Mary-Kate Olsen amazed that she’s a fashion icon – we agree


Mary-Kate Olsen has finally confirmed what we all suspected – she has no fashion sense.

Mary-Kate Olsen is baffled by her status as an international fashion icon – because she created her sloppy bohemian style by accident.

Olsen’s tattered and torn look coined the BoHo chic style that was immediately imitated throughout the world.

But the 22-year-old insists she’s just too lazy to put clothes on.

She says, “For me it was laziness. I wore my pyjamas and threw on whatever was warm enough. It still amazes me. It’s just layers and it doesn’t make any sense to me at all.”

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So, to get that authentic street kid look, don’t get enough sleep after imbibing a few illicit substances, give last nights eye make up and extra rub, and then layer on all your clothes (shoving all of your other belongings into a large handbag/grocery sack) then head out the door.

Of course, Mary-Kate and Ashley are waking up in a million dollar apartment and shoving their belongings into a Louis Vuitton, which is what makes them supposed ‘fashion icons’ as opposed to cash-strapped hungover college students dressing to stay warm.

There’s also a bit of internet speculation that the Olsen twins will be getting a set of matching boobs. I guess when you’re a famous identical twin, you can’t get a breast job without your other twin doing it too. Unless you are willing to stand up, busty and proud, and declare that you have new boobs. Why not? Aren’t they there to be noticed?

Mary-Kate Olsen is shown outside a Radiohead concert on 8/28/08 (flannel shirt as dress), outside The Late Show on 6/26/08 (loose black sack dress), outside a screening of “The Wacknes” on 6/25/08 (white kimono type dress with black belt and orange shoes) and at a black tie gala on 11/15/07 (white puff dres with pink stripper heels). Credit: WENN

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  1. brista says:

    I love that she’s pants-less in a thrift store flannel in your header image. Fashion icon my foot.

  2. Jeanne says:

    If Garage Sale chic is what you’re thinking.