth" for the couple's baby-to-be, or to name the baby Africa.

  • Jolie's ill mom, Marcheline Bertrand, is not near death and did not ask Jolie to give birth in France as a "dying wish."

  • Pitt did not purchase for Jolie a "fidelity necklace" as a pre-baby wedding gift. In fact they currently have no plans to marry.

  • Finally, Jolie is not planning to buy a small African nation of her own.
  • Damn! That just about blows every stupid thing we've written about them out of the water. My faith in the gossip industry is just about nil. They even make up quotes from people I actually know, and I'm not that connected.

    Angelina did give a few real quotes in her Dateline interview that the press is blowing out of proportion. She said she can't quite believe that she's pregnant and is in denial about it, and that she plans on adopting more children.

    She also supposely said that's she's not morbid, but that's not from her Dateline interview and is just some random quote so who knows if it's true?

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