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Over the past year, I feel like we’ve been inundated by Lindsay Lohan’s crack-boobs. She’s been flashing them all over the place – her Playboy photo shoot, on the beach, in front of Terry Richardson’s camera, and just last week, on a boat during filming of Liz & Dick. We’ve all seen her t-ts. Most of us have seen even more than that. But Lindsay still wants us to know that she’s a genteel, modest young crackhead child who will not do anything revealing on camera. Because Lindsay Lohan is the cracked-out embodiment of cognitive dissonance. So, remember how Lindsay should praise The Great Cracken In The Sky for allowing her to be cast in yet another Hollywood film? She was cast as the “star” of Bret Easton Ellis’s new softcore p0rn/noir, The Canyons. Big news, right? Except Lindsay doesn’t know if she wants to do it – because she’s so choosy! And because there might be nudity, and she’s too precious to show her bits and pieces.
Lindsay Lohan hasn’t yet signed the contract to star in Bret Easton Ellis’ new movie, The Canyons, because of concerns about being nude in the movie, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
As we previously reported, Lindsay, 25, has been cast in the famed author’s next movie. He tweeted the news on Monday, saying: “Shooting THE CANYONS starring James Deen and Lindsay Lohan: July 9-31 in L.A. Could not have dreamed of a better cast. Lindsay nailed it…”
Even though Lindsay was cast in the role, it’s not a done deal. “She hasn’t officially signed the contract yet,” a source close to the actress tells us.
“Lindsay and her team are concerned about the nudity that is involved. Lindsay would be required to do full frontal nudity, and the sex scenes are very, very graphic. Yes, Lindsay has posed nude for Playboy, but doing it in a movie is completely different. Lindsay needs to make sure that she is comfortable with it, and that this is something she can handle as an artist. It’s expected that Lindsay will sign the contract in the next two weeks, as filming begins at the beginning of July. Lindsay has admired Bret’s work for a very long time, and one of her favorite movies is Less Than Zero,” the source added.
As RadarOnline.com has previously reported, Lohan rear ended a dump truck on Pacific Coast Highway last Friday. The Porsche, driven by Lindsay, was totaled and the accident sent the actress and her assistant to the emergency room. Both were later released and miraculously didn’t suffer serious injuries. The Santa Monica Police didn’t request a blood sample from Lindsay Lohan when she was in the emergency room after she rear ended a big rig truck.
“Lindsay was given a portable breathalizer test along with several other field sobriety tests and she passed them all. She did everything that was asked of her and cooperated fully. This is why the cops didn’t request a blood sample from Lindsay, as they concluded that she wasn’t under the influence and didn’t need to be given a blood test. Lindsay was shaken up obviously about the accident, but that is to be expected. The cops told her that she was lucky to be alive, and her seat belt absolutely saved her life,” the law enforcement source previously told us.
Yes, the “source” is Dina after several hours with a bottle of Jose Cuervo.
If Lindsay wasn’t a former child star with huge knockers, she would already be doing p0rn to make money. But perhaps I’m discounting Lindsay and Dina’s incessant crack hustle. The budget for The Canyons is teeny-tiny, really dirt-cheap. I think Lindsay is angling for more money, thinking that “all of the big stars” get paid more to do nudity on film. Trust me, she’s THAT delusional.
CRACK MONSTER TO PRODUCERS: “SCREEEEEEEEE!!!!”
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Terry’s Diary.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lindsay Lohan
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Oh, the delicate little crackflower doesn’t want to “harm” her image? She truly has been cracked out of her gourd for the last 6 years or so, hasn’t she? Bitch has got hot and cold running delusion! Porn is ALL that’s left for her. She has systematically screwed up opportunity after opportunity after opportunity:
* blew off Matt Lauer interview, in her home, for which he was INVITED and flew 3K miles;
* was laughably bad on SNL;
* couldn’t manage to get to the Glee set on time; filming AND her role reduced;
* got tossed off the Gotti flick;
* partying and car crash (when a driver is PROVIDED BY LIFETIME) during filming of the hot mess that will be Liz & Dick.
(I got my car, Ladies. Hubs-for-now handled the surprise exquisitely.)
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Hello, Bellaluna! Still positively thinkin’, I see
Thanks for the recap, I needed one; every time I try to figure out exactly how much has been going on in LL cracked out world I get a huge migraine and a terrible nausea. Though thinking again, that could just be the crack-fumes emanating from LL pics on the computer screen. Hm.
Anyways… still wishful thinking over here, I say she’ll surprise us all with a shocking turn of events and announce she’ll take the veil and become a nun soon enough. Possibly a Cloistered one…?
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Oh, would that our dreams came true! A Cloistered Nun…but that would be a little boring.
(Hi RM!)
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So happy about your car!
She does nothing but blow (in every possible way, nose, knees and generally cocking things up) every opportunity, unearned though they might be, that comes her way.
Screeeeee! To all the bitches, it’s Friday! Actually Saturday is my worst day when I need this site more than ever. My kids are in school, husband works from nine am until midnight.
I’m going to see what a Boston beach is like with my tour friend. Should be funny after San Diego, huh?
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Congrats on the car and enjoy.
I am sure Lindsay and Dina are counting on this movie to be the great comeback of all time. You know, critical acclaim followed by A-list offers and that elusive Oscar to follow. Stay tuned folks, story still unfolding….
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Congrats OB! What’d you get???
I have no comment on LL-its too early…only twodrinks out of my Starbucks. I require at least half the cup down before dealing with crackwhores.
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I got a Lexus SUV!!!!!!!!
Now that I have my CAR (SCREEEEEEEEEEEE – sorry, I had to!) I can drive the 40 minutes to GET to a Starbucks!
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Awesome! Those are one comfy ride!! I have the Volvo SUV-they are kinda similar? Have fun cruisin’ around!!
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They all kind of are, I think. Ours is a BMW, but I miss the sportier one we used to have. Upscale SUVs are awesome.
I’d die before driving a minivan, no offense to you owners out there. It’s on my mom jeans, soccer mom hairdo list of nevers.
I bet the Lexus is more comfy than mine, beamers tend to be a “driver’s car”, which means no cushy seats for my bad back.
Bella what color? You’ve been waiting a while. 40 min to Starbucks? Shoot, even my horses are only about 20 minutes from Coarsegold. Which is in the forest of nowhere land.
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OTiff – It’s “Bamboo” with ecru LEATHER interior and real wood trim!!! The only thing it doesn’t have is nav & the tow package (which is fine, cause I’m one of the few neighbours who doesn’t own a boat, and my phone has nav & GPS). And I even ordered a new carseat for Toddles. Should be here by Monday.
I’ll be on here tomorrow if you want to chat. (Been to Jezzie yet?)
Yeah, I live in the sticks. 20 miles one-way to a major grocery store on treacherous two-lane country roads.
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NICE!!! Congrats
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Not yet Bells! I am going crazy-mking nine native American costumes for the big school play tomorrow. After that I can breathe.
Getting around Boston is a huge challenge, so Jezzie is coming soon-as soon as I can breathe. Maybe tonight.
It hurts to type, Ive got glue gun blisters on every finger.
OMG, how does it work? How do I get to you??? I signed in with FB and now it knows who I am! Help!
Car sounds awesome! I’ve got all silver, with gray leather interior and wood:) It’s nice to have a nice ride when you sit in the car as much as we do!
Have fun, don’t get too starbucksed out! Screeee!
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Crap, Tiff! It shouldn’t! (Though I did have my Jezzie identity prior to Facebook going all “timeline” so maybe that’s it.)
We’ll figure out a way.
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SWEET ride bella!! I know you must be thrilled to have wheels again
May it take you down many happy, new roads in life…
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Congrats on the car Bella, Finally!!
Don’t crack out like the mcCracken and drive holding an open container of crack
.
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*crosses heart* I promise!
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Congrats on the car Bella. Glad to see you slightly cheered today. Nobody deserves a Starbucks coffee more than you. I’d be drinking it 3 times a day just to drive my gorgeous ride.
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Awww, Ladies, y’all are gonna make me start crying again!
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Thanks for the recap! Enjoy your new car, and remember, if you see The Cracken driving your way, PULL OVER and wait until she’s a good three miles away…
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Don’t worry – if I hear she’s in the Bay Area or Sacrament, I’m staying HOME!
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@ Tiffany – When I was a kid we moved from Key West, Fla. to Rhode Island, and went to the beach there. I cried – it’s all sharp rocks, very little sand – horrible. Unless they’ve shipped in some nice soft sand in the last decades.
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I know I am going to either laugh or cry.
It won’t be like San Diego or Laguna for sure!
I had to go the Toronto beaches last summer, so different and the water is so cold, makes you want to Screeeee!
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Hey Bellaluna, good to hear ya more cheered up today. A new ride will do that. Good for you girl.
Just to give a quick thought on LL (I usually don’t, but this just nagged me), she doesn’t want to do ‘nudity’ but was happy to be nekkid most of the time for Machete while playing a girl who does p*rn with her mother and has an almost sexual relationship with her dad…
Don’t get me wrong I liked Machete, for the stupidity of it, but isn’t that a bit rediculous?? Or maybe she forgot she was in that movie.
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Completely ridiculous! Machete combined with the PB spread makes this false modesty all the more absurd.
(Thank you. I feel a little better today.)
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ha ha ha, she should be happy she was offered a part at all, and this seems right up her alley. she’s an artist alright, a con-artist..
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agree and she is just beginning to creep me out
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As for the nudity on film, like for Playboy, she should pretend she’s channeling Marilyn! And make “love” to the camera.
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I laughed at ” artist” too
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Please don’t give this crack addict more money for her crack habit.
Happy Friday, Bella! *clink*
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Happy Friday Brin! *clink* (But it’s wicked early here, so I may go back to bed soon.)
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exactly. Giving her work just fuels her drug habit and gives her validation.
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The whole movie has a budget of $100,000. No, apparently, I’m not missing any zeroes!
I think they were counting on financial support when the cracken signs to bring attention to the movie. Sad, isn’Ttit when you count on a Lohan to bring money in…
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This write up is GOLD
Love that she is gonna act like the only thing we all havent seen everything but her cervix and the inside of her fucking uvula at this point in time
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Bad news QQ, although I haven’t seen that stripper/double-identity movie she had made, apparently, you see x-rays of her pelvis.
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The movie was called “I Knew Who Killed Me.” The stripper part wasn’t explicit at all — they just showed her dancing around a pool in a skimpy outfit, wearing a prosthetic arm (seriously). It wasn’t a good movie, but it wasn’t unwatchable, either. Then again, I am one of 1,250 people on the planet who actually enjoyed “Catwoman.”
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YOU ENJOYED CATWOMAN????
I apologize.
I meant, so you enjoyed Catwoman, eh?
Was it the sexy slashed hot pleather pants, Sharon Stone being herself (a b-tch), or maybe just wanted to stare at that hot guy who used to be Julia’s ex… What’shisname? Had a hot Latin Jesus-y face…
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And Maguita when i think about it: in all them “open wide mouth pics” if i can get past her groddy teeth, I COULD see her Uvula, so, I Fail
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LOL!!! and a bit of yuck. Now every time I’m going to be checking for the state of her “uvulva” as well.
Thanks a lot QQ. As picking up after my dog’s diarrhea is not enough today.
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I’m rooting for her. She is still very young and still has time to make everything right. She is not first and not last star who has some problems. Her current situation is not the end of the world. I believe in her.
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She won’t make it right unless she accepts some responsibility for doing wrong. She still thinks it’s all everyone else’s fault.
I don’t wish ill on anyone, but I think she needs to disappear for awhile if she actually is intent on changing her ways. I can’t see this happening though.
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I can’t believe what you wrote….its soooooooooooooooooo impossible for her to make a comeback….its WAAAAAAAAAAAY to late for her. I will never root for someone who drink and drive, tells lies to the justice system, tells lies to cops, being selfish and a plastic surgery bag.
She’s done. We all know that. Stop rooting for her….she doesnt care anyway…..all she cares about is the booze, the crack and lies. Have a nice day!
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Doesn’t someone have to actually go away to have a ‘comeback’?
Her only real chance is disappearing, taking rehab seriously, and when she shows up again in few years, she can hope we’ve forgotten her crack shenanigans.
Unfortunately, she is constantly out of cash (drugs), and WON’T stop polluting our screens. We’re sick of her sh*t because we see it EVERY DAY.
I mean, instead of having fans anymore, she has many more anonymous commenters betting, grossly and gleefully, on her DEATH….you think that would be a wake-up-call.
I wish her family would take her over–like Brit’s had to. But Dina never has enough cash to think about stopping the lumpy gravy train. Sad.
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You better hope you can keep believing in her from afar! I wouldn’t want to be the unlucky one she blames her next accident on. In other words if it benefits her she would sacrifice you in a second!
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lol…”Here’s my name & number Linds. Next time, tell the cops they’re MY pants and MY crack.”
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THIS
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“She is still very young and still has time to make everything right. She is not first and not last star who has some problems. Her current situation is not the end of the world. I believe in her.”
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Oh my goodness. Lohan stopped being young and impressionable, by the time she was 16.
And the level of delusion to believe she is still some young child trying to make her way… is just funny as hell.
Lohan is a permanent crack mess.
Getting busted this week, once again lying. About who was driving the Porsche, just proves it. Lohan has no interest in cleaning her act up.
She just finally hustle a check out of someone. (Lifetime) And I bet they will never ever sign on to use her again for anything.
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She does not think like you do Veronica. She couldn’t care any less about her own well being and I seriously doubt she ever will with all her enablers.
Sad to say but I doubt she will survive her 30s, let alone her 20s.
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Why would a man sign up to do graphic sex scenes with her? She allegedly has herpes, which can be transmitted even without an active rash. I just don’t understand it.
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I don’t even want to go there, and if I was a porn star I DEFINITELY wouldn’t go there. EVER.
(It’ll be like the stuntmen who do stunts in the canals in Venice of swamp water – 3 weeks [at bare minimum] of high-powered antibiotics prior to ever setting foot on-set!)
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Details!!!
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If she has it (I believe it), she probably got it from Paris Hilton, aka ‘Ebola’. She & Paris used to be ‘special friends’, until Paris turned on her and started telling everyone that LL is freckled (ahem) EVERYWHERE.
**shudder**
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Know what? I’m going to amend my comment to mention that the Herpes-shame is pretty dumb, since statistically, a third to HALF of the people here have the virus.
Women especially may only have one outbreak, and then never notice it again–but still can be contagious.
My ‘practically pure’ BFF found out she had it when she was 35, and she’d only slept with 4 guys in her life! SO MANY people live with it, spread it, and have no idea they even have it or are spreading it. Condoms can’t prevent infection, because condoms don’t cover where the sores show up.
Just something to remember, ladies. Be careful out there!
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According to studies, a goodly proportion of readers here right now have herpes. So I wouldn’t really hold that particular thing against her (no pun intended). You gotta have a heart when it comes to herpes.
One out of five of the total adolescent and adult population is infected with genital herpes.
Infection is more common in women (approximately one out of four women) than in men (almost one out of five).
One in five Americans have genital herpes (yet at least 80 percent of those with herpes are unaware they have it)!
From: http://www.globalherbalsupplies.com/herpes/stats.html
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Yup. I have it and life does go on. And, harsh but true: you find out right quick if that prospective partner really is interested in you as a person or not. Assuming that you’re being honest and up front about your condition before you have sex.But that’s a whole other conversation.
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It’s a theory. I’ve never heard of it, but why wouldn’t there be health clauses in contracts for films with graphic scenes? I’d insist on one for all co-stars.
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My favorite part is when it says that “she doesn’t know if she could handle it AS AN ARTIST.” I die.
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Oh, she’s an “artist” all right…an artist of MAYHEM and CRANCKNANIGANS and DELUSION and DENIAL. (Hi Boo.)
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Mornin’, B! I hope things are going well for you these days. :O)
For fun, did you see the article describing the scenes in Liz and Dick? It is going to be riotously (and unintentionally) funny!!
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Boo, no I did not! Where’s that article/link/whatever – I could use a laugh, because this mess isn’t airing until September and it’s only half-June!
Things, they’re going. (Now that I have my car, they’ll be going much faster!)
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Glad you got your car! Yayyyy!
I think my links never work, but maybe I’ll get lucky. Enjoy!
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/06/14/liz-dick-8-crazy-scenes-from-lindsay-lohan-s-elizabeth-taylor-biopic.html
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Oh Boo, that’s GOLDEN! I’m bookmarking that so when I need a laugh, it’s available.
I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT to see the Cracken upside-down in traction!
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Thanks for the link Boo. Interesting article. So they scraped up all the messy bits to churn out this sure to be a classic treatment? Bhahahaha… It just looks mean and nasty no matter who is playing in it.
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Priceless!
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“Lindsay needs to make sure that she is comfortable with it, and that this is something she can handle as an artist.” I can’t type enough HA-HA’s to cover how funny that line is.
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this is like serendipity. the tv is showing reruns of a Few Good Men, probably because of the tom cruise-Rock of Ages connection. but by goodness, this line and that Jack Nicholson scene in the courtroom, happened not too far apart.
I was laughing at the Lohan line. then the courtroom scene happened. and it was just gold.
“Lindsay needs to make sure that she is comfortable with it, and that this is something she can handle as an artist.”
I imagine her porn-star co-star and/or director and/or screenwriter screaming with rage: “You want the Truth? You can’t HANDLE the truth!” [drops pants] Truth sprang forth and pokes her in the eye.
[cut to scene where she may or may not have an ephifanny and reforms her life and joins the holy order]
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She remembers she was in Machete, right? She was naked for about 80% of her screen time in that movie.
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Please, wasn’t she pining for the Linda Lovelace movie?
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You’re right! There’s another one she lost out on, and I forgot to put it on the list!
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Can’t believe this crackhead is 25.
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Liz Taylor role what an insult to a timeless beauty……She ain’t no LIZ!
She needs A TOOTH BRUSH!
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Lol
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EWwww. She smells like porn.
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lol she smells like porn who didnt wash for a long time…..lol
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Please don’t insult porn.
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Her boobs sag, her stomach is flabby, her butt is flat, and her thighs are thick. And all of it is pasty white and freckled, except when it’s orange from bad spray tan.
Handling it as an artist ought to be the least of her concerns.
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She’s a haggard trainwreck, but that’s going a bit far.
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She never ceases to amaze me. How delusional can one person be. Time for her to go for a long rest in a padded room.
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Maybe somebody around her is finally coming to their senses. Or, perhaps reading post on Celebitchy..But, doing soft porn would be career suicide for a legit career as an actress. She’d better think long and hard before she goes down that road. If she does..there is no turning back. No one takes her seriously now, after soft porn, no one will EVER take her seriously again.
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Wonder if its not the full frontal (it’s not) but if in fact is possible insurance problems. Due to the fact she drove when she wasn’t supposed to this time maybe she wants to spin that she changed her mind and really just can’t be insured. Idk. Can’t stand her tho.
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Do they hand out a Pulitzer for gossip? Kaiser, anyone who uses the phrase “cracked-out cognitive dissonance” in a headline deserves one. (& ps, uses it correctly!) Genius
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I read somewhere that it should be called the Snarkademy Awards!
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Probably a lot harder to air brush her body & face in a movie.
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I’m kind of impressed that Paul Schrader is involved.
I also think it’s hard to say whether direct-to-DVD might not actually be the wave of the future? Low overhead.
Either her insurance is problematic or someone told her if she goes this route, she’s out of film. (I know, I know, she’s been out of real film for ages, but SHE doesn’t know that.)
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Those stills of Liz and Dick look like a SNL parody…hilarious!!! I can feel her overacting just from the pics!!
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this! i laughed so effin hard at , “shes an artist” yeah right. but since its lilo shouldnt they have used the word artiste ?shes that special . hate her antics hate her lies. MOVE THAT NUDITY I AM AN ARTISTE.
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Sounds like a perfect match – Bret Easton Ellis and Lindsay Lohan both reside on the sleazy side of town.
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+ 1 !!!!
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All she’s got is her tits at this point in time. She won’t have them for long so might as well do porn while she cant. Sorry … not porn … “artistic movies”.
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Um… ladies… just in from the LA Local News: https://www.facebook.com/ABC7
THIS JUST IN: Eyewitness News has learned that Lindsay Lohan was taken by paramedics to a hospital after being found unconscious in the penthouse of the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Marina del Rey. The call came in to the L.A. County Fire Department at 10:15 a.m.
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There are now reports that she has been found unconscious at The Ritz and has been taken to the hospital.
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Lindsay Lohan Found Unconscious in California Hotel
ABC is reporting this. Here is the link
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/06/lindsay-lohan-found-unconscious-in-california-hotel/
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Lindsay found unconscious in the penthouse of a hotel and taken to the hospital…Radar reporting she is fine, TMZ reporting she was never taken to the hospital at all…that she is EXHAUSTED and someone called 911 when she could not be awakened.
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Such bs. I hope Lifetime knows this is what they’ve paid for.
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Too much ambien after a crackfest.
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Yes, EXHAUSTED. From mixing the booze and painkillers she got after the accident. To say nothing of the blow…
Blohan, you skanky bitch, I’m a 42 two-year-old with a toddler! I’ll SHOW YOU EXHAUSTED.
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“Blohan, you skanky bitch, I’m a 42 two-year-old with a toddler! I’ll SHOW YOU EXHAUSTED.”
HAAAhahaha-OMG you win the innernets. That was frickin hilarious.
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eileen –
Thank you. Seriously. Hubs (for now) snores; Toddles talks in his sleep; the cats lay on my head or body in the least comfortable spot possible; and if anyone needs some sleep around here, it’s ME!!!!!!!!!
(Don’t even get me started on the children’s programming these days…)
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Yeah exhausted with a lot of help from barbituates, right?
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Exhausted and dehydrat..hahahahahaha. Is there anyone left on the planet who buys that one anymore from Hollywood publicists? A big battle scene in a desert? Maybe. An actor in one of those superhero costumes. I could see it. But this? God they are not even trying anymore. Also doesn’t she have a rented house in LA? What’s she doing at a hote…oh wait never mind.
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This is such a joke. She should be honored that Bret wants her in his movie and stfu.
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GAWD, LA County seriously needs sue her ass for all the money & time she makes them waste on here!!!!!
I’m DISGUSTED.
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“on HER.”
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To continue the theme of things that don’t add up…they say she went to have a nap before her last scene of the night shoot…in the penthouse of the Ritz!? Not in, oh I don’t know, her trailer? Or hell in a junior suite maybe? Isn’t this a TV movie? WTF?!
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Right?! Now they are saying a production assistant THOUGHT SHE LOOKED TIRED and so called paramedics…trying to erase the words “unresponsive” and “unconscious.” When people think I look tired, they say, “Geez, you look tired.” They never ever call paramedics.
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Of course she’s not going to die; those people are so paranoid. After all those chemicals that have been in her body, The Cracken has the constitution of a nuclear roach. PUHLEASE. Plus she’s holding out for the 27 Club. This is ridiculous. California should charge her for all the useless services she’s abused through the years. She should pay them with her whoring money.
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They have this amazing bit of technology that cures this. It’s called an alarm clock.
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here we go again…
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Latest…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2159989/Lindsay-Lohan-unconscious-Paramedics-called-aides-fail-rouse-actress.html
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Sign #25936 that you need to clean up your life – when you don’t answer the door, everyone assumes you’re dead.
I read somewhere she was “exhausted” from working 13 hours (which is fairly standard for a film shoot). If that was so exhausting, then how come all the crew, who was probably there longer and certainly working harder, didn’t keel over too?
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and of the 13 hour day-probably 11 of them were spent hanging out in her trailer. She’s not exactly working in a sweatshop. God-she’s so disgusting.
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I work in TV and twice this week I’ve worked a 0500-2000 day. I am tired, sure. But I sure ain’t unconscious.
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So, are we placing wagers on how much longer Lifetime will put up with her shit?
*chases shot of delusion with cracktini* Salud, Ladies. LET THE WAGERS BEGIN!
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Well-they’re probably stuck now-because they’re half way through filming this masterpiece. Again-more drama equals free publicity!
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I think Lifetime is eating this up. They’ve gotten all the publicity they wanted and more.
It’s not like this is a serious film anyway and there’s anyone to really take her place? it’ll cost more than they’re already spent on this to let her go. It won’t happen.
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Please, this dumb ho doesn’t want to work, she wants to get paid! The drama will continue for the rest of the Lifetime shoot & then she’ll get back to working on her back. She’s been on the bad shit for nearly a decade. A real comeback would take at least 10 years of hard work to become a respectable actor and we all know that’s not going to happen. She can’t make it through a week without crack-drama ensuing. Blech!
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Seriously, let’s say Lohan does take “The Canyons” job, since it basically sounds like soft core porn, is a legitimate film career over afterwards?
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Exhaustion? Lol. Funny how Liam Neeson in all his action movies. Angie Jolie, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck directing and acting in a movie aren’t hospitalized for exhaustion. Just young addicts who are singers or low-level actors or D and E Listers develop this malady, hospitalized for exhaustion. Yet 53-year-old Madonna is dancing her ass off two shows back to back in Abu Dhabi humidity and sweltering heat with no AC on stage and she manages not to get this affliction.
Poor Lindsay. She works a few long days and she falls apart her mom wants us to believe, never that she’s cracked out
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Depends in what part of the fractured fragile, scheming brain the neurons are responding and signaling as to her memory, emotions and thoughts.. very confusing.. yet it makes sense to her, normal even.. to deny it later.. what are you crazy accusing me I don’t feel that way at all.. never had! she retorts honestly..
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The theory of cognitive dissonance in social psychology proposes that people have a motivational drive to reduce dissonance by altering existing cognitions, adding new ones to create a consistent belief system, or alternatively by reducing the importance of any one of the dissonant elements.[1] An example of this would be the conflict between wanting to smoke and knowing that smoking is unhealthy; a person may try to change their feelings about the odds that they will actually suffer the consequences, or they might add the consonant element that the smoking is worth short term benefits. A general view of cognitive dissonance is when one is biased towards a certain decision even though other factors favour an alternative.[2]
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I actually think she’s sweating the nudity because she can’t hide behind a sh*tload of photoshop. Her saggy, flaccid, druggy/boozy bod will be right out there for all to see. The girl has about as much muscle tone as a sack of jello.
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My first post! But have been an avid reader of all you “regular commenters” for a while…I have become addicted!
so on that note.. I just have to comment… Like many here, I have mixed feelings about LiLo… What really gets my blood pressure up, (I wanted to use the saying Peter Griffin used on Family Guy when he did that segment on the news show..but darn.. i can’t remember it now! Lol..can anyone remind me??) are all the chances she has gotten in the legal system.. THAT ticks me off more than anything else!! Just… Wow.
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I just remembered!! Lol…. “you know what really grinds my gears?” yeah! That’s what I wanted to say!! and it DOES!! Lol
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Lol she’s wearing disney pocahontas earrings in the water…seriously thats what they are.
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