Have a great Halloween everyone!

- Mel Gibson: boozing with Beelzebub [Gallery of the Absurd]
- If you enjoy watching people die in creative ways and have a strong stomach, you’ll like Saw III [Pajiba]
- Celebrity witches and warlocks [CityRag]
- Chris Klein dresses as a pizza for Halloween. You can kind of see how Tom Cruise would seem much better in comparison [Celebguru]
- Who is hotter now: Ben Affleck or Matt Damon? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Ryan Phillippe is/was cheating with his 24 year-old costar, Abbie Cornish game hen. She’s not more successful than him yet. [Mollygood]
- Pete Doherty likes to dress up in women’s clothing [Agent Bedhead]
- The federal government wants unmarried people to wait until they’re 30 to have sex. This is true and is how your tax dollars are being spent. [Junkiness]
- K-Fed talks about falling in love with Britney, cheating on his pregnant wife [ICYDK]
- Britney Spears looks great! Oh wait that’s Courtney Love No! [Metadish]
- Nicky Hilton went a little crazy with the Bedazzler [Bastardly]
- Katie Holmes asks Brooke Shields why she bothers to cart her baby around when there are nannies for that [IDLYITW]
- Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler were at the same event and didn’t fight. Damn. [yeeeah]
- Victoria Beckham wants to be a lady [Hollywood Tuna]
- Jessica Simpson is a hungry hungry hippo [Egotastic]
- Anna Nicole Smith wants to exhume her dead son’s body and bring it with her if she gets deported to the states [Celebslam]
- Pamela Anderson is fucking scary! [Gabsmash]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt might be getting bigger, but so are her boobs [PopSugar]
- Ugly Betty’s purse is pretty cute [Chic Mommy]
- Donald Duck reveals Christina Aguilera’s pierced boob [Jordan is your Homeboy]