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Kristen Wiig did an impression of tanning mom Patricia Krentcil on Saturday’s Weekend Update on SNL. (Video above.) It was pretty good in terms of dialogue and costuming, but Wiig didn’t act drunk enough. Krentcil has been videotaped a couple times with some words of wisdom for her haters, and she comes across like an alcoholic who is able to be blotto most of the day and still sort-of function. With just some more voice practice Wiig could have nailed the character.
Well Krentcil loved Wiig’s impression, and said she thought it was funny, probably because Wiig acted like a wacky tanning-lover instead of an addled basket case. Tanning mom told The NY Post “It was well done. The whole thing was hysterical.” Then she tried to add something about how we’re humpback geeks for paying attention to her when there are wars on, but she failed. “If you think about it for a second, Iraq and Cuba we’re involved in now, but they care that I tan.”
As for Snooki’s offand comment about her, “that bitch is crazy,” Krentcil didn’t acknowledge the obvious and responded by calling Snooki the “biggest a**hole in the world.” Snooki was just responding to the story that Krentcil put her six year-old daughter into a tanning bed, which Krentcil denies. This story comes with new footage of this woman, below.
More tan-on-tan aggression — this time it’s “Tanning Mom” firing back at Snooki … claiming the reality star is “the biggest asshole in the world” for criticizing her life decisions.
Patricia Krentcil — who’s been under fire for allegedly taking her 5-year-old daughter to a tanning salon — was out in New Jersey yesterday … when someone asked about the comments Snooki recently made to “Extra” — “that bitch is crazy.”
Tanning Mom shot back … saying, “She’s the biggest asshole in the world. She’s fake, she’s fat, her tits are fake, she’s disgusting.”
Yet, after all that … she continued, “When this is all said and done, I’d like to meet up with ‘Snoopy’.”
Yes, she called her Snoopy … and she probably owes Charles Schultz an apology.
I don’t have a lot to say about this lady except that I’m glad her husband seemed relatively sober in the one interview I saw with him. Someone needs to watch her kids, since she doesn’t seem capable of doing it. I get why a teacher called CPS on her if this is how she appears and acts on any given day. It’s not about the leather face so much as the fact that she seems really wasted.
Look at this woman’s nails, they’re like talons. Are those real?
Photo credit: Dan Callister, PacificCoastNews.com
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Kristen Wiig, Patricia Krentcil
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Sing it, Dr. Zaius!
And your daughter needs a larger size of pants.
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I thought this woman had some loose screws, but I now believe that even though the wheel is still turning, the hamster’s well and truly dead. Still think her more entertaining than Lohan and the K!
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I feel bad. She seems mentally ill. I don’t know if this media attn is just going to turn her into a roasted sundried tomato, physically and mentally.
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What does her daughter’s pants have to do with anything? R u serious?
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I’m her age and she looks like my grandmother. No wait, my grandmother looked better than her.
Also, when did we go to war with Cuba? Did I miss something?
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Give her a break–you’d think the US was at war with Cuba, too, if you hadn’t been sober since 1964.
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HA! Noted!
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No JOKE!! I’m a year younger than this leather bag of a woman (and what’s up with the Rose-Marie bow in her hair? Cuckoo!) and she looks like my grandmother, at best. She’s so common…can’t even aspire to look like a Vuitton, maybe a Dooney & Burke or some lesser, lower middle class Jersey-mom designer, lol. Totally, irrevocably, bat-sh*t CRA-ZA-ZAY. She makes Snooki look like the classy kid on the block. Ugh….she scares me!!!
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Hey! I like Dooney & Bourke! I haven’t realy liked their new stuff, its kinda bland, I like it when they have brighter colors, like blue or green.
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That woman has a husband??? OMG.
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Yeah, poor man. Did she really put the kid with the red hair in the tanning bed? Oh my god!
PS I died of laughter when I read Snoopy instead of Snooki…!
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I was actually really disappointed in Kristens portrayal of this psycho. It seemed very rushed and unstudied.
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Agreed. The look was right, but the rest of it – minus a joke or two – was wrong.
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she is proof that too much tanning fries your brain..
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tanning mom is scary.
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you know, I feel kind of bad for this woman. It’s pretty clear she has a lot of mental problems, and she’s being made the butt of a national joke. All this negative press can’t be good for her kids or her family either.
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I am with you- can we please leave this family alone? Back to LeAnn and other famewhores!
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CB, *please* consider talking down the photo of the little girl. She doesn’t deserve to have her picture up on a gossip site (an awesome gossip site, but still…).
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Awww, that is really a thoughtful suggestion. You are right. That poor little girl – can you imagine having that woman for a mother? Hopefully this thing will blow over so at least the mom is out of the news, but I still feel for that sweet looking little girl…and fear for her future.
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I so totally agree with this.
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Agreed 100%. This little girl just turned six years old and doesn’t need to be subjected to national media scrutiny. She’s done nothing wrong here.
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That really is a thoughtful suggestion. I don’t think CB posted it to be exploitative, I think it was to show the husband. That being said, is that the kid in question?For some reason, I thought that natural red-heads with fair skin like that don’t tan and have to protect their skin from burns?
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Pretty sure it must be the child – I remember reading on some news blurb that the daughter was a ginger. There was some question as to the extent of the burn on the little girl – that it came from natural sunlight because she is so fair-skinned. Mom is such a train wreck…hope Dad is somewhat normal. Poor little girl.
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Yes, fair skin like that needs to be protected. Even if she weren’t near a tanning bed, she should’ve had adequate SPF protection to keep her from being burned while “outside playing.” Having a mother like hers, though, I hope that she is around someone to protect her from skin cancer later in life.
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The little girl has been on national news. I’ve seen her twice already on TV.
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I agree. The little girl’s pic shouldn’t be published on this site.
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I agree – it’s bad enough that she was shown on the news. Poor kid.
The mom seems legitimately nuts, I think the media needs to quit giving her attention too.
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I COMPLETELY agree. Take that little girl down! Forget celebrity kids, who I don’t feel should be photographed in public (but often are, with or without their parents). How is taking pictures of this little girl in her driveway on the way to school okay?
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Stop doing posts on people who are NO CELEBRITIES. We already have Kim, LeAnn, Tiara-Dancing-Moms and other Z listers, we don´t need any more.
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I agree. She somehow seems to be liking the attention. Let’s ignore her please, lest we get a tell-all book, reality show or worse.
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yes please!
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Someone is looking for her 15 min of fame.
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Au contraire – she wants them all to go away and leave her to her addiction/s.
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When she said “Well done”, I thought she was talking about her skin.
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Lol
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Really this child (or any other children) need to be taken from this couple immediately! I feel like a bully when I read or write on any blog that covers this woman! It’s sick and it’s sad really.
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Wow, whoever though Snooki would be a voice of reason. This woman makes me sick to my stomach and I really really really hope the Today Show stays away from her. They love a good crazy, though: Kate Gosselin,Octomom, that Dugger chick. I am sure they are looking to add this one to their 8:40 am lineup.
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I notice that tanning mom’s skin matches her daughter’s hair.
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And once again so proud to be an American…..war with Cuba…OMFG
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WTF does this have to do with being American…do you honestly believe that they don’t have alcoholic/drug addict/mentally unstable train wrecks in other countries? Obviously, you haven’t travelled much…
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Where is her top lip? Did it fall off after too may hours under the french fry lights?
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I kind of like the top she is wearing..
But gosh.. I never understood why people need to tan. It has aged her I guess because I have never seen her before. But the tan is horrible, but she is doing some weird thing to her lips too. The lipstick color or something.
I’m in the minority. I don’t think she put the child in the tanning bed. But she is the mother and is setting a bad example to her daughter that this is what normal people do and look like.
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I don’t think she put the kid in a tanning bed either. The kid got a bad sunburn, which, well, it happens. The girl looks to be a ginger, so probably burns easily. Plus, I doubt this woman has a bottle of sunblock laying around the house.
The girl probably thinks it’s cool to be as orange as possible, just like Mom, and bragged to her friends at school about her “trip to the tanning salon”. A teacher, or someone, overheard and took one look at the mom, and called CPS.
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I had my first non-mixed-ethnicity child with my husband almost 3 years ago. I use Aveeno Baby SPF 55 on him, just like I used on the older two.
I don’t want ANY of my kids to end up with skin cancer, and it runs in our family on my mother’s side.
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Wonder how long it will take TLC to come calling. She definitely fits the bill for Strange Addictions. Maybe Dr. Drew will take her on.
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I’m kind of shocked someone had sex with her.
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I got a cousin up in Jersey that is like this woman’s twin. Drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney, abuses drugs, tans…with the frosted lipstick. I mean when I hear her talk I get chills because the two are one in the same. She has so many problems because she is not sober and luckily for her kids she hasn’t made national news. Tanning moms children don’t deserve to have their picture on these sites, they’re innocent victims with awful parents. I really hope they grow up ok.
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I think you need to be wasted 24/7 to think that looking like the colour of a rotting banana is a good look.
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LOL! I’m guessing that she might smell like a rotting banana too, looking at that awful dental situation she has going on there.
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I’m guessing she smells like a bar floor. A bar that still allows smoking.
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I think someone would have better luck reasoning with a chimp than with this ridiculous shoe…. um, I mean, woman.
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hahahaha shoe. I have well worn shoes that are in better shape than that face!
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She looks like a chimp!
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As for the chimp thing, before this woman made news – I thought the special effects team for the Planet of the Apes movies must have to have actors sitting for HOURS getting ready for filming…
little did I know it was just a quick casting call outside a Jersey tanning parlor and done!
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What’s up with the baby bow in her hair? Like a “Baby Jane” thing going on. She’s scary.
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I thought it was a gift bow. But baby bow works too!
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Hey look Jersey Shore ‘actors’.. this is what happens with too much G.T.L.
She looks like the kid’s grandma…DAYUMM!
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Those are Joisey nails. Watch Jerseylicious and look for Tracy. Her’s are the best/worst nails I have ever seen.
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Yeah, those nails are no more real than the shade of her skin.
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LOOK at this woman. Did you really just ask if her nails are real?!
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The picture of her looking out the window is SCARY!
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Jesus, how old is this lady exactly? She looks like a granma O_o
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Okay- everyone look at this lady, then check a few entries down and look at the pictures of Dita Von Teese. Dita’s style may or may not be your thing, but I’m mostly interested in comparing the skin tone. This lady and Dita are (allegedly) about five years apart in age.
What have we learned here today?
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I think the pics of the daughter have been published to show how fair she is and that she would burn very easily. I don’t think the teacher would have reported a sunburn.
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The portrayal wasn’t really accurate, it was very nice. I guess NBC is scared of this woman and I don’t really blame them.
The toast joke was good though. That made me chuckle.
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Thank God for my built in tan!
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PRINCIPAL:
Forrest is right here. The state requires a minimum I.Q. of 80 to attend public school, Mrs. Gump. He’s gonna have to go to a special school…
That’s the feeling I get when I see this
woman. Something is not right in that burnt orange head of hers.
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She’s married to Sloth? From Goonies?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lu21_myself/184791318/
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she is disgusting
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I honestly do not know the answer to this question because I am a pale freckled red head- is that orange color natural? I thought that orange-y tint was from spray tan. Having never had a tan natur al or otherwise, I honestly had no idea you could fry your self orange.
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Aren’t there plans to do another Fantastic Four movie? Maybe she’s trying to be The Thing!
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This woman looks like one of the Planet of the Apes creatures with Orange makeup.. eww
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