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Levi Johnston is like the Kevin Federline of Alaska. Every year, there’s a new report of him impregnating a new girl. I don’t know if it’s for real this time, but yes, TMZ says he’s gotten another girl pregnant. Because that’s all there is to do in Alaska? Just fish, hunt and get girls pregnant. TMZ says that Levi’s girlfriend of a year, Sunny Oglesby, is less than three months along. Levi and Bristol Palin welcomed their son Tripp back in December 2008, which makes Tripp… over three years old now.
Say what you will about 21-year-old Levi Johnston, but his sperm is world class — he’s gotten another girl pregnant out of wedlock.
Sources tell TMZ … the lucky woman is Sunny Oglesby, a 20-year-old school teacher from Wasilla, Alaska. Levi has been dating her for just over a year. We’re told she’s in the very early stages of pregnancy — less than 3 months.
Sunny isn’t showing, which may be why Levi hasn’t told someone else his secret — and that would be Bristol Palin, his other baby mama.
Levi is telling friends Sarah Palin and Todd have completely alienated him from his son Tripp, and he barely sees him as a result. Levi says Sarah and Todd have lied to him, telling him Bristol and Tripp were out of town when they were not.
As a result, we’re told Levi is “so excited” about starting his new family.
[From TMZ]
Levi isn’t going to set the world on fire with his blazing intellect, but I’ve always kind of liked this big lump. I don’t think he’s been 100% honest about the Palin family, but I got a kick out of his fearlessness when he came up against “The Palin Machine”. Sarah Palin might get credit for attacking the loser father of her grandson, but I give Levi credit for making the Palin family look like they were in the midst of a really budget Alaskan soap opera. Whatever. Maybe Levi will end up marrying Sunny and he’ll finally get to be a full-time father.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Levi Johnston, Pregnant
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condoms…he needs to use them.
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I know right? Anyways it looks like another one bites the dust
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Seriously.
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Surely they’re easy enough for even him to figure out.
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Fertile little bugger. He’s the K-Fed of his generation.
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that was my first reaction!!!!
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AKA “the Sperminator”
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like the kevin federline of Alaska yo boy
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Yup…sounds about right.
How can one be a “schoolteacher” at 20 years old, when a college degree is typically required? I kind of doubt any sort of prodigy who graduated early would bat an eye at him.
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Exactly! And in most states that I’m aware of, you are also required to go right into the Master’s program to finish off the teaching degree. You’re not officially a teacher in this state with just an undergrad degree–you can teach temporarily in a shortage, but you have to prove that you are in a program to complete your Master’s. Maybe she just works at a daycare and calls herself a teacher.
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Twenty year old school teacher? 20?
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K-Fraud.
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this dope has no idea how to use condoms or any kind of birth control, does he? that’s what cutting out sex ed in school and pretending that abstinence is the key does to kids. haha.
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OK, how about the girl(s) taking responsibility too? I agree with Franny. We all know that men do not like wearing condoms and they’re not the ones getting pregnant. Unless there was some sort of accident with the condom ripping they were both careless. My mother told me about condoms before I was sexually active, and she would have beaten my ass if I got pregnant. I went to Europe for the first time after I graduated high school, and she gave me a bunch of rubbers in a Band-Aid can. I was still a virgin and didn’t use them. It’s unfortunate that men only have one option for b.c., and women have how many? Pill, ring, shots, most of which f*ck with your hormones.
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what a turnip. why are these types always the most fertile.
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Right?? Idiocracy come to life!
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Double wrap, no mishap
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Dumbass with a dick like a colander. Women are so needy.
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This moron has neither a job nor an education. His girlfriend can’t be a teacher at the age of 20; you need a series of degrees. That means she’s a teacher’s aide or day care person, which is not much money. How stupid are people? What is the appeal of getting pregnant when you don’t particularly want a kid or act like an adult? I’d offer some money to Levi to get snipped.
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Put me down for $10. Anyone else care to contribute to Jenn’s most excellent idea?
(We just need to make sure we pay the doc directly; otherwise this tool would spend it something frivolous.)
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Oh Jennifer12 you ask my million dollar question “how stupid are people?” If only they weren’t we wouldn’t have “turnips” (I am going to start calling people this.) everywhere to piss me off. Lol
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Dude, you’re SUPPOSED to think with the one ON YOUR SHOULDERS!
Idiot. He knows by now how babies are made.
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a 20-year-old school teacher? So she did her bachelors degree and her student teaching in two years or less? Or maybe she started college at age 16? Something is fishy about that.
Some states even require masters to teach (mine does). Hmm.
Anyway, Johnston is a grade-A douche.
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She is probably a *student teacher*. Although, it would be weird to describe someone as that, and not as a “college student”.
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If he wanted to be a full-time father so badly, he should have pursued Octomom – right? Instant LARGE family!
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Good for him, spreading his seed,
it’s natural at his age!
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