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It’s a sad day when I’m voluntarily covering the musical abomination known as the Jonas Brothers. But on the off chance that anyone cares about the lives of these bland child stars, here goes. Joe Jonas, who was dating country singer Taylor Swift until he unceremoniously dumped her via a phone call, is now dating actress Camilla Belle, best known for her work in the prehistoric CGI clunker 10,000 B.C. Taylor reportedly took the breakup very hard, and even went so far as to sing about it and refer to Joe as the only person who’s ever hurt her deeply.
Joe Jonas sure doesn’t waste time: The singer, who recently split from Taylor Swift, has moved on and is now dating 10,000 BC actress Camilla Belle, a source tells PEOPLE.
After a rocky end to his relationship with the country darling, which Swift talked and sang about, the middle Jonas brother, 19, quietly began seeing 22-year-old Belle, who starred in the Jonas Brothers video “Lovebug.”
“They met on the set of his music video,” says the source. “All the guys always had thought she was really pretty and that’s why they asked her to be in it.”
So when did the magic happen? “It was only after doing the video that they began to date.”
But don’t expect to see these two on red carpets together anytime soon. “They are not public about it but they’ve just been hanging out with their friends and Joe’s brothers,” explains the source. “They are very private about it.”
So just how did Belle nab herself a Jonas Brother? “She’s a really good girl and it seems they share a lot of the same characteristics and morals,” says the source.
Zzzzzzz. Oops, sorry. I care so little about these people, I actually dozed off reporting this. I can see one characteristic these two share: their love for bushy black eyebrows. Honestly, I’m counting the minutes until these stupid little boys are pushed out of the limelight by another set of teens – hopefully better looking ones, with better music and more talent. And less creepy eyebrows. Is that too much to ask? All that Disney money and no one has introduced these boys to tweezers. I don’t think Taylor Swift should waste too many tears on this kid – she’s actually got some chops and could outlast the whole “teen sensation” thing if she’s smart.
Joe Jonas is pictured at the European premiere of Disney’s “Camp Rock” in September. Camilla Belle is shown at Hollywood Film Festival Awards in October. I’m guessing 10,000 B.C. didn’t win anything. Photo credits: WENN.
Written by MSat
Posted in Breakups, Jonas Brothers, Overexposed
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If they reproduce they will give birth to a pair of eyebrows!!!!
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lol Ellen
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Ellen, ya beat me to it !
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ew, the country gentleman looking one straightened his hair. Prolly wasn’t baggin the babes as quick as his bros.
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downgrade!
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i can’t even work up the animosity you did, MSat. That’s how boring they are.
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Honestly, mae, I was phoning it in.
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Take a good hard look parents; this is the sort of wussy fruity little chicken coward metrosexual you want your daughters slavering over? The sort who can’t even look them in the eye when they break their heart?
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She’s really lovely–doesn’t conform to type. Reminds me of Linda Fiorintino (SP?). Hope she’s as talented as she s pretty. He…meh.
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Hes so egoistical, it looks like hes dating the female version of himself (as far as looks that is)
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How many minutes are left in their 15? I’m tired of hearing about these talentless Disney hacks.
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Ya but when’s the dude gonna tweeze the unibrow?
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Haha, dude needs to grow a pair.
It doesn’t take much backbone to break up with someone over the phone and hang up 27 seconds later.
What’s the matter? Afraid she was going to say something back? Afraid you might have to explain yourself? Guilty conscience maybe?
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His eyebrows suck. But hers are gorgeous. I wish mine could look like that everyday.
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Gorgeous??? Hers are brushed on with latex wall paint.
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i hate the jonas brothers. their songs are so hard to listen to and they’re not even cute.
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Taylor Swift can definately do better. There’s no question in that.
As far as the Jonas Brothers go…they’re a Disney manufactured rip off of Hanson, and Hanson was way better looking, and waaaaay more talented.
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alright, you guys are just jelous, Joe jonas, is amazing, and i love his eyebrows, lmfao, & i def love someone whos metrosexual cause it just shows that they take care of themselves.
& its not our buisness about how him and taylor brokeup, what they can’t have a private life anymore?.
and i personally love Camille, and joe together.
-think about it.
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uh yea im sure they look good together i cant tell whos the girl, he cant even sing, least taylor has some talent and way better looks than that thing, to be honest the caveman 10000bc version of her looked better.
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Is it just me, or does it really seem that the more some people “fangirl” about something, the more their spelling/grammar seems to decrease? Or is it just the age of the JB fans?
…No offence meant of course, Babygirl. [/sarcasm]
By the way; lovely piece of writing, MSat.
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I can see these two getting married someday and having baby eyebrows..
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Nice piece of douchery how you split with the nice lady, Joe.
I hope you learn some class one day.
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It was said that he and Camille have similar morals… hmmm. Wonder if she is as much a jerk as he is. Perhaps she’ll give him a phone call to break things off, too. I can see that happening as soon as his fame goes to pot – which is hopefully soon! LOL
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just incase you didnt notice that picture isnt of taylor swift… follow the link and see a real picture of taylor..
http://images.google.com.au/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=taylor+swift&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=
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