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Aug
22

Paris Hilton's mom told her that giving blowjobs gives you acne scars

Us Weeky has the highlights from Paris Hilton's new interview in Blender magazine, and they're hilarious. She "f'in hates" when fans touch her, cries when listening to her own album, and reveals that her baby-doll act and insane ambition were inspired by her narcissistic grandmother.

The best part, though, is that her mom Kathy told her that acne scars were caused by giving oral sex. At age 19, Paris supposedly believed her:

“My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters – she knew this person who had craters. I’m like, ‘What is that from?’ She’s like, from giving bl-w j-bs.” “I’m like, ‘You get craters?’ And I totally believed her. She’s like, ‘It’s from sucking.’ I’m like, ‘Ewwww!’ I told my boyfriend – he’s like, ‘Why don’t you ever do that?’ I’m like, ‘Because my mom told me you get these craters.’ And he’s like, ‘Paris, you’re 19. You’re allowed to do this.’”

Maybe Pink believes this too, and that's why she thinks blowjobs are gross.

Is it surprising that at the age of 19 Paris was as gullibe and uninformed about sex as the average grade school student? Maybe she wouldn't be as successful if she wasn't that stupid. It's a good thing for her that she never finished high school.

Here are some pictures of Paris at an in-store appearance at Best Buy on August 18th and in Blender Magazine.

Thanks to Gossipin for the tip, and to Hollywoods Best for these photos.