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Jul
24
George Michael has sex with random fat 58-year old guy in a park


Singer George Michael was caught trawling for sex in a public place yet again. He was forced to come out in 1998 after being caught in a sting by an attractive policeman in a public bathroom in Los Angeles. He made fun of the incident in the video for his song "Outside" and talked about his shame on Oprah. Now that he's been caught having sex with a nasty old guy he's not going to play it off so easily.

MEGA-RICH pop superstar George Michael this week sank to new levels of depravity—trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park.

News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver.

When challenged George, 43, was wild-eyed and trembling. Trying to hide his face under a baseball cap, he screamed:

"I don't believe it! F*** off! If you put those pictures in the paper I'll sue!"...

The pair kissed and groped each other before going even further. It was all in a public place and totally illegal — just like the day in 1998 when George flashed at an undercover cop in a California park toilet.

News of the World followed the poor guy that George fondled back to his squalid flat in Brighton. They interviewed the guy and he gave the sordid details:

"He told me I could contact him on the Gaydar website and we just started kissing.

"He did it very well. That was one of his major points. Then it was fondling and mutual pleasuring. It wasn't full sex but it was fantastic."

Kirtland's confession then took a bizarre twist as he bragged: "There's a secret that I have which no one knows about. It's a personal thing.

"Most people pull away from it. But George actually seemed to respond.

"When we'd finished he said, ‘I've got to go. I've got to go somewhere and chill out.' And that was that.

"OK, I admit I was there for sex. But I'm astonished a man as famous as George should even think about doing it. It's potentially so dangerous."

That's nice that George didn't make fun of the old dude for whatever weird thing he's got going on down there. Maybe he's a woman or something. Whatever you're into.

When confronted by The News of The World snoops, who were either in the park for some random fun themselves or who routinely trail George Michael, George said "Are you gay? No? Then f*** off! This is my culture!"

That's like saying it's heterosexual culture to hook up with prostitutes, isn't it?

George Michael is about to embark on a 50-concert comeback tour, which sold out in a half hour.

Here are some low-res pictures from the article. They're too good not to publish.

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I.. I don't know what to say. George Michael is going DOWN, I feel so sorry for him.. I loved him as a singer, I thought he was awesome.. But now, it just gets worse and worse.. George's boyfriend is hot indeed, how can he do that? He must still be on drugs.. I don't believe him when he says he's clean.


He looks not only like he's on drugs, but he also looks diseased. Maybe he doesn't want to pass it along to his boyfriend, but giving a disease to a perfect stranger is...um...fine.


A few things:

1. The British Press is RUTHLESS.

2. Sure takes the mystique away from anonymous sex when you see what you're likely to end up with doesn't it?

3. Don't you just love the old guy's attitude: "Its okay for me to cruise but not George Michael. But since he's here, I'll f**k him anyway."

4. I wonder what the "secret" he's got is? Two dicks? Veneral warts? He's (gasp) gay?


He is weird this man needs his own reality show.



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