The latest celeb not wearing panties is…

JLo! At least we’re only subjected to her ass crack and not her entire nether region. She could have some floss-like thong on, but it’s hard to see.

JLo’s first ex husband, waiter Ojani Noa, wants to cash in with a huge tell-all book about his one-year marriage to the pop star. She made him sign a confidentiality agreement as part of a settlement for firing him as the manager at her Miami restaurant, and the two are now battling it out in court. He vows to continue fighting, because he’s probably got nothing better to do. It doesn’t look like he has a lawyer yet though:

Latina superstar Jennifer Lopez is facing a court battle in her ongoing legal dispute with her first ex-husband – Ojani Noa has vowed to fight her “to the end.” The singer/actress filed her suit against the former waiter in April, after Noa announced plans to detail their one-year marriage in a tell-all book. She also obtained a restraining order barring Noa from revealing intimate details of their sex life.

Noa and Lopez signed an agreement last year, ruling he could not disparage the star or make money from disclosing intimate details from their brief marriage. But Noa told a Los Angeles judge Friday that he regrets agreeing to the preliminary injunctions.

He said, “I want to fight this thing to the end. My life has not been the same since this lawsuit was filed.” The judge told Noa he must hire a lawyer by January 17 or represent himself in court.

He probably has a lot of sordid details to reveal about J.Lo and she fears that they’ll get out. What better way to head off revealing news than by showing some skin?

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  1. Gigohead says:

    I dont’ know. The verdict is still out on this JLo thing. She could be wearing low rise briefs like the ones Old Navy sells to wear with jeans. Most folks know better than to wear a thong with jeans. I’d be cautious as to declare her as going “commando”.

  2. Toubrouk says:

    At least, even if she goes comando, we don’t see her genitals.

  3. Viv says:

    I wear a thong with jeans. It’s actually not that bad. It’s easier to wear a thong because all the jeans are so low rise now, grannies ride way up.

  4. lyric says:

    Maybe we should just set aside one day a year when no one wears underwear.

  5. Gigohead says:

    The New York Post had an article about women going commando with jeans and they sell these little round pasties for the jeans that serve as pantiliners. It’s the Not sure if this is the way to go.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Kind of gross to think of these celebrity fundraisers where they auction off their clothes…..

  7. just me says:

    Everyone is talking about her not having panties but the real thing is that she is wearing jeans 2 sizes to small and her shirt is to small. They are holding on to dear life. Jlo you are three year away from being forty. PLEASE stop shopping in the juniors section. Now I can see why you designed the JHO line, cuz you need custome made clothes for your oversized ass. I have a nice big booty, small waist and some hot breast but I’m also 21. Act your age…Thanks.

  8. Viv says:


    That looks so weird to me! It’s about as efficient as a pad you wear with a thong.

  9. Pam says:

    As a girl with a J-Lo booty, I sometimes have the problem when you wear tight jeans with underwear/thong, the jeans will take the underwear/thing with them when the jeans sag down on the booty. I always have this problem and find myself pulling up my underwear along with my jeans. Especially when I get out and in cars.

    The fashion industry really needs to stop making clothing that conforms to super-skinny boy-shaped girls.

  10. Someone says:

    Ugh, cover the coin-slot please! Why do people think that was EVER attractive?