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Charlize Theron is still wearing heels while she carries her baby. [A Socialite Life]
Am I the only one who‘s kind of lost in the Facebook-IPO debate? And I was an economics major too. [Gawker]
Melissa Etheridge & Tammy Lynn Michaels‘ divorce war is over? [Dlisted]
Dear Becky at Pop Sugar – STOP suggesting Michael Fassbender for 50 Shades of Grey. Please. [Pop Sugar]
Is Angie Jolie still pissed off because people mocked her Leg of Doom? [LaineyGossip]
WTF is happening to Kate Upton‘s face? [Celebuzz]
Review of Brad Pitt‘s Killing Them Softly. [Pajiba]
Dear Miley Cryus: Put on a bra. They won‘t be perky forever. [Yeeeah]
Johnny Depp was adopted by the Comanche Tribe. [The Blemish]
Here‘s the cast of SWATH reading from 50 Shades of Grey. [Evil Beet]
Gloria Allred is meeting with Doe #2. [Radar]
Scott Disick‘s coat is hilarious. [Go Fug Yourself]
X-Men comics will feature a gay wedding. [OMG Blog]
More Cannes Film Festival photos. [Moe Jackson]
Kristen Stewart had no issues with being graphic in On the Road. [ICYDK]
The Yacht Girls of Cannes: blind items. [CDAN]
Lourdes Leon & Madonna‘s Material Girl line has a new face. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Written by Kaiser
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- What is Lucy Hale wearing? [Moe Jackson]



















That baby is hilarious! His face in the last pic is classic. Although it pisses me off that photographers are close/loud enough to startle him like that.
Also, Kaiser what about Jillian Michaels and her partner adopting one little girl and giving birth to another? Zero to two kids and no post? Plus I didn’t even know she was a lesbian + in a committed relationship! I’m super curious and want to read more about it but only found a short write up on People.
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Right there with you! I saw some candids of her earlier in the week with her toddler-and another woman putting a tiny baby into a sling-identified as a “friend.” To me, it looked like they were a couple-evidenced by Jillian zipping her undone pants-hello sleep deprived mom of a newborn! I think it’s crazy that her partner had the baby the same week their daughter arrived from Haiti. Wow! How exciting. But yes-write up, please.
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Ugh, yes, because we all know you aren’t a real mom unless you quit your job, wear nothing but sweats and Keds because you don’t even have 10 minutes to shower, and breastfeed until the kid’s old enough to drink beer.
Days like today, I’m so glad I’m not in the Cult of Mommy.
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LOL *snorting beer through my nose*
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so only jennifer Garner is the real mum!
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Ha so true. Charlize will clearly never be a member of the cult of mommy, it’s nice to see that not all celebs are into the jennifer garner mommy look, keep wearing those heels charlize you look fab.
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its so nice to bash others while you defend one ahh the sisterhood of woman so proud to be a member
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I’ve tripped over more baby/toddler toys in bare feet than I’ve EVER tripped in heels in my ENTIRE LIFE!
Ladies, wear what you want and feel good & comfortable in. I recommend steel-toed boots around the house once the “toys everywhere age” arrives, but that could just be because I’m nursing a broken toe on one foot (those battery-powered Playskool trains with the balls that go round & round are HEAVY!) and have a puncture wound in the arch of my other foot from stepping on a Hot Wheels jet.
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^Ouch! I’m gonna starting wearing heavy boots at home.
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Bwahahaha, awesome comment!
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i guess the only thing to do is not let the role define you. I try to dress as slutty as possible lol
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Why is this an issue? Walking in heels is not that hard, especially if you have practice. Unless there’s an epidemic of kids injured when mommy tripped that I’m not aware of, leave it alone already.
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Agreed. If she can walk in them then who cares.
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I know! They act like we read a story every week of her falling and ending up in the hospital from wearing heels!
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I agree, it would be one thing if we had never seen Charlize in heels before but the woman probably knows how to walk in them. This is the only site I’ve ever seen articles about this ‘issue’ on.
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The baby is adorbs and I am coveting those heels. That is all.
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Unclear on why this is an issue. I’ve been wearing heels since I was a teen modeling, then I did swing dance in heels in my early 20′s, then carried my babies around in heels in my 30s….because I wear heels-they are just as natural to me as tennis shoes. What gives?
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The Ethridge divorce: Finally! It was getting absurd, and in no way helping the kids. Who are of age btw of understanding quite clearly that mommy Melissa was a-hole, and mommy Tammy was just losing it.
I like those shoes on Charlize. But then again, sexy b-tch looks good in a plastic bag.
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Maguita, how old are the twins now? And Melissa’s two older kids with her other ex? (I didn’t realise the twins were of the age they would really know what was going on in detail.)
Poor kids!
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Children with Cypher were born in 1997 and 1998 (donor David Crosby).
Twins with Tammy are age 7. Imagine what their friends tell them at school! My nephew is 6, and knows too well how to surf the internet, even under supervision with blocked-site access, boy, does he learn things he really shouldn’t.
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Wow, Maguita, I didn’t realise they were that old already. How sad for all 4 of the kids involved.
(And I definitely recommend heavy boots – or UGGS – at home!)
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Why always in USA babies have shoes? I mean mean they are adorable but I rather doupt such a small baby can walk.
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I think it’s some sort of stupid “status symbol” thing. (Unless the baby needs corrective shoes for his/her feet.)
My kids have always HATED having shoes on their feet. My youngest’s first pair were a nice, soft leather with a suede sole that happened to be faux fur-lined. We got them to keep his feet warm in the winter, and he LOVED them. He wore them to death!
Now he has Costco UGGS (I’m not spending $100 on shoes he’s growing out of before next winter), a pair of tennies, and flip-flops. (He’ll be 3 on May 31st.)
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The only point I ever saw in baby shoes was to keep the little socks on.
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I think they stay on the feet better than baby socks.
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My LO is 9 months old and I still wear 5 inch heels all the time, as I did through my pregnancy. I did fall once in a parking lot – tripping over a curb I didn’t see – carrying my baby, a diaper bag, and a shopping bag, but I was wearing flats. Most women who wear heels don’t fall down – with or without a baby.
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I just want to squeeze his cheeks!!!
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Well thanks to the earlier post here, we can confirm who the first yacht girl is. (Blind item).
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Yacht Girl #1 – Tara Reid
Yacht Girl #2 – Blake Lively
Yacht Girl #3 – ?
Yacht Girl #4 – That British chick that gets engaged like most of us change our underwear & seems to break off those engagements just as frequently.
Those are my guesses!
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Who do you think the legendary actress is? Joan Crawford? Raquel Welch?
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Most CDAN readers seem to think its Grace Kelly, makes sense if you think about it.
I usually suck at BI’s but the readers over there seem to know their stuff.
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Oh that does make sense.
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brin, what about Marilyn Monroe? Is she a possibility?
(I don’t know how “Old Hollywood” she is, but she is certainly legendary, not to mention all the “starlets” who’ve tried/are trying to emulate her!)
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I think 2 is def Hayden Pantierre. She spent her whole time in Cannes last year on a boat in dubious company with bruises on her legs and a bandage from a blood test.
Blake was too hot and had too much of a career to be lowering herself to do that.
I think the last one is Marilyn. Ironic because she’s on the Cannes poster this year. It’s been well documented that the studios didn’t pay her well vs. the fame and the money she was making them. I REALLY don’t think it’s Princess Grace.
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nornades – I’m still sticking to Blake Lively for #2. It says it was a couple years ago, and she met someone world famous who got her off the yacht, and now she’s “back” in Hollywood.
As far as I know, HP’s not “back” in Hollywood – unless I missed something.
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I like the Material Girl line new girl, Madonna looks good in this picture.
I have a 7 month old baby and I carry him with heels, what’s the big deal?
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Michael Fassbender for 50 Shades of Grey!!!
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Agreed!
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Agree #11 love Michael for 50 Shades!
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That 50 Shades reading was the best thing ever!!! So funny!!!
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Request to CB:
PLEASE PLEASE DO A POST ON THE NEW WALKING DEAD SEASON 3 TRAILER. Please! Maybe tomorrow?
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Yes please!
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no way) it s ok. anyway 1st place will always for Vic beckham.
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poor baby looks scared! shame on the paps!!!!
and on the subject of heels and holding babies? come on…. some can trip over a number of things before stumbling in heels! plus, some women wear them so much, they can’t wear flats! they trip in those!!! So, grow up and wear your big girl shoes while holding whatever you want.
and don’t forget to squeeze those cute babies!!!
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@moo
THIS!! I wear heels every day with no problems and trip all of the time when wearing flats. What works for one does not always work for others. Leave Charlize and her heels alone!
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Look at how strong his little fingers are clutching on to his mom. Still afraid of the cameras and still so cute. Don’t get the issue with the heels.
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http://www.vdare.com/articles/will-the-us-go-into-the-cannibals-pot
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Love Charlize. She’s flawless. If she can walk confidently in heels then there’s no problem.
Look at Jackson !! He is too cute, I just want to eat him !!! He has more expressions and emotional range than some of the actors & actresses in Hollywood. (Y’all know who I’m talking about)
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Women who wear heels all the time are used to them. Why should they wear flats just because they are carrying a baby? I can understand the beef when someone is nine months preg because it does change your center of gravity but come on. This is just ridiculous.
Baby Jackson reminds me so much of Sandra Bullock’s Louis. Same big dark eyes and chubby cheeks.
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Jeez louise. If I can run flat out to catch the bus in heels without falling, then I’m pretty sure I can handle carrying a baby.
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You guys haven’t *lived* until you’ve seen Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades:
http://www.jest.com/video/174214/gilbert-gottfried-reads-fifty-shades-of-grey
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She definitely shouldn’t wear those heels, but the only reason is because they are ugly as hell. Other than that I don’t see any problem.
And Fassbender is too good for any 50 Shades of Crap or whatever it is called.
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