Does Kim Kardashian have a weave-related bald spot to go with her crazy cat-face?

These are photos of Kim Kardashian arriving in Paris yesterday, likely to attend some events for Paris Fashion Week. A pox on her house for her shiny Birkin bag!!! Ugh. I hate that she’s all about the Birkins. I hate that Hermes can’t contain their clientele, you know? Now every reality star and sports WAG has a Birkin. So I’ve stopped lusting after them. Anyway, as you can see, Kim Kardashian’s face looks like it was molded out of spare Barbie doll plastic. I was so overcome by the jacked-ness (new word!), I wasn’t even looking at her hair situation. But other outlets were – Radar and The Mail claim that in the header photo, you can see evidence of “a very noticeable thinning patch of hair on the side of her head… her somewhat bald spot, often the sign of damage from hair extensions pulling at the root.” Look, people: I’ll make fun of Kat-Face for nearly any reason. But all I’m seeing is some slight hair loss, probably weave-related, not some massive “bald spot.” Just my opinion. And there are so many other Kardashian-katastrophes to make fun of.

In other Kardashian news, Kris “Um, BASKETBALL” Humphries is totally mad at his estranged wife. What is Basketball mad about these days? He’s mad that Kim kept all of their wedding gifts and donated twice the amount to charity.

That’s one heck of a he-said, she-said battle over a blender! Kim Kardashian may have announced plans to donate twice the value of the wedding gifts she received at her doomed nuptials to charity, but that isn’t sitting well with her ex Kris Humphries.

Receiving $100,000 worth of gifts in August, Kardashian — who filed for divorce from Humphries 72 days later — wrote a thank-you note to guests explaining that while their gifts were appreciated, the reality star wanted to repay them through a charitable donation.

Confirming that Kardashian did write a check to the Dream Foundation — a “wish-granting organization” for adults — in the amount of $200,000, a source tells Us Weekly that while the couple kept the actual gifts, the Dream Foundation, like most charities, could make far better use of the money versus high-priced vases and stemware.

Though Humphries applauds his ex’s generosity, a source close to the NBA star says he takes extra offense to the fact that she’s keeping the actual items in her possession.

“Kris has always felt they should return gifts to the people that spent their money on it,” the source explains. “Kris respects Kim for donating money and is happy she is doing that. He 100 percent thinks that is great, but she should give the gifts back.”

While a Kardashian source familiar with the couple’s prenuptial agreement argues the bride and groom were free to do what they wished with their own gifts, a Humphries insider counters she should have waited until the court declares their marriage dissolved to divide property.

“By court order, they are not supposed to do anything at the moment until the marriage is dissolved completely and they both decide how everything will end up,” says the Humphries insider, who tells Us he only kept Bibles given to him by family. “She is violating court order by saying she is not returning them.”

[From Us Weekly]

I actually groaned at the line, “who tells Us he only kept Bibles given to him by family…” Well played, Kris? Ugh. I mean, LMAO. So, multiple members of his family gave him BIBLES when he married Kim Kardashian? That’s a signal that it’s not going to last. You’re marrying an amateur pr0n star and your family is gifting you with multiple copies of the Bible.

As for Kris and Kim and their divorce… how much longer are they going to be fighting over this? The divorce battle is lasting longer than the courtside, engagement and marriage put together.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

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  1. spitfire says:

    Bald eagles never looked so good…compared to …this atrociousness!

  2. Mia says:

    Oh god what is happening to her face? She looks like a glazed apple or ham

  3. keri says:

    She is looking freshly jacked, yikes! Who’s that Kevin Aucoin look-alike in the last pic?

  4. Lis says:

    Not sure about the bald spot, but has her face always looked that ridiculous? (I’ve never paid that much attention.)

    Those lips, in the first picture…

  5. Ari says:

    She looks fug but I like her hair like this.

  6. dorothy says:

    Her wax figure is starting to look more life-like.

  7. vv says:

    Horrified! Her face looks so weird. I mean it always looks weird smeared in pounds of make up on various ‘red carpets’, but these pics really hit home how wonky her face is now.


  8. Marjalane says:

    It seems like I read somewhere that K.K. lasered back her hairline to get rid of her “ethnic baby hairs”. And you know K.K.’s rule on any procedure! More, more, more!

  9. Free Europe says:

    Take that piece of crap back to the US. We don’t need her here!!!

  10. bee says:

    The term “bald spot” is a stretch. If people want the Kardashian’s to disappear, stop talking about them.

  11. Melbeezy says:

    I’ve never had a weave and I’ve got a thin spot on the same side, so who knows.

    But yes, her face does look freshly jacked!

  12. Waldemar says:

    Can you image kissing those rubbery sorry excuse for lips?


  13. Skinnybetch says:

    God, her style is so tacky and terrible!

  14. Floridaseaturtle says:

    My, it is really coming out lately how much damage these hair extensions can do. Hearing this more and more. Better to have fun with a colored extention by attaching with a cute or edgy barrette, or some other creative way.

  15. dena says:

    I think the expensive wh*re looks kind of pretty here. Maybe it’s the hair. I’d kill for her clothes, too.

  16. Kellybean says:

    Those shoes/boots? Burn them! They are awful.

  17. Asli says:

    When is this divorce over? It’s taking longer than the actual marriage. Didn’t Kris want an annulment?

  18. Sammi says:

    Kim’s naturalish face:

    she used to be so exotic and real looking…its a shame she looks so fake now because she is a naturally pretty girl.

  19. Agnes says:

    extra waxy, isn’t she? and her face is so tight-looking, like she’s going to pop a muscle just blinking. gross.

  20. francesca says:

    I really like her with a side part. She should do this more often.

  21. Tierra says:

    She looks like Octomom is that first pic!

    I cant imagine what she is going to look like by the time she is 40 after all these procedures.

  22. Jaded says:

    Why on earth does she always have her tongue exposed and half hanging out of her mouth? Words can’t adequately describe how gross she is….I feel like I could catch an STD just looking at her photo..*washing hands feverishly*

  23. LeeLoo says:

    I’m pretty sure if I took a lighter to her face it would melt. She looks so waxy. The amount of botox she has done is going to damn her either way. Once you get the excessive amount of botox you either look awful without it or awful with it. It does strange stuff to your face. I wish they only approved it for women over 45. No one younger than that has any business touching the stuff. Also, how come no one ever talks about the fact she is looking exactly like her mother at this point? Was that the goal? I can’t see why because I think Kris is ugly as sin!

  24. truthful says:

    guess she forgot she nds her lacefront wig, when traveling.

  25. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Holy sh*t. Her face is looking NUTS. Way way too much fillers. I wonder if she’s just going in for her regular fillers but because she’s been doing it for so long that her face is just starting to rebel. In other words, she might not be doing anything differently, but as humans, we’re just not meant to be injecting junk into our faces for extended periods of time.

    • hunter says:

      As a recipient of light fillers, I was told it would wear off in 8-10 months and need to be redone. It is now three years later and I still don’t need more.

      Maybe she keeps putting in “maintenance” fillers she doesn’t realize she doesn’t need?

  26. hillbillygirl45 says:

    Her face definitely is tighter. WAY to much work done. About those Bibles, maybe Kris H.s’ family thought he might need them to perform an exorcism on Kim, or her mama/pimp…I’m just sayin’.

  27. Lavender says:

    Her face is starting to get that silly putty look to it. Not a good look.

  28. nikzilla37 says:

    She looks more plastic every day.

  29. Bad Gal Addiction says:

    Yikes! Her face! She’s only a few nip/tucks away from looking like Pete Burns.

  30. Candyland says:

    Kris Humphries is mad that Bichface dumped him so he’s getting even. LOL!

  31. Sarah says:

    Man, I have a worse “bald spot” than that on both sides of my head and I’ve never had a weave or extensions in my life. fml.

  32. janie says:

    HAHA her cheeks look ridiculous. It almost looks like baby fat. How adorable.

    And uhh that is not a bald spot. It looks like she just parted her hair..oh man SHES GOING BALD!! Ugh. The media is running out of things to write about.

  33. Sumodo1 says:

    I saw other pics of the bald spot and it’s real. Unlike the rest of her face.

  34. Sarah says:

    HaHa! When I saw this on Radar Online late afternoon I knew Celebitchy would be ALL OVER it this morning. Nice work :)

  35. Happy21 says:

    She almost looks like a totally different person. Its terrible. She’s an idiot. I can’t wait for something to go really wrong during one of her procedures…She’ll show her new face and it’ll be horrific and obvious and she will no longer be able to say that she is all natural! Hahahah!!! (**evil laugh**)

  36. kim says:

    I think it’s funny that this bitch isn’t caking on the plastic make up made in china by little hands that contains lead anymore, or wait she’s still selling biohazard bullshit . . . but at least she’s not caking on the war paint anymore.

    she must read posts. Now she can read this:

    your eye brows are over done and don’t get a repeat next time you are too lazy to do it yourself, b/c the person who did it jacked up your face more. That shape isn’t flattering because your face is HUGE and horse (you can thank yourself for that one with your lip plumpers old girl) like in shape, but catlike from too many procedures. . .

  37. Ogechi says:

    So hair extensions can damage d hair? Now I recognise the problems I’ve with my front hair.

    But anyway, Kim’s face is so fresh & adorable. Her skin glows & her skin shines. I honestly think that she is one of the most beautiful girl on the planet. She is so endowed- nice shape. I so so love her!

  38. the original bellaluna says:

    I think her side part is actually hiding a larger bald spot underneath: check out how the hair is falling from the crown and the “shorter” side of the part (our left). I think there’s more bald going on there than we see.

  39. anonymoose says:

    That is one overdone glazed ham.

    All the obvious injections make her a FAT-face
    not a cat-face.

  40. jesstar says:

    Wow, she used to genuinely beautiful, esp after the nose jub. Now, its just unfortunate. In a uear or so she’ll be in Lindsay/puff face territory.

  41. Emma says:

    I thought the hair was the only thing that was real on this girl given that she is of Armenian decent. Now even that was fake? I don’t understand the need for someone who had naturally long thick hair.

  42. Camille (The original) says:

    It looks like she got her cheeks and lips refilled for her trip. She looks so awful! Her cheeks and lips look like they are about to explode.

  43. HappyJoyJoy says:

    At this point she’s on a Restylane IV, isn’t she? She’s slowly destroying her face in search of “perfection” And what’s worse is that she was a very naturally pretty, exotic girl to begin with. She’s following in the steps of Jocelyn Wildenstein. Maybe she as BDD? (Body Dysmorphic Disorder) it’s pretty clear she doesn’t need them, but her face changes on weekly basis. Scary.

  44. Kim says:

    Everytime I look at her I feel the need to shower after. She is so greasy & skanky!

  45. corny says:

    bald spot?????…nah
    cat face??????…oh yeah

  46. Dirty Martini says:

    LaToya Jackson ? Is that you???

  47. crazycatlady says:

    These closeups of her face give a particularly scary look at its Frankendashian-ness. Like it’s made of wax. I wonder, when someone gets so much crap pumped into their lips, do they have a hard time eating? I mean, can she feel anything anymore? Or does food fall out of her mouth?

    With all of Kris H.’s bitterness and candidness post-breakup, I wish he would dish about the FrankenASShian… I maintain my educated conclusion that there’s no way that unusually giant ass (just like the unusually giant lips) is real. No way. Come on, Kris! Dish on the derriere!

  48. Tammi says:

    2nd pic, she looks like Sarah Palin’s daughter.

  49. Uma says:

    She has very thin hair! Take a look for yourself

    AND look at the surgery scar at the far left pic!

  50. Kiwi says:

    Insecurities speak so loud, and makes you so ugly.

  51. SS says:

    I always thought her hair was natural until I saw a picture of her “exercising” and there’s an obvious weave bald spot in the back of her head. Is there anything that’s real about this woman? Plastic face, fake hair, silicone breasts, lard-injected butt, body achieved by diet pills and lipo…umm…wow.

    Anyway, I’ve never met an Armenian with such thin hair before.