Jessica Simpson on her pregnant sex drive: “I’m kind of unstoppable right now!”

Jessica “Swamp Ass” Simpson’s tour of TMI continues unabated! Huzzah! Yesterday, we covered Jessica’s appearances on both the Ellen DeGeneres show and The Tonight Show. Yes, Jessica is due in a few weeks. No, she’s not expecting twins. Yes, she’s eating something called “slutty brownies”. No, she hasn’t realized that her baby-daddy is the second coming of K-Fed. And yes, she’s the same old Jessica, only more so, and perhaps even funnier. Yesterday, Jessica spoke to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show, and Seacrest got to the questions that NO ONE wanted to know the answers to. Namely, Seacrest asked Jessica about her pregnant sex drive. Swamp Ass obliged, happily.

Thanks, Jessica! Weeks away from giving birth, Jessica Simpson has never felt more in touch with her body — or with her sexuality.

The hugely pregnant Fashion Star mentor, 31, opened up about her current sex life with fiance Eric Johnson on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Tuesday.

“I am definitely ‘feeling intimate,”” said the sassy Texan said — and how! “I’m kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!”

Former NFL pro Johnson, 32, is definitely game, she added. “He’s always ready.”

During the freewheeling chat, the fashion mogul also explained her decision to go nude for the April cover of ELLE magazine. “They didn’t even ask me to do that,” she said. “It was my idea. It kind of just seemed a natural thing for me to do.”

Despite being her heaviest ever, Simpson said she feels super-confident about baring her body to fans.

“I’m like 170 pounds and I wanted to post nude. I try to be like 110 pounds. It’s funny to be at your heaviest and feel the most confident. I just take such pride in being a mom! I just love my body more than ever now.”

But, at this point, she’s ready to carry her daughter-to-be “in my arms and not my belly,” she admitted.

[From Us Weekly]

Once again, I’ve never been pregnant, so I have no personal stories to share. Some women have told me that they were incredibly horny throughout their pregnancies. Some women claim it only comes later in the pregnancy, when their hormones were raging in the second trimester. And some women don’t even want to be touched because if you come near them, they will barf on you. This kind of TMI doesn’t make me nauseous (like, say, your TMI about discharge or anything involving dilation). Live and let live. I just find it funny that Jessica doesn’t have any problem talking about her gigantic Big O’s with Ryan Seacrest.

In other Jessica news, People released further excerpts from Jessica’s Elle Magazine cover story, and these quotes are gems too. Did you know that Jessica is dressing with all of us in mind? She doesn’t dress for herself – she dresses with the hopes that we’ll think her outfit is cute, and that we’ll want to copy it.

“Every time I think I’m gonna be photographed, I wonder if somebody will see what I’m wearing, and if it’ll help ‘em put somethin’ together, maybe for school? I always wonder if what I’m wearing will be something that people would compliment, or want to wear,” she continues. “I don’t ever get ready just for myself, ever.”

[From Elle via People]

On one side, I think that Jessica is simply vocalizing something that most women do – we dress for other women. We dress so that our girlfriends will say, “Oh, cute sweater!” Only in Jessica’s case, she hopes everyone in the world will feel like her girlfriend. Does that make you like her more?

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. Lis says:

    T.

    M.

    I.

    Although, I like that she actually considers what she wears.

    I think she looks good. I never got the fat taunts -she’s one of those lucky women who still looks hot when she gains a ton of weight.

    (Yes, I’m jealous. I gain 5 lbs and I look like a chipmunk.)

    • lucy2 says:

      I was going to post the exact same TMI thing!
      She does still look pretty, but did she really gain 60 lbs? That’s a lot on a fairly short person. I imagine she’s going to have a hard time taking it off and keeping it off. Hope she doesn’t obsess over it though.

    • HA! says:

      170 lbs…Lol BITCH, PLEASE!!!!! why isn’t she friggin honest? she was 170 before her pregnancy, she’s more like 240 lbs. Who the hell does she think she’s kidding? or she’ such a thick ditz she doesn’t know any numbers.
      And Why would any woman wirh any sense of reL style try to copy a swan ass outfit? give me a break, stupid blimpson.

      • connie says:

        She most certainly was NOT 170 pre-pregnancy nor is she 240 now, how extreme. On the opposite side of that, it’s been a loooong time since the days of jess being 110, that’s daisy duke time & seing as she’s growing up, in addition to having a child, I’m pretty confident those days are farrr in her past. That said i think she was probably 130-145 tops chili cook-off mom jean-gate

    • The Other Katherine says:

      Same here, Lis, the only time I don’t have chipmunk cheeks is when I can fit into size 2 jeans. And I’m a tall gal, so achieving that requires more carb-deprivation than is compatible with a happy life. So, yeah, I think Jess looks great.

      And 60-lb. weight gain in pregnancy is not that unusual, or impossible to lose. I have a good friend who gained a little more than that in each of two pregnancies (one a singleton, one twins) and lost it all without much fuss. I’m sure Jess will be fine, and I’m glad she’s enjoying her pregnancy. I can believe that she weighs only about 170-180, since she’s really quite short.

  2. gee says:

    If I didnt care what other people thought of me, I’d be in sweats all day erry day. I definitely dress for other people.

  3. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    TMI Alert. I Was super sexual during both pregnancies, so I know exactly what she’s talking about. Toward the end execution becomes mighty difficult. LOL

    “I’m like 170 pounds and I wanted to post (sic) nude. I try to be like 110 pounds.”

    Not exactly sure what this means. Is she saying her ideal prepregnancy weight is 110 and that she gained 60 lbs?

    • Isa says:

      I wasn’t! Pregnant sex hurt! I felt like a virgin all over again. A virgin whale. The only time I wanted to have sex was in the end when I was trying to induce labor. Of course, by then the dr reported that he could feel the baby so my husband refused to go near me.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        LOL. Oh no! Well, every pregnancy is different, and at the very end of both of mine I had to beg my husband for it! There aren’t many men who enjoy sex with a woman at the end of their pregnancy, but they’ll suffer through it because most of them still think awkward sex is still better than no sex at all!

  4. norma says:

    her father must be so proud. just the kind of detail every father wants to hear!

  5. dusty says:

    Wow…what a simple mind she has. She should spend less time worrying about her style and be genuinely concerned abut herself and the baby. She is no role model for expectant mothers with unhealthy eating and huge weight gain. I guess she doesn’t realize all the junk food she is shoveling in DOES affect the fetus while a huge weight gain can affect her health and delivery.

    • boogiepimp says:

      Seriously….you know nothing and are assuming all kinds about her. How do we know she is not eating lots of healthy food? We don’t. And assuming it’s all junk and she hasn’t spent any time thinking about her baby? Why the hell would she have chosen to have it or keep it?!

    • normades says:

      I soooo agree with you Dusty and whenever I went off on the crap Jess was eating, I’d get slammed for it to. Nevermind that she’s the one that was tweeting and doing interviews about all the junk food she was eating.

      • Ambergesa says:

        She was often quoted in interviews about all the crap she eats. Look at her Ellen segment just this week. She was also often tweeting about all the junk ood cravings. Im taking her at her word. She freely admits it. The reality of the situation is that massive weight gains ARE unhealthy for mother and baby. They have tons of data coming out now that shows health issues later in life for the baby related to excessive maternal weight gain ie increased risk of obesity and diabeties. Eating for two doesn’t mean shovel in enough junk food to kill a horse it means you are responsible for the health of your developing fetus. Eat accordingly ie a few hundred extra healthy calories. And yes I know a small percentage of pregos gain tons of water or have a large volume of fluids, this isn’t directed at you obviously.
        I do have empathy for prego cravings. I’m almost 7 months along myself and I indulge occasionally. But I do my best to think of my little guy who is hostage to my eating habits and reign it in.
        Seriously tmi the last thing I want to think about this early in the day is big mamas feeling sexy o face.

  6. UKHels says:

    I’m sure this chick was pregnant before Beyonce – this is more like the gestation period of an elephant

  7. Peanut says:

    Hahaha oh Jess. Total TMI but at least Eric is always ready and willing for hos preggo woman. Which is more than I can say for my now-ex-husband. :P

  8. Raz says:

    The slutty brownies are a recipe (it’s mainly just combining Betty Crocker stuff but it’s so good!) from an English blogger (http://www.thelondoner.me/2011/06/slutty-brownies.html)

    I love how Jessica carries the weight, although I do think she’ll take a while getting it to come off again.

  9. Rux says:

    Jessica has never bored me. I always found her funny, refreshing and harmless although ditzy. I watched the Newlyweds and thought she was funny but felt bad for Nick. And then I really felt bad for Nick when she divorced him. But she has grown on me again and this woman is total harmless and just a nice person. I wish her the best and I am very happy for her that she has a baby girl. I hate to remind everybody that the original KFed, even though we dissed on him, he was the one that was keeping Britney together and after the divorce he was the more stable, responsible and pulled together parent. Lastly, original K never once said a bad word about Britney to the press. He always kept his mouth shut. I think the real douch K Fed is that Caspar Smart dude with J Low — not a type-o.

    • dusty says:

      @Rux, you too seem like a nice person, but your detailed analysis about Jessica and Britney makes me wonder if you work for one of them. Or maybe you live vicariously through them which isn’t healthy.

    • Trillium says:

      Of course K-Fed kept his slimy mouth shut about her. She was and is his meal ticket and if he slandered her to the press, who knows, she might be off the hook for alimony and she could have a better chance at going for full custody so that she wouldn’t have to pay to support his litter of children and baby-mamas.

      Part of the reason Britney lost it is how that man used her. We shouldn’t forget about that.

      • mel says:

        I see what you are saying…but it just seems to me that K- Fed chose not to use Britney’s meltdown as an excuse to go after full custody…which he EASILY could of done and instead kept the door open for her to have joint custody. I’m not sure he was entirely to blame…you know she brought a lot of baggage with her into their relationship. I just think he did the right thing…jmo. :)

      • Jayna says:

        Britney’s parents think highly of him, so I choose to believe he genuinely was worried about her and never tried to keep the kids permanently. During the height of her craziness he never bashed her once, just did right by the children getting them out of there by the end.

      • Vesper says:

        Brittany is bipolar, correct? How does that make K-Fed responsible? Yes, their marriage didn’t work out, but many marriages end in divorce. She was just as responsible for the stress in her life. She should have waited to get married and to have children. She didn’t know K-Fed long before SHE proposed. Add in a reality show, performing/touring, drugs, two quick pregnancies, and living in the public eye. That is a lot of stress for anyone to handle, not to mention a bipolar.

      • Dirty Martini says:

        I was totally Team Brit Brit in the divorce, because I understandably suspected KFed (aka “the Sperminator”) of being a man whore. But you know what? While I still think of him as a man whore, he did it with class when Britney melted down. He took care of the kids, he didn’t trash talk her, and he didn’t try and cut her out of their lives. He knew that everyone involved–Britney, their kids, and yah likely him too–was better served over the long run by supporting her toward mental health.

        I’m happy shes on the right track. And I gained a very begrudging respect for the Sperminator. It could have gone another way, and he was smart enough to not take that route.

  10. Itwillrain says:

    I think she was sending out a flare to John Mayer…. ;)

  11. Eleonor says:

    Of course she dresses for other women, she has a fashion brand!

  12. OlsenTriplet says:

    This is the same sort of TMI as when people tell you they’re “trying” for a baby.

  13. Courtney says:

    Jessica is a sweet girl and for some women arrousal does go up while they’re pregnant and Eric seems like a great guy taking care of his pregnant fiancee and not affraid to show affection towards their unborn daughter

  14. kibbles says:

    She’s only 170 pounds? She looks at least 200 pounds to me.

  15. spitfire says:

    Michael D has such a funny if not “aaaaggghhh-bleach-my-brains-after-reading-this” take on Jess’ latest blahblahblah. Some things are best left unsaid…

  16. deb says:

    Holy TMI, Batman!
    But wow, she looks extra-radiant. Must be all the good hormones.

  17. Asli says:

    Ís she promoting her show or what’s going on?

  18. ladybert62 says:

    I am so tired of celebrities telling me every single detail of their pregnancy and having to appear naked on some magazine. Keep it to yourselves.

  19. Anna says:

    If Jessica Simpson normally weighs 110 pounds, my name is Suri Cruise.

  20. Blue says:

    I love her. She really has no censor button. It’s really not necessary to call her a gross pig etc. if you don’t like her then fine, no need for such rude name calling. She isn’t hurting anyone. Don’t say her baby, because like others keep saying every woman cares different and some of us just blow right up or have naturally big babies. Just because she mentioned in some interviews things she indulged on doesn’t mean she ate it all day everyday. Plus she is short, so any weight gain is goig to be very noticable. Her arms and legs don’t even look that big. Boobs and belly.

    • Vesper says:

      U talk about it like pregnant women have no control over their bodies. Some women just blow up and others don’t? No, some pregnant women over indulge to the max, and some don’t. Some overindulge on healhty foods, and someone eat junk. It’s not like Jessica is known as someone who has the discipline to maintain a healthy weight or eat healthy. In numerous interviews she has talked about what she has eaten throughout her pregnancy and all of it is processed, crap foods loaded with sugar or salt.

      This isn’t a case of someone carrying the baby weight a certain way. This is a woman who has gained a massive amount of weight, and will likely have a very difficult time losing it. She is beyond HUGE. The weight has gone everywhere — she looks bloated to the max. She is hurting her own health, and potentially putting her baby’s health at risk.

  21. Ravensdaughter says:

    Okay, all the baby details were kind of sweet, but this is TMI….

  22. teehee says:

    Thanks to her for making me feel smart today.

  23. Jessica says:

    People are such puritans. Pregnant women often have high libidos. That’s gross? Why? Try to articulate a logical response to that. It’s not really TMI anyway-it’s just sex. Who cares? Oh wait–puritanical Americans (and I’m an American myself…but not of that Puritanical mindset when it comes to sex). I don’t get why the idea of pregnant women having sex freaks people out so much. Anyway, she was asked the question and she answered. Good for her. Was she supposed to blush, giggle, and squirm out of the question? Guess what–people have sex and they like it, even pregnant. Deal with it. Good for her for not feeling embarrassed about it. It’s natural and our strangely Puritanical society is also steeped in sex (see it all around you, watch it on TV, in ads, listen to music about it, but never ever admit to having and enjoying it unless you’re married!), so it’s all sort of hypocritical anyway. Pregnancy has suited her so well. She’s looked gorgeous, been obviously happy, and she’s confident. She has a right to being in all her glory–she’s making a person. Good on her.

    On another topic, I was 110 when I got pregnant, was 172 when I delivered, and have been about 115 ever since (16 years ago). I did not have gestational diabetes, and yeah I ate too many blueberry muffins, but my pregnancy was healthy. That was just how I carried. NO health problems at all. I’m 5’4″ like Jessica is, so I can relate. I looked a lot like that. Everyone is assuming she’s unhealthy, but she may or may not actually be. She looks to be glowing to me.

    Disclaimer–I’m not really a Jessica fan at all, but I do get aggravated at how people treat her weight all the time (pre-preg mostly, but the preg stuff is aggravating too). But in general, I’m not a fan or a non-fan. Neutral.

    • Original Lucy says:

      I agree! The name calling like “pig” and such is uncalled for….if this was a picture of say, Gabriel Sidebey (the girl from Precious), and someone called her a fat pig, posters would be appalled. Jessica is PREGNANT! When I was pregnant, I ate healthy food, but I also let myself indulge in some foods that I would never eat when I was not pregnant and trying to maintain my figure…perhaps this is what she means by indulging…

  24. Jessica says:

    I LOVE how this “Christian” was all no sex before marriage and now she sleeps with whoever will have her. she obviously does not care about what Jesus says.

    Nick is a CLASS act and he will be a great father and Vanessa will be a great mother.

    Jessica Simpson is the biggest hypocrite there is.

    • Hausfrau says:

      “sleeps with whoever will have her”….seriously? The woman is engaged for god’s sake, and unless you’ve been camped out under her bed since her divorce, you have absolutely no idea who she’s been sleeping with.

      People are also entitled to change what they believe in, and what feels right for them. If you really think JS is the biggest hypocrite there is, you need to turn off “The Singing Bee” and venture into the real world more often.

      I wonder what Jesus has to say about you being so judgmental and self-righteous..?

    • trh says:

      Ok I was trying to find anything Jesus purportedly said that Ms. Simpson ‘obviously’ doesn’t care about… how about this one:

      “Life is more than food, and the body more than clothes.” – Luke 12:23

      Anyway I was always under the impression that the sin of premarital sex was sort of played down in the New Testament owing to His uncertain paternity.

  25. Dibba says:

    She might want to at least pretend like she has some class and/or dignity. It has nothing to do with Puritanism. I find her comments vulgar. Its my opinion. Live with it.

  26. littlestar says:

    I am a woman who actually dresses for herself. Yes, it’s nice when others notice what you are wearing and compliment you on it, but I truly do dress for myself. When I see a piece of clothing I love, I think about how great I’ll feel wearing it, not what others will think of me in it. I just love fashion and dressing up (I used to be an ugly ducking when I was younger, no fashion sense whatsoever, so I guess my love of dressing for myself stems from this).

  27. Veruca says:

    I’m surprised our resident pregnant woman Samigirl has had nothing to say regarding this topic…
    ;)

  28. Lauren says:

    I gained 50 pounds when I was pregnant and I looked like a whale. I’m really short though, only 5’2. I tested negative for gestational diabetes and my baby was only 8 pounds. I didn’t eat much junk food either because I had extreme morning sickness. Sometimes people just gain more weight than other people. It took me about 16 months but I’m back down to my pre-pregnancy weight.

  29. katy says:

    i actually really like her now. and the more TMI she gives us the more i really believe she’s just a normal, pretty girl who became famous.

  30. Katie says:

    Okay confession: I’ve never really been a fan of hers but after seeing her get so excited on The Biggest Loser last night about giving those two ladies clothes for their new bodies, I really started seeing her differently. I like her confidence. She seems sweeter now and happier now than she has in the past. I also loved her on Fashion Star. She on me over. I’d totally be friends with her.

  31. Laura says:

    I cant help but love her – I have ever since thar damn tuna incident.

    I just had my first baby 4 weeks ago and it’s fun to see a pregnant celeb toally enjoying and embracing their pregnancy… She seriously treats the whole world like her girlfriend and I love it!

  32. sparkle.burnout says:

    I have weighed hundreds of people in a healthcare setting, and 170 is about what I’d guess she’s at. Bless her for putting it out there and not perpetuaing celebrity weight lies. Is the rest of this TMI? Oh yes, uncomfortably so for me. I must applaud her for telling her truth, with humor, without apology. I fisweefind her sweet and charming

  33. impppy says:

    I love Jessica Simpson and don’t find her annoying or tmi at all! She is pregnant and people want all this information about her, you get that info and then you want to get upset? Say TMI? These are celebrities, if she hadn’t said it, some ‘source’ would be talking about it and we wouldn’t know the truth. Keep rockin’ with your cute outfits, Jessica! <3