Celebitchy: Jessica Simpson in a see through top

Cele|bitchy Archives
- Week of 08/13/2006
- Week of 08/06/2006
- Week of 07/30/2006
- Week of 07/23/2006
- Week of 07/16/2006
- Week of 07/09/2006
- Week of 07/02/2006
- Week of 06/25/2006
- Week of 06/18/2006
- Week of 06/11/2006
- Week of 06/04/2006
- Week of 05/28/2006
- Week of 05/21/2006
- Week of 05/14/2006
- Week of 05/07/2006
- Week of 04/30/2006
- Week of 04/23/2006
- Week of 04/16/2006
- Week of 04/09/2006
- Week of 04/02/2006
- Week of 03/26/2006
- Week of 03/19/2006
- Week of 03/12/2006
- Week of 03/05/2006
- Week of 02/26/2006
- Week of 02/19/2006

Your Ad Here

- Agent Bedhead
- Barbie Martini
- Bastardly
- Best Week Ever Blog
- Blog NYC
- The Bosh
- Cake and Ice Cream
- Celebrity Baby Blog
- Celebrity Moms
- Celebrity Mound
- Celebguru
- Celebrific
- Celebrity Nation
- Celebvent
- City Rag
- Concrere Loop
- Crunk and Disorderly
- Cult News
- The Dark Hat
- D-Listed
- Egotastic
- Faded Youth
- Gabsmash
- Gallery of the Absurd
- Girls Talkin' Smack
- Glitterati
- Gossipin
- Grumpy Old Indian Man
- Haute Gossip
- Hate On
- Hollywood Rag
- Hollyscoop
- Hollywood Tuna
- Hot Momma Drama
- I Don't Like You
- I'm not obsessed
- In Case U Didn't Know
- Jordan is your Homeboy
- Jossip
- Juicy News
- Junkiness
- Just Jared
- Manhattan Offender
- Media Take Out
- MollyGood
- Mrs. Mogul
- OMG Blog
- Oh La La Paris
- Oh No They Didn't!
- The Parliamentary Mime
- Pajiba
- Perez Hilton
- Pink is the New Blog
- Pop Filth
- Popsugar
- smart
- Splash News
- Socialite's Life
- The Superficial
- Tabloid Whore
- Tyler Durden
- Us Magazine
- Velvet Hot Tub
- Wampoon
- WeSmirch
- Wizbang Pop
- Yeeeah

Aug
02

Jessica Simpson in a see through top

Jessica Simpson's hair is a mess, she needs a dye job, and she's wearing orange lipstick that emphasizes her trout pout, but who's looking at her face anyway? She's wearing a completely see through dress. A short chubby woman with overplucked eyebrows and equally bad lipstick tries to look important by shielding Simpson, but she can't hide those exposed boobs, even though she's the right height.

Ken Paves is seen in the background, so Jessica has no excuse for that hair, unless Ken advised her to go for the JBF hair look. She may as well look like she's getting laid even if she has to resort to transparent dresses to look sexy. Ken probably scratched her arm with a hairbrush to make it look like she's having rough sex.

Jessica Simpson has admitted that Madonna "influenced" her latest crappy single, "Holiday," I mean "Public Affair." It's a wonder Madonna hasn't filed suit yet because the song is nearly indistinguishable from Madonna's hit.

After posting A PUBLIC AFFAIR on her website in June (06), Simpson has received a barrage of criticism claiming the song is too close to Madonna's 1984 hit. But Simpson retorts that's exactly what her fans need and is refusing to apologise for the retro sound. She tells MTV, "I think people are ready to hear something that Madonna used to do. We all need to hear that every now and again. "It wasn't a sample or something I meant to do, but she did influence me and still does today. I hope to have the longevity of her career."

That's like that "Opal Mehta" author saying she was "influenced" by the books she lifted passages from.

Here is Simpson outside the Ivy on 7/31. [via]