Guess which crackhead was late for her first day of work in years? Yep. Pretty much. These are photos of Lindsay Lohan on the set of Glee yesterday. Looking like the very picture of modern grace and class, puffing on a cigarette, unable to close her crack mouth, puffy from the previous night’s “activities.”
Anyway, actress Dot Marie Jones (Coach Beiste on Glee) tweeted yesterday, “Gonna be a long day!! Some ppl show up late and just throw a wrench in things. Not cool! I’d rather be an hour early (I was) than 5 minutes late!” Sooooo cryptic! Who ever would DARE show up late to a job? Especially when it’s a job you’ve begged and crack-bargained for? Yes, TMZ confirmed that Jones had been tweeting about Lindsay. Of course, Team Crack also got TMZ to note that director Eric Stoltz (!!!) was telling people that Lindsay was “very professional… We’re told she nailed her lines and was very polite to cast and crew.” Words we shouldn’t use around The Cracken: “professional” and “nailed”. And “lines.”
As for Lindsay’s lateness and what it says about her… look, I’m one of those people, like Dot Marie Jones, who would rather show up extremely early than even one minute late. Showing up on time is one of my most OCD features. I get a stomach ache if I’m late. So I’m probably not the person to sit in judgment of the Cracken on this – we are worlds apart on this issue. But I just think it’s so ridiculously typical that after all of the crack-whining and crack-denials and crack-campaigns, that after all of that, Lindsay is still acting like such a crackhead diva. ON HER FIRST DAY.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
I was so surprised reading this! Lindsay Lohan is the most professional actor out there, and she is taking her comeback very seriously. I had never seen anyone try harder than Lindsay to prove everybody wrong.
*Extreme Snort and eyeroll*.
Yup! Sounds like she is certainly on her way to a comeback…..NOT!!!
the only thing Lindsay has going for her is that she’s still young. if she was 10 years older, she wouldn’t even get the chance. she is an absolute train wreck with such a distorted sense of herself and reality. her future will not show brightly. she is a fading star that is given opportunity because the sharks in hollywood want ratings even off this puffy faced snorting inhaler. I’m so sick of her and her extensions and botox at freaking 24 years old!!! how could a child of her age be so mileaged???
This just in! Kim K and LaLohan will be seated at the same table Saturday night at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner … TMZ has learned.
“Kim and Lindsay were both invited by Fox News Channel and they will be face-to-face at the table … sources planning the event tell TMZ.”
Oh the possibilities of that situation, oh the eagerness to watch them eye each other, or even trash talk over each other. And is Kanye going to be Kim’s date?
Why would they trash talk each other? I’m not a fan of either, but Lindsay attended Kim’s wedding. Remember the slutty white dress and the first glimpse at puffy-faced-LiLo? I think they’re friends.
1 – It’s Hollywood, they’re not friends, they’re frennemies
2- Lindsay is a drug addict, no telling for her reaction at any given time. News and details had already gotten out on her disgusting behavior on the Glee set, with many confirmations from on-set actors and crew. IF being professional to save her livelihood does not matter, being “friends” is not going to much either.
Well, DUH!!!!!
Words we shouldn’t use around The Cracken: “professional” and “nailed”. And “lines.”
Absolutely disagree Kaiser: Lindsay Lohan has been professionally nailing lines for over a decade now.
Powder lines, but lines nonetheless.
Damn it you beat me to it
Oh man, I don’t know if Kaiser had left it there on purpose, but I really could not resist picking it up!
What where we be without her?She is just a hot mess.
Good one. I’ll expand on that. She is a cracken who gets professionally nailed while snorting her lines.
Nice!
How about she is constantly Nailed in any Professional Line-up?
How bout, she’s a professional at getting nailed in her line of escort servicing (oops I meant work).
Because of her “talent”, the Cracken has a long line of professionals waiting to nail her.
I could do this all day.
She has always been quite the professional when getting nailed in exchange for lines.
I so love doing this all day!… Cracking at the cracken’s expense of course, not the getting nailed for some powder!
Amazeballs! Lurve it.
Lindsay Lohan is always in line to be nailed for professional opportunities.
I promise, it’s the last one!
I’m not surprised AT ALL to hear this. In all seriousness, I’m 150% convinced Lilo is a sociopath!
Lindsay really does not care AT ALL that she’s late for a job, or that she’s messing up anyone else’s schedule. Lindsay is not grateful ONE IOTA that she has a job. She feels she’s “entitled,” that she’s “better than” everyone else. If anything, she most likely feels that the cast & staff of Glee need to work around HER SCHEDULE! Yes, I truly believe this.
I cannot wait until she plays all kinds of hell w/the cast & staff of the Liz Taylor biopic. Maybe it will finally seal her fate….maybe it will be the final nail in the coffin of what is her profession……just wishful thinking, huh?
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She seriously reminds me of that episode of House where the woman was a literal psychopath and had no empathy and was unable to feel anything.
I bet this makes Lifetime feel all sorts of confident about signing Lindsay on to do Liz and Dick.
*Setting up the cracktini bar*
One please!
Lifetime is apparently using some crack themselves to sign LL in the first place.
It is a win-win for Lifetime. It could be a train wreck of a movie and people are still going to tune in. I wish people would stop taking this role so seriously. It is Lifetime after all.
I’d like a double please. I doubt Lifetime EVER felt confident about signing-on Blohan; but after she gave all those beejs, they probably felt guilted into it! 😀
Cumon Lifetime isn’t looking for talent anymore, they’re looking for names. Why else would crackie get a movie and J Love get a series.
2 olives in mine, please.
I’m on-time OCD, too. But beyond my own time-management-life-control issues, I think it is beyond rude to make someone wait for you (as a habit, I mean. Things come up and people are late for reasons beyond their control, that I understand).
Anyway, didn’t she threaten to sue Glee at one time? Now she’s working on their show? What a loser.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Well I think “professional”, “nailed” & “lines” should be used with the Cracken, it may not be how we interpret them, let’s not forget who she is this IS the CRACKEN she who gets “nailed” “professionally” FOR her “lines”
The entitlement that this one suffers from is just absolutely amazing.
Comebacks don’t just happen because someone lets her “come back” to the bathroom and pleasure them for a chance.
So many hard working individuals…Lindsay has talent, but with all of the layers of bullshit, cigarette smoke and self importance self tanner, she has forgotten what “work ethic” is, how to be grateful and GRACIOUS that people even still use her for RATINGS at this point, which is all that the producers are going for at this point.
Everyone watches to see what a train wreck she is..probably betting on it!
Sorry, I don’t believe she ever had talent.
Waaaay, waaaaay back in the beginning she showed tremendous talent for being a comedic actress. Her face showed range, and expression…she was cute as a button and really worked hard.
Ha ha…to bad she was 12!!!
Whhaaaaat? Shocking!
I don’t get TMZ…they seem to excuse all of her behavior and then gleefully report on her downfalls. They’ve been attacking Rosie for saying the truth and the website enables her. They are such cretins.
Kaiser, you can TOTALLY sit in judgement!
The rule on a film set is- if you’re on time, you’re late. EVERYONE on set knows that showing up on time means showing up at least 15 minutes before your call-time.
LL knows this shit and doesn’t give a damn. Because she’s a self-entitled narcissist. So judge on, happily!
Her brain is so drug and booze-addled, she’s probably forgotten that rule.
No excuse for that, we all know she is capable of stealing a watch.
LOL Brin.
😀
Awesome 😀
When you have that many people waiting to start work on a 12+ hour day, you ARE NOT LATE.
If they weren’t using her for ratings, they should have said sorry, and shut the door in her face.
Wait… what?
“When you have that many people waiting to start work on a 12+ hour day, you ARE NOT LATE.”
I’m sorry I don’t get it (?)
I think lucy2 meant that being late is not an option when there are that many people involved.
Hunter, I think Lucy2 means that being late under those circumstances should be unthinkable.
and I agree.
You’re not late…you’re fired. Which is the attitude I would have taken. I hope Lifetime put a non tardiness clause in her contract.
Ah! Well yes that makes sense (thanks!)
Sorry, that was what I meant – you do not be late!
Just set up a crack buffet. She’ll be there before the studio opens. Problem solved.
I’m one of those early birds too, Kaiser. I hate it when ppl show up late to things. I don’t expect everyone to be early like me, but it shows great selfishness and a lack of professionalism when someone shows up late to a job, any job – the more so when things can’t start without everyone there.
Not really surprised, though.
I have ADHD and take medication for it. People with ADHD are supposedly notorious for being late. Yet the worst I’ve ever done is show up on time but more often than not I show up early. I used to be a bartender and a waitress and showing up early to relieve someone was the right thing to do. It showed them that I understood their time was/is valuable.
In the case of the Cracken she has proven time and time again that she cares little for other people. In her world, the world begins when ahe says so.
Entitlement is eating her alive, there is no doubt of that.
Oh c’mon, you guys. Poor Lindsay Lohan gets picked on because she’s a STAR! and people are just jealous. She is RECOVERED* and a CHANGED** little girl***!
*she’s not
**she hasn’t
***she’s closer to 30 than to being a “little girl.”
WTF!
Why is this bitch given 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th chances? She has been unprofessional for years and wastes people’s time and money. She’s not a box office attraction, which would compensate for her bad behavior because Hollywood forgives almost anything if you’re a moneymaker for them. Apart from her trainwreck notoriety, does she bring anything of merit to any collaboration? The Parent Trap and Mean Girls was a long time ago.
So sick of this entitled ‘delusionist’. She’s lost her looks, so she can’t use the unfair advantage of beauty to give her a free pass anymore. Therefore, she must be giving it up on the casting couch to get roles. Why anyone would want to get near her STD mouth and cooch is beyond my comprehension.
Hardworking people have been fired for much less and don’t get her kind of opportunities. SMDH.
One more reason why i’m glad i stopped watching this show; scraping up the dross for ratings pathetic; but it would be fun to be the fly on the wall when Cracken and Lea michele have a scene together – wonder if cracken would offer lea some bolivian marching powder to loosen miss princess up and help her get over her stuck on herself bitchiness. Priceless should it occur.
She was polite and friendly with the cast…of course she was because she thinks she is better than them and likely thinks that they idolize her and her amazing career…(insert eyeroll here)
poor work ethic… good note to parents out there of young children… teach them well to be respectful of everyone’s time, be polite…and when you take any job, do your best. show up early and be the last to leave. it begins when they’re small so they grow up only knowing this sort of behaviour. My sister raised her children who are now amazing, well rewarded employees due to perfect job performance…my brother has horrible, unemployed brat adults…. which kids do you think were given everything and not made to do chores…?
Move that time card! I’m Lindsay Lohan!
Ha! Good one!
LOL! 😀
You would not believe the profanity rollin’ around in my head that I would like to use to show my feelings about this delusional twit…but, I won’t. Why does she feel like the world revolves around her?! I’m here to tell her, IT DOESN’T. Does ANYBODY ever give this speed-bump a reality check?! Ol’ girl ain’t had a job “acting” (I use the term loosely),in years, she SHOULD be grateful. But, noooo, she feels it’s owed to her. Congrats, Lifetime, for choosing a true professional to play Liz……
LILO late for work & Leann in bikinis! Oh the fun we have on CB
Could no one think of a better name than Liz & Dick? I mean, the fact that Lindsay’s involved there are just too many jokes to go around.
Like “Linds & the dicks”.
Or “Lez and Dick” (Michael K.)
Shocker!
I have to say, I’m glad there’s so many Cracken Blohan stories on CB today, because Octo-loon stories have just got me down.
So thank you, ladies, for the laughs.
Maybe getting a spot on glee was their ‘settlement’ for the lawsuit drama she was insisting on awhile back
But did she run anyone down with her car? Shove them and scream obscenities? Steal their furs or jewelry? No? Well then probably a pretty good effort on the Hohan’s part – a girl can only try so hard people! 😉
***Mornin Ladies***
**waves**
My take-
The only reason Lilo got this job on Glee was to avoid a lawsuit when they used her name on a previous show so they gave her a part to shut her mother up.
I had a hard time with the Lifetime gig but I think I figured it out. Anyone notice, we haven’t heard to much out of Dina. She has been living under Mr. Sharenow desk preforming services in return for Lilo getting the part.
As for the White house dinner….OMFG! I can’t wait cuz you know that bitch is going to F’up in some way. I can see Lilo running out of the gates with an arm full of goodies with the secret service chasing her down. LOL!
They showed Lindsay this morning giving a retort back to Rosie when she was asked somewhere. Her teeth were big and fake. Add those teeth to cheek implants to duck lips to fillers, ugh.
Lateness is nothing but rudeness. It says that you think you and your time are more important than anyone else’s time. I can not abide people who are chronically late. There is NO such thing as fashionably late.
Read the E! News story She was worse than TMZ let on
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“Lindsay was a total nightmare yesterday,” says one (clearly less than thrilled) source on the Glee set. “She was three hours late in the morning, and when she did finally arrive, she just didn’t want to be there. She did not want to work. She had not memorized her lines, and she kept disappearing so no one could find her.”
Apparently, the Glee production people had to send a car to get her at the Chateau Marmont.
I’m not surprised. Blohan probably thinks this kind of work is beneath her.
But she’ll keep getting just enough work to keep her and her useless family afloat.
So no one could find her? Hmmm, that’s not suspicious at all. Kind of like how she kept disappearing into her room at her “FINALLY got my sorry ass off probation” party??
The only one I ever heard who stood up to this twit was the gentleman (and my hero) who refused to admit her into the morgue when she was late for her first day of CS. She needs more of that in her life. Read where her and Kim K are sitting at the same table at the WH dinner. Here’s hoping that she puts the moves on Kanye and Kim slaps the filler out of her. :}
Shocking!
When does the Lifetime thing start shooting?
I’m excited and impatient.
You know,
I don’t mean to nit pick. And this is not about LL. I don’t even want to vilify the writer, because she is certainly not the only one to say this. But OCD is NOT a cute way to say hyper neat and organized. It is a disease that causes people to live with seriously dangerous habits and oppressive anxiety. On top of which it is often used to pat ones self on the back as in; I am TOTALLY OCD about how neat, organized, on time I am” etc. I am willing to bet that folks who have to live with the disorder would probably trade with you if you like. Its not a huge deal, but it diminishes someones pain. Its like misuse of the word rape or anything else. I think this every time I hear or see this in print. I decided to point it out.
She’s an ashtray!
She has screwed up so much that she just can’t be taken seriously. She is trying to get back in the business, but she obviously doesn’t have the maturity to deal with it. It would do her some good to just back off, and maybe she might have a chance of turning out okay. I kinda want to hate her, but I can’t because I just feel sick for her.
WAIT… Liz was notorious for arriving late. Maybe she got her roles mixed up? Right!
Take a look at the photo of Miz Crackie on Dlisted. She is on the set of Glee and looks hungover, wasted and used up.
LOSER