Celebitchy: June 04, 2006 - June 10, 2006 Archives

Jun
09

"Dyslexics Welcome Shiloh Pitt" Links

- Dyslexics welcome Shiloh Pitt (Grumpy Old Indian Man)
- Sarah Jessica Parker goes to NY Stock Exchange to ring the morning bell; leaves three minutes before the morning bell (MollyGood)
- I spend a lot of time ripping on James Blunt, so when he hit the Petra Nemcova supermodel girlfriend jackpot I kind of wanted to ignore it for a while. (Egotastic)
- Christina Milian's wardrobe malfunction from heaven (The Bastardly)
- Prairie Home Companion is a fun ensemble piece with a wacky vibe (PopBytes)
- Victoria Beckham and her boys (Gabsmash)
- Pete Doherty enters rehab for 128th time (Socialite's Life)
- Woman gets beat up with a dead chihuahua. (DListed)
- Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is Not Exclusive (yeeeah)
- Nicole Richie picks out a bikini (I'm not obsessed)
- Even Drew Barrymore can't get a cab in NYC (PopSugar)
- This is what getting dumped by George Clooney over and over again does to you (Hollywood Tuna)
- Only “North Korean Army” less popular than Scientology as NASCAR sponsor (Cult News)
- Reese Witherspoon still looks pregnant (Just Jared)
- Nicole Richie comes off as a real slut on the latest Simple Life (Chic Mommy)

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More pictures of Alba at the MTV Movie awards.

Jun
09

MTV Movie Awards Recap and Promo Videos

You can view a recap video of the MTV Movie awards at YouTube. (Embedding is disabled or I would have posted it here.)

There isn't footage of Alba hosting the awards in the recap video, but you can view Alba accepting her award for the sexiest role about 10 minutes into the video. She says "Thank you to all the perverts who voted for me!"

All of Jessica Alba's promos for the MTV Movie Awards are below.

Posted to Awards | Jessica Alba | Video

Jun
09

Christina Aguilera performing "Ain't No Other Man"

Here's Christina performing her new single "Ain't No Other Man" at the MTV Movie Awards, which aired last night.

The song is incredible and XTina just gives it her all. You can download the single and see pictures from the performance.

Thanks to Faded Youth for posting this first.

Posted to Awards | Christina Aguilera | Music | Video

Jun
09

Jessica Alba has OCD; where's her boyfriend Cash?

Maybe being humped by dolphins skeeved Jessica Alba out so bad that she became a germ-o-phobe, because she admits to using antibacterial Febreze liberally when she has to stay in hotels:

SIN CITY star JESSICA ALBA is so obsessed with germs, she carries disinfectant spray with her and drenches hotel bedding with the chemical. The actress admits she has a type of obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) and is disgusted by the thought of someone else having slept in her bed. She admits when she stays at hotels, "I fluff the sheets. I bring Febreze with me. It's an antibacterial spray and I spray everything!" When Alba appeared as a guest on THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO Monday night (05JUN06), the late night host, who is familiar with her germ obsession, gave her a special present - a portable black light. He explained, "I got you something. It's like the best gift and the worst gift. This is a portable black light. You shine this and this will show any stain that has ever been on the comforter (duvet)." "Would you want to know or not know?" A delighted Alba replied, "I absolutely need to know! I'm going to St Louis (Missouri) tomorrow and I'm going to check into a hotel and I'm going to use this!"

It's not like Alba's staying at the Comfort Inn, so she has a serious problem if she can't trust the cleanliness at the Four Seasons or Ritz Carlton.

Alba hasn't been seen with her boyfriend, Cash Warren, in some time. She was said to have broken his heart by deciding to move to NY in the near future, and may have discouraged him from proposing to her. Commentors on Jmazone.de note that Warren may be working in Vancouver, which could explain his absence.

Here is Alba admitting her problem to Jay on "The Tonight Show." [via]

Posted to Addictions | Illness | Jessica Alba | Relationship trouble

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Jun
09

Kevin Federline signs up for a sh*tload of credit cards

Yes, I know I already talked about these people today, but this is big news - it means that K-Fed realizes that his cash flow is about to be seriously restricted, and is resorting to a backup plan of living beyond his means like an average mallrat wannabe rapper from the 'burbs:

Kevin Federline has reportedly been signing up for as many credit cards as possible in an attempt to cash in on wife Britney Spears’ wealth before the pair allegedly split.

The fledgling rapper is said to have been spotted in a Malibu shopping mall picking up endless credit card applications forms - further fuelling rumours the couple are heading for the divorce courts.

Federline has also reportedly told friends he is planning to borrow as much cash as he can and then leave his unsuspecting spouse - who is pregnant with their second child - having to pay half of it back.

A source told Britain’s The Sun newspaper: "He realised without Britney he has hardly any money coming in to sustain his flash lifestyle.

"So he is planning for the future and figures Britney will pick up the bill anyway when the divorce comes through because they will have to split everything - including debts."

Ok, so Kevin has a somewhat smarter plan - he hopes to stick Britney with the bill during the divorce. That means the big D-Day is coming, people!

Of course Kevin is said to be jealous of gorgeous helpful Perry, who is getting a lot more positive press as Britney's bodyguard than K-Fed ever did as her deadbeat husband. He must be reading TMZ like the rest of us, because he can't get jealous of Perry in person since he's never been seen with him. He aso hasn't been photographed with Britney in over two months.

Here are some scans from Star courtesy of BreatheHeavy.com. You can read Star's article about Perry that's similar to news we've already posted. He's a great guy and is changing Sean Preston's diapers, helping Britney around the house, and generally pissing off absent Kevin.

Posted to Britney Spears | Divorces | Kevin Federline

Jun
09

Barbra Streisand is going to tour because she, uh, supports climate change

We are bleeding heart liberals, and even we think this is dumb. Barbra Streisand says she's going to tour for the first time in 12 years to bring awareness to the causes she's interested in. And, get this, she will give "designated proceeds" to charity - her own charity. She doesn't give an exact percentage or amount of course:

"The increasingly urgent need for private citizen support to combat dangerous climate change, along with education and health issues, was the prime reason I decided to tour again," Streisand said in a statement. "This will allow me to direct funds and awareness to causes that I care deeply about."

The tour follows the release of her latest album, "Guilty Pleasures," last September. In 2004, Streisand marked her return to the big screen, co-starring in the Ben Stiller comedy, "Meet the Fockers."

If you're going to give money to charity, you should say exactly how much. It's going to Babs' own damn foundation, so you think she could commit to an amount if she's going to put out a press release about it. She could earn up to $2 million a night for this tour, so it's not like she can't afford it.

Just like Heather Mills, Barbara Streisand has a snotty "Myth vs. Truth" section on her official website. Of course she should dispute inaccurate reports, but she does it in such an over-the-top self-satisfied way that it makes her seem reactionary.

On her website Streisand doesn't address a NY Daily News report that she didn't pay for tickets at a Malibu Movie theater with her husband, James Brolin. Stresiand sucked up to the young guy at the counter to avoid having to pay less than $20 to get in. Her publicist defended the cheapskate move, saying comping celebrities is a "professional courtesy that many theaters extend to film stars."

Streisand will play 20 concerts in the US in October and November of this year.

Update: I actually read through several of the "Myth vs. Truth" sections of Babs' website, and they're not that over-the-top. The problem I have is with the name of the section coupled with the riduculous design of her website. It features a pink content area on a black background and has a dumb picture of Streisand holding roses while sitting on a pink silk chair as the header image. She should shell out the money to hire a more modern designer. Oh wait - she's too cheap. Been there. Worked for those people. (Oh, I have this lovely picture I'd like to put on the top of every page. Could you blow it up too and make it the background?)

Posted to Barbra Streisand | Good Causes | Music

Jun
09

Lindsay Lohan says the coke keeps her from settling down with one guy

Lindsay Lohan says that she can't settle down with one guy, and tries to explain away her sluttiness by claiming she's like a guy:

She tells style magazine Harper's Bazaar, "I've become like the guy in relationships. Lately I just cannot be in a monogamous relationship. But there are people I want to date."

Lohan's crush on McFLY star HARRY JUDD has prompted her to consider a move to London.

Lohan says she's not with McFly's drummer Harry Judd, and that they're "just friends," but Judd's bandmates wrote a song teasing him about hooking up with Lindsay, called "Please Please Lindsay Please."

Here's a story about the song on E! Daily. The lyrics: "You love yourself more than you love me."

Judd must be one of the "several men who live overseas" Lindsay's publicist says she dating. We suspect one of the other guys is Londoner Jamie Burke, Kate Moss' ex.

Lindsay may have a good excuse for not being able to stick with one guy - she's jacked up on so much cocaine that she needs constant excitement.

Lohan annoyed Vogue editrix Anna Wintour Monday night as a guest at Wintour’s table at the CFDA awards because, she “got up to use the bathroom to powder her nose six times in two hours,” said our spy. During the last trip, Wintour leaned over and whispered to a Vogue staffer: “Tell her, if she gets up one more time, she will never be invited to one of my events again.” Lohan’s date, Karl Lagerfeld, was then told, “Karl, this is your guest, control her!” A rep for Wintour said, “Anna was definitely surprised at how busy Lindsay was, but she offered no threat.”

Lindsay is a busy girl, all right.

Here she is getting a less harmful stimulant and getting out of her car. [via]

Posted to Addictions | Drugs | Lindsay Lohan | Sluts

Jun
09

Did Britney and Kevin spend the weekend together?

Britian's The Sun, which we do not trust, is reporting that Britney and Kevin spent the weekend together and that Britney is upset that Kevin wants to make a movie that glorifies his psuedo-gansta past, similar to "8 Mile," except "8 Mile" was moderately accurate:

BRITNEY Spears is fuming after discovering hubby Kevin Federline is to make a film about his life.

K-Fed, 28, plans to portray himself in the same mould as Eminem in 8 Mile — a tough rapper who’s risen from the streets.

But Britney, 24, fears he is going to cash in by dishing the dirt on their troubled relationship. A source said: “Britney has heard that Federline is working on a script and trying to get funding for the film.

She is really upset. Britney fears Kevin just wants to promote himself at her expense to further his career.”

The couple have grown increasingly distant. But Britney, above, is desperate to save the marriage before their second child arrives in the autumn.

She and Kevin spent the night in a hotel suite in Laguna Beach, California, at the weekend — and continued talking the next day.

[via]

Now, if Britney and Kevin spent the weekend together, why do they mention it as an afterthought? They haven't been photographed together in over two months and this would be huge news. The paparazzi follow them everywhere and there's no way this part of the story is true.

It might be true that Kevin is planning a film based on his life though. That sounds like the sort of thing the incompetent rapper would try. He claims to have been in a gang in Fresno, California, but he was vague and declined to give details because there aren't any.

"A lot of my people got locked up; a lot of my people are dead. I'm not gonna sit here and get into details about what I did."

"I'm not gonna sit here and say that I'm this grimy, gutter, gangsta. But I have been on the hustle."

Kevin, you've only hustled for Britney's money, and that's pretty inventive of you but it doesn't really make you capable of a film career beyond the unwatchable "Chaotic."

In related news, a couple of days ago we reported that Britney was going to design baby clothes. It's probably true because sleuths at Socialite's Life discovered that Britney has trademarked her infant son's name, Sean Preston, suggesting that she's planning a line of clothing under his name.

Here are outtakes from Britney's magazine spread for Glamour UK. The official pictures came out in early May of this year. [via]

Posted to Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Relationship trouble | SmartSmartSmart

Jun
09

Mr. and Mrs. Smith extended love scene and deleted wedding kiss

This extended love scene from Mr. and Mrs. Smith makes it easy to see how Brad and Angelina hooked up on set. They have so much chemistry together:

And here's a deleted scene of Brad and Angelina's kissing at their on-screen wedding. This may be the only time they walk down the aisle.

Header picture [via]

Jun
09

Brad and Angelina are bringing the messiah to Malibu this weekend

TMZ reports that preparations are in high gear at Brad Pitt's $9 million Malibu estate for the famous family's return to the states this weekend. A van full of liquor pulled up on Wednesday, the secuirty system was upgraded, and the tennis court was covered again to create a large play area for Maddox.

The $9 million Malibu estate has been buzzing with workers this week. They're finishing off the security system, which includes an elaborate set of cameras pointing in every direction.

Most telling, TMZ is told that yesterday a white van arrived at the house and delivered a "massive amount of liquor." As one eyewitness says, it was: "magnums of everything."

The word from the crew is that the famous couple and their kids are arriving this weekend. A cleaning crew has been working feverishly this week and construction workers have been there seven days a week.

As one eyewitness tells TMZ, the entire house is set up for kids. Before the couple left for Namibia, the tennis court was tented and converted into a giant playroom -- especially for Maddox's 4-wheel toys. The party tent was taken down after they left, but this week it was put back up.

As for accommodations in the four bedroom house, Brad and Angelina have the master suite, and each uses a bedroom for an office. That leaves one bedroom left for Maddox, Zahara and baby Shiloh. We're told there is baby furniture in that fourth room, but the word is that Shiloh will sleep in the master suite with Brad and Angelina.

The joke at the house is that all of Brads expensive art is now up, along with his other pricey furnishings and everyone there "is wondering what he's going to do when the kids start destroying it."

We're told there will be a heavy presence of guards 24/7, but there's still a problem. It's a glass house -- literally -- and the paparazzi have a clean view from the ocean, where they often kayak. A solution to this issue has not been figured out yet.

In terms of the glass house offering a clear view from the ocean, there will probably be a tarmac put up to block the paparrazi just like at the Burning Shore Resort in Namibia.

The best part of the story is the fact that Brad and Angelina plan to have Shiloh sleep in the master bedroom with them. It's a lot easier on mom and dad to have a newborn in the same room as they can respond quickly when she wakes to nurse, and everyone will get more sleep. It also sounds sweet and like they are loving parents.

This news seems accurate, because Brad and Angelina admitted during their Namibian press conference that they planned to return to the states within a few days. It should be a lot more comfortable in California for Brad, who was said to be fed up with the heat and seclusion in Africa. Will Angelina be content to stay in Malibu with her new family? We doubt it. Once Shiloh is a little older she's bound to hightail it to France.

TMZ also has a video of Brad and Angelina's press conference. Angelina talks about moving to Africa, International Refugee Day, and their donation to Namibian hospitals. Brad doesn't say anything and is out of the frame until the end, when he kind of smirks and then catches himself and tries to look serious. She is pretty good at talking to the press and he seems content to let her do her thing.

Posted to Angelina Jolie | Babies | Brad Pitt | Brangelina

Jun
09

Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant?! HQ bump pictures

Thanks to Girlzilla at Oh No They Didn't for pointing out that Aniston's got a bump! It would be just like her to go and get pregnant out of spite.

Is she just slouching or could she really be having a Vaughn spawn?

At first I didn't think this was true - then I looked at the HQ photos. I really believe she's knocked up. My husband looked at these photos and said "She's at that age where she's getting desperate."

She wore a tight dress to the Australian premiere of "The Break Up" on June 5th, so she's not doing anything to try and hide it.

Aniston seems indifferent about having children. Although she says she wants them eventually she balked when asked by Regis if she ever babysits Coco Cox, Courtney's daughter.

Aniston's supposed boyfriend, her "Breakup" costar Vince Vaughn, told Oprah that he hasn't talked about children with Aniston and that it's a big deal for him:

"No, I have not talked about having kids with Jennifer," he says. "I think [having children] takes a lot of focus, takes a lot of attention. I think it would be nice at some point to have a different priority in something else as you've sort of done stuff and challenged yourself, I think that time would come. But not any time in the near future for me, I don't think."

We commented at the time that it sounds like Vince wants kids, just not with Jen.

Here are high quality images thanks to Hollywood's Best from "The Break-Up" Australian Premiere on 6/5, press conference on 6/6, Chicago premiere on 5/29 and LA premiere on 5/22. She has a definite bump at all of these events.

For comparison, the last row has pictures of Aniston outside "The Late Show" on 5/24. Her stomach is perfectly flat there, so there is a chance that she is bloated in the other pictures. The woman is thin and toned though, and the bump is pretty pronounced, so we are inclined to think she's pregnant.

Posted to Babies | Jennifer Aniston | Vince Vaughn

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Jun
09

"Where the f**k is Suri already?!" Links

Some people with filtering software (at least ChicMommy) are being blocked from the site. This is most likely due to keywords like pr0n in our post about slutty Heather Mills, which proved surprisingly popular. This also caused some software on our host to throw weird errors for people trying to access the site a couple of days ago. We're going to try to be less dirty in post titles.

We also have company this week, which explains our agitated zest for muckraking along with the slightly lighter posting schedule. It's a busy summer so far.

By the way - where the hell is Suri?! All the celebrity newborns, including even Rachel Weisz's baby, have been seen, but Suri is still a no-show. What's wrong? (We just love hearing people comment about this.)

- Details of the Cruise-Holmes prenup are not credible until we see proof that there is an actual GD baby (MollyGood)
- The world's most beautiful family and baby, Shiloh Jolie Pitt, are more lovely when illustrated. (Gallery of the Absurd)
- Jessica Alba has hot dolphin sex (Jordan is your Homeboy)
- Beyonce launches search for all-female band (Concrete Loop)
- Nicole picks up Paris' leftovers (Faded Youth)
- Salma Hayek looking hot at the Swarovski Dinner (99 Monkeys)
- Da Brat raps with her pants down at the Hot 97 Summer Jam (Young Black and Fabulous)
- Mischa Barton drives a green Impala? (The Bastardly)
- Paris Hilton parks in handicapped spaces (WWTDD)
- Lindsay Lohan snorts a line of coke every 2 hours (yeeeah)
- Naomi Campbell wants a baby to beat on (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Geri Haliwell and Blueballs Madonna in a low-rent version of the Messiah Jolie-Pitt photospread (DListed)
- Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's divorce to be final on June 17th? (Socialite's Life)
- Angelina Jolie replaces her Billy Bob tattoo with the latitude and longitude for Maddox and Zahara's birthplace (I'm Not Obsessed)
- The Effects of 666 : Nicole Richie Splashes Water on Paparazzi (Gossipin)
- Janet Jackson's freaky boob job (Egotastic)
- J.Lo says she's not pregnant. Big surprise there. (PopSugar)
- Everyone is getting legally harassed to remove the Jolie-Pitt pictures. (popbytes)
- Fox News says Anne Coulter went too far even for them. (BlogNYC)
- The Lingerie Bowl Press Conference (Hollywood Tuna)

Posted to Links

Jun
08

Shiloh baby pictures (update: HQs)

Thanks to reader Millie for e-mailing me to let me know that I'm not Obsessed had the Shilloh baby pictures that are coming out in People and Hello!. Unfortunately they had to be taken down, but we're under the radar for now and found them on the Saving Face Forum. This family is so cute that we feel sort of bad questioning Shiloh's parentage.

In the press conference with Brad yesterday, Angelina dismissed claims that she may marry the supposed father of her newborn baby, saying that they are committed to their children, but that "to have a ceremony on top of it is nothing." Getting married is nothing indeed, Angelina, especially when you have no plans to do it.

These photos are from Italian Vanity Fair.

Update: higher quality images thanks to CelebVent and originally from JustJared.

Posted to Angelina Jolie | Babies | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Photos

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Jun
08

Is Marc Anthony gravely ill?

Marc Anthony took out a bizarre ad in Variety, declaring his love for J.Lo in the format of a film script:

The crooner spent the money to honor his wife Jennifer Lopez, who picked up a 2006 Women in Film Crystal Award Tuesday night in LA.

The ad appeared in Tuesday's daily edition of Variety, which charges $8,000 for a full page ad. The ad was written like a movie script, outlining a scene at an award show, describing Lopez as "the most beautiful woman" and "Lola."

This is our theory, and we have reader Angelika to thank for the insight: something is totally wrong with Marc Anthony. He looks deathly ill, with bags under his eyes and a sunken face. We think he's suffering quietly from an illness and wants to let Lopez know in the most public way possible that he loves her. Doesn't this seem like the type of thing a dying person would do? He says "Here's to never waking up, Baby," in the ad, which could be a dual reference to the dream-like state of love and death. Unless their two year marriage is in trouble, which would be completely uncharacteristic of J.Lo, it seems like the most plausible explanation.

We're oversensationalizing this story, though, because there were three other ads from studios praising J.Lo in that issue of Variety, and Anthony probably just wanted to add his loving regards.

Posted to Illness | J.Lo | Jennifer Lopez | Marc Anthony | Odd

Kevin Federline's homies deny divorce rumors

Jun
08

Russell Crowe is a needy manipulator

An article in the Sydney Morning Herald discusses how Russell Crowe tried to manipulate a journalist into writing positive stories about him, with the promise of becoming his publicist. Crowe had the guy and his wife over to his house several times, initially asking him to promote his sophmoric album to his friends in the press corps. He offered to pay him for his services, but the writer, who has a family and could have used the money, refused for moral reasons.

The journalist, Jack Marx, soon discovered how Crowe gets lauded in the press - he pulls this same buddy scam with tons of journalists, and even phones people personally to discuss negative articles about him.

Crowe befriended Marx and groomed him to write an article about him while he was promoting "Cinderella Man." Marx initially refused, saying he was too close to Crowe to be objective. Crowe insisted though, and Marx went through with it. When the article came out and it was cautiously positive and believable instead of kissing Crowe's ass - Crowe turned on him and dumped him as a friend.

And it was during these times that I saw evidence of something that made me wince - Crowe's bizarre propensity for nickel-and-dime media manipulation. It seemed Russell was running his own parallel, one-man PR fix-it campaign. It was much the same as my own, but he was pitching himself to journalists while I was handling his CD. He'd go through the daily papers and call journalists in person, chastising them for perceived inexactitudes. There was nothing morally corrupt about this, but I found it a silly pastime for a man of his stature. Sometimes it did him no service at all.

He once bragged to me about how he had called a prominent Sydney gossip columnist who had been dumping on him, promising her that should she publish a positive word or two, he would grant her an exclusive interview. Like magic, a nice mention appeared in her column the following week, and the exclusive interview followed. It was doubtful, I thought, this transaction hadn't been noted by the columnist's peers, who'd consider her weak and Russell quite the meddler. If he needed an answer for why so many journalists disliked him, I thought, he need look no further.

That I was part of this nonsense was not lost on me, and at times it troubled me beyond mere embarrassment. One evening, I discussed with Russell a particular journalist who seemed to dislike him, and I suggested some approaches that might be useful in changing the journalist's mind. With a schoolboy laugh, Russell shook his head and declared that if it were too much trouble, he'd just have the bastard killed. He was joking, of course, and we both laughed a lot. But it got me to thinking: I wondered if this had ever happened in the annals of Hollywood's history with the press. Syndicates have killed for less, and we are talking about multi-million dollar estates...

What's more, I began to doubt whether my friendship with Russell Crowe was altogether exclusive. There were sightings of Russell taking long strolls with rival journalists. There was talk of him writing a book with another. On the grapevine, I heard of another Cinderella Man article in the works, the local journalist disclosing her friendship with Russell and telling of their late night chatter at the film star's north coast farm. I had been stroking my own ego with such industry it hadn't occurred to me that there may be other ponies on the same carousal.

Marx's article on Crowe came out, and was praised by other writers for presenting the bombastic actor as a decent guy with regular human failings. Crowe was mighty pissed at Marx for not making him seem better than God, and blew him off with a one-line e-mail: "Yeah, yeah, whatever."

Crowe later wrote him a longer message, completely dismissing him.

Crowe is a total asshole, and the next time you see a positive story about him in the press, realize that he most likely called the journalist or had her over for dinner. That seems to be his pasttime when he's not abusing hotel staff, trying to pass himself off as a humble singer, or getting paid millions to act in films.

The Sydney Morning Herald e-mailed me this story, and it was quite a useful tip. E-mail tips to info at celebitchy.com.

Posted to Abusive | Arrogant | Russell Crowe

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Jun
08

Britney's hot "manny" is really her new security guard

Britney's "Manny" is not a childcare expert at all - he's a security guard who graduated from the Naval Academy and chose a career as Britney's security guard instead of working for a private security firm in Iraq. He also has a hot girlfriend, so he can't be shagging Britney, right?

Britney's hitherto mysterious companion is Perry Taylor, a 28-year-old Naval Academy graduate who played on Navy's lacrosse team and who grew up and went to high school in the Washington, D.C., area.

What's more, quelling rumors that Perry may be taking the place of K-Fed, Perry's mom, Caroline, tells TMZ her son is living with a six-foot brunette (she's Perry's height) and that she's been his girlfriend for two years. Perry's mom calls the girlfriend "a bombshell" and coos she's "the best girl he's ever been with. They're really happy."

Perry and his paramour moved to the West Coast so that Perry could pursue a career in private security. The All-American kid, who graduated from the Academy in 2000, wanted to work in security in Iraq and Afghanistan but, says his mom, "the women in his life talked him out of it." He got his current gig working for a security company, and, according to his mother, worked for another blonde celeb, whom she wouldn't name. Mom says she had never even heard of Britney Spears until her son started working for her.

His Mom tells TMZ that he doesn't know much about babies, and is "just learning" how to care for Sean Preston. He looks like he's a quick learner to us, and he would make a great dad!

That's too bad that he has a girlfriend, because everyone wanted to attribute Britney's personal changes to an affair with the mystery man. Reader Millie pointed out that Princess Caroline married her bodyguard, so it's possible for Britney, too!

It looks like Britney can take full credit for her new outlook, and that might be the best news of all.

Here is Perry getting groceries. [via] Obviously the source we quoted in an earlier report that claimed his name was "Henry" was wrong.

Britney's Manny Bodyguard Revealed

Britney think K-Fed has a big mouth

Britney's Man or the Manny?

Posted to Britney Spears | Perry Taylor

Jun
08

Brad may not be the father of Angelina's Baby!

The National Enquirer says that Angelina is freaking out because she had sex with someone else right around the time she conceived Shiloh and that Brad Pitt might not be her biological father!

"Angelina Jolie has been struggling with the most explosive Hollywood secret ever! Brad Pitt may not be the father of here newborn daughter, a source tells The Enquirer!"

Sources tell the mag that Angelina told pals she slept w/another man before getting pregnant, and now is worried that Brad may not be the baby daddy! Throughout her entire pregnancy sources say she suffered quietly after doing the math that lead her to fear Brad might not be the father. If you remember back in November, I covered a story that was featured in In Touch Weekly (check it here) that claimed Angelina's ex Jonny Lee Miller was goin' about town saying shit like he was still boinking Angelina and that Brad would be very upset if he ever found out. NE claims that Angie is totally freaked out about losing her man and desperately wants to keep him away from his ex Jennifer Aniston. She reportedly wants to pack up the family, stay outta Malibu (Jen's territory) and move it to France. If Angie has it her way, they'll be living there for years to come!

If Brad is a cuckhold (I just love using that word) that's obviously much worse than having to deal with moving around the world at your girlfriend's whim, and he might not put up with it!

The Enquirer could have made this up in order to move copies, but given Angelina's sexual past it's kind of believable. That's incredible! At least the baby is passably Brads for now. We'll have to see what she looks like when she grows into her features.

Here's the latest real picture of the world's most famous couple and baby from People Magazine. (Thanks Millie!)
The rest of the pictures come out in People this Friday, June 9th.

Thanks to Tabloid Whore for the story.

Posted to Angelina Jolie | Babies | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Scandals

Aniston, 37, tried to be brave about the news, which broke two weeks ago, by calling Pitt's mother Jane to send her best wishes.

Jun
08

Is the Glam Network a big scam?

picture of Glam.com website with the caption - is this a big scam or just deceptive business practices?
Top gossip and fashion blogs are members of the "Glam Network," a celebrity and fashion site that partners with blogs with the promise of advertising revenue from ad placement. The Glam Network is scamming fashion and gossip bloggers into giving them massive free advertising in exchange for a small link on the Glam website and the promise of ad revenue which never materializes.

The Glam Network lures bloggers with exclusivity and .50 cents a click. After applying to join, your blog might get approved about a month later and you're sent a lengthy contract that states that Glam will pay you .50 cents a click for third party ads, which they can swap out with ads for Glam.com at their discretion. This sounds like a decent deal and it seems better than the payout for AdSense or CrispAds.

Glam never explains the contract in simple terms, and there are no Terms of Service or FAQs for Glam Network bloggers on their website.

In order to finalize your membership you're required to place one Glam ad, either 160x600, 300x250, or 728x90 on your site, along with a small Glam membership logo and a 160x200 Glam "Module" which features content from Glam. Most sites choose the large 728x90 vertical banner, assuming they're getting .50 cents a click.

Here's the relevant part of the contract:

Glam will pay the Blog $.50 for every click through that is generated from the Blog site to the third-party advertisers site from the ad placed on the Bloggers site. When no Banners from third-party advertisers are placed in the Advertising on the Blog, Glam shall at its option, place Glam.com Banners in the Advertising unit at no cost to Glam.

The thing is - Glam doesn't give any payout for its own ads, and third party ads are rarely, if ever, seen. It also doesn't offer any real time statistics or network blog control panel. Get this - you have to e-mail them to request statistics and then take their word on it.

It is incredibly rare to see a third party ad on a Glam Network blog, and the Standard Blog Contract states that Glam can swap out the ads with free Glam ads at their discretion.

Celebitchy was approved for the Glam Network and we signed the contract this week. We got suspicious after we realized that we wouldn't receive any paying ads for a while, and that there were no statistics available.

Our contact at Glam e-mailed us:

Yes it is 50 cents per click for non -Glam ads. We do offer a small amount [of ad revenue] for the non-Glam ads to blogs that have very high traffic. If you would like we can revisit in a couple of months and if your traffic has increased we have no problem revising the contract. I hope this answers your questions.

I answered:

How do I get non-glam ads?

We take care of that for you. We rotate the ads and alternate between 3rd party and Glam ads...The higher the traffic and the better ctr rate of your blog the more 3rd party ads you get.

When we checked, only one Glam network blog had an ad that wasn't for Glam.com. We e-mailed with a top gossip blog that gets a huge amount of traffic and they said that they've had Glam ads up since April and only saw a third party ad appear occasionally at the beginning of this month, June

No one has ever been paid by Glam that we could verify. That same top gossip site told us that they've never seen a dime from Glam despite having their ads up since April.

Two other gossip bloggers told us they assumed they would be receiving .50/click for the huge ads on their site from Glam, and did not realize that there was no payout for Glam.com ads.

Glam is a much worse deal than CrispAds or AdSense because you don't get paid for every click - you get paid when Glam decides to throw you a bone, but they haven't paid anyone yet!

Glam might continue to get away with this because bloggers are afraid of being sued. The contract that we signed states that we have to give Glam 90 days notice before removing their ads.

We suggest that everyone who thought they would be receiving .50 a click for Glam ads remove them immediately.

To be fair, they did withdraw our contract without penalty when we requested it a day after signing up.

Once Glam tries to sue us for reporting this, we'll let you know. We're not going to take this down if they threaten us.

Update: One blogger claims to have been paid "not much" in March, but another e-mailed us to ask if we'd been paid, and said "Have you gotten paid yet? Not just told how much you're getting paid, but have you actually gotten paid? I haven't and it's been over a month." We only had Glam ads up for a day, so they're never going to pay us.

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Jun
07

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt press conference 13 HQ photos

Angelina and Brad did their bit for Namibian tourism by confirming that Shiloh will have Namibian citizenship in a press conference today. They praised the medical care they received in the African nation and tried to justify their extreme security measures. They also said they're coming back to the states in just a few more days:

The Hollywood glamour pair spoke to local journalists at a press briefing at the four-star Hansa Hotel in Swakopmund at the edge of the Namib desert where Jolie gave birth by Caesarian Section.

"We couldn't have picked a better place to have our child," said Jolie, looking healthy and relaxed in a black dress. Pitt agreed: "We are very proud that our daughter was born here".

Pitt said the couple had "done their homework" before deciding on Namibia as the birthplace of their first biological and third child.

"The health of our daughter and Angie's was imperative. We've had absolute top-notch medical assistance," Pitt said.

The couple reiterated their gratitude to the people of the sparsely populated country, which has come under intense media interest since their arrival two-and-a-half months ago.

"We are eternally grateful to the Namibian people," Pitt said. "Namibia is one of Africa's best kept secrets - until we came of course."

The couple had been "afforded a lifestyle here we could not have anywhere else" and that Namibia has been "a wonderful place to be with our kids."

The couple said they planned to remain in the country for just a few more days before returning to the United States. "Just a few more days. My mother is dying to see the baby," Jolie said.

On the tight security around the couple, Jolie said they had wished this had not been necessary but felt "the birth should be done in a way that was peaceful."

Pitt explained that having "a child with a bounty on its head" before its birth, had brought about the need for bodyguards to shield the family.

Pitt said he's going to work on "Oceans 13" next, while Jolie will concentrate on her role as a mother.

Our favorite reader Millie says of these pictures that Angelina "looks fantastic and is clearly breastfeeding." We agree. To borrow an expression from The Bastardly, Ow!

Angelina and Brad are shown with Namibian first lady Penehupifo Pohamba, regional governor Samuel Nuujoma and Child Welfare Minister Marlene Mungunda.

Thanks to Hollywoods Best for these photos and Just Jared for the interview text.

Posted to Angelina Jolie | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Photos

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Jun
07

Heather Mills got it on with the guy she posed with in the porny "Lovers Guide"

Heather Mills says that sex book she posed for in the 80s wasn't hardcore porn at all - it was just an innocent "Lover's Guide" meant to help frigid Germans better connect with their significant others.

It seems like the poses in the book are effective, because the guy she's pictured with says he made sweet love to her afterwards:

LADY Mucca’s partner in porn is set to tell the world they had passionate sex over and over again after the cameras stopped clicking.

The curly-haired male model is hoping to bag thousands of pounds by selling his story of how he did it for real with Heather Mills.

His move will heap yet more shame on Sir Paul McCartney’s estranged wife — mother of his two-year-old daughter Beatrice.

Yesterday it emerged her divorce settlement from the former Beatle could be slashed.

Lawyers for 63-year-old Paul are bound to cite her pornographic past as grounds for his payout — until now estimated at £200million — to be reduced.

Heather, 38, suffered a THIRD knock as it was revealed top shelf men’s magazines are preparing to publish some of the filthiest images from her photo shoot with the male model.

There's also no way that book is just a how-to manual, since there is no text in it that would add even a smidgeon of legitimacy to Mills' claim.

The Sun asked everyday people to review it for uh, educational content, and they were unanimous that it's porn:

Shown pages of the German book, called The Joys of Love, catering worker Madeline Johnson said: “It’s just too rude to be a guide — the pictures show everything.” Madeline, 30, of Clapton, East London, added: “It would have some sort of text if it was meant to be educational. It’s definitely porn.”

Journalist Ruth Lumley, 26, of Brighton, said: “Blimey, I’ve never come across a ‘sex education’ book that has whipped cream in it.”

Facilities manager John Bertram, 52, of Manchester, said: “It would need more text and less in the way of edible undies and thongs. In this situation Heather is definitely a porn star.”

Printer Andrew Love, 42, of Basildon, Essex, declared the book “fairly hard core”.

And engineer Stuart Lye, 31, of Chingford, Essex, said: “After ten pages it’s clear you’re not going to learn much with all these whips and things.”

The more details we learn, the more it seems like the leak of these dirty pictures is definitely beneficial to Sir Paul, even if he didn't get joint custody of his daughter.

Posted to Divorces | Heather Mills | Paul McCartney | Scandals | Sex

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Jun
07

Jennifer Lopez: still not pregnant, still married to skeletor

I'm starting to feel sorry for Marc Anthony. Not only is he married to Jennifer Lopez, he also looks like he's suffering from an intestinal disorder or is addicted to heroin. He really needs to take some vitamins and do a liver cleanse. Maybe J.Lo feels sorry for him too, which would explain the record-breaking nearly two year length of her latest marriage. Or she could just be such an ambitious woman that she refuses to give up on Anthony's sperm. She might think that since he already has three children he's got to have it in him to produce one more, even if he looks like he's at death's door.

TMZ quotes a boutique store employee as saying that Lopez still had flat abs when she shopped there with her new friend Leah Remini last week, and The Post Chronicle claims that J.Lo told an insider that the paparrazi are following her constantly because they think she's pregnant. According to a thinly veiled work of fiction about J.Lo, she deliberately tries to get the press to think she's pregnant for publicity purposes.

In these latest photos if her leaving the gym with Leah Remini [via] and at the 2006 Crystal & Lucy Awards, [via] she doesn't look pregnant at all.

Posted to Babies | J.Lo | Jennifer Lopez | Marc Anthony

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Jun
07

Jennifer Aniston bawled like a baby 'cause she can't have one

Jennifer Aniston is said to have broken down in tears upon hearing that little Shiloh had seen the light of day . This sounds like crap someone would make up, and I have very little faith in the British rags, so take it for what it is:

But pals are concerned the former "Friends" star is still traumatized over Pitt's new life with Angelina Jolie.

Aniston's friend Tiffany Laws tells Britain's Star magazine, "Jen just burst into tears.

"She tried to cover it up in front of Vince but he assured her it was OK to cry.

"Jen called Brad's mom to offer her congratulations but couldn't get through.

"I think she had the feeling, 'That could have been my baby.'"

This could be true, but it's too personal for a friend to blab about to some random British gossip rag and we doubt it.

Jen may say she wants children but she balked when asked by Regis if she ever babysits Courtney Cox's daughter, Coco, practically shouting "No!".

The good news for Jen is that her career may be salvaged even if she is indifferent and infertile. "The Break Up" did much better than expected at the box office and bested "X-Men 3" despite terrible reviews.

Here she is at a press conference for "The Breakup" in Sydney. Thanks to Hollywood's Best for these photos.

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Jun
07

Kevin Federline's homies deny divorce rumors

TMZ has a report stating that one of Kevin Federline's boys has denied the rumors that Kevin and Britney are headed for a divorce:

TMZ hit the pavement in the San Fernando Valley where Kevin Federline hangs with his friends at an apartment complex in Studio City, Calif.

One friend, decked out in baggy pants and sunglasses, claims the talk of divorce is false. "Everything you read in the tabloids about their relationship is fabricated," the buddy said, claiming "They're still together."

Others interviewed at the complex agreed that the divorce talk is off base, but no one would agree to officially go on the record with a quote.

Kevin's staying in an apartment in California and hasn't been spotted with Britney in 74 days according to Us Weekly's counter. His friends are quick to say he's still with Britney but clearly he's not. Whether she's filed and signed divorce papers yet is another matter.

The National Ledger points out that Kevin's friends may say he's still with Britney but that Britney and K-Fed's publicists aren't saying a word. Kevin's publicist put out a press release when he donated his hair, so you know if he's still with Britney they would be all over that.

Here is Britney at an Orange County resort yesterday with her manny, Henry.

Posted to Britney Spears | Kevin Federline | Relationship trouble

Jun
07

Britney hits the gym; wants to design baby clothes

Britney Spears was photographed working out on Monday! She was even wearing makeup. This is good news for Britney. She's learning to drive stick, has a new car and a new male nanny and may be divorcing Kevin finally. Now that she's working out you can be sure that she's getting out of the rut she's been in since hurting her ankle in 2004 and shacking up with K-Fed.

Britney is said to be planning to design her own line of baby clothes a la Gwen Stefani. She's reportedly bored and doodling sketches for an infant fashion line aimed at high-end boutiques:

According to The Sun, he pregnant singer said: “I’ve spent so much shopping for Sean I thought, ‘I could do that and have people paying me a fortune.’”

A friend of Britter’s added: “She’s had a lot of time on her hands where it’s just her and Sean and she would doodle designs. She’s really creative and loves doing it.

“She’s designed a little punk rock outfit, a hip hop outfit and a sharp suit. They’re so cute! I think she’ll try and get boutiques to sell them. She doesn’t want to fund it herself.”

Britney has terrible fashion taste, but people are going to market and buy that crap if this story is true. My son has several outfits that people have bought him with ears and tails on them. It's not like you can humiliate a baby by dressing him in dumb clothing. Babies are just about the only demographic that Britney can safely design for.

Here she is at the gym. Thanks to breatheheavy.com for these photos, which were supposedly taken two days ago on June 5th.

Posted to Babies | Britney Spears | Fashion | Fitness

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Jun
07

Heather Mills gains full custody of her daughter

Heather Mills McCartney denies that the porny pictures of her that came out this week are hardcore, stating instead that they were for a German "lover's guide" to help couples spice up their relationship:

A letter sent to The Sun editor Rebekah Wade reads, "This photo shoot, undertaken approximately 20 years ago, was for the purpose of a 'lover's guide' to caring relationships and instructive sex in the same way as are many other books on the market.

"The photo shoot was not pornographic or for the purposes of gratification of the viewer."

She can't deny that it's her or that she's performing simulated sexual acts for the camera. It's a clever defense that shouldn't do much to stem the embarassment from the photos. She can always add this to the nasty "Fact vs. Fiction" section of her website for posterity.

McCartney is said to be "devastated" by the explicit pictures of Mills that were published in The Sun, and may have discussed them with Mills on Monday:

"This has come as a real shock to Paul and those around him. He is beside himself over the whole thing."

"His priority is making sure his daughter Beatrice's best interests are looked after."

Meanwhile one of Heather's friends said that she was advised against having a baby due to medical limitations and that she only had two and a half year-old Beatrice to please Paul.

Despite fleeing to Yugoslavia recently without her child, Mills has gained full custody of her daugher, with visitation rights for McCartney.

Heather plans to appear on Larry King Live to give her story about the breakup. We can't wait.

We also wonder if her "Life Balance" book will be released next month as scheduled. Releasing a preachy self help book during her high profile divorce won't make her a hypocrite or anything.

Posted to Divorces | Heather Mills | Paul McCartney

Jun
06

Why does Shiloh have teeth? (update: pics are real, anyway)

Thanks to commentor Tink for pointing out that Shiloh has teeth in the picture of her on the cover of "Hello!" magazine that came out today. This means it's probably a clever PhotoShop job. I couldn't find any pictures of Angelina looking down like this, but if you've seen a similar image that could have been used to make this composite please let me know.

According to BabyCenter, only 1 in 2,000 babies is born with teeth:

Only one in 2,000 babies is born with teeth, though. The vast majority sprout their first tooth between 4 and 7 months of age.

It's possible, but improbable that this picture is real. If this is a real photo, Shiloh is rarer than we thought.

Update: Thanks to everyone who commented and pointed out that:
a) Teeth in newborns is not that rare
b) This could be camera glare on the baby's gums, which may be calloused from breastfeeding
c) These pictures are real because everyone's getting cease and desist letters to pull them. (Except for me, since I'm under the radar. Maybe next week they'll threaten me. In the mean time, I have no clue.)

Posted to Angelina Jolie | Babies | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Photos

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Jun
06

"666: full of scary celebrity news" Links

- Christina Milian relieves 666 stress (yeeeah)
- CNN's oh-so-important poll: "Are you worried something bad will happen to you on 666?" (BlogNYC)
- Scary: The 2004 election was stolen (Popaholic) [via cityrag]
- Video of Pink getting her nippes pierced while her mom watches and drinks blood (WWTDD)
- DIta Von Teese looks like a ghost - maybe she'll dissapear (The Bastardly)
- Janet Jackson may have a hot body but her face is scary (DListed)
- Vivaca A. Fox is scary (Hollywood Rag)
- Video of Jesus coming to Oprah's Legends Ball (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Paris Hilton's voice is so digitally altered on her new track that she can never perform the song live (Faded Youth)
- Lindsay Lohan wears black nail polish, poses with the devil (MollyGood)
- Heinous cult leader will be hung (Cult News)

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Jun
06

Spice Girls may actually do a reunion tour (update: not true)

There's been a lot of talk about a Spice Girls reunion. Last we heard it wasn't happening because the most successful former Spice Girl, Melanie C aka "Sporty," was holding out since she actually has a music career and this could harm it. Now they're said to be releasing a new single and planning a tour:

The Spice Girls are reportedly releasing a new single to mark the 10th anniversary of their first hit.

The former girl group - Posh Spice Victoria Beckham, Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell, Sporty Spice Mel C, Scary Spice Mel B and Baby Spice Emma Bunton - have already recorded the track, named ‘Woman’.

They are reportedly releasing the song in July, to mark ten years since their debut, ‘Wannabe’, reached the number one spot in the UK.

The girls are also said to be planning a reunion tour - and may even release more new material if ‘Woman’ is a hit.

A source told Britain’s News of the World newspaper: "They are planning their tour but wanted a new song to mark their return. If it goes well they’ll look to release more material."

If that's true it's good news for new mom Geri Halliwell. She's been begging her friends for a place to stay in the countryside with her newborn, Bluebell Madonna. She says she can't afford her own house, but Hello! magazine reportedly paid her six figures for the first photoshoot with her newborn.

Update:: Reader Margarita points out that the single "Woman" is from 2000, meaning this news is old and not true. They were said to be talks for a reunion tour, but it was a no-go due to Sporty's reluctance to join the project.

Posted to Music | Reconciliations | Spice Girls | Victoria Beckham

He also gave mouth to mouth resuscitation to a woman who had fainted, and then called her afterwards on her 50th birthday.

Jun
06

Real picture of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

Thanks to MollyGood for landing this picture of Shiloh Nouvel before anyone else that I've bothered to check.

These first pictures of the world's most famous baby launched a bidding war at Getty Images, with representatives from celebrity magazines staying up all night to get a chance to buy the images:

All the weekly magazine editors were summoned to the offices of the Getty photo agency at Canal and Varick late Saturday night. "We were sequestered into separate and un-air-conditioned offices," said one. "The photos were shown to us around 10 p.m. to midnight, and then we had to submit bids by 6 a.m. Sunday morning. No one got any sleep at all, as it was a manic game of phone-tag to top each other's bids. I'm convinced it was Brangie's revenge on the weekly magazines." The pictures went to People for $4.1 million.

For now we just have a low res cover of "Hello." The rest of the pictures are sure to come out in ten minutes or so.

Update: slightly bigger version from Just Jared.

Posted to Angelina Jolie | Beckham | Brad Pitt | Brangelina | Photos

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Jun
06

Matthew McConaughey is a hero

Matthew McConaughey sometimes lives in an airstream trailer, doesn't use deodorant, and has been involved in several well-documented incidents of heroism.

He Saved a cat from being burned alive by cruel children.

He rescued a baby from a coyote.

In this latest story of McConaughey's giving spirit, he hung out with a bunch of young people with cerebral palsy and was kind, patient and cool with them. OMG I love him!:

Last week, a class of disabled children from Laurel Ridge Elementary School in Decatur (GA) were enjoying a picnic at Stone Mountain Park when McConaughey jogged past. When he saw the kids, he stopped by to chat with the students and their teachers.

According to Laurel Ridge Elementary principal Mark Gordon, McConaughey told them he has a relative with cerebral palsy and was able to “talk” with the kids who rely on communication devices.

We’re told that before resuming his run, the actor even helped to load the school’s coolers back on board the bus.

Noted Gordon in an e-mail: “The teachers really enjoyed it!”

[via]

That's awesome and what a shame that McConaughey is single now. ;)

Posted to Heroes | Matthew McConaughey

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Jun
06

Is there any hope for Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's relationship?

Jessica Simpson has been seen out looking unhappy and disheveled, and people suggested that she's been seeing a therapist. Jessica has admitted to psychotherapy in the past, making it likely that she's getting professional help during a difficult divorce.

When she was photographed leaving a medical clinic on May 29th she may have been seeing a doctor, not a psychiatrist as was suggested. A source told Britain's OK magazine that Simpson underwent testing for a stomach ulcer. There is no word as to whether she suffered from an ulcer or was treated for it.

As Jessica and Nick get closer to reaching a settlement in their divorce Life and Style is reporting that Jessica has been calling Nick for long conversations late at night. She's been known to drink and dial, so this could be true:

"There's definitely a closeness that's developed recently," a friend of the couple tells Life & Style. "Things that used to burn them up, like who cheated and why, aren't that big of a deal anymore," another insider tells the weekly magazine.

The report claims that the pair are no longer fighting but spending late nights chatting on the phone and having tearful bedroom confessions about what went wrong.

L&S even consults Robert Butterworth a psychologist that tells the magazine that these types of last minute doubts are common. "People often file for divorce in a moment of anger then start remembering the good times as the reality of life without the other person sinks in, Butterworth tells the magazine.

The divorce could be final in just two weeks.

Nick and Jessica have gone back and forth trying to reach a divorce settlement, with Jessica most recently offering Nick an insulting $1.5 million, which he declined. He is entitled to half her earnings during their three year marriage, and she is said to have made $30 million last year.

If this report is true about Nick and Jessica talking frequently, Nick must realize that Jessica is letting her father Joe run the show as usual and is not responsible for trying to low-ball the divorce settlement.

Nick has moved on to a gorgeous new brunette, Kim Kardashian, while Jessica is single after being dumped by Maroon 5 frontman, Adam Levine. We think Nick feels for Jessica but that he's not going to get back together with her.

Here's Simpson at the CFDA fashion awards in NY last night. She seems happier, and it may be because she's hanging out with her hairdresser, Ken Paves, who is visible is in the background. She looks a lot like Eva Mendes with her hair up like that.

Posted to Divorces | Jessica Simpson | Nick Lachey

Jun
06

Isla Fisher at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards

30 year old Isla Fisher is an Australian actress, model, and author. She is best known for her appearance in "Wedding Crashers" as Rachel McAdam's clingy sister, Gloria Cleary. She won the 2006 MTV Movie Award for "Best Breakthrough Performance" for that role.

Fisher is engaged to the hysterical Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Ali G.

Here's a little more about Fisher:

She played Shannon Reed, a fiery, opinionated teenager, on Australian soap Home and Away from 1994-1997. During this time, she wrote two books, Seduced by Fame, about an ambitious aspiring actress whose dreams come true when she wins a role on her favourite show, and Bewitched, about a naive ballerina who searches for her father and falls in love for the first time. Most recently, she starred in Wedding Crashers with Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Rachel McAdams, and won praise for her comedic performance in the movie. In June 2006 she collected the Breakthrough Performance prize at the MTV Movie Awards for her role in Wedding Crashers. In 2006 she starred as Becca, a Manhattan party host in the offbeat relationship drama London alongside Jessica Biel, Chris Evans and Jason Statham.

Of Scottish parentage, Fisher now resides in England with her fiancé British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G).

Isla's acceptance speech at the MTV movie awards must have been excellent. She is quoted as saying: "For most people, playing a bipolar nymphomaniac would have been a challenge, but I just played myself."

"Wedding Crashers" was the big winner at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards, taking home the golden popcorn for best picture and best on-screen team for Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson.

Here is Isla at the MTV Movie Awards, which airs this Thursday night. [via]

Posted to Awards | Isla Fisher | Photos | Sacha Baron Cohen

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Jun
06

Katie Holmes doesn't get much time with Suri

There's a report in Life and Style that Tom Cruise is upsetting Katie by putting baby Suri on a "Baby Einstein" regimen geared toward helping the newborn infant become a genius. "Baby Einstein" is based on psuedo science and isn't effective, but Tom Cruise believes that vitamins can cure depression so it's understandable that he would fall for their marketing.

What's most telling about the article is the fact that Tom is dictating the care of the baby and Katie's time with Suri is limited:

The friend also tells the magazine the battle has spread to the infant's toys which reportedly have now been shoved into a corner to make room for pile of the "genius" toys.

The friend also details - according to the report - that Katie believes this may be pushing the two-month old infant too far and Tom may be expecting too much.

"Just when Katie thought things were settling down, now she has to deal with flashcards and DVDs," the friend tells L&S.

"Her quiet time with Suri has been reduced to only a brief period before bedtime."

Babies learn by interacting with others. "Baby Einstein" offers a decent collection of DVDs to pop in if you need to take a shower or get a break from your baby, but they are not educational, according to most experts. Poor Suri and Katie need to spend time together playing and relaxing, but if this is true Tom is imposing his manic over-the-top expectations on his tiny newborn.

This may be made up, though. People seem to like to invent stories that make Tom seem like the Napoleon character he comes off as in interviews.

Suri may be made up too. We haven't seen pictures of her yet, and the paparazzi hasn't managed to score a single candid - even far-off - of the newborn. Katie Holmes was said to have brought Suri to Ohio with her to visit her family. If that's true, she must have brought the Scientology security force along too, because resourceful photographers didn't get a single snap. We've already seen Kingston Rossdale wrapped up leaving the hospital, and Shiloh's pictures are coming out in People soon. What the hell is going on with Suri?

Our readers think the Scientologists are holding back pictures and media coverage of the little one due to their arbitraty belief system, and that may be true. No Scientologist "friends" of Cruise, like Kirstie Alley, John Travolta or Kelly Preston have visited the newborn or vouched for her existence. We just wonder if she's real.

Posted to Babies | Cults | Tom Cruise

Download "Fighting over Me" (mp3)

Jun
06

Paris Hilton's "Stars are Blind" Video is good; download her other music

Paris Hilton's record company is trying to keep up with the Internet leak of her music, and made an announcement to the music industry that they would begin shipping her first single, "Stars are Blind," on Monday, June 5th.

This song is catchy bubblegum pop and I can actually stand it. It doesn't get stuck in your head for too long, and it's enjoyable. The rest of her music that's been leaked is pretty bad, though:

Here's the "Stars are Blind" Video:

And here are samples of more of Paris' music. We've posted these before, but you may want another chance to wince:

Download "Heartbeat" (mp3)

Download "Jealousy" (mp3)

Download "Turn You On" (mp3)

Download "Turn It Up" (mp3)

Download "Stop Us Tonight" (mp3)

Maybe they'll be significantly reworked before they're released. Producers should hurry - now that the first single is out they don't have much time.

Posted to Music | Paris Hilton | Video

Jun
06

Is Brandon Davis making Lindsay Lohan cum freckles?

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton made up at a party, with Paris later calling Lindsay "sexy" for good measure. Lindsay may have also made up with her verbal attacker, Brandon Davis, in spades, because his grandmother claims she's dating him:

IN a desperate bid to extinguish the "firecrotch" furor that has burned the oil-rich Davis dynasty in Beverly Hills, family matriarch Barbara Davis is telling friends that her bratty grandson, Brandon Davis, is now dating Lindsay Lohan, the subject of his vulgar tirade last month.

At sappy saxophonist Kenny G's birthday party in Malibu Saturday, Barbara [Brandon Davis' grandmother] was overheard inexplicably telling party guests, "Brandon is dating Lindsay now!" A rep for Barbara agreed, telling Page Six that Brandon took Lohan out to dinner last weekend.

But chief Lohan-dler Leslie Sloane responds that Davis has gone daffy: "It is unfortunate that Barbara Davis is desperate enough to make up a lie about Lindsay dating her grandson.

"Lindsay took the high road and accepted Brandon's apology last week, but they are not dating and they did not go to dinner together.Lindsay is dating several men who live overseas." (That's several men, lest any of Lohan's foreign suitors think they have the freckle-faced phenom all to themselves.)

That's hysterical. Old people get confused and think that youngsters are dating whenever they hang out together. In Lindsay and Brandon's case they're probably just fucking.

Lindsay's publicist says she's dating "several men," though, so how can she keep up?

Here's Lindsay with Karl Lagerfeld at the CFDA fashion awards and with Kevin Klein, Meryl Streep, and Lilly Tomlin at the Prarie Home Companion premiere. She is shown with her little sister at the movie's after party. [via]

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Jun
06

Katherine McPhee's much older boyfriend, Nick Cokas

American Idol runner up Katherine McPhee, 22, is dating 41 year-old Nick Cokas. Cokas is a broadway performer and met McPhee when they were performing in the musical "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir" in Hollywood from May - July, 2006.

It wasn't easy to dig up information on Cokas. He's the co-founder of Zenith film group, which produced a play called "Red Herring" for the NY Fringe Festival this year. He was also in the cast of "Mamma Mia!" in Las Vegas.

You might call Cokas McPhee's sugar daddy since he's so much older, but it's doubtful that he's loaded. People suggest that Cokas bankrolled McPhee's Louis Vuitton luggage set, but how much money can the guy have if he's a broadway actor? His production company doesn't have a lot of work to their credit as far as I can find. Maybe his business ventures are more profitable than I can assess through Google.

He dresses pretty normal and his watch doesn't look expensive from these low-res photos. They probably have a lot in common and enjoy each other's company.

Here are McPhee and Cokas in NY this weekend. Pictures [via] and [via]

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Jun
06

Josh Harnett says he's still with Scarlett Johansson

Josh Harnett's people have denied that he has broken up with Scarlett Johansson, as has been widely reported. Hartnett has been seen out with several different women, and people assumed that he had broken up with gorgeous Johannson, but his reps say that's not true:

Hartnett has been rumoured to have been out partying with a string of blonde girls in recent weeks.

A spokesperson for the 27-year-old Sin City star told the New York Daily News that the couple "are still together".

The couple met on the set of their forthcoming movie, The Black Dahlia, in Bulgaria.

Hartnett was said to have broken up with Johansson back in late March, but they were spotted leaving a NY spa together after a couples' massage about a week later.

Hartnett made a reference to his relationship problems in a video interview aired on TMZ in late March, saying:

"There's always room to grow. There's just a lot of stuff to do, and you can't be the best at relationships already at 27."

For her part, Johansson is quoted as saying in January that she doesn't think "human beings are monogamous creatures by nature."

It sounds like Scarlett and Josh are having the type of on-again off-again relationship that is common with urban 20-somethings.

Here is Johansson at the CFDA Fashion Awards at the NY Public Library last night. She is pictured with Kerry Washington and Terrence Howard. [via]

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Jun
05

"The Break Up" didn't beat "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" Links

- "The Break Up" might have done well, but it didn't beat "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" (Faded Youth)
- Jennifer Aniston's rabbit's foot gave her good luck at the box office. We think it's really a monkey's paw and she's going to end up bitter and childless - oh wait! (I'm Not Obsessed)
- Photos will steal the soul of Shiloh Nouvel. bwahaha (MollyGood)
- Rosario Dawson still looks pregnant at certain angles (The Bastardly)
- Jessica Alba's implant/"vague childhood breast illness" scars (WWTDD)
- Nicole Kidman wants to get married at night so that Keith Urban will be drunk enough to go through with it (Glitterati)
- Pass the joint, Paris, let's listen to "Stars are Blind" again, it's so deep (Hollywood Rag)
- Jake Gyllenhaal and Justin Timberlake at the MTV Movie Awards (Socialite's Life)
- Britney Spears really likes having sex when she's pregnant. Since Kevin's not around we can assume she doesn't mean having sex with him. (DListed)
- Kirstie Alley is fat again. (yeeeah)
- Chris Klein has hickeys (Just Jared)
- Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton: No Fight! (Egotastic)
- Nicky Hilton downs a bottle of vodka (PopSugar)
- Page Six Editor Richard Johnson Charged with Drunken Driving (Blog NYC)
- Britney Spears signs divorce papers, puts them in an envelope, realizes she needs to go to the post office to get a stamp. The post office is closed - you get the picture (Gossipin)

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Jun
05

Is Brad Pitt jealous of Angelina's bodyguard?

Brad Pitt may be jealous of the former murder suspect who is running Angelina Jolie's security force. Angelina calls the head of her security team, Mickey Brett, her "rock," and seems to relinquish control to the man who has been her bodyguard since 2001. She's supposedly even asked him to be Shiloh's godfather:

The 42-year-old actor is reportedly angry the mother of his new daughter has been spending so much time with her burly minder Mickey Brett, 49, who she describes as her "rock".

Brett has been protecting the 'Tomb Raider' actress and the couple's adopted children - Maddox, 4, and 16-month-old Zahara - during the family's stay at Namibia's Burning Short Lodge where Angelina prepared for the birth of new baby Shiloh Nouvel.

A source told Britain's Grazia magazine: "It's a platonic relationship but Brad gets jealous because she lets Mickey help her out of cars and allows him to tell her to rest up - something he isn't allowed to do."

Angelina, 30, has asked the minder, who she sees as her baby's spiritual guardian, to become godfather to Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.

The source added: "Angelina is a tough woman who hates guys patronising her but there's something about the way Mickey looks after her that she likes."

[via]

If that's true it doesn't bode well for Pitt, who's been widely blasted for serving as Angelina's nanny, adopting her hobbies and interests, and generally catering to her every whim. Angelina may seem like she wants a "yes" man, but wimpy guys are easily discarded. Brad may look like less of a man when compared to a tough security guard who can set limits with Angelina.

Mickey Brett is considered a thug and is said to be responsible for the heavy-handed tactics of the Jolie-PItt security force in Namibia. Journalists have been followed, threatened, and beaten senseless for trying to get pictures of the famous family. Brett was suspected in the 1993 hiring death of a British tycoon, but was eventually cleared of charges due to lack of evidence

Pitt is said to be fed up with the heat and seclusion in Africa, and it's reported that he plans to move the family back to the states in early July so that he can start work on "Oceans 13."

Here are pictures of Pitt taken in NY about a year ago. [via]

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Jun
05

Heather Mills McCartney's porn past (mildly NSFW)

Heather Mills McCartney, 38, is estranged from her husband Paul McCartney, 63, due in part to her jealousy over his extreme fame. She was a "model" before she met him, and gained notoriety after losing her leg in a road accident in 1993.

Britain's The Sun has dug up porny pictures of Mills that were published in a German book:

The ex-model was snapped in a string of lurid scenes for a hard core German book.

Many of the images are too explicit to print in a family newspaper.

One shot shows Heather naked and smothered in baby oil as she performs a sex act on a nude male porn star. The curly-haired man is then photographed performing an act on her with the help of a sex toy...

In other scenes, Heather and the man appear to have sex and perform sex acts while watching themselves in a mirror. And in yet more, Heather ends up naked during a game of strip poker.

[via]

A friend of mine thinks that these photos were released by Paul McCartney's people in an effort to discredit Mills before her high profile divorce is underway. We just think The Sun is crafy and wants to sell papers.

Heather is said to have fled to Yugoslavia to escape the press after news of her split with Paul McCartney. She was said to be planning a return to modeling, but we bet that will be put on hold now that these pictures have come out.

Here are some more pictures. You can get topless versions on The Sun's website. They look pretty tame, but suitably embarassing and scandal-worthy.

Jun
05

Did Angelina Jolie need to have a C-Section due to herpes?!

This sounds completely fabricated, but a supposed 20 Century Fox "executive" says that Angelina Jolie gave Brad Pitt STDs while they were filming "Mr. and Mrs. Smith." He goes on to speculate that she needed a C-Section due to herpes

"So I had to contribute a tid bit I heard when I was working for 20th Century Fox (in an executive position that will go unnamed) ... we produced 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith'. Angie and Brad were indeed having sex on that film, and she apparently gave him some STD's, and that's how Jennifer Aniston first found out ... If you are young, like Angelina Jolie, and healthy, the reason for c-section is almost always herpes. Jennifer Garner is another herpes mom, Madonna another. Both delivered small babies by c-section. Katie Holmes is another."

This would have been partially believable if it were not for the fact that the writer speculates that most all celebrities who had C-Sections recently did so due to herpes. Unnecessary C-Sections are incredibly common, and Angelina's baby was said to be breech. It's also completely untrue that most cesearians in healthy young women are due to herpes.

It's a juicy bit of gossip, but one that's totally false - just like the hot story of Angelina having lesbian sex in the bathroom.

Brad Pitt's parents are now in Namibia visiting their new grandchild. Brad and Angelina are said to be returning to the states July 1st so that Brad can work on Oceans 13.

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Jun
05

Christina Aguilera "regrets" that Britney wasn't at the MTV movie awards

Highlighting the fact that she's happily married and hot as ever with a thriving career while Britney Spears, well - isn't, Christina Aguilera said that she's oh so broken up by the fact that Britney couldn't make it to the MTV movie awards this year:

"It's a shame Britney doesn't go to any shows or awards anymore, because they are so much fun, even if you're not nominated for things, I miss seeing how hot she looked on red carpets and seeing her at awards and shows was the only times we really had time to catch up with each other because we're both so busy".

In case you want to give Aguilera the benefit of the doubt and don't think this is a dig at Britney, read what she said about Britney's wedding with K-Fed two years ago:

Christina Aguilera, meanwhile, branded the Spears-Federline wedding as "trashy, pathetic and low rent." "It's surprising,” Aguilera said at the time. “The whole affair seems somewhat pathetic."

They may have served chicken wings and hamburgers, but the wedding wasn't all that trashy. A rare hand-beaded invitation to the Spears-Federline wedding along with an initialed party favor candle is for sale on eBay for nearly $1,000. The favors were classy even if the relationship never will be. The eBay seller should have waited until the divorce announcement in order to drive up the price.

Here's trash-talking Christina Aguilera at The Ivy with her husband on June 2nd. She looks pretty tipsy, and it's not the first time.

Pictures [via]

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Jun
05

Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody: still going strong

On Thursday we reported that it looked like trouble for The O.C's adorable on and off-screen couple, Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody. The pair were spotted separately last week, with a disheleved Brody jamming out at a concert and Bilson getting drunk at clubs with her girlfriends. It looks like we were wrong that the two were having trouble, since Brody and Bilson were caught out shopping by the ever-present paparrazi last week. They're standing a little far apart, though we wouldn't read too much into it.

Pictures [via]

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Jun
05

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton fight in absentia on screen - world yawns

Last night's first epside of the new season of "The Simple Life 4: We don't speak to each other" premiered on the E! Network. While the ratings haven't come out yet, we would assume it didn't draw the same audience as the 13 million viewer peak of the series' third season on Fox. (We thought "The Break Up" would tank too, so what do we know?)

"Simple Life 4" was originally going to have a "Bridezilla" theme as it followed the psuedo-celebrities as they planned their weddings to whomever they were engaged to at the time. When their relationships were discarded like last month's four-figure handbags, producers settled on a "wife swap" plot that falls flat.

The show is said to royally suck. Paris and Nicole get up to their normal cringe-worthy scripted hijinx - except this time they do it separately and with less panache.

There's another problem for E! Can dumb and dumber be as effective with each doing her own thing as they were together? Or would it be like Dean Martin without Jerry Lewis or cereal without milk -- dry and hard to swallow?

Faithful followers will have to wait and see. E! didn't send out review copies to everybody, but critics who have seen it say it's lost that certain something that made it a stupid classic of sorts.

The two do sort of run into each other in a Hollywood restaurant, according to the New York Daily News. And E!'s camera crews just happened to be there. Nicole sent a cookie over to Paris' table with a naughty note written in icing. Anyone who thinks all this isn't being staged to hype the show probably still believes in the Tooth Fairy.

The series has been turned into a contest with each of the two "girls" getting half the show. Sunday they fill in for a couple with a small daughter and a child on the way. The two pop tarts are never seen together and have different film crews, so their paths don't cross. Calling them "girls" really is fitting because they get to act like third-graders having a fight on the playground.

They take turns caring for the child, which sounds pretty scary, and doing hard chores like filling the dishwasher.

Here's a preview of the fourth season. The announcer speaks Dutch. Don't let that throw you, because the clip's in English and how much can they say about this crap anyway?

Here is Nicole Richie at MTV's "Spankin' New Sounds" on June 1st with Christina Milian [via] and flying out of San Diego supposedly on June 2nd. [via] (She's wearing the same dress so we would assume these pictures were taken on the same day.)

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Jun
05

O.J. Simpson sex tape! (sorry to put that image in your head)

The N.Y. Daily News says that they have an exclusive that there's a sex tape now being distributed on the Internet of O.J. Simpson getting it on with two ladies of questionable repute:

The tape, portions of which have been viewed by the Daily News, shows a man who's a dead ringer for Simpson having cocktails with two women in a hotel room, then stretching out on a bed and unzipping his pants. The man, who has the same wobbly knees as the 58-year-old Heisman Trophy winner, is later seen naked.

Other footage shows a man with the same body type as Simpson having sex with the women, although his face isn't visible.

"I didn't believe in sex addicts until my last few girlfriends," Simpson says on the 25-minute tape, according to a trailer for the video, which is due to go on sale today for $19.95 at www.badoj.com. "I'm a sexaholic! ... If I'm not sexually active, I become destructive."

Phoenix-based celebrity skin broker David Hans Schmidt said that at one point during the action, Simpson and one of the women go into a bathroom to snort cocaine while the other woman rifles through Simpson's pants and removes money from his wallet. Elsewhere on the tape, said Schmidt, Simpson sings, "If I only had a brain."

Simpson's lawyer, Yale Galanter, said that while his client may appear fully clothed in portions of the tape, the man having sex "is an imposter."

In 2001 his lawyer said that Simpson was nearly trapped into making a sex tape at the time by Globe Magazine, the same outfit that arranged a setup for Frank Gifford to cheat on his wife, Kathie Lee Gifford, and caught it all on videotape. The News makes a connection between that incident and this one, while Simpson's lawyer insists that the latest video is faked.

You can watch a segment of the incredibly NSFW - at all - video at BadOJ.com. You have to register and confirm your e-mail address to verify that you're over 18. There is little question that the guy in the video is O.J. and not a look alike as his publicist insists.

In related news, Simpson's understandably troubled daughter, 20 year-old Sydney, has been sentenced to 50 hours of community service after swearing at police officers to stop a fight outside a basketball game at her prep school. She is said to have slapped a cop's hand while they were trying to arrest her.

This news about her father's sex tape isn't going to do much to help her move on from the incident and lead a productive life.

It's fun to laugh at murdering O.J. for making a sex tape, but the preview should be enough to satisfy most people's curiosity. Even though profits aren't going to O.J., we hope the tape doesn't sell.

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Jun
05

Christina Aguilera at the MTV Movie Awards

Christina Aguilera performed her new single "Ain't No Other Man" at the MTV Movie Awards on Saturday. It looks like she removed her skirt onstage and stripped down to a pinup-worthy one piece bathing suit. That's about as far as she'll go now - she recently was convinced by her husband, Jordan Bratman, not to take her top off for a magazine. She wanted to go topless to prove that her breasts were real, but her husband was said to be "horrified" by the idea.

Aguilera's new album is inspired by the jazz era and includes gritty elements that add authenticity to her pop sound. You can download the first single, "Aint No Other Man," in mp3 format.

Pictures [via]

Posted to Awards | Christina Aguilera | Music | Photos

Jun
05

Jessica Simpson at the MTV Movie Awards

Jessica Simpson attended the MTV Movie Awards with her father and manager, Joe. She looked tolerant of her dad, but not thrilled to be with him.

Jessica is quoted as saying that Jessica Alba would do well as a presenter and that "all she has to do is strut her stuff."

She also supposedly drove Jamie Foxx crazy, but that doesn't take much for the 30 minute man:

Meanwhile, "Dukes of Hazzard" co-star Jessica Simpson, sporting a skirt as short as her marriage to Nick Lachey, drove "Miami Vice" star Foxx so crazy that he seemed to forget the beatbox noises he was laying down for co-presenter Colin Farrell's stroll across the stage.

Jessica wore an unfortunate black and red dotted print dress that was split down the front but somehow managed to hide her cleavage. Her breasts looked like round balls suspended under fabric. She appeared on stage with Dane Cook, her costar in the upcoming "Employee of the Month." (Here's Dane Cook's MySpace)

The MTV Video Music Awards air on Thursday at 8:30 p.m.

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Jun
04

Jessica Alba at the MTV movie awards, 24 HQ photos

Jessica Alba hosted the MTV movie awards this year and took home the award for sexiest performance. She was honored for her role in Sin City 2.

This was the first year MTV had male and female performers compete for the same awards, with single categories not separated by gender.

"Brokeback Mountain" and "Wedding Crashers" won five awards:

Brokeback Mountain and Wedding Crashers were the big winners, scooping five awards between them.

Jake Gyllenhaal took the trophy for best performance for his role in the gay cowboy movie, and his screen smooch with co-star Heath Ledger was named best kiss.

Comedy Wedding Crashers won the best film, best screen team and best breakthrough performance awards.

Among the other winners were: Steve Carell - who won best comedic performance for The 40-year-old Virgin, Christian Bale - who won best hero for his lead role in Batman Begins, Hayden Christian - who was named best villain for Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith - and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt scooped best fight for Mrs and Mrs Smith.

Here is Alba on the red carpet, during the show and in her press room appearance. Everything about her is gorgeous - except for her hideous shoes! Pictures [via]

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