Tanning mom calls Snooki “biggest a-hole in the world,” thinks US is at war with Cuba

Kristen Wiig did an impression of tanning mom Patricia Krentcil on Saturday’s Weekend Update on SNL. (Video above.) It was pretty good in terms of dialogue and costuming, but Wiig didn’t act drunk enough. Krentcil has been videotaped a couple times with some words of wisdom for her haters, and she comes across like an alcoholic who is able to be blotto most of the day and still sort-of function. With just some more voice practice Wiig could have nailed the character.

Well Krentcil loved Wiig’s impression, and said she thought it was funny, probably because Wiig acted like a wacky tanning-lover instead of an addled basket case. Tanning mom told The NY PostIt was well done. The whole thing was hysterical.” Then she tried to add something about how we’re humpback geeks for paying attention to her when there are wars on, but she failed. “If you think about it for a second, Iraq and Cuba we’re involved in now, but they care that I tan.”

As for Snooki’s offand comment about her, “that bitch is crazy,” Krentcil didn’t acknowledge the obvious and responded by calling Snooki the “biggest a**hole in the world.” Snooki was just responding to the story that Krentcil put her six year-old daughter into a tanning bed, which Krentcil denies. This story comes with new footage of this woman, below.

More tan-on-tan aggression — this time it’s “Tanning Mom” firing back at Snooki … claiming the reality star is “the biggest asshole in the world” for criticizing her life decisions.

Patricia Krentcil — who’s been under fire for allegedly taking her 5-year-old daughter to a tanning salon — was out in New Jersey yesterday … when someone asked about the comments Snooki recently made to “Extra” — “that bitch is crazy.”

Tanning Mom shot back … saying, “She’s the biggest asshole in the world. She’s fake, she’s fat, her tits are fake, she’s disgusting.”

Yet, after all that … she continued, “When this is all said and done, I’d like to meet up with ‘Snoopy’.”

Yes, she called her Snoopy … and she probably owes Charles Schultz an apology.

[From TMZ via Evil Beet]

I don’t have a lot to say about this lady except that I’m glad her husband seemed relatively sober in the one interview I saw with him. Someone needs to watch her kids, since she doesn’t seem capable of doing it. I get why a teacher called CPS on her if this is how she appears and acts on any given day. It’s not about the leather face so much as the fact that she seems really wasted.

Look at this woman’s nails, they’re like talons. Are those real?

Photo credit: Dan Callister, PacificCoastNews.com

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  1. gg says:

    Sing it, Dr. Zaius!

    And your daughter needs a larger size of pants.

  2. grabbyhands says:

    I’m her age and she looks like my grandmother. No wait, my grandmother looked better than her.

    Also, when did we go to war with Cuba? Did I miss something?

  3. nikzilla37 says:

    That woman has a husband??? OMG.

  4. Cleveland Girl says:

    I was actually really disappointed in Kristens portrayal of this psycho. It seemed very rushed and unstudied.

  5. marie says:

    she is proof that too much tanning fries your brain..

  6. mary simon says:

    tanning mom is scary.

  7. stephanie says:

    you know, I feel kind of bad for this woman. It’s pretty clear she has a lot of mental problems, and she’s being made the butt of a national joke. All this negative press can’t be good for her kids or her family either.

  8. konspiracytheory says:

    CB, *please* consider talking down the photo of the little girl. She doesn’t deserve to have her picture up on a gossip site (an awesome gossip site, but still…).

  9. Red Granny says:

    Stop doing posts on people who are NO CELEBRITIES. We already have Kim, LeAnn, Tiara-Dancing-Moms and other Z listers, we don´t need any more.

  10. Marianne says:

    Someone is looking for her 15 min of fame.

  11. brin says:

    When she said “Well done”, I thought she was talking about her skin.

  12. Chatcat says:

    Really this child (or any other children) need to be taken from this couple immediately! I feel like a bully when I read or write on any blog that covers this woman! It’s sick and it’s sad really.

  13. Rhiley says:

    Wow, whoever though Snooki would be a voice of reason. This woman makes me sick to my stomach and I really really really hope the Today Show stays away from her. They love a good crazy, though: Kate Gosselin,Octomom, that Dugger chick. I am sure they are looking to add this one to their 8:40 am lineup.

  14. The Orginal Orginal says:

    I notice that tanning mom’s skin matches her daughter’s hair.

  15. mel says:

    And once again so proud to be an American…..war with Cuba…OMFG

  16. Meanchick says:

    Where is her top lip? Did it fall off after too may hours under the french fry lights?

  17. lisa says:

    I kind of like the top she is wearing..

    But gosh.. I never understood why people need to tan. It has aged her I guess because I have never seen her before. But the tan is horrible, but she is doing some weird thing to her lips too. The lipstick color or something.

    I’m in the minority. I don’t think she put the child in the tanning bed. But she is the mother and is setting a bad example to her daughter that this is what normal people do and look like.

    • fabgrrl says:

      I don’t think she put the kid in a tanning bed either. The kid got a bad sunburn, which, well, it happens. The girl looks to be a ginger, so probably burns easily. Plus, I doubt this woman has a bottle of sunblock laying around the house.

      The girl probably thinks it’s cool to be as orange as possible, just like Mom, and bragged to her friends at school about her “trip to the tanning salon”. A teacher, or someone, overheard and took one look at the mom, and called CPS.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        I had my first non-mixed-ethnicity child with my husband almost 3 years ago. I use Aveeno Baby SPF 55 on him, just like I used on the older two.

        I don’t want ANY of my kids to end up with skin cancer, and it runs in our family on my mother’s side.

  18. TXCinderella says:

    Wonder how long it will take TLC to come calling. She definitely fits the bill for Strange Addictions. Maybe Dr. Drew will take her on.

  19. Me says:

    I’m kind of shocked someone had sex with her.

  20. Marie says:

    I got a cousin up in Jersey that is like this woman’s twin. Drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney, abuses drugs, tans…with the frosted lipstick. I mean when I hear her talk I get chills because the two are one in the same. She has so many problems because she is not sober and luckily for her kids she hasn’t made national news. Tanning moms children don’t deserve to have their picture on these sites, they’re innocent victims with awful parents. I really hope they grow up ok.

  21. some bitch says:

    I think you need to be wasted 24/7 to think that looking like the colour of a rotting banana is a good look.

  22. Lia says:

    I think someone would have better luck reasoning with a chimp than with this ridiculous shoe…. um, I mean, woman.

  23. Hayley says:

    What’s up with the baby bow in her hair? Like a “Baby Jane” thing going on. She’s scary.

  24. Stacia says:

    Hey look Jersey Shore ‘actors’.. this is what happens with too much G.T.L.

    She looks like the kid’s grandma…DAYUMM!

  25. ZenB!tch says:

    Those are Joisey nails. Watch Jerseylicious and look for Tracy. Her’s are the best/worst nails I have ever seen.

  26. LondonParis says:

    LOOK at this woman. Did you really just ask if her nails are real?!

  27. Chell says:

    The picture of her looking out the window is SCARY!

  28. Beatriz says:

    Jesus, how old is this lady exactly? She looks like a granma O_o

  29. dillene says:

    Okay- everyone look at this lady, then check a few entries down and look at the pictures of Dita Von Teese. Dita’s style may or may not be your thing, but I’m mostly interested in comparing the skin tone. This lady and Dita are (allegedly) about five years apart in age.

    What have we learned here today?

  30. Hm says:

    I think the pics of the daughter have been published to show how fair she is and that she would burn very easily. I don’t think the teacher would have reported a sunburn.

  31. Faye says:

    The portrayal wasn’t really accurate, it was very nice. I guess NBC is scared of this woman and I don’t really blame them.

    The toast joke was good though. That made me chuckle.

  32. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    Thank God for my built in tan!

  33. Memphis says:

    Forrest is right here. The state requires a minimum I.Q. of 80 to attend public school, Mrs. Gump. He’s gonna have to go to a special school…

    That’s the feeling I get when I see this
    woman. Something is not right in that burnt orange head of hers.

  34. emcull says:

    I honestly do not know the answer to this question because I am a pale freckled red head- is that orange color natural? I thought that orange-y tint was from spray tan. Having never had a tan natur al or otherwise, I honestly had no idea you could fry your self orange.

  35. Dawning Red says:

    Aren’t there plans to do another Fantastic Four movie? Maybe she’s trying to be The Thing!

  36. sandy says:

    This woman looks like one of the Planet of the Apes creatures with Orange makeup.. eww

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