Over the past year, I feel like we’ve been inundated by Lindsay Lohan’s crack-boobs. She’s been flashing them all over the place – her Playboy photo shoot, on the beach, in front of Terry Richardson’s camera, and just last week, on a boat during filming of Liz & Dick. We’ve all seen her t-ts. Most of us have seen even more than that. But Lindsay still wants us to know that she’s a genteel, modest young crackhead child who will not do anything revealing on camera. Because Lindsay Lohan is the cracked-out embodiment of cognitive dissonance. So, remember how Lindsay should praise The Great Cracken In The Sky for allowing her to be cast in yet another Hollywood film? She was cast as the “star” of Bret Easton Ellis’s new softcore p0rn/noir, The Canyons. Big news, right? Except Lindsay doesn’t know if she wants to do it – because she’s so choosy! And because there might be nudity, and she’s too precious to show her bits and pieces.
Lindsay Lohan hasn’t yet signed the contract to star in Bret Easton Ellis’ new movie, The Canyons, because of concerns about being nude in the movie, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
As we previously reported, Lindsay, 25, has been cast in the famed author’s next movie. He tweeted the news on Monday, saying: “Shooting THE CANYONS starring James Deen and Lindsay Lohan: July 9-31 in L.A. Could not have dreamed of a better cast. Lindsay nailed it…”
Even though Lindsay was cast in the role, it’s not a done deal. “She hasn’t officially signed the contract yet,” a source close to the actress tells us.
“Lindsay and her team are concerned about the nudity that is involved. Lindsay would be required to do full frontal nudity, and the sex scenes are very, very graphic. Yes, Lindsay has posed nude for Playboy, but doing it in a movie is completely different. Lindsay needs to make sure that she is comfortable with it, and that this is something she can handle as an artist. It’s expected that Lindsay will sign the contract in the next two weeks, as filming begins at the beginning of July. Lindsay has admired Bret’s work for a very long time, and one of her favorite movies is Less Than Zero,” the source added.
As RadarOnline.com has previously reported, Lohan rear ended a dump truck on Pacific Coast Highway last Friday. The Porsche, driven by Lindsay, was totaled and the accident sent the actress and her assistant to the emergency room. Both were later released and miraculously didn’t suffer serious injuries. The Santa Monica Police didn’t request a blood sample from Lindsay Lohan when she was in the emergency room after she rear ended a big rig truck.
“Lindsay was given a portable breathalizer test along with several other field sobriety tests and she passed them all. She did everything that was asked of her and cooperated fully. This is why the cops didn’t request a blood sample from Lindsay, as they concluded that she wasn’t under the influence and didn’t need to be given a blood test. Lindsay was shaken up obviously about the accident, but that is to be expected. The cops told her that she was lucky to be alive, and her seat belt absolutely saved her life,” the law enforcement source previously told us.
Yes, the “source” is Dina after several hours with a bottle of Jose Cuervo.
If Lindsay wasn’t a former child star with huge knockers, she would already be doing p0rn to make money. But perhaps I’m discounting Lindsay and Dina’s incessant crack hustle. The budget for The Canyons is teeny-tiny, really dirt-cheap. I think Lindsay is angling for more money, thinking that “all of the big stars” get paid more to do nudity on film. Trust me, she’s THAT delusional.
CRACK MONSTER TO PRODUCERS: “SCREEEEEEEEE!!!!”
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Terry’s Diary.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lindsay Lohan
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