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Amy Poehler, co-host of Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update, blasted coochie flashing celebrities this weekend during her live broadcast.
Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend, flashing your bizness while coming in, and or, leaving a limosine.
Ladies (read: Britney, Paris, and Lindsay, but especially Britney), you need to cool it. Nobody wants to see your baby factory. Look, I get it, I’ve been in this business for 65 years. I know how it works. Flashing Beav is part of the game. But if your gonna do it at least get paid for it…….
The point is, you guys are making Tara Reid look like Audry Hepburn. What’s next? Shots of stars pooping out of a window? And lastly, ladies, what’s up with all the deforestation going on down there? You need hair down there! It’s a backup system for underwear! Even when you’re showin’ it, you’re not really showin’ it! There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza. Then, it turned into an upside down John Waters mustache. Now, every girl is as smooth as Joey Lawrence’s head! Global warming? You decide. But remember, I always believe a woman’s nethers should be shrouded in mystery.
We have nothing more to add to this story. Amy has said it all, and hell yeah, we girls who wear panties agree. Way to go Amy Poehler! Represent.
SNL screencap image taken and captioned by Chic Mommy.
Written by Chic Mommy
Posted in Britney Spears, Funny, Paris Hilton, Photos, Sluts
7 Responses to “Amy Poehler’s Message to the Coochie Flashers”
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AMEN. AMEN. If only Britney realized how squalid, pathetic and trashy she looked she might get more respect.
Sharon Stone got away with this in “Basic Instinct” but then…it was elegant, understated, erotic…and Sharon Stone.
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Thank goodness we have women like Amy P. Tina Fey, Amy Sedaris, Sarah Bernhardt to counterbalance all the Britneys, Parises, et al.
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Bravo Amy. It was time this was addressed properly. Those gals are doing it on purpose to irk the pappazarri but it’s us who have to hear the non stop talk about this insane stunts. Britney needs to pop back her panties, or get a “pope mobile” so she can make her night club entrances standing up.
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I’m tree friendly.
But I keep my forest orderly and trim. I don’t want to have the idea that being pro-eco could be looked down upon as unfashionable or unattractive; women have enough constraints on their subconscious about what they can and con’t do, or be, and look like as it is. There is something mysterious and alluring indeed with the natural hiding. Beautiful, I think. Nice that other people agree.
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I think the only reason Brit is intentionally flashing — and let’s get real, it is intentional, obviously — is because of the FedEx video threat.
He: I’m selling that video, Brit, and making a ton of money from people watching your cootch.
She: Screw you, man, I’ll make everybody so sick and tired of seeing my cooch nobody will buy your damn tape. I do what I want! snap!
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I heart Amy Poehler.
Oh, that was precious, I saw it live last night. Love the comment about “deforestration” too–so true.. when did it become fashionable for it to look like a bold Chihuahua? Eww..
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