Blue Ivy Carter has six nannies, diamond earrings & a sapphire-encrusted bottle

Beyonce and Jay-Z have gone quiet for the most part since the birth of little Blue Ivy. I mean, they released a statement and Jay released a song, and he also partied all night at a club opening, but other than that… relatively quiet. What does this selective silence mean? Does it mean that they are quietly enjoying the first months of little Blue’s life? Or does it mean that something big is coming – like some kind of craziness for the Grammys? I don’t know. But I do tend to believe this In Touch Weekly report, just because I don’t have a reason to disbelieve it:

Beyonce isn’t leaving anything to chance when it comes to the welfare of her firthborn child. According to a friend, the new mom has two nannies on call at all times, which makes for a total of six nannies for little Blue Ivy Carter.

“Beyonce wanted to make sure that her daughter has the best of care,” a friend of the singer tells In Touch. “Her diaper is changed every hour.”

And proud papa Jay-Z, 42, is also lavishing attention on the newborn – by way of bling.

“Jay-Z bought her diamond earrings and a platinum baby bracelet,” reveals the friend. “Even her bottle has pink sapphires on it.”

A little over the top perhaps, but what can you expect from the couple who reportedly spent $1.3 million to bullet-proof the delivery room!

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

“Her diaper is changed every hour” – not “Beyonce changes her diaper.” But isn’t that weird – is that a thing? Changing a baby’s diaper hourly instead of just waiting for a more occasion-appropriate time to change the kid’s diaper? As for the all of blinged-out baby stuff – babies just shove everything into their mouths, right? And that’s why you don’t give them jewelry and stuff? Those six nannies better keep an eye on things, but Blue’s parents are idiots.

By the way, these are all photos from Beyonce’s (phantom, pillowy) pregnancy – various pics from July to September of last year, which was Bey’s second trimester. The one where Bey is in black – that’s from Glastonbury, where Gwyneth Paltrow claims Bey was “barfing” in between songs because of morning sickness. Hm…

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. domesticdiva says:

    gtfoh….i understand the whole you want your child to have what you didn’t growing up mentality. and that’s great but seriously changing her pamper every hour? naming your baby Blue Ivy?!! oh god i just can’t with these two. and as much as i love me some Bey i don’t believe she was pregnant just read my first article about her doing the master cleanse trying to drop 30lbs in a month for the Grammy’s

  2. paola says:

    sometimes i wonder how these people wipe their own ass without help… or maybe they do have help?!

  3. Tapioca says:

    Didn’t Madonna once proudly claim to have never changed a nappy – why do it if you don’t have to?

    Oh, because you love your child and want to bond with him/her. And I thought I was non-maternal…

    @paola:

    A one-time C-list actress called Pia Zadora famously used to have her personal assistant shave her armpits! And obviously Mariah Carey has her “straw holder” for when she’s drinking.

    • Lastword says:

      I heard on the grapevine that the assistant who used to shave pia’s nasty pits is still in therapy
      Also don’t forget jlo & her infamous nipple tweaker
      & madonna and her entourage who number in the hundreds.. Someone tell me again y we make these idiots rich?

    • paola says:

      That is just insane.. i really have no respect for these people.. they want a child but then they’re not keen on getting dirty, but HEY WE REALLY LOVE OUR CHILD! yeah, sure..

    • paola says:

      And thank you Beyoncè for polluting this world even more.. 24 nappies a day it’s such a waste, especially if there’s no need to change it. Hate people who think that only because they have money they can shit around as much as they want. And i’d like to remind you, my friend Beyoncè, that many people die trying to extract diamonds so i’m glad thei life is wasted to make your 30 days old daughter happy, when she doesn’t even know where her nose is let alone a diamond!

      • bea says:

        I agree – the “politics” of their lifestyle doesn’t get mentioned. Polluting and blood diamonds are the least of it!

      • grazi says:

        that is exactly what I think. Baesd on this comment and that one about fur you made the other day, I think you are e type of person I like to be friends with :)

      • paola says:

        @Grazi
        Thatnk you so much! That is a great compliment and we can be friend anytime you want :)
        I just think that if we all make a little effort, this could be a better world. What’s the point of me wearing a ladycup during my period or recycle paper and glass or never print out anything you don’t really need or just have an online bank account to save on paper if there are people like beyoncè that change their babies every hour because they can afford it?? It’s not like i can’t afford it, but i choose wisely and i’ll try to teach this to my kids, and no, they won’t have any diamonds.. not at least until i’m dead! :P

      • grazi says:

        we think so alike! was it also you who commented once about how you dont want a diamond ring, only a band? I remember I commented that I asked my fiance to buy a smaller ring, and somebody said that. I wonder if it is you?

      • paola says:

        Yes it was me! People sometimes think i’m mental for this but hey, at least i think differently! I just think a ring is only a ring.. no difference to me if it’s worth 2millions or just a couple of bucks, its purpose is being a ring, it doesn’t make a better one only because it’s more expensive! And i see a lot of miserable women with diamond rings all around so.. really..what’s the point?

      • the original bellaluna says:

        You ladies! I just had to jump in!

        Hubs wanted to replace my engagement ring stone with a larger one for our 10-year, and I said “NO.” When he asked why, I said “Because this is the one you proposed to me with…because this is the one that matters. I don’t want a larger stone. I don’t care about that.”

        It’s the meaning of the ring, not the size of it.

    • TheOriginalVictoria says:

      Mariah may have a straw holder, but she also clearly knows how to feed and change her dem babies without assistance. Surprisingly those bottles aren’t diamond encrusted in her pics LOL. At the very least we can say she is more hands on than BeyAllAboutMe and Joe Camel.

      I think they are doing all they can for this baby because she’s unfortunate looking and probably needs all the loving and security they can afford coz it’s over once she hits the public.

      Too mean? Too bad. I can read the Knowles-Carters like the back of my hand. They just want people to believe they are the first parents to ever dote hardcore on their child because Pillow Princess is more special than everyone. Destiny’s Rehab just covered a story about Beyonce’s delusions of having a monument in her honour in Texas. And the sneakiness behind it all to keep her tired ass relevant.

  4. samira677 says:

    I don’t believe this story because it’s way over the top. I seriously doubt that Beyonce and Jay are so irresponsible to give a child jeweled anything.

  5. Cherry says:

    Where’s that top pic from? It’s weird. Is she intentionally styled and made up to look like a white woman?

  6. Lastword says:

    I literally threw up in my mouth when i read the header.. How out of touch could theses bozos be in this economic climate? I know it is their “thing” to be over the top but is all that necessary? 6 nannies? Diamonds? Sounds to me like their planning on raising the world’s most entitled brat.. Good luck to them
    also beyonce looks busted in the face in that header pic
    is she white now??!?

  7. Riana says:

    So this is what happens when stupid people with money have a baby. Funny how they immediately begin to treat it like a pet to dress up and lavish over instead of a human being to protect.

    Smh, the story may be false but nothing about Beyonce’s past behavior suggests she wouldn’t be dumb enough to do all this. And of course if the baby reacts negatively to any of these things 1 of the 6 nannies will deal with it while she buys gold plated booties and sequined bibs.

  8. sarah says:

    First, I don’t see why Beyonce is so popular. That put a ring on it song was one of the most annoying stupid songs ever.

    Now on to the baby. She wants to make sure BIC has the best care? How about taking care of her yourself then! You know, like the rest of us mothers do. I hate these people.

  9. M3l says:

    Jeez, I hope the nappy thing isn’t true, what a complete waste. Especially if their disposable.

  10. I.want.shoes says:

    Yes, because nothing build a bond between a baby and her parents like bling and around-the-clock nannies.

    Anyone else as evil minded as me and thinks that they’re not shoving that baby in our faces because she is fug as a camel?

  11. marge says:

    1 diaper every hour??
    24 diapers a day?????
    that’s too much waste…

    I don’t think that they hand the jewelry to the baby… it’s probable that they gave it to her, but not to use as a rattle. (one can hope, at least)

    • Naye in VA says:

      yes but the bottle is probably meant to be used meaning it’ll only take another month before they have to fish sapphires out of BIC’s mouth

      • Nicola says:

        I pray that everyone on here is joking. A baby bottle with sapphires? Who would make that? Most western cultures have “baby police” that prevent ish like that from making it to retail. And google image it, see what comes up.

        And who the hell changes a diaper that doesn’t need to be changed? Come on, this whole story is made up, just like the sapphire encrusted baby bath. Those things may exist, but if they own it, we’d never hear about it. Sometimes companies that make products are the source of these rumors. Let’s all settle down and use common sense. I don’t even like Bey, but I don’t think her home is all tacky and gaudy, Gwyneth would never come over, and lord knows she doesn’t have any other friends. ;)

  12. The Truth Fairy says:

    So vulgar, especially considering the global economic situation. I’ve said it before, instead of pissing away money on ridiculous things like sapphire encrusted baby bottles, they should be making major charitable donations in Blue Ivy’s name.

  13. dorothy says:

    What do you expect? Bought and paid for baby w/ surrogate now not actually touching baby because of nannies. Question: Why have a baby?

  14. kit says:

    One baby, 6 nannies…that pretty much says it all, doesn’t it?

    • april says:

      i have 4 kids 4 months to 6 yrs. kind of wish i just had one nanny! heck, i really dont even have a babysitter. just me. All the money and fancy gifts in the world will not fulfill a child like a parents time and attention. I kind of love the fact that anyone can be a good mom, money does not give you advantages so much when it comes to raising a good kid.

  15. Sue says:

    Not sure I believe any of this…. What I want to know is what she got for a “push” present…. You know she got somethng outrageous!

  16. Agnes says:

    Six nannies? What does this baby do that it needs so much assistance? Haha Also, as usual, awesome to see that they (and many people) equate love with money – thrown some diamonds at the kid, a half a dozen peasants, then off to boarding school and we won’t ever have to deal. Unless PR calls for it. Haha.

  17. Sakyiwaa says:

    Far be this from the realm of possibility… Gosh.

  18. Bonfire Beach says:

    I can’t help but think the reason we haven’t seen the baby yet is because it’s age is off. I tend to think it was born via surrogate earlier than announced so the baby is bigger than what it should be for what she is claiming is it’s age. I think we’ll see it afer a little while when it will “even out” and not be so obvious that it’s no longer a newborn.

    I hope that made sense – I couldn’t put it into words correctly.

    • Lindy says:

      Hmm…. Interesting idea. And you know, it kind of does make sense. I mean, I’m not big on the whole conspiracy theory thing, but in Bey’s case I am almost certain she was never preggo herself.

    • Iggles says:

      No, I think this makes a lot sense!

      The Cruises did a similar thing with Suri because she had very dark hair and almost asian looking eyes, so they waited for her features to change a bit before “debuting” the picture. So shallow..

    • IdiotsNeednotapply says:

      We’re not going 2 see the baby 4 some time,just like most celebs. Brad n Angie waited months til they sold their baby pictures 4 millions, Mariah Carey waited 6 months 2 show her kids, etc. No1 said anything about that, but now with Beyonce everything a conspiracy. WAKEUP use ur heads, Im not even a fan but I have more sense than to hate on others success. All I see is haters, with no proof or facts 2 prove any of this is true& yet yall quik 2 trash this woman, who cares wtf they name their child. WE dont have 2 take care of it.

      • Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

        Fanatic does fall under the heading of ‘fan’, I believe. This isn’t The Guns Of August, it’s not that serious. However, if you’re trying to convert someone to your squad, insulting his character at every turn is a powerfully ineffective tool.

  19. Franny says:

    Whenever I read her name, I think of Blue’s Clues. Bow ba bow!

  20. bea says:

    If any of that is true, it makes me think very little of both parents. With so many children in dire conditions in this country, to waste $ on crap ….it’s despicable.

  21. Maria says:

    She doesnt look pregnant in any of those pic´s -_-

    • LAK says:

      according to her own time line, she’s 5-6 mths pregnant in the white bikini picture!!!

      I totally bought into the conspiracy when she showed up at the VMAs 4mths bump, and 2-3 days she was doing the show with the yellow costume. there are side and front pics, and even with double spanx, to go from that to VMAs was just…..

  22. madpoe says:

    Perhaps they’re prepping her to be friends with Suri?
    Ahh the self entitled lifestyle rich people live (on the backs of others)

  23. kazoo says:

    I don’t understand how you can have all that money and have such bad weave. I see regular every day women with better weave.

  24. Susan says:

    You should have reason to disbelieve it simply because it is In Touch.

    • Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

      True, and as this publication isn’t exactly the Mecca of journalistic integrity, people know not to take what they read as gospel. That said, I think that the fact that people believe that some permutation of the scenario is plausible– if not specifically true, is enough to warrant an eyeroll from them. It seems we’ve reached the moment of rolling.

  25. lucy2 says:

    I doubt the details as it’s a tabloid story, but I don’t doubt that they’re spending a fortune and have a small army to care for one baby.

  26. Courtney says:

    dumb asses having diamond earings at a month old is perfectly normal but I call BS on the rest of this article. why have six nannies for one child that’s barely over a month old yet. her dear friend Mariah Carey’s twins who are 9 months old don’t even have 3 nannies to help with them while Mariah & Nick are sleeping/working nor do they have jewel encrusted bottles and technically babies who aren’t walking yet don’t need shoes unless they’re outside or somebody accidentally broke a glass object in the house

  27. Sol says:

    She was pregnant???? hahhaha Jessica Simpson and Jen Garner are pregnant,Beyonce just looked like always in her make believe pregnancy.

    Anyway i think it’s sad the fact that some years ago they were nothing and lived life as everyday people.Struggling to become known. Some celebrities seem to forget where they came from.Reality check please!

  28. lem says:

    I don’t think the diamond earrings are terrible. A lot of baby girls get their ears pierced when they are infants. The bracelet will let pass as something sentimental for when she’s older. The sapphire bottle is ridiculous.

    The thing about this report that has my blood boiling is the changing of diapers every hour… I really hope they are using cloth or reusable diapers (I know they aren’t– that would be too peasanty) and not just throwing away excess amounts of clean disposable diapers for the sake of their baby’s little arse.

  29. Kimlee says:

    I believe some parts of this stories true and some are BS.

    True : diamond earrings and a platinum baby bracelet, I think it more like 3 nannies which rotate each shift 1 nanny one hand at all times.

    False: “Her diaper is changed every hour.”, bottle has pink sapphires on it.”, six nannies

  30. Edwin says:

    I’m mean really is this what we have come to, come on people wake up this is a false story. There is no way in the world Beyonce would use a nanny for her first born. We as African Americans have been working going to college and raising kids for years. Her mother is from the South. Were we take child rearing seriously,we do not allow people we don’t know raising our children. Trust me, no matter how much money we have.

    • TheOriginalVictoria says:

      Please stop trying speak for all African Americans. Halle Berry had a nanny and so do a host of other rich African American’s. I know plenty of people I went to school with whose parents had a nanny.

      And Beyonce is only African-American when it’s convenient for her. Otherwise she is French, Creole, Native-American and Latina. These people are not educated at all. They are just coons selling bullshit to some of our ignronant black folks who will spend their last dime to keep them in the lap of luxury instead of putting in their own community.

      Beyonce and her ilk do not speak for me and never will.

      • ahoyhoy says:

        Victoria, ITA w/ you, except for the term ‘coon.’ (made my hair stand up!) I think you’re African American from your wording in the last sentence; I seriously hope so. Maybe you should make that clearer if you are going to use those terms….Just a suggestion.
        From reading your comments here over the months, I can’t imagine you as a toothless hillbilly racist (the only people I’ve ever heard seriously use that word).
        It’s refreshing you see through her crap, though.

      • ahoyhoy says:

        Sorry, Vic, I just re-read you three times and realized you were pretty clear.
        I just tend to get very angry about racist terms. (I live in a state that has serious KKK history, and the election of our current President has shown me that ANYONE, even educated people, can surprise me with blood-spitting r@cism. I overreacted with you here.)
        Sorry.

      • TheOriginalVictoria says:

        The word is making a comeback with in the some areas of the black community (especially if you read urban blogs) to describe someone we believe that shucks and jives for those who are intent on making fools of the black community. I coined the term bacoonery (I did!) to right a long with it.

        Other people we think falls under the blanket are:
        Flava Flav
        Tyler Perry
        Joe Camel
        Matthew Knowles

      • Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

        Yes, yes and more yes!

        Is there something called Mad Horse Disease? I’m just saying, what with the weave quality…

    • ahoyhoy says:

      Geez, stereotype much? Rich & vulgar is rich & vulgar.
      Your comment implies only White people ‘don’t raise their own babies’. GMAB.

      • Sunshine says:

        Let me see if I get this staight…it is not ok to say “coon” because it’s racist but calling people “toothless hillbillies” is ok because they’re white and therefore racist? It’s only ok to call white people names like cracker, hillbilly, redneck, and to use “white” as a negative. Have I got it right? Because it seems a little hypocritical to me. It would be nice if the people who got the most OUTRAGED(!) about racism would refrain from making racist generalizations and remarks themselves because from where I’m sitting you don’t have the moral high ground, sorry to say.

      • ahoyhoy says:

        Sunshine (irony is thick there):

        I used the term ‘toothless hillbilly’ because that is LITERALLY the only people I’ve heard use the term ‘coon’. ‘Coon’ is a very old word, reserved in my area for people so old or isolated that they never saw/see a dentist.
        And ‘hillbilly’ is a word of pride for many around here—they embrace it like some Blacks embrace the n-word. I am comfortable using it because my mothers’ people were toothless hillbillies (two generations back–where do you think I first heard the word ‘coon’? I was born in the city, some of my dead/elderly relatives have never even been to one).
        I used NONE of the other words you described. Nice try in accusing me though.
        In short, ‘hillbilly’ is an actual population of people who call themselves that. Not sure where you’re from, but it’s not an automatic negative here. I’ve NEVER heard the word ‘coon’ in ANY neutral way OR especially from a Black person, hence my initial upset about that one (bad memories of finding out beloved great-grandma was a hater of Blacks).
        Please waste your time & get all worked up putting words in my keyboard though. Get over yourself, ‘sunshine’. I’ve made my roots & my history abundantly clear—I’m wasting no more time on you.

      • Sunshine says:

        So because you have hillbillies in the family you think you speak for all hillbillies? You want to police someone else’s speech when you say stuff that you know is just as nasty and negative as any racist name can be. My family is from WV and for us it’s fine to call each other hillbillies but we don’t like it when outsiders do because it’s often derogatory, demeaning and condescending. You are perfectly fine with attempting to define people of a different race’s speech but you don’t have a problem with using names that you KNOW many find hurtful? What other reason could it be but hypocrisy? And don’t pretend that you don’t know that those words are often used as racial slurs against whites, especially economically disadvantaged ones. If we are going to be hypersensitive and the racism police towards one person, it might be prudent to choose our words a little more carefully since I am sure you are very well educated in what is and isn’t racist. You wouldn’t be lecturing others if you weren’t an expert, right?

        Anyway, that’s all I have to say to you as well, so good day to you, I guess.

  31. Sunshine says:

    I hate everything about Beyonce. Absolutely everything. Her stupid face, her repugnant music, her fake classy wannabe name, her trashy clothing, there is literally not ONE THING about this woman that I can stomach. Glad to see that’s not going to change any time soon.

    As for that poor, poor child…just send her to me. Those demon-possessed Illuminati monsters do NOT deserve that child, I can only imagine what those two will do to her. It is terrifying to even think about it. Especially if Beyonce isn’t really her mother, why would she even try and protect her? Better for the kid to grow up in a shack with people who will protect and love her than to be given material items and be neglected and ignored at best, and used in horrible demonic rituals at worst. There is serious evil out there and I know I am a crazy kook but I can literally SEE the evil oozing off of Beyonce and Jay-Z….and no amount of gem-studded pacifiers and bottles can save that baby.

  32. Turd Fergussen says:

    I hope those assholes have a good financial planner, because they spend money like drunk sailors. (No offense to drunk sailors.)

  33. Asli says:

    I can’t with these people. They represent everything that’s wrong with this world. People are dying from hunger, illness etc. all over the world and they’re throwing diamands at a baby who sleeps 18 hours a day. Crazy. And I know, it’s their money, blah blah blah… but isn’t it people’s responsibility to help if they can? Mr. and Mrs. Bey and Jay-Greed definately have the means to help people. But maybe I’m just an idealist. I would donate all of the money they have to charity except a small amount that I could life off of myself. And it’s not like their revenues are stopping. They make millions monthly (or daily, I dunno). People who barely make any money help people, I posted yesterday about a woman in Africa who made two dollars a day and donated one dollar each day to those less fortunate than her, why can’t they?

    • MerryHappy says:

      wow, a humanitarian comment that didn’t end with ten people shouting ‘homeless people didn’t earn that money’ or ‘ they can do whatever they want you must be a destitute loser peasant, go sweep a chimney!’? color me surprised! it seems anytime anyone points out how wasteful they are we’re expected to just allow them to be tacky ostentatious drones, because f–k the homeless, the starving, and the sick. anyway ita, they disgust me.

    • Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

      The likes of Goopster, JDepp, Celine Dion, TomKat should do likewise as well but they are so “special” and they do so much good for people like saving lives by feeding the hungry or doing surgery on those kids with the cleft palate that they have a “right” to hog resources. I jest, if I came into some money I would hope to be as kind as yourself and that lady in Africa and keep enough to cover shelter, food, beer and smokes -how much excess does a person really need?

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      @Asli, ITA. I donate money to kiva.org. you’re probably familiar with it, but for those of you who aren’t, it’s a charitable organization that helps donors give microloans to third world business owners. I’ve donated to 5 business owners and they’ve all payed me back. Once the funds are returned, I pick a new recipient to loan the money to. It’s a great organization, and you can do a lot for many people with just a little bit of money. Imagine what kind of good Beyonce and Jay could do with what they have.

    • I grew up with nothing. Nothing that was my own,that is (I grew up in a children’s home). My life literally depended on the kindness of others. I was given a full scholarship and made the most of it, then came to the US on a fellowship and completed my education, working to earn my PhD. When I started earning real money, I made a promise that 15% of what I earned would go to help others and that at last 10 hours of each week would be spent actually DOING things to help others. So I counsel in a homeless shelter and for a church. It’s not that hard and it gives back. I’m not perfect. I’m not wonderful. I just appreciate everything I have, everything I’ve been given, and want nothing more than to pay it back. I hope people with lots more than me do the same.

    • Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

      That may be one of the oldest unsolved mysteries in the universe. Ghost Of Robert Stack, what’s to be done?

  34. DesertRose says:

    Certain parts of this story I do buy, like having a ton of nannies, and BIC already having jewels. My hubby’s family is pretty well-off, I mean, I always thought my family was until I met them. When my in-laws came to visit our house a few days after our daughter was born, they came bearing a little box in the unmistakable shade of Tiffany blue. I (hilariously) thought it was a gift for me, but no, it was a charm bracelet that cost $4,000 that my MIL justified by saying that she wanted to be the first to present her baby with the best. She actually said that too “her baby”. Thankfully she’s eased up since then lol

    • Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

      Will your mother-in-law adopt me? I’m super, super short with tiny wrists and I’ve got the hustle, moxie and lack of dignity required to get that thing on my body. My situation is interesting and unique, really. I like beautiful and expensive/unnecessary items, but I don’t like paying for them–sad and alarming. Perhaps we could exchange ideas over a perusal of the Jean Schlumburger collection. Alright, Tony Duquette if I’m feeling philanthropic that day.

  35. Day says:

    Blue—I still can’t get over that name.

    For 1, it is a dog’s name; and 2, it is a boy dog name.

    They should have named her Ivy Blue. Middle names are supposed to be horrible which is why nobody ever wants to tell you theirs.

  36. Lia says:

    They get more and more ridiculous every single day.

  37. Tweakspotter says:

    I got a lot of jewlery for my newborn when she was born. She NEVER wore any of them except the earings when she was 5yrs old and ASKED me to peirce her ears. I’ve lost every ounce of respect for this famewhore. I used to think she was truely remarkable and now she justs disgusts me to no end.

  38. Tazina says:

    This totally sounds like one of those BS stories that are the norm now spreading around the Internet. I don’t believe a word of it. It seems there are those out there who dislike Beyonce and Jay-Z and are spreading rumors.

  39. Green_Eyes says:

    That top photo doesn’t even look like Bey, but different parts of different peeps. Ex: Rhianna’s face, Keira Knightly’s chest (flat..Bey is bigger in the chest than top photo shows, and apparently Kimmie’s orangey skin tone now…..

  40. benny says:

    The more money they spend, the better it will help the economy. I hope they spend it all.

  41. BELLA says:

    lil Blue -Jay-z…people just dont care.

  42. samab says:

    they’re just growing the ultimate bitch…

  43. Tiffany27 says:

    This is sad. The level of narcissism and greed that has engulfed our culture is almost enough to make me not want to have children. I hope to God this story is completely false.

  44. Scarlet Vixen says:

    I am seriously sitting here laughing my @ss off at all the people who actually think this story is true. It’s IN TOUCH WEEKLY people!! When have they ever gotten a story right? That so many people would believe something so over the top and just so damn ridiculous because they hate the celeb it’s written about is hilarious. I’ve got a bridge to sell you when you’re done looking up ‘gullible’ in the dictionary.

  45. jingoJango says:

    I think she paid a surrogate to have this baby. The child may genetically be her’s but there seems to be some kinda of disconnect.

  46. Self made says:

    Why is everyone commenting negative??? U find wat the couples did wrong bcoz uve never been rich and u don’t av any rich person in ur family… Why stress urself wen ur money can solve d stress for u??? Pls cut it out peeps…

    • sm255 says:

      HAH! I have yet to see if money can ever satisfy people or make them happy in the long run.

    • Pia says:

      Well money can’t buy legible spelling or grammar, that’s for sure!

    • TheOriginalVictoria says:

      You can take bulls— right to That Grape Juice where they lick Beyonce’s ass like it’s a college course at Rutgers.

      Nobody in their right mind who is even marginally intelligent gives a flying saucer about Beyoncé’s ill-gotten gains.

      We have lawyers, doctors, teachers and other hard working citizens of the world on this site who are more culturally, emotionally, mentally and enriched than BeyBumpless and her entire stan nation, no matter what their financial situation is. And rest very well at night knowing they didn’t contribute to her coffers.

    • MerryHappy says:

      ‘you miserable peasant, go sweep a chimney!’
      not to be rude, but if you ever want to be taken seriously, type out the whole word. it’s only a few letters more, and you’ll be taken a lot more seriously. i take it you must be very young, as you speak in text language. I’ll never take someone seriously who says ‘wat’ instead of ‘what’–come on! it it’s only ONE LETTER MORE to be grammatically correct! sigh.

  47. Sarah says:

    Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance.

  48. JD says:

    Having six nannies does not mean you love your child to the fullest. Sounds like she wants nothing to do with the child.

  49. Jag says:

    I look forward to the tell-all book in about 18 years.

  50. euroschmuck says:

    I dont want to believe that they wake up this poor little newborn baby every hour to change her a nappy even if she doesnt need the change. it would be just disturbing her sleep.

  51. Meanchick says:

    There are a lot of idiots who put jewelry on their babies. It’s not hard to believe. The encrusted bottle? Maybe, to be kept as a keepsake of the greatest birth of all times, oh wait, that was Jesus, right? I can’t wait to see the pictures from her first weave, her first skin-bleaching appointment and her first birthday party, which will probably be held on Jupiter. These two don’t have a full brain between them.

  52. HA! says:

    Their names should be BEYONDFAKE and JAY-ZHIT.

  53. NM6804 says:

    What world do these people live in? That’s good parenting? Maybe for rich people this is considered normal!

  54. GirlyGirl says:

    We have a winner for least surprising headline of the week

  55. dahlia noir says:

    Elton John’s baby has his OWN appartment so I’d buy this story too. Rich people *sigh*

  56. Human! says:

    M i d only1 dt thks she was neva preg? Non of r pics show a preg lady even when she annoucd it. Its lyk a fake n y bullet proof, seriously??? Dey fl dey r secretive buh a day is cmn!

  57. truthful says:

    I don’t beleive that the baby’s diaper is changed every hour but its THEIR kid.

    InTouch, meh to this story.

    I actually wish I could be their nanny, I wonder how much money they make..

  58. Jordan says:

    Well, this isn’t really surprising but I’m with you Kaiser, when I read that stuff about the bling, all I could think was CHOKING HAZARD!!! Idiots, like a baby cares or even knows. She probably would prefer a regular old paci. Anyway, I read somewhere else that Jay-Z is gearing up a Rocawear ad campaign to remind people that he used to be poor. I guess people have stopped wanting to make him richer for some reason. Hmmmm…

  59. Little Darling says:

    Over the top is over the top. Non famous people raise their children in over the top fashions every single day, why would it be any different for Bey and Jay?

    I’m not judging them on that though…I wouldn’t choose to raise my children this way, not at such a young age, but I certainly don’t give enough care to get all feisty about it. They have the money, they will spend it however they want.

    I don’t buy all of it though…some of it is so silly.

    And if it is true…well…that’s how that goes. They can’t possibly raise their children to be worse than Lohan, Hilton, KimK…I mean, people have done WAY worse with loads less money. And I have met very entitled children grow up just fine.

    It really all goes down good ole family values. You can’t buy them, you just have them…money or not.

  60. mymy says:

    @ sunshine

    I just loved your posts. We think alike.
    You are on the money. From the N-word verses hillbilly. And how you feel about B and J. Evil to the core. Illuminati yep.

  61. wunder says:

    A bullet-proof delivery room. . .Huh???

  62. jwoolman says:

    We can only hope the reporter got it wrong and the nannies are just checking the diaper every hour … I also doubt all 8 of them (mom, dad, and the six nannies) would be stupid enough to give the kid a bottle with sparkly “small parts not for children under three years old”. Maybe two or three might be that stupid, but not all eight.

  63. STOP THE LIES says:

    Why is this site telling all these lies.. cut the crap…bullet proof rooms? When has B or Jay had beef …white folks spit it out…and nuccas suck it up. I am not buying 6 nannies…..stop being gullible…they are relaxing and loving BLUE.

  64. STOP THE LIES says:

    Why is this site telling all these lies …bullet proof rooms? When has B or Jay had beef …white folks spit it out…and nuccas suck it up. I am not buying 6 nannies…..stop being gullible…they are relaxing and loving BLUE.

  65. Bimbo says:

    Let dem raise their daughter the way they like. Iz it ur money.

  66. Paloma says:

    Remember all the security in the hospital and when they left the hospital? Bodyguards, blacked out windows, middle of the night, etc. Don’t they know 99% of the population could give a d***?

  67. sarah says:

    another story about two celebrities who could give half their wealth away to charity and probably not blink too much. instead, its more important to make sure their daughter grows up as privileged as possible….hopefully they can afford humility lessons later in life, too.

  68. jolie says:

    does anyone notice that 3rd pic is the one where she was in croatia with her belly poked out with stans claiming its proof shes pregnant!! wellity wellity wellity looks flat 2 me from the side view…caught off guard by paps huh beyfoampillowpet??

  69. Kris says:

    In Touch Weekly? Get a grip. What’s wrong with you people, anyway? Hopefully, you don’t vote or do anything else that could affect society.

  70. Tiegan says:

    Agreed. When Star says outrageous nonsense about a certain other Hollywood couple (Brange) and their multiple nannies/tutors etc., it’s instantly dismissed as ridiculous.

    “I do tend to believe this In Touch Weekly report, just because I don’t have a reason to disbelieve it”

    Of course not. Because you don’t like Beyonce. Bit unfair if you ask me.

  71. BooBooKitty says:

    If my child was nothing but a fashion accessory I wouldn’t care about bonding with it either.

  72. Tcc says:

    People make up stories about all celebrities to sale news wether it’s reporting on blognews or magazine stands. I wish Jay B and Baby Blue love health and happiness. People Beyonces southern roots I’m sure has taught her the value of family. And as private as the couple is I doubt seriously if baby blue had 6 nannies. As quiet as it’s kept they are probably trying to get on baby blues schedule with feedings and I’m sure she is nursing for the health of the baby. Give this family a break guys… In regard to the diamond earrings and bracelet I know several people including family who put diamonds in their newborns ears and bracelet on the wrist .. It’s a girl thing people stop yelling about how j and b spends their money on their daughter!!!

  73. Hakura says:

    @AutumnDaze – Completely agree… Things that will help their child in the future, no matter what happens to their parent’s financial situation in the future. Although thinking about it now, I’m sure they could pay for college 3x over just selling the bedazzled bottle….Encrusted with pink saphires, Jesus.

    Now, I’ll give you that piercing a baby’s ears isn’t that scandalous these days, but this child is just *so* young , which is why it feels wrong to me… I mean, you couldn’t just let her get to 6months first? Someone already beat me to it (I’m sorry I can’t find it) mentioning that those platoon of ‘Nannie’s’ sure as hell better keep constant watch on her to make sure she doesn’t *EAT* $75k worth of bracelets & end up choking or something.

    *Frustration* I’ve never liked this woman, even in the Destiny’s Child days… but a lot of it came from her being exhalted, made her centerstage every time, Then having the industry crawl up her ass like she’s the most amazing thing since Aretha Franklin. Oh HELL no. (Bitch, please)

  74. Kristi says:

    Come on Kaiser, I never have gotten why you hate her so much. I mean if it were anyone else you would be all over how this story is absurd.

  75. constance says:

    lul new bigot troll must be new around here.

    Context is everything, Love. Have a laugh and learn to read.

  76. demian bichir says:

    I don’t believe this story.It’s seems to me as if a gossip about them is not ridiculous then nobody cares enough to comment but if suddenly it’s about them being over the top bling bling like in your face then your sure to outrage people enough to make them react and comment(more then 100).Seriously i mean in this difficult economy that is even affecting the entertainement biz you gotta be a little unconsious to put story out like that about them unless you wanna hurt their image

  77. demian bichir says:

    Can you read that CONstaNcE ?
    Maybe,I should take a lesson from you and change my name to new bigot troll because your probably the Oldest Bigot Troll in this site.
    Anyway,if you have a problem with my comments you can blame google translation for that(WHAT A FRAUD!).
    I definitely had a big laugh today re-reading mine and yours( lol!true entertainement)
    It’s true context is everything.
    Did you hear about B being offered a 5 year deal that would pay her an annual salary of 100 million to appear on the X-factor panel.

  78. Jacqueline says:

    Blue Ivy…like the vines that grow in an Illuminati dungeon somewhere. Why Blue Ivy? Weird.

  79. skuddles says:

    Okay, what the hell is she wearing in that second to last pic?? A sea urchin? A type of mushroom? A shredded condom???

  80. the original bellaluna says:

    Can’t WAIT to hear the explanation to the ER nurses & docs about how baby BIC cut open her hands, face, and mouth with a pink sapphire-encrusted baby bottle.

    While we plebeians actually BABY-PROOF our homes, these idiots plant their’s with baby-oriented land-mines.

    All that money, and still not a lick of common sense!

    • Hakura says:

      Per your musings on how they’d explain it to docs/nurses in the ER….We’d probably never know… I mean, wouldn’t they completely shut down that entire floor of the hospital, after they ‘bullet-proofed’ the glass?

      Or I guess they could ask the all-knowing superior being of legend, Oprah.

      (Yeah, right at the edge of blasphemy for complete sarcasm, but who cares. xD)

      I do agree with some, about how taking shots *at* the baby personally (hoping they’re ugly or have bad experiences) is just disgusting. As with all these cases, the child should NOT be brought into it.

      • Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

        I haven’t seen the girl, yet. It’s never entirely fair the judge a baby’s looks so early in its life, as many newborns pass through the lizard stage to get to cute. But yeah, pot shots are kind of not on.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Hee-hee! Blasphemy! *gasps* Of course, you’re right: we’d never know because at least one of baby Blue’s 44 (they like the #4, right?) personal physicians/nurses would be on-hand at ALL times! ;)

        I don’t think it’s nice or proper to wish ugliness (physical or otherwise) on kids and babies of ANYONE.

        Remember, what you put into the universe comes back to you, multiplied.

  81. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    Oh, calm the fuck down, man. Do you think personally attacking another person that way gets you VIP status in Heaven? I find myself disagreeing with the writer frequently. FREQUENTLY. Lord knows I’m truly mystified by her worship of Tinkerbell-voiced, clothing-allergic Christina Hendricks, but what of it? The writer’s a human being about whom you know no more than you do about St. Beyonce. Why negate your whole valid point by lapsing into mean-spiritedness and presumption that far outstrips anything actually said in the article? I’m sorry, but that was just mean.

  82. Roz86 says:

    God bless the child for having fortunate parents that have a lot of money.. I’m not one to judge. I love my kids and work very hard so they can have it all and more but I did have to have a fan club or fans to make money like these celebrities that lure stupid people to buy their albums for money and that’s why they’re rich.. They work hard to take yor money it’s not compared to the labor normal people do in the normal lifestyle

  83. Roz86 says:

    God bless the child for having fortunate parents that have a lot of money.. I’m not one to judge. I love my kids and work very hard so they can have it all and more but I did have to have a fan club or fans to make money like these celebrities that lure stupid people to buy their albums for money and that’s why they’re rich.. They work hard to take yor money it’s not compared to the labor normal people do in the normal lifestyle.

  84. Lucywalker says:

    I agree wit most of u. What happened to jus bonding wit ur child n experencing tha joy of motherhood n doing everything urself? A mother wit a newborn wouldn’t dare leave her baby wit strangers n jus go out into tha world jus to b seen!!! Thts tha joy of motherhood! N no amount of $$$$ can ever take tha place of bondingn loving ur baby tha old fashion way!!!!

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  86. ALA' says:

    Wow, how bitchy people can be! Their daughter, their choices. You should not comment on what you do not know….Congratulations Bey & Jay !

  87. ALA' says:

    Wow, how bitchy people can be! Their daughter, their choices. You should not comment on things you do not know…..Congratulations to Bey & Jay !