Khloe Kardashian covers the May issue of Cosmopolitan. Please don’t make any “jokes” about how she’s a Wookie or Big Foot or something. I hate when people do that to Khloe just because she’s a tall girl with an athletic body. If you want to make fun of the way she styles herself, go ahead. That’s something she CHOOSES. And if you want to make fun of the funky Photoshop work on this cover, go ahead. That was the magazine’s choice. All I know is that I usually think Khloe is a lot prettier than people give her credit for, and this magazine cover is doing her no favors. Here are some highlights from the interview:
On her mom, Kris Jenner, calling her out for gaining a few pounds: “Listen, my mom believes in us more than we believe in ourselves. But she is also our manager and trying to protect our brand. She’ll say, ‘Oh, you’re a little too fat right now.’ If she were just my manager, I’d have fired her right then. You can’t talk to me like that.”
On whether she cooks or does stripteases as a kind gesture for hubby Lamar Odom: “Both… together! I cook for him naked.”
On being hassled for not having kids yet: “People make me feel like I have a problem because I haven’t had a kid yet. We were thinking we had to know when I was ovulating. But seriously? That took the fun out of everything.”
They want kids: “Lamar and I definitely want kids, and when it happens for us, it will happen,” she said.
It’s worth noting that Khloe denied last week’s reports about her marriage dramz with Lamar Odom. Star Magazine claimed that Khloe and Lamar’s marriage was suffering because of their years of fertility issues – they’ve been trying to get pregnant for several years. At this point, it feels like Khloe is just getting beaten up in the press over everything – her weight, her fertility, her marriage, all of it. Poor Khloe. I don’t care if you yell at me for saying something nice about a Kardashian, I don’t think Khloe deserves all of this crap. She’s dealing with all of it with more grace than I could manage.
Oh, I keep meaning to use this in a post – have you seen the print ad for the Kardashian Lingerie line? It’s ridiculous.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
nice ad! the pure art of photoshop
In the ad, did they make the third girl shorter than she really is? I thought the 2 shorter girls were the same height but because the evil one has to be the center of attention but she can’t be when they ‘shop her tall sister’s but-her-face and make it match her rockin’ bod – so she gets them to shrink her other sister.
There is an evil one and two hanger ons.(or dragged ons – not sure)
Can Wookies even mate with humans? Much less produce children with us? Star Wars is very unclear on this point.
That is…hysterical!
Wow stay classy Brian. Calling a women who is tall and isn’t a size two a Wookie. I’m not crazy about the Kardashians but Khole does seem like she’s a good person and is trying to live her life. Plus I like how she isn’t a size 2 or pretending to be a size 2 like her sister Kim. She’s tall and curving and she embraces it.
So very mature when the first line of the article reads….”Please don’t make any “jokes” about how she’s a Wookie or Big Foot or something.”
LMAO
Thank you for making that comment so I won’t have to. I don’t like being told what not to do. I also never saw her called that.
I think she’s a total but-her-face (or is it head shape). She has a fat face on a rocking body and because of that I always think she is fat when she’s not.
Please. For the love of all that is Holy…make these people go away.
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Co-sign 10000000000%!
Klhoe is the only Kardashian I would pee on if she were on fire…and I too get very annoyed when people make fun of her appearence.
I don’t doubt her weight gain is related to fertility treatment. I hope the best for her, I do like her the most out of all the Kardashians.
No, I don’t make fun of her looks I just wish the whole family would go away .. I am so tired of them!
That lingerie ad is terrifying beyond belief….
I may have nightmares.
Ugh! Dat ad pic is gross! Havin said that, i luv khloe!
“The Sex Issue”
When is this steaming bag of vapid sh*t magazine not a sex issue?
But Khloe looks pretty on the cover.
Exactly! Every one is about ‘how to please your man’, ‘your best O’, ‘your VA-jayjah’, and ‘the best sexual positions’. I don’t care about those things! Well, the man pleasing stuff anyway. I care about my sexual health.
I know! Cosmo is ridiculous! It’s always focused on ‘how to be sex goddess for your man!’ A woman enjoying sex on her own terms? That’s not part of their dogma…
Scrolled to the comments to say this, but you beat me to it. As a 19 year old female cashier, it’s a bit worrying when you see how many young teenagers (and older women!) who purchase this magazine. There’s nothing wrong with reading it, so long as the reader isn’t so impressionable as to take it too seriously. Unfortunately, I don’t think that’s the case for many Cosmo fans.
hahahahaha omg your comment made me laugh out loud, you’re totally right!
why does this sister always get a pass??? i don’t get it. she is just as manipulative and shallow as the others. is it because she is overweight?
they do a great job of making her the ‘relatable one’
I agree. She’s not relatable nor down to earth but compared to the others people can tolerate her but why settle? They’re all vapid morons. She excessively talks about sex & I feel like she does it to get attention or to appear risque a la Xtina Aguilera. She’s rude & has a bad temper & she’s always talking about her fertility issues yet implies the media is behind it. Just shut up about it. Period!
Exactly this!
it’s because she’s ugly. people are less hard on the “ugly” one, generally.
That’s it exactly – this sister gets a pass! For me, she’s the worst of the lot. She’s nothing but a vapid, fake hanger-on. At least Kim did something to get on the public’s radar. If Kim is famous for no reason, then what is Khloe?
Khloe shows some signs of intelligence so people think she’s better at least compared with Kim. But actually I think Kourtney is the smart one. She got through college and seems to actually do some work with their deliberate business loss, er, stores. And Kourtney has managed to keep Mama Ten Percent from bullying her into a wedding so far.
Khloe has a foul mouth that might have amused her peers in junior high but it’s rather pathetic now. We all know she didn’t grow up on the street. She has also been merrily sabotaging relationships for quite a while. She didn’t like Kris H and so tried to push him out even before Kimmie did. She humiliated the parents of her brother’s girlfriend as well as the girl herself with her incessant sex talk. That’s not being liberal, it’s being disrespectful. And she does it all with an annoying smirk. She regularly embarrasses her husband as well in pursuit of ratings, don’t know how he puts up with it. She seems clueless about the needs of anyone else but herself, so I doubt that she’s been too helpful to her husband lately. But the two of them may deserve each other – did either of them think for a single microsecond how their quickie wedding might affect his two kids? it was so obvious that they were rushing just for the ratings. Usually parents are more cautious when there are children involved. These two didn’t even wait to finish the legalities of the prenup before the wedding in front of the cameras. Khloe didn’t even like sharing her husband with his longtime friends and her brother. How does she do with his kids?
That lingerie pic is the worst. Why’d you do it, Khloe? why?
Woah! that lingerie photo! The hell?
‘All I know is that I usually think Khloe is a lot prettier than people give her credit for’
Maybe but that doesn’t mean she’s attractive enough to be on a magazine cover. I hate the need of the media to make every celebrity who comes along attractive.
Where did her nipples go?
Looks like part of her nose is missing too… The shape is totally different
I think a lot of this pregnancy talk is exaggerated for her reality show or just to have something to talk about. All the Kardashian interviews are the same, they talk about the same stuff over and over again. It would be refreshing to have them talk about something of substance for once.
GREAT COVER!!!!!!
Kim looks like she’s clenching to hold in a poo.
Doesn’t she always?
too much anal.
I do like her. She’s way more down to earth than her sisters. I think she looks great.
I just want the whole family to go away, and stay away. Again, the ONLY reason we know who these people are, is because one of them got pissed on….
I love, love, LOVE Khloe! She is my favorite sister! I am a tall girl, I am just at 6 feet tall. I also think she is the prettiest. She isn’t all fake and I love her attitude.
The most tolerable of the whole klan! I, too, don’t like it when people make fun of Khloe – or anybody else – just because they’re not aneroxic tw*ts.
Awesome Screen name!
I don’t like ANY of the Kardashians, but I do feel bad that everyone craps on Khloe all the time. She is bigger than her sisters, but she is not a giant! Her sisters are all quite small. She is a pretty woman in her own right.
so tired of that family, don’t magazines have other celebrities they can write about other than these fools?
Athletic body?! Sure.
Hahahaha!
Exactly
Yeah, athletic isn’t how I would describe her body. The girl is big but it looks good on her.
LOL Athletic body?!?!
It’s sad that every SINGLE picture of Khloe needs to be photoshopped because she is just so…yuck. I also feel bad because she looks just so bad when she is next to her sisters. They look like cartoons in that lingerie picture. I’m so sick of them, who even LIKES them?!
I like that she doesn’t have that heavy eye makeup on the cover, that looks so much better on her. I think she looks good here.
Khloe has always been my favorite. Shes far from fat – I think shes great. Best thing for her would be to get away from her 2 sisters and mother.
Cosmo used to be such a good magazine. Looks like it has fallen to rag status with this cover. And yes the best way to let them know that is to NOT buy it.
Well, I read cosmo for a few years back in the late 80’s-early 90’s and it looks EXACTLY the same to me. I think they just cut and paste different sexual descriptions on to the cover then make the contents fit.
Lol! Fancyamazon, completely agree!
I like her the best of all the Kardashians, but having said that she is still very crude, curses like a sailor, cusses out her Mom, and I cannot stand when she talks baby talk to Lamar in that itty bitty girlie voice. The world has had enough of this family, they need to go away for a good long while.
Sorry but I find Khloe likeable. Kim and Kourtney are annoying.
Oh God! I cannot unlook at that lingerie photo! It’s in my head now and I can’t get it out!
Just cracks me up that these women, who dress like dealers at a Vegas casino (and not the Bellagio, mind you) think that adding an Hermes Birkin bag to any ensemble constitutes “style”.
An $8,000 purse on a $2 woman. Anyone fooled?
Didn’t think so.
I saw her in the Dallas airport less than two months ago and she is very pretty and thin. I was shocked at how small she is. She might be tall but she isn’t thick. Her sisters must be tiny for her to look so big next to them.
I thought the same about Jennifer Lopez when she and Ben Affleck came into a store I worked at. I couldn’t believe how skinny she was.
thanks for that, I was reading the entire thread just because I was hoping someone had seen her in person! The camera does add pounds, and I think her sisters are very short, which makes her look larger.
Who even reads Cosmo anymore?
I feel sorry for his kids. When she does an article about them wanting children, it always sounds like they dont have any, like his dont exist.
I agree! He has children! What the heck!
It’s really hard to tell a celebrity’s size from TV and pictures. I once spotted Kim in NYC. She was with her mom. She is under 5′ tall and pobably really is a size 2. She was really tiny but curvy. Kloe is probably normal sized in person, just looks big in compaison to Kourtney and Kim.
Under 5′ so I guess its one more thing Kim Kuntrashians lies about, her height. In magazines shes listed as 5’2.
So, go back and look at the ad. How did they do it? All in platforms, yet Kim is much taller than kourtney and almost as tall as khloe. WTF? Some is depth, but the faces are the same size, as are the boobs and stuff, so I can only conclude they stretched and sized them? Awful!
Edit. Is this the shoot where she posed in lingerie with her hairdresser rumor dad? I betcha. I recognize the heavy makeup on khloe I think. Shop hell.
I don’t understand how knowing when you are ovulating can make anything less fun. All women should be well educated about their cycle. We are only fertile for a relatively short window of our cycle. Knowing this has helped countless women have unprotected sex while avoiding pregnancies for as many years as they want. (even decades!)
People call her the most likeable Kardashian but that isn’t really a compliment. It’s like choosing your favorite disease.
Yes, if given the choice between HPV, herpes and gonorrhea, I’d choose the latter since it’s curable. Kloë is like the gonorrhea of the Kardashians! LOL
Oh snap! That was gold 😆
Is it just me… in that first pic, doesn’t she look like Katie Holmes?
I agree. The photoshop here though is beyond the pale. This was recent. Kim has has her huge titties and khloe has the same new hair color, kourtney looks fuller, so did they shop her pregnancy away? The cover is so shopped, they made her sizes smaller and gave her a nose job!
Again, why have real people pose anymore? Wouldn’t CGI be just as honest?
How anyone can find anything close to ok about this woman is beyond me. I watched 15 minutes of her show once and was appalled.The family dynamic is so co dependent. These woman are adults. And they still can’t move on from their own family. Khloe is not attractive. She is photo shopped within an inch of her life.
Nice daughter of a narcissist. She would have fired a manager if she called her fat. But because mom”is so darn great”she gets a pass and a big amount of praise. What adult child watches how her own mother acts and thinks she is great. They all actually need years of therapy.I have never witnessed such a vile materialist family in my life. Nice religion.The religion of greed and self love. DISCUSTING
I f’ing love Khloe! I hate all things Kardislut but she, I love. There are times when she does the baby voice which is not her but otherwise she is my favorite and I still think she is the best looking not even that, I think she is a beautiful woman with great curves and a great attitude. Lamar and her crack me up and no matter how they “edit’ their show, those two love each other.
Khloe, this will come as a surprise to you, but I don’t want to know ONE SINGLE THING about your sex life. STFU up already. You are a bore, and your baby voice is grating beyond anything reasonable.
Without the music, scenery, and dramatic effects, you wouldn’t even have a show. What absolute drivel.
So, are they modeling the “hooker collection” in that underwear ad?
The one on the right always seems to appear like she is ANGRY. The color selection of the outfits is not appealing 😛 BLEH….
SO agree w/ #44 re Kris Jenner.
Sure doesn’t look like Khloe. I tore out this ad in one of my magazines and threw it away so I wouldn’t have to look at them. THIS is a Sears ad????
Khloe is really hot on the front cover of that magazine.
I may get tired of seeing her sister Kim pretty much on everything.
It is good to see someone else for a change.