Angelina Jolie dresses like a beachy Morticia for Galapagos family vacation

I have no idea why I didn’t get around to covering these photos yesterday, but hey, better late than never. These are pics of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and all of their kids (right? Do a head count) in the Galapagos Islands on April 23, Monday. The photo set included blurry shots of the family getting on a plane, which makes sense because I don’t even think the Family Jolie-Pitt is still in South America at this point. So these photos are days late… just enjoy.

Radar says that the Jolie-Pitts toured Santa Cruz Island, which are probably the photos on the little boat, I’m guessing. Random thoughts:

*I would love to know more about Angelina’s collection of sack dresses, because this woman has a sack for every occasion. I can’t make up mind as to whether a one-sleeved, gauzy black “Morticia At The Beach” sack-caftan is too dressy or too casual. Or is it just right? I can’t decide.

*When did Angelina become such a hat person? Bitch has changed! Nowadays she cares about her skin so much, she’s become all Nicole “I must wear a hat at all times outside!” Kidman.

*Isn’t it weird that Brad’s outfit looks exactly like a larger version of something Shiloh has already worn? Montengro Style is genetic.

*Love Brad’s track pants on the boat. Never seen a dude who can pull off white track pants, but Brad kind of makes it work.

*Angelina’s purse is fug. Brad’s messenger bag is the bomb.

*Empress Z looks like she’s been taking boat tours all her life, right? That’s because she has.

*Love Vivienne’s pink outfit. Ten bucks says that Zahara helps Angelina shop for Vivienne.

That’s about it. Just cute photos of a big family on vacation. The shots are so budget, I tend to think they were taken by some tourist and then sold to photo agencies.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. katie says:

    She may be a perfectly lovely woman, but her smugness makes it really hard to like her.

  2. gee says:

    I don’t love Angelina Jolie like most people, but I do love how she lets all of her kids pick their style. Shiloh is a tomboy and The Empress Z and Vivienne are such girly-girls. It’s sweet.

  3. sup says:

    she always wears this late 70′s baggy stuff, i hate baggy clothes damn today’s fashion :(

  4. mln76 says:

    Love them. They seem to be such a fun and crazy family.

  5. A.Y. says:

    Love the Jolie-Pitt family,they must be having a lot of fun! Angelina looked so stylish in her dress!

  6. bowers says:

    He looks like Miami Vice . . .

  7. Eve says:

    Ok, Kaiser, you didn’t analyze the first picture so I decided to:

    Those three guys wanted a picture with the Jolie-Pitts, the one responsible for taking the picture took long, Pitt became impatient and left (or he didn’t want to be photographed anyway). “Picture with a celeb” fail…eh, at least Jolie is looking at the camera.

  8. Adorable says:

    thanks- these are very cute pictures! I like Angelina’s caftan- she needs something semi-elegant for her new ring! She’s worn hats quite a bit over the years when not working. My favorite was a brown fedora in Italy in 2003 or 2004. She really seems to like being comfortable & I can totally relate- since becoming a mom, I choose comfort over fashion every time!

  9. tonina says:

    She reminds me of those asian women (esp. older women) around “asiatown” in southern california.
    They have huge visors on their heads, long forearm coverthings (with garish neon colors), and even umbrellas to protect them from the sun.

    This commentpost is not meant to be racist in any way. But this is a spectacle i don’t often see outside asiatowns.

    • tmbg says:

      Tans are almost taboo for Asian women. I read a lot of Japanese graphic novels and it’s amazing the stuff you pick up from them about their culture. You wouldn’t think so, but one of the titles was about a teen girl that tanned no matter what she did and she was looked down upon for it. She was actually ashamed to be tan!

      Then as I got more interested in Japanese culture and their beauty products, I realized that brands like Estee Lauder launch products over there with special whitening properties. I think I’d like to live there where I wouldn’t be laughed at for being pale!

      • wink GB says:

        Tans in Asian or African countries (or naturally at-the-end-of-the-darker-spectrum skin) are still viewed as signs that you work manually, out in the sun all day. Hence the snobby view of being pale.

        It was the same in Europe until Coco Chanel got burned on hols & developed a tan; thereafter the ‘San Trop Set’ went brown and eventually so did we all.

        Nowadays, Asian & African countries habitually sell skin whiteners (containing all sorts of hazardous chemicals) whilst Europeans self or real-tan….. go figure!

        Anyway, on the Angelina front, I think the outfit in a sun-deflecting white or nude would have been more sensible and would also have looked better, but each to their own. Designer beachwear often is black – presumably because it’s so slimming, even on a floaty kaftan! :-)

      • deserving says:

        well, European Colonialism doesn’t help that situation either.

        A LOT of Asian beauty companies cast a WHITE woman as their model and advertise on Asian countries.
        Isn’t this weird? They are selling their products in Asian countries with White women’s face(usually blue eyes with blonde hair, typical eastern european features)
        And Asian customers think those brands are some kind of sophisticated, luxurious brands only seeing those advertisements containing white woman. lol
        it’s not like Chanel or MAC brands that originated from White people.
        Asian beauty brands originated from Asian people are selling products puting white women’s faces.hahaha

    • Red Granny says:

      As a very fair skinned person, I can tell that hats are a MUST because you can put on sunscreen on your face and body, but you can´t put it on the parting of your hair.

      And by the way: No hate for Nicole, she is super fair, so she probably can handle only 5 minutes of sun exposure before her skin gets a sun burn.

    • Freya says:

      @deserving

      Asian beauty brands are NOT sold using European faces.
      I’ve lived in South East Asia and I visit there often. In their magazines local ladies advertise Asian brands and Europeans advertise western brands.

  10. Jennifer says:

    One big happy family. Did they take these paparazzi with them? Everything for sell.

  11. Dibba says:

    Anyone else notice him stepping on her “train” in first photo!

  12. lucy2 says:

    That is one strange beach outfit.

  13. MrsBarneyStinson says:

    Angelina’s hat is bugging the hell outta me! I don’t know why.

    • Red Granny says:

      As a very fair skinned person, I can tell that hats are a MUST because you can put on sunscreen on your face and body, but you can´t put it on the parting of your hair.

    • Karma says:

      It’s probably due to the proportions of the hat. It looks kinda bulbous on her head due to her hair being stuffed up there. It distorts the size and shape of her head. As well as, the normal aesthetics of head-to-body ratios.

      It’s like trying on those baseball hats with the high face/front. Women never look good with those high baseball hats and should look for the shorter version baseball hats. It’s all about scale.

      Though I do understand her reasons for protecting hair and skin from the windy island and hot sun.

  14. tmbg says:

    It’s an…interesting getup. Maybe she’s going for an Old Hollywood look?

  15. marie says:

    cute pics, but where is Maddox? I have to wear big hats and cover ups when I’m going to be outside for a while, my skin is pasty white and I’ll be as red as a lobster within 20-30 minutes..

  16. Zelda says:

    I actually dig when people wear big caftans outdoors. It’s practical and very old Hollywood.

    Reminds me of Elizabeth Taylor in the 60′s and 70′s. But Elizabeth would have worn a turban with that.

  17. Marjalane says:

    The kids always look cute; Brad and Angie, not so much. Brad’s hippie hair is kind of pathetic.

  18. Booka says:

    I like big hats like that in the sun. I don’t need wrinkled leather skin and that’s the way to go. Nice pics of the Jolie-Pitts.

  19. I.want.shoes says:

    Love her but hate the outfit! It’s the Galapagos Island, not some sort of fancy beach resort where you’ll be lounging by the pool with other stars, drink in hand. Angie needs some serious help with her casual look. I bet she is still wearing those boring beige, patent, peep-toe low wedges.

  20. olivia says:

    I can’t believe these two do not put life jackets on the kids.

  21. Shay Kay says:

    Do any of you wear billowing black, one armed, long cover ups to crawl around the beach and play in the sand with your children? I’m not snarking here but the pics on the Daily Mail were priceless and made “leg bombing” look graceful! I do think she was going for “old Hollywood glamour” but overlooked the fact that she would actually be trying to look graceful on the beach..in the real world…with children..and lots of sand…rather than on location with props, handlers, and photo ops..

    • tina says:

      The sad thing was she had no blankets or towels for the kids and let Viv sleep in the sand. yuck. I would never let my kid fall asleep on dirty sand where birds go to the bathroom, there are sand fleas, etc. Poor kid. They also had nothing there for the kids to play with but remembered to take an umbrella for Angie.
      Not what I would take to the beach to have fun with my kids. And never would i wear heels to the beach. lol.

      • Shay Kay says:

        Well to be fair I suppose the prop department should have taken care of the toys and when you get right down to it the costume design/stylist is responsible for the maxi. hehehe

      • sunmoonstars says:

        Tina, really? You’d think I’m the worst mother ever because I let my kid play in the sand, she sometimes eats it, she ate some of a bait shrimp the other day too. Kids need to get dirty and eat gross (non-poisonous) things on occasion so they learn not to do it. And it helps their immune system develop, so it’s really not so terrible. But my parenting style is “What did my grandparents do?” so I’m a bit old school :)

    • Karma says:

      Just because the photo framing doesn’t show the items brought for the kids, doesn’t mean it wasn’t there.

      See the photo on the 7th row with the corner of a yellow plastic crate. Well, scroll down to the 14th row and see the small mountain of items they brought to the beach.

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2134123/Brad-Pitt-Angelina-Jolie-brood-enjoy-blissful-family-time-Galapagos-Islands.html

      Seriously, who goes out with kids without being prepared for the activity and time alloted for the day trip? And why would you let your common sense be fooled by a photographer who wants the best, most uncluttered shots possible?

      I agree with Sunmoonstars about kids playing in the sand. It’s fun and even healthy to be exposed to sand/dirt.

  22. Grey Caftan says:

    This caftan looks to be a more summery (lighter weight material) version of the grey one she wore last year in Malta while Brad was filming WWZ. Yes, she like comfort- always has- kinda refreshing in the new designer outfit everyday world of Hollywood. They all look like they had a great time!

  23. Esmom says:

    Looks like Brad’s got tea in his takeout coffee cup! As a tea lover myself I got a kick out of seeing that, it’s sort of endearing to me.

  24. Seagulls says:

    I’m pretty much anti Anniston, Pitt, and Jolie (yes, I still click on them though, which is ridiculous, I know) and I love her outfit. The sun shunners end up so far ahead.

    Which of the kids are going to thrive from their peripatetic childhoods and which will have hated it?

  25. nancy xl says:

    she looks better covered up. she’s way to skinny for shorts, tanks or bathing suits. she seems to know this.

  26. Great Skin says:

    Like Angie, I’m very athletic, but have very fair skin. Even with sun screen, the sun reflects off the sand, I always get burned somehow- have you ever burned the part in your hair- OWWW. So, I probably look even more silly playing around on a beach than Angie (long, guazey skirt & top over my swim suit), but I get MANY, MANY compliments on my skin & my boyfriend thinks I look cute! I bet Brad thinks Angie looks cute, too!

  27. DeltaJuliet says:

    Poor gal can’t win. If she was wearing shorts and a tee everyone would be crapping on her scrawny legs. She covers up and she’s trying too hard.

    I like it (although if I wore it I would look like a whale). It’s airy and comfy for a boat ride.

  28. Dinah says:

    What the eff is wrong with these people? Six kids,on the ocean, from toddlers to elementary school age, and the life jackets are piled up neatly behind them? WTF? Morons.

  29. Ruddyzookeeper says:

    I guess I only noticed this because I’m a super protective mom when we’re on boats or in parking lots: I am so impressed by Brad’s hand on Viv’s shoulder as they exit the boat. Protective and aware of where his kids are even when he’s not looking. That’s a good dad.

    • DeltaJuliet says:

      I am a screaching freak of a mother in parking lots lol “Hold my hand!!! Hold my hand!!!! People can’t see you!!!” I am also a spaz by the water. Especially with my two year old. I have this irrational fear that he’ll fall or jump lol
      I sound like fun, don’t I? ;)

  30. PAgirl says:

    The first picture is hilarious–pic with famous person FAIL. And they’re definitely missing a boy in these pics, probably Maddox.

  31. barbi says:

    Shouldn’t they be wearing the life jackets? I’m sorry anything can happen and those kids need to be in them, not sitting next to them. Also Brad looks like someone from Miami Vice in that first picture. :-)

  32. Gossip Hound says:

    I saw these pics the other day, and the first thing I thought was “Nothing says I’m ready for the beach like a long black cover up and black hat!” So sick of her in black. I’m all for sun protection, but she and Bethenny Frankel need to ditch the dorky floppy sun hats. Angelina made going to the beach look depressing. How about some color? You can look elegant in something casual and colorful. I bet she had her nude pumps on underneath for sure.

    • Rhea says:

      I wear a lot of black for practical reason since my kids spilled a lot and in black it’s not really obvious.

      No worries about getting down dirty with the kids in dark color. :D And yes, I wear it even in the beach, same as my hubby we both prefer black or dark brown. Not holding it against other people who likes wearing colorful clothes because I believe everybody have a different taste.

      It’s just that black is our taste and more practical for us. Guess both of us make going to the beach depressing too for you.

      • Gossip Hound says:

        ok, the hat looks better on jolie than frankel. and I didn’t mean to insult anyone who wears black to the beach! I live in a really crappy, cold climate so I try to surround myself with light colors–for real. Everything in my house is white or a light color. I almost never wear black!

      • Rhea says:

        It does make sense if you live in a colder area for trying to brighten up. ;) I understand your reason now for liking clothes in color. Sorry if I sounded defensive.

        Come to think of it, me and hubby grew up and stayed in a tropical place for a long time so maybe that’s way we both love dark color clothes??

    • tina says:

      yes, she did indeed have those shoes on. You can see them in one of the pics where she has a drink in her hand.

  33. Jeannified says:

    In the zoomed in picture of Brad holding his coffee cup, he looks like a young Gregg Allman, back in Gregg’s glory days (as far as Gregg’s “looks” glory days!)

  34. Marisa says:

    If anyone can look elegant in a sack for all occasions, it’s Angelina.

  35. nikzilla37 says:

    I was so hoping she’d rip off the sack to unveil a black one-piece swim suit.

  36. lila says:

    Totally picturing one tan arm, one white one. The beach is not the best place for asymmetry.

    • pwal says:

      Ummm… given that in the actual beach pictures, Angelina had a very large beach umbrella, it’s safe to say that one tanned/one pale shoulder wasn’t her goal.

      And again, referencing the actual beach pictures, you can tell that some of the JPs wanted to stay on the beach while others ventured into the water. The clue? Some of them were wearing wetsuits and others weren’t. Since Brad was the parent wearing the wetsuit, and carrying the wetsuited Empress in the water and keeping a watchful eye on his eldest sons in the water, I would assume that Brad wanted to get in the water.

      Versus Vivi taking a nap, or Shiloh making drawings in the sand, neither wearing wetsuits, it was perfectly fine for Angelina to wear a caftan. And since she didn’t seem to care if sand would get all over her black caftan, then it’s all good.

      …didn’t forget Knox. While he was wearing a wetsuit, he hung out with Mom and his sisters. Maybe he was waiting until Zee had her fill of being carried around by Brad or he changed his mind about getting in the water. It happens, folks. You can do whatever you want on a beach, as long as it’s lawful. As far as I know, no one wore anything that violated any sort of statutes.

      • Jackie says:

        Wow you are kinda scary with your absolute attention to detail with this family…you do realise you will never be their friend right? I’m sorry but if freaks me out when people take their stan-dom too far. It’s not just you but it was your comment in particular that got to me. The way you and others (fans/haters whatever) invest so much time and detail into every single public offering available by this family is damn creepy
        In fact, the constant speculation on six children, yes children, whether it’s their personalities, imaginary conversations made up from posters, or projecting your theories on who they are is just sick.
        Go for your life on adult celebrities, over zealously defend your idols and argue with others on those you dislike but FFS quit it with the kids. The obsessiveness on these children is beyond my comprehension. I dont understand why people are so eager to lap up any morsel or detail of what the children are up to. And this website is just as bad as any other. You don’t KNOW these kids so why are you shortening their names or acting like you’re a family friend?
        Of course the real blame goes back to these type of kids parents for giving you all more to talk about. Angelina, brad, Katie, Tom and the rest know exactly how to play you! They are no better than leann rimes famewhoring her “bonus boys”. Photo op here, photo op there and heypresto, whole posts are dedicated to their clothes, their relationship with their siblings and the rest. Its disgusting!
        They’re are plenty of other stars who have children that we never hear from. So it’s more than possible to keep celeb kids out of the spotlight and away from grown adults to talk about. But these famewhore parents, who feel the need to overshare are just as evil as you all for becoming so involved.
        Children should be off limits. Like I said, enough with imagining their conversations. And if you can’t understand or see what I’m trying to say you need help.
        Funnily enough it’s no different how pageant moms parade their kids for public spectacle. The JP’s are just as bad, if not worse because they act above it all. They’re not and I feel so sorry for those six kids. Yeah they get to see the world but at what price. Having their childhoods on display for adults of all ages to not only discuss but argue with each other over doesn’t seem a fair trade to me.
        But maybe think back to your own childhood. How would you feel, being five, having your personality splashed across tabloid papers and then growing up knowing everyone “thinks” they know you.
        No wonder so many celeb kids grow up with a screwed view to the world. Get help

  37. LittleDeadGirl says:

    I don’t mind her sac outfit but black is such a weird color to wear at the beach. I wear dark clothes all year around but when summer comes and I’m outside … I dunno … I can’t wear black. It makes me cringe to look at her.

  38. blonde on the dock says:

    She looks effing ridiculous! Seriously who goes to the beach with your kids wearing the next best thing to a burka and a $5000.00 purse? There is such a thing as sun screen plus a little vitamin D is good for you. LMAO

  39. Gene Parmesan says:

    Kaiser you are Fucking awesome!!

  40. serena says:

    Angelina’s sack dress and all the talk about it make me laugh (positevely), it’s definitely kind of cute and funny.

  41. Kara Ann says:

    Two thoughts come to mind:

    1. Daywalker

    2. I wonder which limb will get the nod at Cannes?

  42. Reece says:

    Am I the only one staring at the crew and giggling at their WTF faces?

  43. Nanz01 says:

    Love the Jolie beach look. I get sun poisoning and am extremely fair skinned. I would totally rock that outit on the beach if I could get away with it. I’d feel like a civilian trying to be a glamourous movie star, as opposed to a glamourous movie star just being herself. =)

  44. ladybert62 says:

    Trampie’s clothes choices are down right bizarre.

    • Rhea says:

      So it’s better if she’s wearing itsy bitsy bikini in front of her kids showing her breast, her butt like Courtney Stodden and giving people another chance to commenting on how she is so pale and scary skinny plus looking like a tramp??

  45. manly says:

    lol you just can not afford that YSL purse.

  46. original kate says:

    the hat is fine. i have one just like that for when i am outside in the summer. actually mine is even more “grey gardens’ because it ties under my chin with ribbons.

    god, i’m a nerd.

  47. lower-case deb says:

    regarding black vs. white clothing, maybe she read these and believed in them.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6342191/Dark-clothing-not-Hawaiian-tops-best-for-sun-protection-say-scientists.html

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_white_clothing_keep_you_cool
    http://www.physicsforums.com/archive/index.php/t-65287.html (a longer version with more physics/biology mumbo-jumbo… not the writer’s fault, just me and low science absorption rate)

    “If your clothing is tight, then its better if it is white, If your clothing is loose fitting then its better if it is black”

  48. mymy says:

    This outfit would be fine at a evening pool party. But on a trip to the beach with children in the day. Nope.
    She takes herself and her outings far to seriously. She is always on. Looking for that shot that proves she different. Personality 4w3.Define themselves as how different they are. She can’t help it.How hpw about some tan capri’s and a long sleeve billowing shirt. Some flip flops and 60 sunblock on the exposed parts.
    She could then engage with some play time at the water’s edge. Throw a Frisbee,and make sand castles. The kids deserve some of the day being kid centered

  49. Nev says:

    white Adidas is da bomb.

    work Bradley.

  50. waq says:

    She used to so sexy. She’s only 36 but she dresses like a grandma. It wasn’t always like this. There are pictures of her and Maddox from a few years ago when she was wearing a bikini on the beach. She seemed more carefree back then. There were also pictures of her wearing short shorts and a bikini top. Proof that she did not always dress like a Dynasty character in beachwear:

    http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/angelina_jolie/img/beach02g.jpg

    http://yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/angelina_jolie_maddox_beach_2.jpg

  51. spinner says:

    I’m just thankful that she’s covered up.

  52. mln76 says:

    Here’s what I’ve learned from all the malicious comments today.

    Angelina wears black therefore she hates her children.

    Loving mothers must,must,must wear bathing suits when they board planes.

  53. Eener says:

    Love the dress, want it for my hols, although the one armed tan is a bit of a dilemma. Love the photo of Emp. Z being escorted off the boat, she’s done it all in her past life for sure!

  54. Janet says:

    Gotta love the tabloids.

    OK’s cover story is week is Angie and Brad having a huge fight just one week after the engagement, about :drumroll: whether or not to invite Aniston to the wedding.

  55. Mimi says:

    Her face looks like Michael Jackson’s circa the 90s. It’s almost starting the melt and it’s a shame because she is a beautiful woman.

    The other thig is the bag that does not belong in a beach outing with your kids.

    She doesn’t seem down to earth with a fancy bag.

  56. debby says:

    They are adorable family. I agree in most of the things you said but I like her purse and she has been wearing the type of hat forever even in some mickey D outings. I don’t like her out fit but it is her and her thing. Brad looks hot. viv is cutie pie so her dress . I also like z’s white dress.

  57. ugh says:

    Just absolutely no clue..she would drown one of those kids if they fell in/off and she was closest for the save with all that stupid material. And if one went rogue forget her chasing them down it that get up! It makes me tired just thinking about trying to keep that crap out of the way and in place hopping on and off boats and chasing kids in it. Give that woman some capris if she is allergic to the sun! PuLEaze!

  58. Amy says:

    Considering that I am about as pale as Nicole Kidman–knocking her for wearing hats when she is outside is unfair. We burn after about ten minutes to sun exposure–I think it only takes 15 minutes to get a sunburn. People used to make fun of me because I am religious with the sunscreen in the summer (which unfortunately makes my skin break out because of my super sensitive skin) and I always try to sit in the shade when I can. I’d rather look slightly ridiculous with a hat then deal with a sunburn. Angelina probably feels the same.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      I understand where you are coming from. I’m a lot darker than you are but not super dark – Ashley Judd colored, I guess

      I burn with SPF 100 if I forget to reapply. I also grew up in SoCal so I lay out even if it is with a hat, sunglasses and an umbrella (I stick my legs out).

      What makes me make fun of this outfit is the shoulder. That thing is going to burn. If she really was just worried about skin care she would cover it all up.

      My hat allegedly has SPF. I’m not sure if it’s true.

  59. samira677 says:

    It’s a toss-up if this Angelina hate, fake rage is lol or insane. It’s absolutely ridiculous to call her outfit glamorous, inappropriate, etc. She’s wearing a coverup and hat. How in the world is that odd? Plenty of women wear hats and long clothing so they don’t burn. I don’t know why people are pretending that they only go to this site. All of the other websites have plenty of pictures of Angelina playing with the kids so I don’t know why people are claiming she ignored them.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      I really only go on this site because TMZ has gone totally down hill. I also ignore the kids because frankly I don’t care. I just care about the clothes and this is just odd.

      One shoulder in the sun – even SPF 100 lets rays in. She will get a silly suntan or worse burn. I’ve burned with SPF 100.

  60. Floridaseaturtle says:

    I love big floppy hats. They are kind of common here in the south, but more so out in HW, where anything goes. Ironic things is, most people have to have a little confidence to wear one, because it can look great, just good, or one inch away from complete dork. I am comforted that (IMO), Angelina simply looks ‘good’ in hers. Being as beautiful as she is, makes her seem human to me. I am going to buy a floppy hat now…that is probably all the permission I needed to go out on a limb…lol.

  61. CC says:

    Oooh, more pics to hate on Angelina. Last week it was to say how ugly her ring is and today it’s to make fun of her clothes. She’s beautiful, talented, and wealthy and I can’t believe I kinda feel bad for. But then I realized she probably doesn’t give a rats ass about catty comments about her.

  62. mummy says:

    Is one shoulder immune to cancer while the other is not? What a crazy getup that has less to do with sun than a way to hide a skinny body.

  63. ZenB!tch says:

    I never realized how much Angelina Jolie resembles Oksana. That is not a compliment. The hat needs to go.

    I think they all look ridiculous on land. Brad should have kept the tracksuit on. It *is* a little A-Rod but it’s better than that fugly beige suit.

  64. CHRISTIAN_GIRL says:

    She and her family went on vacation. She has given interviews, stating she is not a fan of water, her family is however, so they can indulge and she can dress how she chooses and stay out of the water.

    They went on a snow trip before too and she states she is not a fan of snow, but her family is, so she indulges that too.

    She dresses like this on the beach or wherever. Silly to think she wants to hide her body. She could have stayed back at the villa, not gone to an island at all, but any number of places
    to vacation. She has nothing to hide. The man with her has SEEN all parts of her body and seems to want to stick with it.

    She certainly could gather some interest in working on her body and chooses not to do that either. Makes me think she likes the way she is and more people should be able to say and do the same. Instead of trying to guilt and shame her into submission, I will applaud her bravery to tell the world SHE WON’T BE BROKEN.

    Talk all you want, and the next time you see her, she will still be the same. The defiant one is not ruled by bullies on the internet, or Hollywood types trying to control her. She will do Angie and everyone else can take a crack at her, but she still is not listening. Seems a certain so called comedianne could not get a response from her either. Respect her game. She runs that.

    Her family history is plagued by cancer and she may want to break the mold. That is wise of her. So, she can wear a black dress and hat on any beach when she wants. She can go nude behind 4 walls, She can marry her man, She can ignore us all, She can adopt and give birth again, She can raise her kids, She can go on missions whenever and however she wants and she is NOT asking for your permission or approval. You don’t get to run her life and that’s how it should be. All these years of hitting that brick wall has not slowed down the hate for her and she STILL could care less. She is wise beyond her years.

  65. sarahtonin says:

    Brad looks like Hannibal Lecter at the end of Silence Of The Lambs in that linen suit. I’m devo he’s not wearing a Panama hat, but I’m sure it detracted from Flange’s floppy one and she hissed at him to take it off. It was the only one big enough to go with that potato sack and if she doesn’t wear that, we’ll all know she’s still starving herself. Like we don’t know.

  66. Mara says:

    She is free to wear what she like ,i really like her style very simple but let’s be serious with that face she can wear anything and still be beautiful .

  67. trish says:

    I can’t see the fuss about those two, the are nothing now compared to what they were before they got together. They seem to have lost their glamour and appeal. Brad looks way too old and he is looking very jaded on the trips with the family. Angie tends to dress in clothes more suited to a much older woman. They might be happy, but they look worn out. He used to be hot, but that is long gone now.

  68. blenheim says:

    I think I may be alone on this but I well and truly don’t get the obsession with Brad and Angelina. IMO they became uninteresting as soon as they hooked up. I think they cancel each other out. I mean you can only root for them if you go for the picture perfect, Mr and Mrs Gorgeous Ken and Barbie cheesy fairy-story anyway. I just can’t with her and Brad lost it for me when he became Mr Angelina.