It’s a sad day when I’m voluntarily covering the musical abomination known as the Jonas Brothers. But on the off chance that anyone cares about the lives of these bland child stars, here goes. Joe Jonas, who was dating country singer Taylor Swift until he unceremoniously dumped her via a phone call, is now dating actress Camilla Belle, best known for her work in the prehistoric CGI clunker 10,000 B.C. Taylor reportedly took the breakup very hard, and even went so far as to sing about it and refer to Joe as the only person who’s ever hurt her deeply.
Joe Jonas sure doesn’t waste time: The singer, who recently split from Taylor Swift, has moved on and is now dating 10,000 BC actress Camilla Belle, a source tells PEOPLE.
After a rocky end to his relationship with the country darling, which Swift talked and sang about, the middle Jonas brother, 19, quietly began seeing 22-year-old Belle, who starred in the Jonas Brothers video “Lovebug.”
“They met on the set of his music video,” says the source. “All the guys always had thought she was really pretty and that’s why they asked her to be in it.”
So when did the magic happen? “It was only after doing the video that they began to date.”
But don’t expect to see these two on red carpets together anytime soon. “They are not public about it but they’ve just been hanging out with their friends and Joe’s brothers,” explains the source. “They are very private about it.”
So just how did Belle nab herself a Jonas Brother? “She’s a really good girl and it seems they share a lot of the same characteristics and morals,” says the source.
Zzzzzzz. Oops, sorry. I care so little about these people, I actually dozed off reporting this. I can see one characteristic these two share: their love for bushy black eyebrows. Honestly, I’m counting the minutes until these stupid little boys are pushed out of the limelight by another set of teens – hopefully better looking ones, with better music and more talent. And less creepy eyebrows. Is that too much to ask? All that Disney money and no one has introduced these boys to tweezers. I don’t think Taylor Swift should waste too many tears on this kid – she’s actually got some chops and could outlast the whole “teen sensation” thing if she’s smart.
Joe Jonas is pictured at the European premiere of Disney’s “Camp Rock” in September. Camilla Belle is shown at Hollywood Film Festival Awards in October. I’m guessing 10,000 B.C. didn’t win anything. Photo credits: WENN.