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Lainey Gossip has a very good exclusive that Michelle Williams and Jason Segel were on a date. I like them together! [Lainey Gossip]
Gabriel Aubry wants some hefty child support from Halle Berry [D-Listed]
Pippa Middleton’s sports game is hardcore, she x-country skied 56 miles! [Popsugar]
Justin Bieber’s dad is weird as hell [Evil Beet]
The greatest summer of movies: 1982 [Pajiba]
Did Julianne Moore diss Jessica Simpson? [Wonderwall]
I just saw this Charlie Sheen commercial last night. It’s weird. [The Daily Wh.at]
Ashton Kutcher visited Demi Moore when she was in rehab [I’m Not Obsessed]
Florence Welch’s terrible floral pantsuit [Go Fug Yourself]
The most outrageous fashion this awards season [A Socialite Liife]
Avril Lavigne thanks fans, premieres Goodbye video. She’s going for a sexier image. Check out the emo crying at 5:45. [The Blemish]
Taylor Swift needs a cuter bikini [Yeeeh]
TSA Agent forces woman to use breast pump before bringing it on plane [Jezebel]
The kid who played Anakin Skywalker, Jake Lloyd, quit acting after Phantom Menace, when he was just 8. [CDAN]
Willow Smith buzzed her hair and dyed it green [Bossip]
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- What is Paz Vega wearing? [Go Fug Yourself]
- New bachelors on The Bachelorette [Reality Tea]
- Goodbye to The Office [Pajiba]
- Bachelor Sean’s fiance cheats on him [Evil Beet]
- Britney Spears out with her man [Popsugar]
- Nina Dobrev works it [Popoholic]
- Cindy Crawford needs to lay off the ‘tox [Celebslam]
- Who said it: Carrie Bradshaw or The Dalai Lama? [Buzzfeed]




















He’s one of my crushes. I don’t like it
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Mine too… but he could do worse I suppose.
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Me too, so Jelly!
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I gained a big crush for him from How I Met Your Mother.
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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Yes. Except I’m writing it as “No. No no no no no no”.
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Yessssssssssss!!! That guy would definitely find her funny bone. Must be hidden deep somewhere.
I love Segel. He is so funny, and kind.
And please, we know he’s got the junk, we’ve all seen it on the big screen! Remember Getting Over Sarah Marshall?
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Yes!!!!
I think he would be awesome with her daughter too if it came to that. A man who loves Muppets! How can that type of man not be great with kids
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I thought he was married? Wait, I might be thinking of Seth Rogen (is he married?). I do think Jason and Michelle would be nice together – maybe he’d loosen her up a bit, get her to laugh at herself more. I could see that. And he seems like he’d be good with kids, right?
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I could have sworn the same. I remember hearing he was with the same girl for years.
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Seth Rogen is married, Jason Segel is not. He was with Linda Cardellini for YEARS, I always thought they would be together forever.
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Everything to do with Michelle Williams is boring sonow Jason Siegel is boring too
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I think Jason and Michelle are cute together. I hope it works out for both of them.
I refuse to believe that Julianne Moore is 51. We need to break into her house to see if she has a vat of virgin blood stored in her basement. It was a lame diss that mentions Jessica but could have anyone’s name in her place. I am assuming she wants her children to be individuals who think for themselves without any celebrity influence.
Avril just needs to stop. Those photos ooze desperation and awkwardness.
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yeah, I’m pretty sure Julianne just dissed all of us who love to read about other people’s lives and dramas, and JS’s was just the first name that popped into her head!
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I remember a couple of years ago, he was caught doing the “walk of shame” leaving Lindsay Lohan’s place. Ugh! no thanks!
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he looks to dislike a good shower and to like booze
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whoever said that she has evil eyes was right. lol
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Mmm, she’s still with Spike Jones last I heard.
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but nooo they broke 2/3 years ago and she dated Jane Eyre ‘s director Cary Fukunaga last year
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Charlie Sheen commercial is…funny? I liked the “Platoon” reenactment part. But his face in the turkish bath scene – wow. He has aged SO much in the last few years. He looks like he needs a nap. And some facial creme. And a hug. In that order.
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eeeewwweeee, you would hug Charlie Sheen? That dude has so many STDs, known and unknown to mankind, that I’m sure some are able to jump through clothes threads and attack your lady bits!
So please, wear a raincoat before hugging on Charlie Sheen.
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She’ll need a hazmat suit for Charlie.
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LOL! Yeah, hope that would be enough!
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i couldn’t get the socialite’s life link to work…just me?
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Didn’t work for me either.
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for some reason there are some apostrophes at the end of the url. If you delete those you get to the correct page.
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thanks, sisi!
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I fixed it, sorry about that!
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I think that is the best I have EVER seen Avril Lavine look. And I didn’t hate the song… which is the first time I can say that about her music since I was like 16.
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I guess this explains why he was tweeting his fans asking if they would be happy for him if he were in love. I would be happy, but not if it’s Michelle. Never liked her. I’d like to see him with someone fun like Mila Kunis!
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You hoes need to stop being bitter and be happy for them you people act like she’s Kim K or LL. MW is a classy chick compared to those two. You people hate celebs when they’re famewhores and famous for famous but a chick with talent who isn’t being papped stumbling out of clubs is boring! Ok
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Exactly! I think they would be cute together. Michelle is talented and classy and for all the people saying she lacks a sense of humor, it’s obvious that they don’t watch her tv interviews. She’s a lovely woman. Period.
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I just want to share this story, because it made me tear up a little:
http://articles.boston.com/2012-03-04/metro/31119794_1_bar-mitzvah-ipad-prayers
It’s about a severely autistic boy, who managed to be bar mitzvah because of his iPad.
I’m a big softie (no, really, stop rolling your eyes) but I think other people will think it’s sweet as well.
Seriously, it’s not just me, right?
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that was a cute story : )
thanks for sharing
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I heard an awesome episode of 60 minutes about how much the new iPad apps are helping autistic children communicate and explore their interests. One autistic girl who couldn’t speak loved classical music and showed a preference for it. A mother of an autistic man in his 30s(?) was saying how amazing it was that her son was finally able to tell her that he was thirsty or how he was feeling that day. It was really touching.
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If she starts dating Jason, will she stop talking about Heath during Oscar campaign season? If so, then I’m all for it.
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Me too! She can also stop playing that sad, sappy “Widow Ledger” role she so loves milking. Not to mention, in recent interviews she was saying she hasn’t had sex in a really long time (anyone remember how long she said?), so evidently it’s high time GF got laid!
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Love it!!!!
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wait, i like Michell, but Jason? umm..NO, i don’t think so, she is pretty, not a fame whore, talented, i would even go as far to say, classy, too good for him. sorry she could do so much better, really, a real actor, like heath, not some comedy guy, adam sandler guy. if even. i don’t find him attractive in the least.
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Yes!Yes!Yes! I totally agree. He is so not funny or good looking at all. Really don’t know what people see in him. :-\
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I’m not entirely sure, but don’t they have a movie coming out soon? I think they would be cute together. She deserves to smile and he is funny as hell. Good combo in my opinion.
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have you guys seen the VF Oscar party photobooth pictures? so cute:
http://themetapicture.com/photo-booth-pictures-from-the-vanity-fair-oscar-party/
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Great link Franny! The kiss at the end is hot!
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So awesome! NPH and his hubby are so cute together.
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Love them!!! Thanks for posting!
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Oh Franny Thank you those are funny photos!
I want MW last outfit!
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i looooove jason segel. it may be true, he asked his twitter followers a couple of days ago if they’d be happy for him if he “hypothetically were to fall in love”. highly suspicious. love this couple!!
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she is drop dead gorgeous, a lady
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whoa Cary Fukunaga……….HOT. Why did they break up, I would never let go of that hot piece……..
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I like it! They both seem so good and sensitive among their peers. She’s sweeter but more fragile, and he’s sillier but more able to protect someone fragile…
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I like Michelle, she definitely seems down to earth and sensible. She needs just the right kind of guy, though, or it won’t work. He has to be into her as a mommy, too, since that’s a big part of her life.
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i think soo too – great post
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