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In this clip for an upcoming MTV special, Paris Hilton talks about her love of singing, how she worked harder for it than anything in her life, and how she's wanted to sing since she was a little girl. She delivers these lines while sitting back on a couch and never changing the tone of her voice. She looks completely bored, like it doesn't really interest her to discuss her newfound music career, and she's doing it because she has to.
Paris Hilton is less excited making her crappy bubblegum music than the average secretary doing her daily job. Can you imagine if you called an office and the person answering the phone was as devoid of emotion as Paris? If it was a high-powered executive's office, you would wonder why they put up with such a bad assistant.
In Paris Hilton's case, you wonder why she bothers to get up in the morning. Is she really depressed or just bored with life?
Media analysts have called Paris Hilton a "palette cleanser" and said that she's the perfect brand advertisement because she can be anything you want her to be. With no real passions or obvious interests beyond shopping and showing up for stuff, it's obvious why. She just doesn't give a shit what you do with her.
Look, she blends in with the background perfectly. She's like a pillow that coordinates with everything.
The story that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn broke up may not be true. Jen might be hanging out with her famous gal pals, and she just got a new dog and all, but she was spotted out with Vince this Tuesday night. They both look miserable, though, that's something:
The news came out at the end of July that these two broke up and has only gradually picked up steam. Maybe they're just not spending much time together or have a rocky relationship. It's certainly suspect that they never went public with it.
Thanks to KevinFFan at JJB for finding this.
Posted to Breakups | Jennifer Aniston | Relationship trouble | Vince Vaughn
- Penelope Cruz swears she's met Suri. [A Socialite's Life]
- Ex porn star Asia Carerra had an uncomplicated, unassisted home birth just six weeks after her husband died in a car accident. [Celebrity Baby Blog]
- Carmen Electra becomes the face of a new diet pill that's also supposed to make you pretty [CelebGuru]
- Star Jones' husband, Al Reynolds, got a boody call in the middle of the night from a big guy in a hat [Hollywood Rag]
- Is Eva Mendes in Kabbalah? She's wearing a red string on her left wrist. [The Bastardly]
- Those kids that Lindsay Lohan claims were almost killed by the paparrazi in that crazy e-mail she sent? They were taking camera phone pictures of her. [Mollygood]
- Ashlee Simpson's upskirt photos reveal that she wears white panties. [Egotastic]
- Jessica Simpson wants to start her own line of bras [Junkiness]
- Jennifer Aniston got a new dog to replace the one she just dumped. [Just Jared]
- Paris Hilton swears she's just had sex with a "couple of boyfriends." The rest of the guys were random hookups. [yeeeah]
- Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Saarsgard at the The World Trade Center premiere. [PopSugar]
- Barney the Doberman ripped up a bunch of the priceless teddybears he was hired to guard. [DListed]
- Jennifer Lopez drops out of the Dallas remake [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Brad Pitt looks extra DILF-y [Hot Momma Drama]
Tara Reid squeezed some hapless bearded man in between her ankles while out for a swim. She might have been on vacation from her life of drinking and showing up at events, but it was probably just a day at the beach since she was seen at an X-Games kickoff party on 8/2.
The Chic Mommy has an hilarious Tara Reid interview, in which she says her "hooters are under control." They were making most of it up though. Sky.co.uk had the original from an FHM interview back in February, and it has some real gems:
"I just bought my parents a house on the beach, three houses from mine.
"I'm sensitive and I care what people write about me. I don't like that they make me look like an idiot. I'm not an idiot.
"I'm smart. I'm a lot smarter than people realise.
"I just want to act again. I'm more than they're letting me be. I need a chance. If I get that chance, people will see."
Yeah, you heard that already, I know. Poor Tara hasn't got a chance.
The girl's face looks like wax, but she's actually quite pretty when she cleans up. Tara serves as a good example for why one should stay off the juice.
Here is Tara with her mystery man [from Teddy & Moo] and at the X-Games kickoff party on 8/2. [From Hollywood's Best]
Someone please stop Madonna before she's damned to hell. She's using the same old tired "offend all the Christians" gimmick to generate controversy over her geriatric tour. She refused to take the hanging on a cross bit out of her show for the televised version of her concert, and she also declined to take it out when she plays Rome right near the Vatican. Now she's upped the ante a bit by inviting the creepy Pope himself to her show:
Ersilio Cardinal Tonino, speaking on behalf of The Pope, said yesterday, "This concert is a blasphemous challenge to the faith and a profanation of the cross. She should be ex-communicated. To crucify herself during the concert in the city of Popes and martyrs is an act of open hostility."
Madonna's spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg tells the New York Daily News, "I think the Pope would enjoy the show and would applaud her performance. He has an open invitation to see for himself the eloquence and beauty that Madonna expresses for humanity while performing her poignant song 'Live To Tell.'"
That's so fucking stupid! Madonna can't stand being out of the spotlight for five minutes, and she has to offend everyone who isn't a member of her crazy cult religion.
I'm not religious at all, but I just think that's ridiculous. Madonna can put all the sexy bits in that she wants, but why does she have to mess with religious symbolism so blatantly?
Yeah sure, Madonna, the Pope's going to be impressed by your tribute to "humanity." Give me a break.
Posted to Arrogant | Cults | Madonna | Music
The model Kid Rock was dating right before he reconciled with Pamela Anderson is heartbroken by how quickly he moved on - and how coldly he dumped her. Jill Marie Gulseth, 22, tells In Touch that Kid Rock broke up with her unexpectedly via text message:
Gulseth tells In Touch magazine, "To be broken up with in a text was just so shocking and upsetting. I cried a lot to friends and family."
The 22-year-old beauty adds, "It's not easy seeing it in the news every day. I mean, I was just with him at his house a few weeks ago. When we were together, we never spoke about Pam. I honestly wasn't focused on his history - I was focused on our future."
The future's kind of hazy with Kid Rock, and this naive chick is much better off without him.
It seems to be kind of popular among rock stars to dump their girlfriends via SMS. Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine told Jessica Simpson he was "really busy" and "needed space" in a text message. The poor girl never saw him again.
Picture from x17online.
Posted to Arrogant | Breakups | Kid Rock | Pamela Anderson
Diddy was supposedly set to propose to his longterm girlfriend, Kim Porter, but news got out that a woman in Atlanta just had a baby that she claims is his, and Kim is mighty pissed. He's due to take a paternity test and the results might be quite expensive for him:
But this isn't the first bump in the road for Puffy and Kim. Puffy publicly broke up with Kim to date actress Jennifer Lopez - only to reconcile with her after being dumped by Lopez. The rap mogul has since been rumored to have strayed from the relationship with dozens of women. And earlier this year the two reportedly had an argument on Puffy's yacht which left Porter with a broken nose. Again Kim took him back, telling reporters that she "banged her nose on a table."
If Puffy is the father of the Atlanta woman's child, she's in line for a huge pay day. Misa Hylton-Brim, the mother of Puffy's first child Justin, receives $19,000 a month in child support payments. Kim Porter, the mother to Puffy's 8-year old son Christian, receives a reported $32,000 a month in child support.
My god that's some high child support. He shells out 50k a month for two kids! With another potential baby, he's looking at around $75k.
We'll have to see how this one turns out, but he may be on the market again if that baby turns out to be his.
Here are some pictures of Diddy and Kim porter shooting an ad for his Sean Jean cologne in Monaco.
Pictures from Concrete Loop.
Kevin Federline's new single is a mess. He uses other talent for most of the rapping, which makes it more mature than Papazoa and that other shitty song he had out. (Which isn't saying much.) It's too fast, though, and not catchy at all.
I don't know much about rap, but I know what sounds good and this is just repetitive without being memorable. They mix in way too many samples and it's pretty awful.
Thanks to BreatheHeavy.com.
Posted to Kevin Federline | Music
Lindsay Lohan wrote an e-mail to gossip mogul Perez Hilton damning the hoards of paparrazi that follow her everywhere. Before you question the authenticity of the e-mail, Perez has hung out with Lohan. He also works out of a Hollywood coffee shop that stars frequent, and just saw Lohan on Wednesday morning. Her grammar isn't that great, but she's probably dashing off the message on her Blackberry while surrounded by photographers:
Almost witnessed 3kids being hit by paparazzi.... Never in my life had an expirience as I just did with the paparazzi. I am not kidding I am shaking, cannot breathe a bit, scared, anxious and sad. If someone doesn't feel bad, than I will feel bad for myself. It is disgusting what these g-d damn people are doing to me. As well as the people in my life that I work with/for. Its vulgar and I'm saddened for myself.
And, ANY of those willing to fall into judging me in any way in the future, or past. Can watch the video tapes that these men/women take of me while they are being invasive towards my DAY off.... Which I never have anymore. (Send that to Morgan Creek)
G-d Bless.
xxl
The paparrazi are going too far if some kids almost got hit.
So Lindsay feels sorry for herself? Judging from the amount of photographs of Lindsay that hit the 'net on a daily basis, she must have a hard time just getting away from it all.
She seems torn between loving the publicity and nightlife and wanting to have a little peace and quiet. She certainly plays to the cameras when it's to her advantage.
Maybe if she quit showing up for every event she could stem her popularity just enough to get some precious alone time. It might do wonders for her credibility, too.
A new editorial claims Lindsay is headed for Tara Reid country and that she's the one who courts disaster. We have to agree:
Slow down, Lindsay, and the paparazzi will too. You don't need to be roadkill.
Here is Lohan at the Saturn X Games kickoff party on 8/2. I don't know who the guy is that she's posing with, but some of you probably do. [via]
Remember that baby clothing venture that I was making fun of Britney for forgetting about just a couple of days ago? It seems she hasn't dropped it after all. Word is she asked Charlie Sheen, who launched his own "Sheen Kids" line just when his estranged wife decided to air a bunch of dirt on him, if she can collaborate with him for help launching her own line of baby clothes:
That's smart of Britney to get help from someone who already has a line of children's clothing out. It's rare of her to ask for advice and she should be commended.
Meanwhile Anna Nicole Smith has asked Britney to hang out with her. She's posted a message on her stupid video diary telling Britney she'd love to be her friend:
Smith continues, "I think you're totally cool, and I think we're going to have our babies about the same time."
Smith is pretty dumb if she thinks that Britney's due date is just around the same time as hers. Maybe she'll get some free baby clothing out of the deal, though. She'll need the help since her website isn't really bringing in the subscribers.
Posted to Anna Nicole Smith | Babies | Britney Spears | Business ventures | Charlie Sheen
- Victoria Beckham is back to long hair [I'm not obsessed]
- Victoria Beckham singing unplugged. It's not so bad [OMG Blog]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt's boyfriend, Ross McCall, is a little p-whipped, but who can blame him? [Velvet Hot Tub]
- Lindsay Lohan has nasty fingernails [Haute Gossip]
- Baseball team to host Britney Spears Baby Safety night! [Hot Momma Drama]
- Jenny McCarthy's toga party [Celebrity Mound]
- "So you think you can dance?" top 6 review [Girls Talkin Smack]
- Sasha Cohen is a Hollywood Dog [The Bastardly]
- Tony Blair gets "Terminator" role offer from Arnold Schwarzenegger [Celebrific]
- Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler in a video of a lingerie photoshoot [Popoholic]
- An old friend is trying to extort money from Bruce Willis [Wizbang Pop]
- Melanie Griffith lights her 17 year-old daughter's cigarette [Mollygood]
- Diddy and Kim Porter photoshoot in Monaco [Concrete Loop]
- 21 Jump Street star Jay Underwood is now a Baptist minister for Jr. High kids. [Faded Youth]
- Madonna and Guy Richie to renew their wedding vows [Hollyscoop]
- Star Jones denies marriage trouble [Celebrity Nation]
Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett were photographed together in NY yesterday. Hartnett stopped into the Apple store to get some tech support while Johansson went shopping and ate an ice cream. Here's the photo description from Hollywood's Best:
Scarlet and Josh seem to have an on-again off-again relationship. They have been together for a little over a year, and It was reported back in late March that they had broken up. Josh's reps denied the story.
Scarlet was seen partying in the Hamptoms this summer with Wilmer Valderrama, which is said to have made Josh jealous.
They have a low-profile relationship, and from the looks of these candids would rather not be photographed together.
Scarlet says she is sick of people mistaking her twin brother for her boyfriend:
I've never seen Johansson's brother, but I bet he's pretty cute.
Pictures from Hollywood's Best.
The PopBitch e-mail newsletter claims that Tom Cruise is scoping out Neverland ranch and may possibly purchase the freaky estate from heavily in debt Michael Jackson:
Cruise has to know that this would be an incredibly stupid move. It doesn't matter how nice the property, zoo, and amusement park are. It would tie him to weirdo Michael Jackson and the press would have a field day.
The newsletter goes on to say that Suri might just have a big birthmark and that could be the reason why she's been shielded from view:
That's possible, and a very clever excuse if Tom's camp made it up. Why has nary a bundle, car seat or covered up little baby been seen though? I don't buy it!
Meanwhile there are preparations underway at the Celebrity Scientology Center for what Pink is the New Blog speculates could be Suri's unvieling or Tom and Katie's wedding.
Rebels-Rebels had these pictures of the chandelier and tents covering the compound, and Mollygood has an eyewitness report that they seem to be gearing up for something.
DListed says that there's a "37th Gala Event" on August 5th though, which just means they're having some sort of Scientology party.
Sheryl Crow, 44, needs some help in the dating department. She calls dating "terrifying," and uses the tired excuse that she could always meet a guy in the supermarket. Unless you're really forward, that never quite works.
It doesn't really matter that Crow is bad at dating. She is said to be seeing a director that Courteney Cox set her up with.
"They've been dating for a few months now," the source says. "But it's not serious. They are taking it very slowly." As for how the couple met, "It was a setup by her friend Courteney Cox," says the source.
Asked by King if she wants to be married, Crow answered: "Yeah, I would love to be married. I love the idea of it. … My parents have been married 51 years and they're great people and happy and they enjoy each other, so ideally, yes, I would love to be married."
Crow also said she'd love to have children. Asked whether she'd adopt, she said, "Absolutely. … Obviously, scientifically I'm getting older (but) I don't feel my age. If I were to adopt, I could love a child that came through somebody else's womb as easily as I could my own."
On how a potential boyfriend could meet her, Crow said, "Well, I go to the grocery store like everybody else."
That's nice of Crow to say she would like to adopt, and it would be great to see her settle down.
Although she was with Lance Armstrong for a while, I don't think Sheryl Crow is entirely straight. In 1999 I went to a show by a NY-based all-girl band who have since hit it big. Their new lead singer at the time had a song called "Eating Crow" that she dedicated to a "famous lady she used to work for."
Sheryl Crow was said to be dating John Stamos a couple of months ago, but that obviously didn't work out.
She is now hanging out with Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston, and is said to be helping Aniston get over her failed relationship with Vince Vaughn.
Here's Sheryl Crow in August, 2006 Vanity Fair and performing on the Today Show on 7/12. [via]
British reality TV star Emma Ryan claims David Beckham cheated on Posh with her in 1998, back when the famous couple was engaged. Beckham acknowledges that he met the woman, but says that he didn't cheat with her. She now claims they had an affair:
But the model told a different story.
"Beckham's people tried to make out it was just a brief fling. But the truth is, it was much, much more.
"Now I'm determined the whole world will know the truth. It was a love affair. We both had very deep feelings for each other."
Beckham, who has retired as England Captain, maintains he was "stitched up big time and full of remorse" over the allegations.
It is not the first time the Beckhams' marriage has plunged into crisis over allegations of an affair.
His former PA Rebecca Loos made £1million by selling secrets from their alleged affair.
Emma just arrived on "Love Island" with her equally slutty twin, Eve, so she's undoubtedly trying to get press coverage with this latest stunt.
It might be true that Beckham cheated with her, but it was 8 years ago, so who really cares? In the spring of 2004 it came out that he cheated with assistant Rebecca Loos, so that's much bigger news since it happened while Posh and Becks were married.
This chick is just trying to get publicity for her gig on that British reality show, and it's working well for her since the papers are carrying this boring old story.
Here is Beckham in France on July 17th, and a picture from the German magazine "Stern." He is shown in a composite image with slutty Emma Ryan above.
Jessica Simpson's controlling dad is at it again. Her manager dad Joe is said to be partially to blame for the dissolution of her marriage to Nick Lachey and now he supposedly wants Jessica to stop hanging out with Eva Longoria, because she steals the limelight from Jess.
He didn't just tell Jessica that he didn't like her seeing Eva, he went behind her back to dupe Eva into not attending Jessica's birthday party with the rest of her friends.
Sneaky Joe had an assistant phone Eva and tell her Jessica had to cancel because she was ill. Then he arranged for a private plane to whisk Jess and galpals to Vegas, where they partied hearty at a post birthday bash... without Eva, who had "mysteriously" neglected to RSVP! When Eva realized she'd been duped, she was furious - and Jessica was left holding the bag and apologizing profusely for the snub... but Longoria's livid! Stay tuned.
Poor Jessica is going to be left with a half-assed hairdresser as her only friend in this difficult, single time. She needs all the girlfriends she can get and that's awful of her dad to try to cut Eva Longoria out of her life.
Maybe now that the news has got out Jessica will tell her dad to step off finally. It's about time she dumped him as her manager and stepped out on her own.
Here she is at Lodge Steakhouse in LA with some other girlfriends. The pictures are from Sweet Kisses.net, where they say she "shows off her fuller figure." Teetering between a size 6 and 8 doesn't seem like a full figure to me, but I suppose everything is relative in Hollywood.
And who's that tight-faced woman in the terrible pink gathered dress behind her? She doesn't look fun or trash-talking like Eva. (Not that I like Eva, but she's probably fun to hang out with.)
The Post Chronicle is running a story that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have split up. They're repeating an article from The Bosh that originally ran on July 25, so I don't know why it's taken so long for it to get picked up.
Australia's New Weekly also carries the story:
While stories of trouble in the pair’s relationship are widespread, doubt remains over who is the driving force behind the split. One source alleges that Vince is pulling the plug, while another claims it’s really Jennifer, 37, who wants out.
A report published in the US suggests that Vince, 36, is being pressured by his mum Sharon to end the romance. Sharon reportedly believes Jen’s on the rebound from Brad and doesn’t truly love her son.
“[Sharon] told him that if he married Jen, he’d be in for a world of heartbreak,” says a source. “Sharon said they needed to take a break so Jen could find closure with Brad.”
After listening to Sharon’s advice, Vince reportedly called off their secret nuptials. “He told Jen they need to take a breather,” the source adds.
But pals of the former Friends star say it’s Jennifer who’s calling it off after becoming fed up with Vince’s party-hard lifestyle. During a recent holiday in Mexico, the couple clashed over the actor’s boorish behaviour.
“She says he acted like a jerk, staying up all night with his friends, drinking and smoking,” one of Jen’s mates reveals. “It dawned on her that this isn’t the kind of man she wants to marry.
“The fact is, she dumped Vince.”
They never seemed like a real couple anyway because Vince was always calling Jen his "pal" and refusing to acknowledge their relationship. They also famously refused to pose for pictures together, even when promoting their film "The Break Up."
Aniston was recently spotted out without Vince looking drunk and miserable, making this story seem more likely.
Whether it's a real-life break-up for this pair or not, only time will tell. They're so under the radar that it's possible that they've been broken up for a while.
Pictures from Hot Momma Drama.
Elizabeth Hasselbeck on "The View" is so out of touch with reality that she says using the morning after pill is the same as "birthing a baby and leaving it out on the street."
That is the shittiest slippery slope reasoning I have ever heard. Elizabeth had to be schooled by Barbara who said they should discuss the topic rationally. Watch this crap:
Let me just tell you that you can make your own morning after pill with common birth control pills. I read about first it in a health magazine, and had to use it once in college after an accident. The morning after pill is just a high dose of the hormones in regular birth control pills, so this is generally safe, but it's not comfortable and you should only do it if you have no other options. (You should also consult your doctor.)
You ovulate about 14 days give or take 3-4 days from the first day your period started. (If you have a regular 28 day cycle) So if you have an accident on the 20th day after the first day of your period you're probably ok, but only use this guideline to take measures in case of an accident and not to have unprotected sex, that's stupid.
If you want to go this route, just follow the instructions on the chart at the Planned Parenthood website.
Borrow a friend's pills or take some you have on hand.
If you you're using Triphasil or Tri-Levlen, for instance, take 4 yellow pills up to 72 hours after the accident. Wait 12 hours and take 4 more. Just follow the guidelines on the chart for the particular birth control you have.
Don't ever be afraid to take measures, especially early on, to take care of your body.
Posted to Politics | SmartSmartSmart | Television
- Rachel Bilson shops at Target [The Bastardly]
- Jennifer Aniston looks really drunk. [Hot Momma Drama]
- Leonardo Dicaprio cheats on his model girlfriends with other model-type girls [Mollygood]
- Heath Ledger and Christian Bale together on screen. [Celebrity Slap]
- Christina Milian in a see-through dress (It's see-through day!) [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Stella McCartney is pregnant [I'm not obsessed]
- Lance Bass makes babies cry [Pretend Pundit]
- Christina Aguilera in GQ. Again. [Celebguru]
- Liz Hurley is getting married [Socialite's Life]
- Madonna sticks her ol' hands in some cement [Mrs. Mogul]
- Charlize Theron has been spotted! [Haute Gossip]
- Shannen Doherty to sue Star Magazine for saying she had plastic surgery [Glitterati]
- Keira Knightly and her boyfriend look like twins [Celebrity Mound]
- Scarlet Johansson rides the cyclone at Coney Island [Blog NYC]
- K-Fed looks wasted in Vegas [Bricks and Stones]
- Tom Cruise is a crotch grabber [yeeeah]
- The Hulk Hogans are the worlds trashiest family [CityRag]
- J.Lo drops out of Dallas. She's either pregnant, planning to be, or Marc is dying and needs a nursemaid [PopSugar]
Lindsay Lohan probably thinks it's cute or whatever to wear her Pink Taco boyfriend's undershirt out in public for all the paparrazi to see. She could have fit one of those white diaphanous shirts she likes to wear into one of her giant purses for the day after, but it was already stuffed full with three bikinis.
Lohan is probably going to have to give a statement in the suit against her mother, Dina, who is being sued for switching Lohan's record label to get a more high-profile deal. Now that Lohan's music and acting career is taking a nosedive, that settlement is going to be worth a lot less.
Here is Lohan looking all busy and unable to balance her accessories while gleefully showing off her store-bought goodies. Her shirt isn't as see-through as Jessica Simpson's, but she's working with what was in her boyfriend's closet.
Jessica Simpson's hair is a mess, she needs a dye job, and she's wearing orange lipstick that emphasizes her trout pout, but who's looking at her face anyway? She's wearing a completely see through dress. A short chubby woman with overplucked eyebrows and equally bad lipstick tries to look important by shielding Simpson, but she can't hide those exposed boobs, even though she's the right height.
Ken Paves is seen in the background, so Jessica has no excuse for that hair, unless Ken advised her to go for the JBF hair look. She may as well look like she's getting laid even if she has to resort to transparent dresses to look sexy. Ken probably scratched her arm with a hairbrush to make it look like she's having rough sex.
Jessica Simpson has admitted that Madonna "influenced" her latest crappy single, "Holiday," I mean "Public Affair." It's a wonder Madonna hasn't filed suit yet because the song is nearly indistinguishable from Madonna's hit.
That's like that "Opal Mehta" author saying she was "influenced" by the books she lifted passages from.
Here is Simpson outside the Ivy on 7/31. [via]
Barbra Streisand must have seen those terrible pictures of herself that came out recently, or maybe she just wants to spruce up for her latest concert comeback. Regardless she's seen outside a plastic surgeon's office clutching a juice box while covered in a black veil.
It will take more than surgery to fix Babs. Maybe she should call Madonna and get some tips on how to slim down while cashing in on tired old gimmicks to sell out concerts. Barbra desperately needs the help, her high-priced concert tickets aren't selling well and her longterm fans are pissed at paying big bucks for her last tour, which she claimed was her final one.
Pictures from Celebrity Mania and DListed.
Posh Beckham got a sleek new haircut recently. She was said to be tired of the extensions, which were damaging her natural hair and causing some baldness. I bet her lack of eating was contributing too, but this is great new look for her. It also might spell the end of the extension trend:
Keen to draw attention to her new look, she strode purposely down the street of one of London's most fashionable areas in a daring mini-skirt, more reminiscent of a belt.
Posh was also said to be tired of women imitating her, but this just means that everyone is going to get their extensions taken out and sport pixie cuts for now.
It's too bad for us long-haired women, but I for one am not going to cut my hair yet. Long hair is still pretty, and natural looks will always be in style.
Page Six has this big story that P. Diddy slept through his own party in Saint Tropez, but you know, at least he's oversleeping to attend parties and is keeping his business appointments, unlike La Lohan, who has it the wrong way 'round:
Diddy was supposed to breeze into the exclusive Nikki Beach club at 2:30 p.m., but he didn't show until 8 p.m., with hundreds of revelers wondering whether they were being stood up by their host. Turns out the rapper-fashion impresario was sound asleep, recovering from the raucous after-party that followed his "Unforgivable" bash aboard the 277-foot yacht, RM Elegant. It kept going until 8:30 a.m., and Diddy didn't hit the sack until 9.
Hollywood parties are business appointments, though. I'm all confused.
Diddy throws enough parties that I'm sure people will forgive him for showing up a bit late. I just want to know if he's still serving Cristal.
In attendance were Ivana and a possibly surgically enhanced 24 year-old Ivanka Trump, Paris and Stavros, Penelope Cruz, and the Duchess of York and her oldest daughter, Beatrice.
Diddy has just recorded an album in which he sings for the first time. He said it was nerve-wracking:
Here are some far-away pictures of Diddy on a trampoline at his party from Hello! Magazine, and a few of Paris at the party from JiveRecords.eu.
Kevin Federline has been quoted talking about a magazine he and Britney plan on launching that will counter the gossip and fake news made up by the tabloids:
This sounds like one of those things you talk about with your spouse when you've had a few, like "Wouldn't it be great if I started my own business?" and then they go and tell your friends about it when you haven't really thought it through and didn't want the news to come out.
I really doubt Britney and Kevin are clever enough to harness the talent to start a huge venture like this. Britney couldn't even accept help getting prepared for a primetime TV interview, so this unlikely to happen.
Remember when Britney was said to be creating her own line of baby clothing and even took out a trademark for it? What happened with that?
She's suing a bunch of tabloids from overseas in the hopes of getting some cash, so that's probably where she got this half-baked idea.
I already published these pictures of Britney at Kevin's Pure video shoot, but the only other recent pictures are blurry ones of Britney driving around talking on her cell phone, which seem too lame to post.
Gallery of the Absurd has this fabulous new Mel Gibson bumper sticker. If they would create actual bumper stickers like this, they would sell out.
The pictures of Mel partying it up before refusing a ride home, getting arrested and going apeshit have come out. He looks every bit the aged, washed up bigot.
Mel also said back in the day that he hates gay people, and that he's such an asshole because he's a closet case:
He really must hate himself most of all for ruining his posh lifestyle making obscure vanity films.
People are pointing out that if Roman Polanski violated a 13 year-old girl and got his career back after fleeing the country, Mel can too. It took Polanski over twenty years. In Mel's case, he can probably put his extreme bigotry behind him in about ten.
Maybe he should just invest his money or go into real estate development.
Maybe Lance Armstrong had a good, embarassing reason for making all those awkward gay jokes at the ESPY awards. Page Six is suggesting that he has something going on with Matthew McConaughey, but they're probably just checking out all the biking pictures and jumping to their own stupid conclusion.
Lance might just be a sweaty friend of McConaughey and Gyllenhaal. Hey, straight, bi, and gay guys can all hang out together and do sports without getting busy.
Countless straight guys would disagree with me, but it's kind of hot to imagine McConaughy, Armstrong, and/or Gyllenhaal getting it on. Yes I put that image in your head. If you're a semi-straight chick like me, it's not a bad one.
It's probably not true, though. Jake was said to be training with Lance so that he could play him in an upcoming movie, and McConaughey was probably just along for the, uh, ride.
McConaughey and Gyllenhaal have been spotted biking without Armstrong. Maybe they're the real pair on the down low. As long as they keep doing sports together a girl can fantasize.
Lance, Matt and Jake are shown at an ESPY awards party in mid July. Jake and Matt are seen biking together on 7/26, with one older picture of all three biking together thrown in for good measure. Pictures from Gossip Rocks and Mollygood.
Christina Aguilera says that she loves having sex with her husband, music producer Jordan Bratman, in public places.
Unfortunately Aguilera seems to prefer indoor public places, making embarassing pictures unlikely. I don't really want to imagine Aguilera and Bratman having sex, and wish I never brought it up.
Here they are outside of a restaurant on 7/28. Aguilera looks drunk, and she seems to have dribbled something on her left breast. [via]
- Mel Gibson was going to produce a miniseries for ABC on the holocaust, but uh, it's been canceled! [La.com]
- Kristin Cavallari is almost topless [Mollygood]
- Nicky Hilton has a friend who is even more of a camera whore than she is [The Bastardly]
- Are Gisele Bundchen and Leonardo DiCaprio back together? [Celebrity Mound]
- Julia Roberts goes two weeks at a time without washing her hair [I'm not obsessed]
- Mel Gibson's movie titles reworked in light of his latest scandal: Bravedrunk, Lethal Weapon 4: Jews start all wars [BlogNYC]
- Pamela Anderson did wear a wedding dress at some point [Hot Momma Drama]
- The Celebrity Baby Blog Breastfeeding Gallery (Yeah, it's just normal people, not celebrities, breastfeeding, but that's still awesome) [Celebrity Baby Blog]
- Hillary Duff may not be a virgin after all [Celebrific]
- Tom Cruise's contract was renewed at Paramount - for about a fifth of what it was worth last year. [Glitterati]
- Check out Brad Pitt's "Babel" trailer with Cate Blanchett and Gael Garcia Bernal [popbytes]
- The new editor of Marie Claire is trashing Ashlee Simpson for being a plastic surgery hypocrite [PopSugar]
- Maybe Tom and Katie are getting married this weekend, but it's more likely there's some big Scientology party [DListed]
- Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock show off their new wedding rings [Faded Youth]
- Jennifer Lopez in a bikini [In Case you Didn't Know]
- Josh Duhamel is hooking up with a bunch of different hotties, which means he and Fergie are probably over [Celebvent]
- Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri reveal way too much about their sex life [Crunk and Disorderly]
- A bunch of cops tricked Colin Farrell into thinking he was in the middle of a shootout [smart]
Tom Cruise has supposedly agreed on a fall wedding to seal his suspicious relationship with young Katie Holmes. No one quite believes that their changeling baby exists, even if there's one prominent actress who's willing to vouch for it. (Why didn't Will Smith speak up too, huh?) So announcing a vague official date for their sham nuptuals should stem the rumors that they don't really have a baby and their relationship is contractual, right?
The pair's spokesman Paul Blach said: "As far as I know, the plans are for late summer, early fall."
He also confirmed that the ceremony will be held at one Cruise's properties, but gave no further details.
Despite plans for the nuptials going ahead, it is rumoured that Katie's parents will not attend the event if the pair wed in a Scientology ceremony.
There's also a rumor that "hollywood insiders" are "scratching their heads" over Suri's nonappearance and that Tom and Katie are fighting over how to introduce the fictional infant to the public. Someone read the blogs and made this shit up, because there's no baby to show or relationship to lose:
"People are starting to scratch their heads now over Tom and Katie's baby because now it is really starting to look weird.
Tom's spokesman denies the couple's relationship is strained, but sources say the strain of keeping baby Suri under wraps is taking a toll on Tom and Katie's relationship and that they have split over how to deal with the situation. "Tom's total obsession with secrecy has sparked a host of bizarre lies and fabrications that threaten to tear the couple apart," continued the source.
The only reason Tom and Katie will get married at this point is to try and salvage Tom's tanking career. I don't buy any of the weird shit surrounding their relationship or supposed baby. Where's the baby carriage, where's a baby seat, where's a carrier? They need to work harder to cover their deep, meandering tracks.
Posted to Babies | Katie Holmes | Scandals | Tom Cruise | TomKat | Weddings
When I reported on the scathing letter Lohan received from the production studio head of her latest film, I said, "Lohan has become a parody of herself and will have a steady career of increasingly more embarassing endorsements if she doesn't slow down and focus on her acting. Oh wait - she can sing too, right?"
She can sing, but her music career has fallen prey to her partying ways, too. The British arm of her record label has given her the boot because her single tanked in the UK. Lindsay's blamed for the failure since she couldn't be bothered to go to England for promotion:
The single she did release was appropriately named Over, which is what will happen to Lindsay’s career if she doesn’t clean up her act soon.
Oops Lindsay, better concentrate on your career instead of how good you look to the paparrazi.
Here is Lindsay kick-boxing on the beach this weekend. Her trainer looks perplexed and a bit scared. That little firecracker might just hurt him if he's not careful.
Pictures [via]
James Blunt was voted fourth most annoying in a British list. He fell behind telemarketers, camping caravans, and people who cut in line. He was more annoying than everything else according to poller sentiment. Paper cuts, loud neighbors, and farts can't hold a candle to Blunt's treacle:
Other people who made the list include Celebrity Big Brother couple Chantelle and Preston (9th), Carol Vorderman (11th) and Abi Titmuss (18th).
The singer did not finish top though, Blunt's three saving graces being cold callers, caravans and queue jumpers.
The Top 20 Most Annoying Things:
1. Cold callers
2. Caravans
3. Queue jumpers
4. James Blunt
5. Traffic wardens
6. Tailgaters
7. Brown nosers
8. Chantelle and Preston
9. Ex-smokers
10. Noisy neighbours
11. Hangovers
12. Carol Vorderman
13. Loud mobile users
14. Men in flip-flops
15. Paper cuts
16. Bad hair days
17. Breaking wind
18. Abi Titmuss
19. Off milk
20. Being put on hold
I'd rather drink a glass of sour milk any day than have to endure "You're Beautiful" again.
Of course Blunt is ten times more annoying for having landed Petra Nemcova. He's rumored to have a wee willy winky, so Nemcova must just go for the vacant sensitive type.
Here are Blunt and Nemcova in Prague on 7/18 and 7/20. [via]
One of Gwyneth's co-stars in the London stage production of "Proof" said that she had some bizarre practices backstage.
Stewart recalls, "Gwyneth is lovely but she is, in the nicest sense, in another world.
"Personal chefs prepared her macrobiotic food but the food was delicious -- even brownies with no chocolate!
"She practiced yoga so she was incredibly flexible. I didn't have to do that but we did have a cast 'group hug' every night. It is so not British, but it was OK."
It sounds pretty normal to do yoga if that's your thing, but a personal chef at a theatre production? I don't know. Couldn't she have her macrobiotic meals delivered?
Group hugs are kind of strange, but not damning. I usually look at the crap Gwyneth says to call her pretentious. Reader Millie has a friend who is an acquaintance of Paltrow's and says she's really nice, though.
WWTDD really dislikes Gwyneth, and is quick to point out that she has no higher-level education and got her early work from family friends:
And Oh No They Didn't shows before and after pictures of Gwynnie's face that make it clear that she's had rhinoplasty and eye work. She had a good surgeon, I can say that for her.
Tori's essentially been cut out of her dad's will in a deal that would make most of us ecstatic with joy. Poor Tori can't continue her frivolous lifestyle unless her friends chip in to keep her in the illusory labels she's accustomed to. She's registered at a chic baby boutique, meaning that she's pregnant or desperately planning to be. The gossip rags have been divided on Tori's pregnancy, but it seems likely in light of this latest news:
“She was in with her husband [Dean McDermott], who was very sweet and seemed to be intimately involved with all the decisions,” reports a spy. “They registered for tons of things, including furniture.”
I would bet that Tori's seriously in debt. If she's resorted to selling her clothes on eBay she must have better things to worry about than whether her unborn baby will be decked out in the latest high-priced accessories.
Instead of reassessing her life and shopping at average stores for her baby stuff like the rest of us, Tori is still clinging to the vestiges of wealth. She doesn't know any better. It's making her miserable and she's going to lose everything, but she just can't let go.
Everyone was saying that Mel Gibson's career was over after he was caught defaming Jewish people during a DUI arrest. It was assumed that he would go on some sort of unspoken industry black list.
It's gone beyond passive-agressive whispers and shunning. People are so pissed that they're calling for an all-out boycott of Mel:
"The entertainment industry can't stand idly by and allow Mel Gibson to get away with such tragically inflammatory statements," Emanuel wrote.
"People in the entertainment community, whether Jew or gentile, need to demonstrate that they understand how much is at stake in this by professionally shunning Mel Gibson and refusing to work with him," said Emanuel.
The arresting officer, a Jewish guy with 17 years on the force, is contrite about the whole episode, and insists that he doesn't want to ruin Mel's career. Mel did that all on his own.
Meanwhile those stupid women on "The View" are trying to remain relevant by saying that they don't want to see any more Mel Gibson movies. Countless people undoubtedly agree with them.
The U.S. Jewish Anti-Defamation League has said his colleagues should "condemn him and distance themselves from him."
And it gets even better - it's come out that several people offered Gibson a ride home that night and he refused.
Gibson has checked himself into rehab in an effort to do damage control, but the damage is extensive and it's already done. He's richer than sin, and unless Opus Dei has taken all his cash he should sit back and enjoy his millions while waiting for this to pass. Maybe he should get some sensitivity training, too.
Now that the news is out that Mel is a royal jerk, the LA County Sheriff's department figured they may as well release his mug shot. The long beard is gone and he doesn't look half bad for a drunken bigot.
Posted to Abusive | Drunk | Mel Gibson | Scandals
- Tori Spelling gets free porn for life [The Dark Hat]
- Get hair and makeup like Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson at our sponsor [Beauty Riot]
- Graham Norton says Angelina Jolie and her do-gooding ways are "nauseating" [A Socialite's Life]
- Justin Timberlake tried to steal Jesse Metcalfe’s girlfriend [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- pResident Bush has nothing better to do than meet with the American Idols [Sadly, No!]
- Boy George is a garbage digger [CelebGuru]
- X-Rated pictures of Nicole Richie about to hit the Internets [Bricks and Stones]
- Kate Bosworth is super skinny, just like the pirates like it [yeeeah]
- Matt Damon and his cute family [PopSugar]
- Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino together again? [Glitterati]
- Courteney Cox and David Arquette at "The Barnyard" premiere [Gabsmash]
- David Beckham at the airport [The Bastardly]
- Kate Moss nipple slip [CityRag]
- Paris and Stavros together again [Mollygood]
- Heidi Klum nude pictures from Jane Magazine [Egotastic]
Here's Tori on the set of "House Sitter" in Canada on 7/28. I should have posted the nude Heidi Klum pictures, I know.
It seems like we've seen these pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini before, but she always seems to be in a bikini, and she changes them to let us know that the pictures are new. She must love skipping rocks, doing pushups, and frolicking in the Malibu surf for the paparrazi while fully made up. Look, she's even got a new camera. Maybe some of the hoards of photographers around her can give her some tips on how to get those perfect candids.
Lohan's hard-partying mother, Dina, has defended her daughter's constant exhaustion on set, saying she has asthma and that's why she sounds like a 70 year-old woman when she talks and has no endurance on the job:
On top of which, says her mom, Lindsay "was wearing winter clothes and she was telling people, 'I need water, I need water.' And they just want to get the shot, want to get the shot."
The elder Lohan said Lindsay was physically affected "after she had left (the set) and went home."
Speaking to Access, Dina said, "I'm a mother and will do what I need to do to protect my child. … She's a human being. There was one day when she was late, and they (director Garry Marshall and costar Jane Fonda) worked the schedule around her. Garry, Jane, everybody loves her."
And now, apparently, so does Robinson. [Lindsay's boss who wrote the scathing letter] "I've never had a minute's trouble with her. She's every inch a lady," the film executive told the Hollywood Reporter on Friday. "I felt I needed to remind her of her obligations to show up."
Well, everyone is happy now and maybe Lindsay will be able to get some much-needed water on set. She certainly lives in it when she's at home.
Pictures [via]
Penelope Cruz says that acclaimed Spanish director Amoldovar made a "woman" out of her in the soon-to-be-released "Volver." Her butt was specially enhanced for the film, and Cruz enjoyed playing a role that was, uh, meatier than she's typically cast in:
When I started working at 16, the kind of parts I was offered were always interesting but, of course, all had elements of being the girl.
'But I think if I want to have a long career I have to look for the meat on the part, and the meat doesn't have to be the butcher's best cut. Some of the roughest cuts are the sweetest,' she proclaimed.
That means not limiting her energies to Hollywood fare. 'I would never leave Europe. Here, women work when they are older; it's part of the culture, despite the obsession with weight and looks.
She says that she looks forward to working when she's 50, and getting more of those meatier roles.
Penelope Cruz looks great in a bikini and shopping on 7/30 with what one bulletin board poster describes as "a gay guy." She is in Hollywood's playground, Saint Tropez. Some of the pictures have a woman topless in the background and are sort of NSFW.
It's probably true that Cruz' companion is gay, but he must not have very good self esteem if he let her go out in an orange dress while carrying a purple purse.
Pictures [via]
Their newborn is just over two months old, so this isn't that shocking, but Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are repotedly sleeping apart because Angelina wants to be near Shiloh while Brad needs his beauty sleep:
The Fight Club star is supposedly struggling to get his beauty sleep in following Shiloh’s birth in May, so has decided to sleep in a different room to his gorgeous lover whilst she stays with their infant daughter.
A source tells The People, "She wants to keep an eye on her. Brad needs his sleep but he helps when he can."
This sounds like the time they were staying in that slum in Paris and Brad had to sleep on the couch because Angelina was pregnant and taking up the whole bed.
Star Magazine is reporting that Angelina is not happy with her stretch marks and post-partum body and that's the real reason she's keeping Brad out of the bedroom. She supposedly doesn't want to have sex, which is worrying Brad, but she just had a baby and that sounds pretty normal.
Dana at Dana's Dirt says that Angelina better put out soon or Brad will lose interest:
If he did it with you, he'll do it to you ANGELINA!
Here's Angelina driving around, looking fierce. Shiloh is said to be in the back seat, but that's not big news since it's not like Suri, whose supposed baby seat or stroller has never been photographed.
Pictures from Just Jared.
A very pregnant and much classier-looking Britney Spears made an appearance at Pure nightclub at Ceasar's Palace in Las Vegas to support her husband Kevin Federline's video shoot. She looked quite presentable in a horizontal-striped top and her black hair.
Britney was also photographed in Vegas with a guy rumored to be her new "manager," or maybe just her agent, Wililam Morris agent Jason Trawick.
Both times she looked rather good. That may be some kind of record for her.
Britney had a supposed pregnancy scare on July 15th, when it is said that she went into false labor and had to be rushed to the hospital. A "friend" is quoted as blaming the incident on Britney's poor nutrition, saying she wasn't eating enough vegetables. If you take a look in Kevin's cart in these pictures of him shopping, you can see why a gossip magazine writer could come to that conclusion. Celebrity Baby Blog mentions that it sounds like a completely bogus reason for false labor.
Pictures from Breathe Heavy.
Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married in the first of the four weddings they're planning. They were wed on a yacht on Saturday in Saint Tropez, France. Pam wore a white bikini and captain's cap, and Kid Rock looked even less presentable shirtless in jeans and a fedora.
Anderson and Rock, 35, began dating in spring 2001. They became engaged on April 11, 2002, in the Las Vegas desert, but split the following year. Still, when they ran into each other early this month in Saint-Tropez on a mutual friend's yacht, the feelings were still there.
"It was like we'd never been apart," Rock told PEOPLE on July 11. "(I) love her to death." Anderson announced their engagement on her Web site on July 18.
So why the whirlwind nuptials? "It's just timing," Anderson told PEOPLE on Wednesday. "It's being in love, obviously, and it's time for me to move on with my life and get on with the rest of it with my kids."
These two are not going to last three months.
Like Eminem, Kid Rock reveals his misogynistic personality in his lyrics. Here's a preview of what these two did on their wedding night: (Warning, this is freaking gross.)
Sorry for that, I could not resist posting those lyrics.
Here are Pam Anderson and Kid Rock on their wedding day. The woman got married to two different guys, wearing a bikini each time. So classy. [via]
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck made a rare public appearance at the Red Sox Angels game in Boston yesterday. Unfortunately the Red Sox lost, 4-10.
Garner and Affleck have an eight month-old daughter, Violet, who was not with them at the game. They are reportedly planning a permanent move to Ben's hometown of Cambridge, MA, after staying there for the Summer while Ben makes his directorial debut.
There have been rumors that Garner is pregnant with her second child, but a woman who claims to be a cousin of Ben Affleck's writes to Celebrity Baby Blog that that's definitely not true.
Pictures [via]
Maybe Victoria Silvstedt staged these pictures to make it look like she's pleasuring herself on her balcony, but it's more likely that they're real. There are pictures of her receiving oral from a small buck-toothed guy off the side of a dock, so this is pretty minor in comparison.
In case you care, Silvstedt is a Swedish "model," who was Playboy Playmate of the Year in 1997. She's only 31, but extensive plastic surgery and bad lip collagen make her look much older.
Silvstedt is shown on a balcony on an unknown date and on a boat in St Tropez on July 22. [via]
Lindsay Lohan got a harsh letter from the CEO of the production company running her latest film, "Georgia Rule," that makes it clear that her bosses aren't buying the "heat exhaustion" excuse. I initially believed that Lohan was working every day and just had to go to the hospital once for whatever reason, because I'm gullible like that and there are plenty of pictures of her on set. It turns out that Lohan skipped a entire day of work and planned not to go in the next day, either.
Lohan's bosses are pissed that she showed up late to work a bunch of times and held up filming for a day, since
it costs big bucks to keep all those actors hydrated and gaffers fed. They sent a letter to the hotel she stays at last Wednesday.
You have acted like a spoiled child and in so doing have alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality of this picture.
This letter hit the Internet, thanks to The Smoking Gun, on Thursday. Instead of staying at home, maybe renting a movie or buying shit on eBay, Lohan was out partying again this weekend, and she didn't just stay close to home.
She went to Vegas with her boyfriend of one whole month and was seen at Jeff Beacher's variety show. She was photographed flashing her trademark peace sign.
Lohan has become a parody of herself and will have a steady career of increasingly more embarassing endorsements if she doesn't slow down and focus on her acting. Oh wait - she can sing too, right?
Lohan is shown at the show in question in Vegas on Saturday. She is also seen outside of The Ivy restaurant with her boyfriend, Harry Morton, who seems to think that a pack of cigarettes can shield him from the paparrazi.
Lohan and Morton got new tattoos in the wee hours of the morning last week, but they didn't pull a Scary Spice 'n Eddie Murphy, and opted instead for trite symbols that will last much longer than their relationship.
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It's a shame there's no Nick Nolte style mug shot to include with this story, but uber-religious Catholic cult member Mel Gibson was arrested for drunk driving on Friday after supposedly being sober for years. He had a bottle of tequila in his car, and said it wasn't his but he'd "had a little bit" (that's classic!)
TMZ also has details of a police cover-up to remove inflammatory details from the original report. When he was first arrested, Mel Gibson went off on Jews, saying they were responsible for all the wars in the world, and told the arresting officer repeatedly that he was going to "fuck" him. He also tried to run away when the cop did him a courtesy by not cuffing him.
Once he was in custody, he tried to unzip his pants to pee on the floor of his holding cell!
The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?..."
Gibson was put in a cell with handcuffs on. He said he needed to urinate, and after a few minutes tried manipulating his hands to unzip his pants. Sources say Deputy Mee thought Gibson was going to urinate on the floor of the booking cell and asked someone to take Gibson to the bathroom.
Gibson was obviously distraught over the illegal unprovoked war on Lebanon that's killed countless innocent civilians. Israel is responsible for a high percentage of wars, but then again so are the Americans. There's that whole imprisoning an entire country thing that Israel's doing, too. It's not the Jewish or American peoples' fault, though, just their terrible leaders.
Gibson was pulled over for drunk driving twice before and let off with just a warning.
Mel Gibson is a member of the Catholic cult, Opus Dei, which tried to escape the terrible image it was given in the Da Vinci Code, and calls their portrayal inaccurate:
The only other famous person I've heard of who was a member of Opus Dei was FBI spy Robert Hanssen, who rigged up a secret room in order to let his best friend watch while he had sex with his wife.
Gibson has since apologized for his behavior, saying that he "acted like a person completely out of control," that he "said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable," and that he was "deeply ashamed."
It's too late for Gibson, because everyone's suspicions about him have been confirmed. Now that their highest profile member has been exposed for the jerk he is, Opus Dei is going to have even more problems with their image. Mel Gibson's going to have quite a hard time making his weird religious movies too.
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